Guest Prick Wizard Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Earlier I was playing an online game and got talking to someone. Now you are not going to believe this I had trouble aswell but he is actually from New Zealand! I couldn't believe it either. We all know there could be hidden communites as of yet not discovered, cut off from our everyday westernized lives. For all we know there could be gnome people living inside scottish mountain ranges or entire civilizations of borrowers inside the bushes next to our garage. We just don't know. This got me thinking, if there are people living about the area in and arround New Zealand, which have acres of unexplored tropical rain forest then maybe there could be elves. Elves have always lived inside giant forests where they can walk around unseen and build giant magical palaces and enchant amulets and cloaks of elven armour in peace. It's optimum conditions for Elvkind with places to build their crafted woodland treehouses and connective communities away from the busling city metropolis such as Middlesbrough which we are all too familiar with. With places like New Zealand getting occupied by humans perhaps one day we will uncover their secretive cloaked society, masked by elven wizardry and protected by elven warriors and bowmen. Then again, maybe this wouldn't be such a good thing as I'm sure you'll all agree. Also, if there are elves maybe there could be undiscovered hoardes of goblins or orks living deep inside caves and coming out at night to plunder remote villages who lack skilled warriors or experience with elemental magic to defeat them. I love letting my mind run away with these thoughts, it's very comforting for me to know that there is a whole multitude of evidence pointing towards valleys and forests masking us from hidden colonies of elves and god knows what else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandy Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 I just got to ask this: have you taken your prescribed medicines today? You can't [I]really[/I] be so ignorant that you didn't know New Zealand is inhabited by civilized people living in a westernish society, just like their close neighbors, Australians. :/ And all that talk about hidden elf societies... You should really seek professional help, or just quit being a troll. [I]*leaves this to his Otaku Lounge colleagues-in-moderation*[/I] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The13thMan Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 [FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]Oh my... I take everything you just said as a joke, i'm hoping you meant it as one. Though if you didn't..... Oh my... For the longest time i didn't know anybody lived in Nebraska, then i passed through there last summer and saw it was occupied by many people. They even have cities!! ^L^ Rainforests are pretty crazy, there are lots and lots of undiscovered species of insects and other wild life there. Who knows the potential? I guess it's slightly possible that elves exist. .....though if they did exist they'd be invisible. And the only way you could tell if they were around is if you accidentally bumped into something invisible and heard elvish cursing. I thought that happened to me once, but it turned out to be a big window made of very clean glass...and i was the one cursing in elvish. ^J^; BahahahahA! Later. [/COLOR] [/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2010DigitalBoy Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Im totally with Prick Wizard, it's rediculous to think that these things are impossible. Anything is possible, humans are proof of that. Anyway, after watching that Discovery Channel special on dragons im inclined to believe that they once existed. I want to think that all magical creatures exist or existed at some point. BTW is the Bermuda Triangle still a big mystery or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadSeraphim Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 [QUOTE=Tical]Im totally with Prick Wizard, it's rediculous to think that these things are impossible. Anything is possible, humans are proof of that. Anyway, after watching that Discovery Channel special on dragons im inclined to believe that they once existed. I want to think that all magical creatures exist or existed at some point. BTW is the Bermuda Triangle still a big mystery or what?[/QUOTE] [font=arial][size=1][color=indigo]Agreeing with Prick Wizard is dangerous. You can contract small pox by doing it. True story. Anyway, Prick Wizard? You're crazy man. Seriously. Not crazy haha though, just crazy weird. Did you know that Lord of the Rings (which you undoubtedly find a turn on in any situation, just think of all the elves!) was filmed in New Zealand? And that a lot of the extras in it were from [i]New Zealand[/i]! No, it's true, there's millions of people living in New Zealand, in fact, it even has it's own [i]currency[/i], and [i]arts[/i] and [i]Rugby Union team[/i]. I WOULD NOT LIE TO YOU PRICK WIZARD, NEW ZEALAND EVEN HAS A PARLIAMENT. Now, I know this is all a shock. Breathe, dude, breathe, hyper ventilation isn't necessary. You can do this, you can take this one way ticket back to the real world. I'll even hold your hand. Okay, maybe not.[/font][/size][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tekkaman Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 [QUOTE=DeadSeraphim][font=arial][size=1][color=indigo]Agreeing with Prick Wizard is dangerous. You can contract small pox by doing it. True story. Anyway, Prick Wizard? You're crazy man. Seriously. Not crazy haha though, just crazy weird. Did you know that Lord of the Rings (which you undoubtedly find a turn on in any situation, just think of all the elves!) was filmed in New Zealand? And that a lot of the extras in it were from [i]New Zealand[/i]! No, it's true, there's millions of people living in New Zealand, in fact, it even has it's own [i]currency[/i], and [i]arts[/i] and [i]Rugby Union team[/i]. I WOULD NOT LIE TO YOU PRICK WIZARD, NEW ZEALAND EVEN HAS A PARLIAMENT. Now, I know this is all a shock. Breathe, dude, breathe, hyper ventilation isn't necessary. You can do this, you can take this one way ticket back to the real world. I'll even hold your hand. Okay, maybe not.