Funniest Song You've Ever Heard

[Shaholl]

Ooh! Ooh! I know a great one! The Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle by Deth Clock!

Do you folks like coffee?
Real coffee?
From the hills of Colombia?

The Duncan Hills will wake you
From a thousand deaths
A cup of Blackened Blood
(Dying! Dying!)
You're dying for a cup

Guatemalan blend
Ethiopian
French vanilla roast
(Dying! Dying!)
You're dying for a cup

Prepare for ultimate flavor
You're gonna get some -- NOW!
And scream for your cream

Duncan! Hills! Duncan! Hills! Duncan! Hills! Coffee!

[Guest Music=Life]

Hah. The funniest song I've ever heard was well,"This si Where You Belong" By The Summer Obsession. The lyrics are creepy, but if you go on youtube and here the actual song, you'll understand why.

The Summer Obsession Where You Belong Lyrics
Don't say another word,
from your fingers to your lips i'm pressed. (pressed)

god is not watching us, (watching us)
we can do whatever we want so let's,
so let's.
it's been so long, so long
it's been so long, been so long
stop your resistance, this is where you belong.

this is where you belong.

it's been so long, so long
it's been so long, it's been so long,
stop your resistance, this is where you belong.

this is where you belong.

this is where you belong.

stop your resistance, this is where you belong.

(this is, this is where you belong)

[Guest Whiskers]

This one-----> [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_uln6CurFk[/url]

[Humaru]

The funniest song I've ever heard was Happy Birthday Ralph! It's a culinary of subliminal funny scenes from show like SNL or Mad TV. Also it has some others cool scenes. My favorite is the scene when a grandma runs and field goal kicks her grandson who is just a baby. It made me laugh tremendously. I know that's cold but hey you'll laugh to..I'm sure of it.

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[quote name='AkiraMoonShadow][COLOR=Indigo']Lets see, one of the funniest songs I have heard would probably have to be the Llama song. :animesmil [/COLOR][/quote]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]You do realize that you'll have to pay for mentioning that song... here's the song [URL=http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php]The llama song/video[/URL]

Anyway I have a new funny song. And it fits because I have a lot of Canadian friends. I have no idea if they want to drive a Zambonie, but it fits. In case you haven't guessed the song is Canadian Idiot. I have no idea if the lyrics were posted already though. So I won't post them.

Another good funny song is California Girls by Gretchen Wilson. I know I can post the lyrics for that
I ain't never had a problem with California
There's a lot of good women from Sacramento to Carona
But them Hollywood types after a while wearon ya
Struttin' around in their size zeros
Skinny little girls no meat on their bones
Never even heard of George Jones

[Chorus:]
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls
Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left.
That know how to rock your world
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls

There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery
Well Dolly Parton never looked so good to me
Everybody ought to be exactly who they want to be
But that Paris Hilton Gets under my skin
With her big fake smile and and her painted on tan
She'd never have a chance at a real man

[Chorus x2]

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls
Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left.
That know how to rock your world
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls.

I mean no offense to California girls, but I love the song![/color][/font]

[James P. Galvatron]

funniest songs I ever heard are:

Tenacious D- **** Her Gently
Tenacious D- Wonder
Unknown Artist- The Beer Song
and Al The Killer - Coheed and Cambria

[Guest animegirl17406]

ok so a funny song in haha way is the song "colt 45" a song in the demented funny way is this song "in my room" by icp(insane clown posse. ^^

[2010DigitalBoy]

[QUOTE=Inuyasha7271]
Tenacious D- Wonder
[/QUOTE]
[COLOR=DarkOrange]How in the name of Satan did you manage to not call it [B]Wonderboy[/B]?!?! GAH!!!

Anywho, the funniest dong ever is easily [B]I'm the Only Gay Eskimo[/B], but I think someone else already did that one ( I only breezed through) so instead I will do another awesome one that I was addicted to a few weeks back. It's... [B]If I could Be a Superhero[/B].

[I]If I could be a superhero
I would be awesome man
I'd fly around the world fighting crime
According to my awesome plan
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making them cry
I'd haul them off to jail in my awesome van...
Cuz I would be awesome man

...Now remember kids, some criminals want to you to be a criminal too. They offer you things like alcohol and drugs. But what do we do? We just say no!

