The Harem of Celebrity Lust [image heavy]

[Morpheus]

While I do like other celebrities, I'll focus on the ones that have, for some reason, not been posted yet:

[B]Kristen Bell[/B]

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Not only is Veronica Mars a great show, but Kristen Bell is pretty and charismatic enough to carry a show on her own. Seriously. I'd watch a show called "Kristin Bell Talks to the Paparazi" every day.

[B]January Jones[/B]

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Dear god, just look at her!

More to come...

[Mr. Maul]

[size=1][color=DimGray]I absolutely cannot believe that no one has even mentioned [b]Milla Jovovich[/b].

Ever since I saw[b] The Fifth Element[/b], I've been in "love" with her. Her phenomenal beauty aside, Milla is an excellent actress, a great model, and, although I have never actually heard her, I can imagine that she is an amazing singer.

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[size=1][color=DimGray]Doesn't she look incredibly sexy with orange hair? To quote a friend of mine (a girl), "I'm straight and I'd still **** her!"

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[Mariskah]

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[B]Takeshi Kaneshiro.[/B] I first saw him in Returner. He?s just so damn hot and sexy. ^_^ He?s really quite the babe. I also liked him in House of Flying Daggers as well.

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[B]Ioan Gruffoud.[/b] Although I have seen him in other movies his portrayal of Lancelot in King Arthur is my favorite. I like the way he portrays him as a moody character instead of the usual happy go lucky noble knight who eventually betrays Arthur. [spoiler]That?s what I like the most is his loyalty to Arthur and that he doesn?t betray him in the movie.[/spoiler] That and he too is such a babe. ^_~[/color]

[vegeta rocker]

Milla Jovovich is my wife. I was about to post about her but i got sidetracked.

here is an attachment.

[Jokopoko]

[size=1][color=teal]I have another addition to my Harem, heh.

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[b][u]Michelle Ang[/u][/b]
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When I was a kid I used to watch this show called "The Tribe" and Michelle's character, Tai-San, was very much my eye candy. So now here we are and she's still hot, so she's still my eye candy XD. Woo, I'm shallow![/center][/color][/size]

[Sara]

[QUOTE=Mr. Maul][size=1][color=DimGray]I absolutely cannot believe that no one has even mentioned [b]Milla Jovovich[/b].

Ever since I saw[b] The Fifth Element[/b], I've been in "love" with her.
Doesn't she look incredibly sexy with orange hair? To quote a friend of mine (a girl), "I'm straight and I'd still **** her!"

[/color][/size][/QUOTE][color=#b0000b][size=1][center]Leeloo is utterly molestable. I think it helps that when she appears, she isn't wearing anything that would technically qualify as "clothing."

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I'm also a fan of [b]Jena Malone[/b]. She's adorable. I love her in [i]Donnie Darko[/i] and [i]Saved[/i]. I mean, look at her. She's just... so... [i]cute[/i]. Unbelieveable.

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On that note, yes, Jake Gyllenhaal is ridiculously attractive.[/color][/size][/center]

[Shinmaru]

[center][b]Kate Winslet[/b][/center]
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Kate Winslet is friggin' gorgeous. She doesn't have the body of a "typical" Hollywood starlet, but I think that makes her even more beautiful, and the vast confidence she has in her appearance ups her attractiveness exponentially. Doesn't hurt that she's also an amazing actor. ;)

[center][b]Jennifer Garner[/b][/center]
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Even suffering through all of that "Bennifer" bullcrap for God knows how long couldn't stave off my love for Jennifer Garner. She's so much fun to watch on [b]Alias[/b]; her trials and tribulations as a spy are very cool (not to mention that the sheer amount of *** kickings she dishes out is hot in and of itself), but I'd be lying if I said I didn't also love seeing what new disguise she wore each episode while undercover in some remote part of the world. That alone makes the show worth watching, haha. I'm going to miss it so much. :(

[center][b]Vanessa Lengies[/b][/center]
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I was watching [b]Ghost Whisperer[/b] earlier this evening, and Vanessa impressed me with her guest spot in the episode. Her character is sort of cliche (young woman pining for her lost first love), but she is very sweet and strong in the role; she definitely caught my eye tonight (now if only she starred in films and whatnot that I actually [i]want[/i] to see! lol). Her pretty smile in that picture (and many others) did a great job of catching my eye, too, haha. She's a beautiful gal. <3

[center][b]Sophie Winkleman[/b][/center]
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Sophie's inclusion in this is basically all due to her appearance at the end of the recent adaptation of [b]The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe[/b]. I hope that some of you know how much strength it took to keep myself from yelling, "Holy crap! Susan got HOT!" when she rides onscreen, haha. I mean, seriously lol. It's ridiculous. (Not to put down the girl who played Young(er) Susan, or anything, but she's slightly out of my age range, to say the least. :P)

[Retribution]

[quote name='Raiyuu][FONT=Trebuchet MS]I've been waiting for someone to post Angelina, because I [i]just do not see it[/i']. So many people list her - do none of you see that she looks like a fish?[/font][/quote]
[size=1]You shall perish, for you are a heretic.

