Good, News Everyone [PG-13]

[Morpheus]

Why cure cancer when you can make sex better?

[URL]http://www.euroweeklynews.com/ewn/news.php?ref=090608691615313[/URL]

Thinking of developing an interesting personality? Don't. Get big boobs. That's all men care about anyway.

[YoukaiAlchemist]

Untrue! O.o I like girls with a good personallity...o.o because they tend to share more of my peaceful views. ^_^ That and I just feel more attracted to them for some unknown reason.

[vegeta rocker]

Ha well i can't say im not tempted, but it is a little bit much. Such a big deal is made about boobs today alot of women just feel like they don't match up.

But you're right, why study? I mean if big boobs can get you anywhere why even bother?

This little medical trick isnt helping.

Stupid, but then again we are a culture in which girls slice open their bodies and stuff silicon inside themsleves to appear larger bust size. This may actually be a good thing, it may eliminate those surgeries. Not saying its any better but it may be a small step in the right direction.

[DeadSeraphim]

[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]It's like all the spam emails I've ever gotten made true! Transexuals in Thailand are going to jump all over this.[/font][/color][/size]

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[QUOTE=Morpheus]Why cure cancer when you can make sex better?

[URL]http://www.euroweeklynews.com/ewn/news.php?ref=090608691615313[/URL]

Thinking of developing an interesting personality? Don't. Get big boobs. That's all men care about anyway.[/QUOTE]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy] Damn, and here I was all ready to donate my tummy fat to under developed women everywhere.

So this is the thread you were talking about Ryan? I think it's crazy... I mean yeah big boobs are nice and all, but after a while you get back problems from carrying them around...

Sorry but if I'm talking to a guy and he starts staring at my chest I'm going to clobber him. No really I will.[/color][/font]

[Albert Flasher]

[QUOTE=Morpheus]Why cure cancer when you can make sex better?

[URL]http://www.euroweeklynews.com/ewn/news.php?ref=090608691615313[/URL]

Thinking of developing an interesting personality? Don't. Get big boobs. That's all men care about anyway.[/QUOTE]
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Yep. Agree completely. ****, why else would we watch women's vollyball and tennis so adamently?[/COLOR]

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I just thought of something. If you want to make sex better why not just make guys learn more about the female anatomy? I swear to God that would make sex a hell of a lot better than just increasing bust size.

I mean it. If you guys had a manual maybe you would perform better.[/color][/font]

[PaganAngel]

[QUOTE=ChibiHorsewoman][color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I just thought of something. If you want to make sex better why not just make guys learn more about the female anatomy? I swear to God that would make sex a hell of a lot better than just increasing bust size.

I mean it. If you guys had a manual maybe you would perform better.[/color][/font][/QUOTE]

Amen to that. I applaud you.

But seriously, after just having watched The Stepford Wives today, this is getting me a lit~tle paranoid... I suggest all women resort to a bomb shelter and prepare for a war of the sexes. *yawn* Or maybe I should just go get some sleep...

[John]

This stuff [i]definitely[/i] has more potential in frat hazings than than in female enhancement.

[DeadSeraphim]

[QUOTE=PaganAngel]Amen to that. I applaud you.

But seriously, after just having watched The Stepford Wives today, this is getting me a lit~tle paranoid... I suggest all women resort to a bomb shelter and prepare for a war of the sexes. *yawn* Or maybe I should just go get some sleep...[/QUOTE]
[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]I don't see how making a gum packed with oestrogen is a big Stepford Wives situation, especially when it was made in Japan. Many Japanese women have small busts naturally so a non-surgical, presumably-cheaper, solution would be welcome there, and probably the reason it was researched. Sure, medicinal research could've gone to better projects, but the gum has been made, the funds have been wasted, get over it.

Also, a manual would not help at all. Women are not like guitars, what works for one doesn't work for another.[/font][/color][/size]

[PaganAngel]

[QUOTE=DeadSeraphim][size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]I don't see how making a gum packed with oestrogen is a big Stepford Wives situation, especially when it was made in Japan. Many Japanese women have small busts naturally so a non-surgical, presumably-cheaper, solution would be welcome there, and probably the reason it was researched. Sure, medicinal research could've gone to better projects, but the gum has been made, the funds have been wasted, get over it.
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Hm? So they're doing it for the women's sake, you're saying?

I've got twenty bucks on the person who invented it being an unmarried 38-year-old guy. "OMFG big boobz for cheap3r!1!!"

[DeadSeraphim]

[QUOTE=PaganAngel]Hm? So they're doing it for the women's sake, you're saying?

I've got twenty bucks on the person who invented it being an unmarried 38-year-old guy. "OMFG big boobz for cheap3r!1!!"[/QUOTE]
[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]These things don't get researched unless there's demand. Why would they bother if noone wanted it? Furthermore, why would a 38 year old unmarried guy even care? He doesn't have a girlfriend to give bigger tits to begin with, the only possible reason he could've invented this in your little hypothetical situation is to watch the tits on women around him get bigger - which would just make him more lonely, and be ultimately fruitless.[/font][/color][/size]

[John]

[QUOTE=PaganAngel]Hm? So they're doing it for the women's sake, you're saying?

I've got twenty bucks on the person who invented it being an unmarried 38-year-old guy. "OMFG big boobz for cheap3r!1!!"[/QUOTE] Aside from what DeadSeraphim said, any woman who doesn't want it simply won't buy it, but those who do will. It's exactly the same as expensive makeups and things like that, so what's the fuss about?

