What would you outlaw in your fascist dictatorship?

[sticcosteve]

In my dictatorship because i'm from merry old England i would make sure no 1 ever runs out of tea and biscuits because that is some torture no one should endure. I would also make all guns illegal so fights have to be settled over the old style dualing style of fuighting. *SLAP* I chlenge you to a dual HEHEHE onguard.

The only other thing i would outlaw is stupid chav's who think there GANGSTARS!! They do my head in.

[Horendithas]

[COLOR=Sienna]Well first of all everyone will believe that there is nothing wrong and that being part of a fascist dictatorship is normal. Those rare few who see it and try to rebel will be dealt with. Since all the food, water and booze will be laced with drugs to keep people happy, those who are not will seem insane to the remaining 99.9% of the population. Depending on what mood I?m in they will either be put out of their misery, or put in a mental institution for the insane.

Secondly all forms of domestic violence is forbidden. Anyone caught beating their spouse or kid will in turn be beaten just as severely, only instead of being rushed to the hospital for treatment like the person they beat up, they will be hung up in special cages through out the city where they will die from lack of water, food and exposure. Other crimes, well again it just depends on my mood, one week the punishment might be death, the next torture, the next being feed to hyenas in an arena where others can watch if they want to.

Next, no religion allowed. Anyone caught attempting to start or belong to one will be executed. No exceptions. Last thing I need is more zealous idiots trying to use God or the belief that there is a God as an excuse to commit all sorts of atrocities. Being the dictator, that?s MY job.

Classical music is the main music. Other types of music are allowed so long as it?s in your own home and I can?t hear it. No country, rap, or other forms of music with screeching sounds in it. So long as I can?t hear it I don?t care, but if I do you die. Which means in the main city where I live it?s outlawed completely. Classical or no music whatsoever. All you idiots who play loud annoying music at one am, I?m looking at you.

And finally hygiene is mandatory, no coming to class when you haven?t taken a bath in days, or when you?re hung over from binging all night long. If I can smell you coming it?s over. [/COLOR]

[Sara]

[color=#b0000b][size=1]I will ban popcorn. Microwave popcorn. Kettle corn. Caramel corn. Cheese popcorn. Those giant obnoxious tins of popcorn that they sell at Christmas. Overpriced popcorn at the movie theatre.

I hate the taste, I hate the texture, and the smell makes me sick.

[b]No more popcorn.[/b][/size][/color]

[The Spectacular Professor]

I would outlaw loud music, like everyone else and for the same reason. I would also outlaw radical religions because all they do is talk crap and kill people (from what I can tell.) The final thing I would outlaw is 4Kids tv, for various crimes against humanity.

[Mariskah]

[COLOR=Indigo]In my dictatorship personal wealth would be a thing of the past. The money would be better put to finding cures and treatments for diseases. Health care will be available to everyone and world hunger will be a thing of the past.

Cruelty to animals would not be tolerated in any form and would be punishable by public torture and or execution. No one will be allowed to give Poodles those psychotic hair cuts. Bichion Frise?s would be one of the pets of choice. Abusing a Bichion Frise is a severe crime and a more extreme method of punishment awaits those who dare to do it.

Visiting a National Park would be a privilege one must earn. Anyone caught damaging or littering in a National Park will be tortured to death. Yellowstone National Park would be off limits to the general public other then maintenance workers and a few select people. Anyone caught throwing litter or damaging any thermal feature in Yellowstone will be tortured for a prolonged amount of time to be determined by me before they are allowed to die. No simple death by torture for this crime. That?s right I might just use a chain and dip you head first into the hottest thermal feature in the park.

Hunting will be outlawed. Anyone caught violating this law will be feed to a pack of ravenous wolves. When necessary more extreme methods will be used to punish law breakers to set an example to the populace, crime will not be tolerated. My police force will be empathic with a few select officers having telepathic abilities. No one will be able to read my mind or emotions.

Sports are stupid and will not be allowed unless it?s gladiator style, chopping each other to pieces. No more morons being paid millions to carry a ball across a piece of grass. That?s right, no more football taking over the airwaves when my show is on.

Edit: Snails would be obliterated. Never again would they pester my garden, eating my plants, destroying everything they touch. [/COLOR]

[conpiracymonki]

[size=1]
Well first I'd demand ownership of any and all businesses bigger than market stalls including cornershops, all the way upto the industry, RIAA and all. You [i]may[/i] make money, just dont try making it without me, you worthless peasant.

I'd be allowed to kill at will. You know those irritating Sundays when you have a headache and someone nearby must absolutely be torched alive to make amends? Yeah, that's why.

I find it unfair how much tax we as a nation had to pay, so dammit, being the spiteful being I am, I shall create all sorts of ridiculous forms of tax for my subjects. Some will be hidden included charges and some will be pick and choose-ey. Road tax, wheel tax, window tax.. I'll keep 17.5% inclusive VAT and hell, I'll add a secondary VAT on top (I'd call it Tax Tax). I obviously dont pay tax, morons, I get tax. The French have to pay double tax, the Chinese pay half. Cute Japanese chicks pay less tax.

You know what causes revolutions? Unity and education. I'll build heavily guarded walls between cities and countries, with travel between each being closely controlled. Yay for disruption and halted spread of communication! As for the education part, I'll make damn sure everyone stays ignorant to a certain degree. You dont need a PhD to build pyramids, idiots! By the same token, news will be 100% filtered by me before airing. Go me!

I'd torch Texas to the ground and turn it into the world's biggest (but probably not only) torture prison. I'd personally design the torture designs to be used and boy can I get creative. Hurray for active imagination!

I'd burn down all previous works of art and demand everyone start over. I dont care if it was a painting of his mother. Paint me something relevant I could give a damn about. I dont have a problem with creativity, but my reign will be one where only I'm allowed to be pretentious. And only because I can. You may decode your cries of oppression behind heavily worded poems, I dont care. If I dont get it, them morons wont either. You know what's a real classic read? Fantastic Mr Fox. Oh, and The Avocado Baby, too.

I'd do my bit for the environment too. I dont need nature weirding out on me during my time to shine, man. Since I'll be littering as much as I fancy, I'll be needing official litter pickers. And more than that, I'd outlaw littering and heavily stress recycling. Stop destroying [i]my[/i] world you idiots! >:o
I think I might have some of them Australian and American folk be symbiotically fused with rainforest plants or something. I'm sure they can live their lives fine with 2 or 3 herbaceous plants growing on their backs, right? Either way, I needs my oxygen, suckers.

--

I'll add more as they hit me lol.[/size]

[Guest Snow-White]

You are [I]truly[/I] a visionary.

If by some chance all this ever comes to pass, I offer my baking skills as a means of trade for my own safety. I can make a mean batch of cookies.