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Natalie Portman, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Keira Knightly, Jessica Alba, Hyori, they all make my list too.

[QUOTE=Shinmaru]
[b]Vanessa Lengies[/b]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Shinmaru/Vanessa_Lengies.jpg[/IMG]

I was watching [b]Ghost Whisperer[/b] earlier this evening, and Vanessa impressed me with her guest spot in the episode. Her character is sort of cliche (young woman pining for her lost first love), but she is very sweet and strong in the role; she definitely caught my eye tonight (now if only she starred in films and whatnot that I actually [i]want[/i] to see! lol). Her pretty smile in that picture (and many others) did a great job of catching my eye, too, haha. She's a beautiful gal. <3[/QUOTE]
She looks 15 in that picture. Not denying she may be hot, but for now, your post just slightly creeps me out. ;)[/size]

[Shinmaru]

[quote name='Retribution][size=1']She looks 15 in that picture. Not denying she may be hot, but for now, your post just slightly creeps me out. ;)[/size][/quote]

She's actually a few months older than I am (I turn twenty-one this year); sorry to shatter your visions of pedophilia. :p

If you want a more current picture of her though (from the aforementioned episode of [b]Ghost Whisperer[/b]):

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Hey, it's one of the few points in the episode where she's actually [i]happy[/i]!! Yay!! :love2:

I'll stand along Raiyuu as a fellow heretic, by the way. Angelina Jolie has a great body, but, man... the fish lips are just frightening.

[Ozymandius Jones]

[CENTER][COLOR=DarkOrange][B]Richard Dean Anderson[/B]
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Yeah, so what if he's in his fifties? He's part boy scout, part military hero, part high-tech handyman and 110% attractive. I...mayormaynot have a weakness for long legs and strong hands. (*cough*) And Rick has both. Add in the fact that he can practically talk with his eyes, and...well...you have an Oz for life if you can do that.

[B]Paul Bettany[/B]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/OzymandiusJones/ob/paulbettany.jpg[/IMG]
What was my weakness again? Hands, legs and eyes? Once again, they show up here. Add in the fact that Paul has the loveliest, most sardonic voice I have ever heard, and we have another I must fangirl over. He's also been signed (supposedly) to be in the upcoming film version of [u]Inkheart[/u], which makes me giddy with joy.

[B]Adrien Brody[/B]
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He's tall, he's skinny, gawky and has that lovely voice (again). And he has the eyes (again). Detecting a pattern yet? Good. I love Adrien. His performances in [i]The Pianist[/i] and [i]The Jacket[/i] almost made me cry ([i]The Pianist[/i] did make me cry), and he's the perfect hero in [i]King Kong[/i]. Plus he looks good in leather.

[B]John Entwistle[/B]
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John was a musical genius, had a beautiful bass voice, and his hair was quite possibly one of the priettiest things to come out of the seventies. The Ox just carried himself with a quiet dignity that made him stand out more than people begging for attention. Plus he had aquamarine eyes. Yow.

[B]Paul Newman[/B]
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Paul Newman is beautiful. That's really all that needs said.

[B]Leonard Nimoy[/B]
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Yes, I am displaying fangirlisms never displayed before. I may be betraying my geek status forever with admitting this, but Spock? Is one of the only reasons I enjoy the original Star Trek series. Sure, the special effects were ground breaking for their time (and fun to laugh at now). Sure it had some fairly deep plotlines dealing with diversity and whatnot. but when it all comes down to it? Sarcastic, lanky, dark-haired aliens? Win the day.

[B]Joaquin Phoenix[/B]
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...this is a purely physical attraction and as such needs no explanation. Nextplz!