[/font][/size][/color][/QUOTE] I tried Prick Angel, I really tried..... But this post just made me laugh out loud. [I]Seriously though, I see this topic that you brung up going nowhere. Nowhere at all.[/I] Either people on this topic [B]may[/B] talk about you some more (And I use the word [B]'may'[/B] very loosely), or you might find some followers for this topic, and other people [B]may[/B] talk about you [B]and[/B] them (And I use the word [B]'may'[/B] very loosely). This thread is better off closed [B][for everyone's sake][/B], because no one deserves to be called crazy [B][I]or[/I][/B] an idiot (If the word [B]idiot[/B] was used). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikillion Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 [COLOR=#af992f][SIZE=1][FONT=Comic Sans MS]...Wow..New Zealand yeah? I think what Sandy said may just be a little bit true. I mean seriously, have you ever looked at a world map or something? It seems just a little bit ignorant for you to actually admit that you don't know that there was such a place as New Zealand. For someone your assumed age you should know that by now. Also, please don't introduce Elves/whatever else into this thread, as pointless as it is it doesn't need to go farther down.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 [color=#b0000b][size=1]People in New Zealand attack one another with mohawks all the time. Savages, they are, the lot of them.[/size][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 [SIZE=1]Interesting, most interesting.[/SIZE] [quote name='Sara][color=#b0000b][size=1]People in New Zealand attack one another with mohawks all the time. Savages, they are, the lot of them.[/size'][/color][/quote] [SIZE=1]Sara have I mentioned how cool you are lately ? If not then massive kudos for that. Prick Wizard, you really need to go consult something like Wikipedia before you go posting here, it's for your own sake and to keep some shred of dignity intact. Now this is probably going to surprise you too, but I'm from Ireland, you know, the place with all the leprechauns, fairies and other magical creatures ? Now I know this is akin to ruining the secret of Santa, but there are no leprechauns in Ireland, we don't live in thatched housing and there's no such thing as fairies, or elves, or dragons or any other mythical creatures. More seriously, kid you need to grow up. Elves do not exist in any shape or form, they're simply for storytelling purposes, and if you can't accept that, well you need to talk to a professional and quick.[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musical_kitten Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 [QUOTE=Gavin][SIZE=1][/SIZE] [SIZE=1]More seriously, kid you need to grow up. Elves do not exist in any shape or form, they're simply for storytelling purposes, and if you can't accept that, well you need to talk to a professional and quick.[/SIZE][/QUOTE] I don't know, I thought that Prick Wizard was just being funny. But then again I tend to take things like that the wrong way.... You know from anonymous sources I have heard that the boogeyman lives in Wyoming... And for a while there I believed it, until I came to my senses. (As in, until the sugar wore off... wee....) And Gavin, if you think that elves are only for storytelling purposes, then I have reason to believe you have no imagination. But maybe you do - my imagination just overpowers my logical thinking often, soooo... :animeshy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaryanna Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 [COLOR=SeaGreen]Like Sandy I too wonder if you have taken your prescribed medications today, and if you aren?t on any, perhaps you need some. If you have this much difficulty understanding that Elves do not exist or that New Zealand has been populated for a very, very long time, well there are medical conditions that can cause such a delusional belief in all sorts of things including Elves, who by the way are from Norse Mythology. I suggest you actually take the time to do some real research instead of reading a few things and jumping to the conclusion that they do exist. I?m actually more concerned with finding hordes of other humans who still believe in witches, hoards of goblins or orks or other such fantasy creatures. Do yourself a favor Prick Wizard, seek professional help, it will do you a world of good. [/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eleanor Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 [color=dimgray] Ok, I think we can stop with the "you are WRONG"s already. [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tekkaman Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 [QUOTE=Oblivion] I tried Prick Angel, I really tried..... But this post just made me laugh out loud. [i]Seriously though, I see this topic that you brung up going nowhere. Nowhere at all.[/i] Either people on this topic [b]may[/b] talk about you some more (And I use the word [b]'may'[/b] very loosely), or you might find some followers for this topic, and other people [b]may[/b] talk about you [b]and[/b] them (And I use the word [b]'may'[/b] very loosely). This thread is better off closed [b][for everyone's sake][/b], because no one deserves to be called crazy [b][i]or[/i][/b] an idiot (If the word [b]idiot[/b] was used).[/QUOTE][size=2][i]This is exactly what I was afraid of.[/i] No one deserves to be called anything negative and no person deserves to have their intelligence defiled and thrown in the mud as 'another crackpot.' This topic has now become a battle ground for PrickWizards brain matter and blood to be spewed for all of OB to see. Even Moderators are talking about him for crying out loud [b][Which, honestly, is a little funny. ][/b]. So I repeat my last post with a summary:[/size] [b][size=3]CLOSE THIS THREAD!!![/size][/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Don't feed the troll, guys. :animesigh Thread closed. ~Dagger~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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