If I cold be a superhero
I would be drugfree boy
I'd tell all the world of the evils of drugs
and all the lives they destroy!
so I'd take all the junkies getting so high
With their needles and their bongs and their sticks made of tie
And as I burned them alive I would squeal with joy

(attempted whistling)

If I could be a superhero
I'd be immigration dude
Sending the foreigners back to their homes
For eeating up all of our food
And taking our walfare and best jobs to boot
Like landscaping, dishwashing, and picking up fruit
I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their loot
Cuz i'd be immigration dude

Kids. If you could be a superhero... who would you be?

If I could be a superhero
Would you be justice guy?
Making sure peole get what they deserve
Especially women who lie
And leave your *** with three kids and no job
to run off to ****ing Hawaii with a doctor named Bob
You could skin them and drain them of blood so they die
Then you'd be justice guy

Or you could be more subtle, no, I didn't mean to be vague
Give her the mad cow disease
LEt him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their horrible lies
Then you would be justice guy
Yes them you would be...
A superhero... like me![/I]

My favorite one is drugfree boy. I have this bandana with the drug-free [B]Y?[/B] on it (from ydoyouthink) and was wearing it calling myself drugfreeboy XD[/COLOR]

[Guest Babybits2002]

lol, I forgot about the Llama song! Oh, and also the Veggie Tales song Barabra Manatee (sp?).

[Chiyasha]

[QUOTE=Tical Blue][B][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]Angry Inch[/COLOR][/B]

[I][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]My sex-change operation got botched
My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch
Now all I got is a Barbie Doll-crotch
I got an angry inch

...

My mother made my tits out of clay
My boyfriend told me that he'd take me away
They dragged me to the doctor one day
I've got an angry inch

...[/COLOR][/I][/QUOTE]

:rotflmao:

Anyway, the funniest song I've heard recently is The Beer Song by the one and only Weird Al Yankovic :animesmil He used one of the classical music pieces from an opera called Carmen... it always played during the trophy ceremony of Grand Prix races.

The Beer Song (click here to see a funny Trigun clip along with this song:[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9ROBdkVlPU[/url] )

Oh... what is the malt and liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)
Can't get enough of it (Beer)
How we really love it (Beer)
Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)
I could kiss and hug it (Beer)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer)
Got my belly up to here (Beer)
I could not refuse a (Beer)
I could really use a beer, beer, beer

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer

I can't remember how much I have had
I drank a twelve-pack with my dad (BURP!)
That's my son the drunken manly stud
I'm proud to be his bud
Here have some pretzels
No, I'll call it quits
Those things give me the shlits (ha ha ha)

Drink with your family
Drink it with your friends
Drink till you're fat, stomach distends
Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you
We like to drink till we spew! Ew!
Who cares if we get fat?
I'll drink to that

As we sing once more...

What is the malt and liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)
Can't get enough of it (Beer)
How we really love it (Beer)
Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)
I could kiss and hug it (Beer)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer)
Got my belly up to here (Beer)
Golly, I adore it! (Beer)
Come on dammit, pour it!
Do it for me, brew it for me
Feed it to me, speed it to me (Beer)
The most wonderful drink in the world
HOORAY!!! (BURP!)

[Shadow Blade]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=SlateGray]The crazyiest and funniest song I've heard recently has to be, this little number from Weird Al Yankovic called: "White and Nerdy"[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[Quote=www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
White & Nerdy lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic.

They see me mowin'... my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white & nerdy
I wanna roll with... the gangstas

But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
Really, really white & nerdy

First in my class there at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
MC Escher, that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin - to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry

Stephen Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my Top 8 spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast, I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run

At Pascal, well, I'm number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
"Happy Days" is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on...

They see me roll on... my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white & nerdy
I'd like to roll with... the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
How'd I get so white & nerdy?

I've been browsin', inspectin'
X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit, Wikipedia

I memorized "Holy Grail" really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doin' web sites

When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a home page for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop pop, hope no one sees me... gettin' freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in A/V Club and Glee Club and even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was, do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin'... they laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white & nerdy
Just because I'm white & nerdy
Just because I'm white & nerdy
All because I'm white & nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white & nerdy

I wanna bowl with... the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
Look a' me, I'm white & nerdy
[/QUOTE]
[SIZE=1][COLOR=SlateGray]
You guys need to see the music video, it's a riot. I was cracking up. Literally my sides were aching. [/COLOR][/SIZE]

[Johnny Justjohnny]

[COLOR=gray]Eric Idle - Eric the Half-a-Bee[/COLOR]

[QUOTE]A one... two-- A one... two... three... four...
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.
The end.

Cyril Connelly?
No; semi-carnally!
Oh.