And it's not like this stuff was designed to create "the perfect woman". A chemical was simply discovered that encouraged breast enlargement. After some testing, they found that it has many other positive effects on a woman's appearance as well. What part of that smacks of Stepford Wives? And if that's not enough, the chemical was discovered almost [i]half a century ago[/i], and it's just now being acted upon. Overanxious 38-year-old male perverts, indeed. [img]http://otakuboards.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Ezekiel]

[SIZE=1]I have, honestly, never understood the attraction to girls with bigger breasts. I'm a D cup, and as soon as I can I'm getting them reduced.

If you have a large bust you can't wear all the sexy clothes smaller women can, wearing a bikini is a horrifying experience which I will not repeat and, as CHW said, back ache.

And on something else Chibi said: yes, men learning about women would be a lot more beneficial rather than having bigger boobs to toy with. It gets boring after a while. (I'm not saying all men are a bit thick when it comes to figuring a woman out, but you know. Some are.)[/SIZE]

[Gavin]

[SIZE=1]Interesting, most interesting.

While I completely agree with anyone who says that simply enlarging physical assets is not way to improve a relationship, my one concern is that nobody has said anything about preventing this gum being accidentally sold to men. I mean Jesus are they going to have ad campaigns showing before and after pictures for guys, "this was you three months ago, this is you now". Personally I'm not too concerned about bust size, larger, smaller it's all good so long as the girl I'm interested in is happy with her looks, there's nothing worse than one who bitches about the way she looks all the time.[/SIZE]

[eleanor]

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Yep. Agree completely. ****, why else would we watch women's vollyball and tennis so adamently?[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[color=dimgray] Yeah, women who play tennis and volleyball professionally ususally [i]don't[/i] have a big chest, since they have almost no fat. *shrug*[/color]

[Sara]

[color=#b0000b][size=1][quote name='the article][size=1']Some other reported findings are that rough, dry skin became well, skin became rehydrated, wrinkles round the eyes were smoother, morning tiredness had been remedied, physical condition had improved, menstrual cramps had been alleviated and hair had grown thicker and faster. [/size][/quote][i]This[/i] interests me. If there's a way to isolate these effects, I'd be all over it. My breasts, however, are large enough as it is.[/color][/size]

[2010DigitalBoy]

Big boobs creep me out. They take up all that room and cloud out the rest of a girl's features. I mean, what the hell are you going to do with them? They're too big to hold... they could probably knock you sprawling across the floor if one hit you in the face o.o plus being locked between them just seems like it'd be cramped and you'd suffocate.

Personally, I like girls with smaller brests. For all the aforementioned reasons.

[The13thMan]

[FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]I gotta be honest, boobs are nice. I like 'em quite a bit. Ever seen that episode of South Park where the boys discover breasts for the first time and revert back to a primitive state? Hilarity. But the most important thing is that they match the person. You can't be skinny as a twig and have huge breasts and vice versa. Big breasts aren't naturally the more attractive breasts either.

There was something else that i wanted to say...but i seem to have forgotten...

I think curvey women are sexier than big breasted women.

Damn, i wish i could remember what i was going to say....

I think i'm going to go draw boobs in the dirt outside now, later.
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[ChibiHorsewoman]

[QUOTE=The13thMan][FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange] I
I think i'm going to go draw boobs in the dirt outside now, later.
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[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]And I think I'm going to stay far away from you.

Damn what is it with guys and breasts? Women aren't nearly as obsessive about them as guys are and we're the ones who are growing them... hmm maybe that's why.

What is it with boobs? I mean you mention anything pertaining to boobs and suddenly you have teenage boys coming out of the woodwork.

Mine are nice. Considering what they've been through they still don't sag and I manage to fill out a t-shirt.

You know what? I think there was a point somewhere.[/color][/font]

[Raiyuu]

[quote name='ChibiHorsewoman']Damn what is it with guys and breasts? Women aren't nearly as obsessive about them as guys are and we're the ones who are growing them.[/quote][font=trebuchet ms]Lies!

At least in my experience.

Most of the girls I know can talk to Olympic standard about how dissatisfied they are with their bust size. The A cups want D cups because they think it's all men go for, the D cups want A cups because they don't hurt so much when running, and neither camp can convince the other that they've got it so much better.

And for the record, not all men look straight for the boobies as the main indicator of attractiveness. I am and always will be more concerned with the face than what's underneath it, and I'll never understand why all the rugby players laugh when they hear that...[/font]

[Farto the Magic]

[QUOTE=The13thMan][FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]I think curvey women are sexier than big breasted women.
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[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]I totally agree. If a woman has a nice figure, she could be entirely lacking boobs, for all I care. Like Tical said, if they're too big, they serve no purpose. The size of a champaigne glass is ideal. Any more is wasteful. You only need so much boob. Like Dog, the bounty hunter's wife. Holy crap, that's too much. Its a turn-off, that much is.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[sakurasuka]

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That's most definitely not something I'd go for.

I think we should all be happy with what we are born with.

Besides, my breasts happen to be the perfect size for my figure.

So nyeah.

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[Fyxe]

[size=1][color=slategray]I got all the boobs in my generation. XD They are a nice, healthy size, and this is a quote from a friend, "The perfect size, enough for a handful." AHAHA. Well, I feel proud of myself. I should go tell my sister about this new wonder gum, however. She's always complaining about how small hers are.

Anyway. I like breasts, yeah, I'll admit that. But sometimes if they are a little too big and a lot of cleavage is exposed... I get way distracted. That is seriously all I can look at. And women get rather apprehensive when a teenage girl keeps staring at their boobs, I'll tell you that.

But, I think girls should be proud of their breast size. Besides, if you want them to get naturally bigger, go get pregnant. They swell with milk. But, then again... that would require sex. So. Guys, just accept the size and look at Playboy for your fantasies. There, look at that, everything is sorted out.

Plus, I have to agree. I would much rather get through life with my body instead of my brains. I'm a gold digger in training, actually. : D Haha, only because I'm lazy and I like people taking care of me.[/color][/size]