[B]James Stewart[/B]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/OzymandiusJones/ob/JimmyStewart.jpg[/IMG]
Jimmy = better than everyone. He has it all. Tall, lanky, dark haired, strong hands with a cute voice, a good actor and a very nice man in real life too. He's the only actor I would suffer through a whole western to see. Sure, he may have done mostly feel-good movies for a while, but they're pretty darn [i]funny[/i] feel good movies. And when he broke out of that mold...well...his insane people are pretty scary.
[B]
Matt Thiesson[/B]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/OzymandiusJones/ob/MattThiessen.jpg[/IMG]
Matt Thiesson is pretty adorable. But, again, I have no way to explain [i]why[/i] I find his thus. So...yeah.


[quote name='Papa Smurf']Cary Grant is probably the sexiest actor to have ever been.[/quote]
Agreed. [I]Arsenic and Old Lace[/I] = pure genius. Same with[I] Bringing Up Baby[/I]. Plus he looks [i]equally[/i] good in a [url=http://www.carygrant.net/fotogallery/portraits6/8-p6.jpg]suit[/url] and being [url=http://www.poster.net/grant-cary/grant-cary-photo-cary-grant-6202148.jpg]pursued by an airplane.[/url] How many actors do you know who can pull that off?

[quote name='Boo][SIZE=1']Edit2: Women, post Ewan McGregor and Robbie Williams. >:O[/SIZE][/quote]
I would post Robbie, but he scares me even at the same time I find him attractive. :([/COLOR][/CENTER]

[2010DigitalBoy]

[QUOTE=The Boss][color=darkred][size=1]
[b]1.[/b] Uma Thurman

There is just something amazingly sexy about a woman who knows how to fight. Haha. Also she has great taste in roles and co-created my favorite movie series.[/color][/size][/QUOTE]

Kill Bill and Pulp Fiction are my favorite movies of all time, and she was great in both of them. I had never thought her to be all that attractive, though. Prolly cuz I'm not much for really tall girls. But them I saw her in the Producers and she was pretty darn hot. Plus, she has an amazing voice, even singing with a fake accent.

Also, I'm happy to know that other people don't thing Angelina Jolie is hot. I think she's creepy looking.

[PaganAngel]

[img]http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b282/AzureTwilight/biiiiiignosebleed.jpg[/img]
Let's get this over with. Gackt is love. Love is Gackt. I love Gackt. You love Gackt. We all love Gackt. Gackt is sexy. Gackt knows he's sexy. Gackt takes advantage of the fact that he's sexy. We love it.

And then there's Hyde...

...Better yet is Gackt and Hyde in all their shiny fangirl-approved togetherness. [url="http://www.geocities.com/irishmafiagirl/silly.html"][u]Wheee,[/u][/url] fanservice.

On a far less Asian note, I also love...

[img]http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/9/9c/250px-Tom.jpg.w300h304.jpg[/img]
The awesomeness that is Tom Delonge (Blink 182, Angels & Airwaves). He's the biggest dork in the music industry, but he's incredibly hot when he wants to be.

[img]http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c303/slinkyminky2006/joaquinphoenix.jpg[/img]
Joaquin bleeping Phoenix. I saw him in Ladder 49 and fell in love with him. I saw him in Walk The Line and married him. I saw him in The Village and divorced him because he's far too good for me.

[AzureWolf]

[COLOR=maroon]Sorry to bring back a dead thread, but I just remembered who it was that was on the tip of my tongue.

[url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5009207270086582589&q=Alizee[/url]

She's French, 'nuff said. My only gripe with her is that she's hot enough that she doesn't need to dance or dress like a slut. In most of her performances, she either dresses very exotically, or dances really promiscuously, (like the video above), or both.[/COLOR]

[Shinmaru]

You're a good man for bringing this thread back, Azure.

[QUOTE=AzureWolf][COLOR=maroon][url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5009207270086582589&q=Alizee[/url]

She's French, 'nuff said. My only gripe with her is that she's hot enough that she doesn't need to dance or dress like a slut. In most of her performances, she either dresses very exotically, or dances really promiscuously, (like the video above), or both.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

And good god, yes, on this lol. Alizee doesn't sing the type of music I normally go for, but she's got a nice voice and she's gorgeous, so hey. Some things I can overlook. :p

I'm tired right now, but you can rest assured that I'll add a bit more to the lust later on. :P

[Fyxe]

[size=1][color=slategray]I was watching Law & Order: SVU tonight and I couldn't help but post this...

[center][B][U]Mariska Hargitay[/U][/B]

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I certainly wouldn't mind being interrogated by [I]her[/I]. *cough*[/color][/size]