Cyril Connelly.
[whistling][/QUOTE]
[COLOR=Gray]
Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown (goes down)[/COLOR]



[QUOTE]
Hey there, people, Im bobby brown
They say Im the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
Im dressin sharp n im
Actin cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work n maybe later Ill rape her

Oh God I am the american dream
I do not think Im too extreme
An Im a handsome sonofabitch
Im gonna get a good job n be real rich

(get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job)

Womens liberation
Came creepin across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I ****** this dyke by the name of freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess its still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the american dream
But now I smell like vaseline
An Im a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...i dont know which

(I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder)

So I went out n bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but Im still kinda cute
Got a job doin radio promo
An none of the jocks can even tell Im a homo
Eventually me n a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An Ill do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin, thank you, fred!
Oh god, oh god, Im so fantastic!
Thanks to freddie, Im a sexual spastic
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, Im goin down,
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, Im goin down, etc.[/QUOTE]

[COLOR=Gray]Funny stuff. Real crazy.[/COLOR]

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]After watching a Jay Leno repeat, I decided that this was the new funny song:

I?m so sick of all the news on TV
All this fighting got me going crazy
And someone wrote on my car ?Please clean me?
Now I know what I got to do
Listen everybody I?m talking to you

Let?s have a car wash for peace
There?s trouble in the Middle East
There?ll be no more wars
Or dirty cars
Car wash for peace

Just remember
We got to get together
In the parking lot across from WalMart Supercenter
Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Jews
C?mon all you Hindu dudes
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Let?s have a car wash for peace
There?s trouble in the Middle East
Got to put down those guns
Pick up a sponge
Car wash for peace

Let?s have a car wash for peace
There?s trouble in the Middle East
There?ll be no more wars
Or dirty cars
Car wash for peace

There?ll be no more wars
Or dirty cars
Car wash for peace

[/color][/font]

[2010DigitalBoy]

[COLOR=DarkOrange]Pretty much every MSI song is hilarious, but the funniest are...

[B]Capitol P[/B] (WARNING!!!)

I don't want to be the one
Who'se suck with me when I whip my meat out
Trapped in the room when I start to beat it
I don't want to be the one
Who'se touching me when I whip my meat out
Juggling my balls and I start to get a beat down

Perverted
With a Capitol P
Converted
Into what you see
Inserted
Deep inside of me
Diserted
It won't happen to me, happen to me
No it will not Happen to me

You Know I'm really horny really horny wont stop
You know i'm really horny yo I'm really horny, yo I'm really Horny
You Know I'm really horny really horny wont stop
You know i'm really horny yo I'm really horny, yo I'm really Horny

I don't want to be the one
Who'se suck with me when I whip my meat out
Trapped in the room when I start to beat it
I don't want to be the one
Who'se touching me when I whip my meat out
Juggling my balls and I start to get a beat down

Per-per-per-perverted
Some some some some some with it

Perverted
With a Capitol P
Converted
Into what you see
Inserted
Deep inside of me
Diserted
It won't happen to me, happen to me
No it will not Happen to me

You Know I'm really horny really horny wont stop
You know i'm really horny yo I'm really horny, yo I'm really Horny
You Know I'm really horny really horny wont stop
You know i'm really horny yo I'm really horny, yo I'm really Horny

I don't want to be the one
Who'se suck with me when I whip my meat out
Trapped in the room when I start to beat it
I don't want to be
Who'se touching me when I whip my meat out
Juggling my balls and I start to get a beat down

I don't want to be the one
Who'se suck with me when I whip my meat out
Trapped in the room when I start to beat it

[B]Kill the Rock[/B]

i can handle this but i can't handle anything else
it's my own mistake - it's based on me and not on my groin
it's the little things in my pants that we're all living for
i never really knew what that thing down there was used for

yo yo yo yo yo yo - i kill the rock rock rock rock rock yo
then she killed my brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain
nothing hurts anymore - nevermind... then she killed my

yo wicked gay but then today i think i'll be hardcore
if i forget to take my medicine then i'll be sick
i'm so hot to trot i'm stealing all my beats from the blacks
and from all the young girls is where i steal my act

yo yo yo yo yo yo - i kill the rock rock rock rock yo then
then she killed my brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain
nothing hurts anymore - nevermind... then she killed my brain

i can't stand it

if i'm so wonderful then why am i so misunderstood?
everybody has a reason for it except me
it's the little things in my pants we're all waiting for
i never really knew what that thing down there was used for

yo yo yo yo yo yo - i kill the rock rock rock rock rock yo
then she killed my brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain
nothing hurts anymore - nevermind... then she killed my

[B]Prom [/B] (if you heard how it was sung XD)

Everyone in highschool will worship
The ****ing ground I walk on
If it was up to me

I'll never be a target
I'll never be a ****ing virgin
But it's not up to me

You make me hard
You make me hard
You make me hard
You make me hard

So now I'm (woooo)
We got the limo (woooo)
I'm nothing (woooo)

'Cause I'll be ****ing at the
Best prom ever

So now I'm (woooo)
We got the limo (woooo)
I'm nothing (woooo)

'Cause I'll be ****ing at the
Best prom ever

Everyone in highschool will worship
The ****ing ground I walk on
If it was up to me

I'll never be a target
I'll never be a ****ing virgin
But it's not up to me

You make me hard
You make me hard
You make me hard
You make me hard

So now I'm (woooo)
We got the limo (woooo)
I'm nothing (woooo)

'Cause I'll be ****ing at the
Best prom ever
Best prom ever

Guess what, girlfriend
You have got nothing on me, whore
You won't be missed
So get the whole ****ing thing over with

Best prom ever
[/COLOR]

[Fyxe]

[size=1]Oh, [B]Mindless Self Indulgence[/B] = <3

Anyway.
Well, I was looking around for some new electro bands, and I found someone that is similar to Jeffrey Star... he's another cross-dresser that goes by the name of Geoffrey Paris. I was looking at his MySpace page, and heard the song "I Want Candy Dead."
It's basically the song "I Want Candy" but narrated by him. Just the way he says most of the things got me laughing. If you ever have time, check it out, haha.[/size]

[Japan]

[COLOR=DarkRed]Here are my two favorites. The first is The Ultimate Showdown by Lemon Demon and the second is by Tai Mai Shu called Freestyle.[/COLOR]

[QUOTE]Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ***
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe

and the battle raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Yat, y, sam
Microphone testing
1-2-3
In the place to be
whusup everbody? My name is Tai Mai Shu!
and I am going to be rapping for u today jus' a lil' freestyle
but first and foremost i'd like to thank Roadie style beyond compare
for geting my belt back and helping me promotion my skills
and in return i will teach them how to make one million dollars
And when you hear it you be like wow! I don't believe! So simple!
no skilled involved at all I could've thought of that my self
and then u be like what? What the hell? I don't believe!

Check it out though

I was cruisin down the street in my impala
they ask me who the girl in the car its jus my baby momma
I don't give a **** about the hoe!
I sock that ***** in the jaw by surprise and pull the nails out ya toes
cus im to slick, gimme the hebbijebbies,
break in all the houses, steal all the TVs
Kick you daddy in the peepee, ya so u can see see
I run the corner n laughing hee hee, hee hee
get ur momma in a head lock o a full nelson
then i rip yor nipple out like chinese dude named wilson
then i rape his momma cus im too sexy
ish son take da dull ****!
Then I'm back in my impala, sickest *** '82
saw my friend young, his first name is eggfoo
alotta people don't like him, but i don't give a ****
cus i stole you tv It's in my bubblegum bunker

I wish today was sunday so i can get a cheeseburger fo...
39 cents!
at mcdonalds (baby!)
and i wish it was wednesday so i can get a hamburger fo..
29cents!
at mcdonalds (baby!)

We will fight alone just as we used to do in those days
alright, fight just like we used to

i was talkin to this girl, they say she want to kick it.
i bust a nut in her eyeball and say u full of bull ****
then she look at me and she say **** you.
i say no way i have to go to school.
im a happy chinese boy, i have alot to talk about
try to argue wit me i say get the hell out!
i likea old schoo(schoo), i likea new schoo(schoo),
mygirlfriend like my name, Nihon Tai Mai Shu
if want to take a look, i like to eat jaokk
what the hell make you say bookbookbook
i take my skill serious and always not for fun
i like to eat cho fun and ho jo yu wonton

chinese student go to school early in the morning
and I like to play kick ball inside the school yard
chinese student do homework and they study real hard
i walk by these good looking girls
and they say you smell like moth balls!

wow you do fight well
yeah whatever dude jus gimme a ****** cup o' lice

I wish today was sunday so i can get a cheeseburger fo...
39 cents!
at mcdonalds (baby!)
and i wish it was wednesday so i can get a hamburger fo..
29cents!
at mcdonalds (baby!)

all my real chinese throw your hands up throw your hand up
all my real live chinese people throw your hands up
hong kong people throw your hands up throw you hands up throw your hands up
chinese people, japanese people, every people
throw them hand up

we wire! I am a warrior! we flashing on them!
i got 4's 4's so u kids dont going
i am real hard! peace outside! damn u! U know what im say[/QUOTE]

[Jiazu]

Pretty Much any VeggieTales song.. but especially The Dance of the Cucumber. And The Cheeseburger Song. I Love those two :)

Besides songs by limbless talking veggies, the funniest song I've ever heard is one me and my two roommates at the time made up one night when we were supposed to be sleeping... One of them was really scared of roaches, so we made up this song so she wouldn't be anymore (yeah, dumb, I know... but it was like 2 in the morning).. It's probably funnier in person, but here's the lyrics anyway

EVIL MINIONS OF DARKNESS
by j, a, and c.

*in super high-pitched loli-voices*
Evil minions of.... DARKNESS!!!

*melodically*
they're pirouetting up your leg in bright red g-strings
playing clarinet in a hair net....

while playing dru-------------ms

bum bum

badum bum

ba dah da dum bum.............(this bit continues until someone stops it)

Edit:
A Brief Explanation of Some of the Madness:
Red g-strings: Pinocchio from shrek. "It's a thong!!!"
The evil minions are las cucarachas... and yes, hey can play clarinet whilst playing drums... 6 legs and all...

[Todesengel]

"Art F**" by a grindcore/noisegrind band called "Anal C***"
Anal C***'s music is always really funny, but this is the funniest Ive heard.

He listens to the f***ing Smiths
He's got a mustache
He wears a trenchcoat
He's got a mustache
He wears black tights
He writes poetry
He wears black lipstick
Under his mustache

He's got a rollercoaster haircut
He dyes it jet black
When his is really brown
Just like his mustache
He wants to be Robert Smith
But with a mustache
He's a f***ing art f**
He's got a mustache

[2010DigitalBoy]

[COLOR=DarkOrange][B]Totally goth. [url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=YvusP5sZwLQ]Watch now.[/url][/B]

[I]I don't like David Lee Roth
That's because - I'm totally goth

I know all about the planet Hoth
That's beacaue - I'm totally goth

Don't feed me soup with too much broth
That's because - I'm totally goth

I'm so totally goth you know
I wear black from head to toe
My eyeliner is also black
My appearance tends to attract
Other folks who are totally goth
So if you aren't - totally goth
Then you should immediately **** off!

I am toooooootalllllyyyy goooooth

I'm so totally goth
I aaaaaaam tootally goth[/COLOR][/I]

[Claire]

[quote name='Fyxe][size=1]Oh, [B]Mindless Self Indulgence[/B'] = <3[/size][/quote]

[FONT=Arial]True that. <33

Rasputina, one of my favorite bands, writes very comedic songs. I don't really have good example at the moment. On their [U][URL=http://myspace.com/rasputina]myspace[/URL][/U] is a pretty funny song called Rats. When they play live, the frontwoman, Melora, says cute little jokes in between songs. I looooove them.

I have a feeling there was another band I was thinking of but I can't remember it now. :[[/FONT]

[Nickl4aPickle]

[quote name='MetalMadness122'][B]That's Your Horoscope For Today by Weird Al is one of the funniest songs I have heard.[/B] [/QUOTE]

YES. Just... YES.

Ya know, it's funny when people think he's serious. XD

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]My local country station has a little contest every night where they play two songs from two different artists. Well tonight I missed the first one, but I heard the second one and I believe it is one of the funniest songs I've ever heard.


Unfortunately I can't remember the name of it at the moment... but it's about this guy who is singing about how he can be whoever he wants to be on the internet. If anyone knows the song can they help me? If not, I'll have the lyrics tomorrow.[/color][/font]

[Sharp Cheddar]

I have to give my vote to "Electrician's Day" by Liam Lynch. It's just a very nice feeling to imagine god saying, "Honkey... Getcha white *** off the stage!"

[Guest Copycatalyst]

hush little girl
sweet baby don't cry, tonight
daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby, tonight
why can't it all be like it was before
how can i explain why mommy's not here anymore

cause daddy likes porno and $10 whores
daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores
daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus
i think that's why your mommy left us, mommy left us

hush little girl
there is no reason to fret, tonight
don't mind the smoke, daddy just wants to forget, tonight
soon it will all be like it was before
any minute, she will walk through that front door

but daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer
then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear
daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with pus
i think that's why mommy left us

please don't cry
i swear i'll try
to be here by your side

right after daddy gets home from the bar
visits his bookie
and steals a new car
he'll drive to the strip club
and if daddy plays his cards right
he'll bring home your new mommy tonight