RPG Duo's COFEE HIGH!!!!!

[Sui Generis]

Duo's Drinking High

(At the Winner Mansion)
Heero~::yawns and pokes Duo in the back:: Wake up, we've got to get
ready.
Duo~:pens one eye:: For what?
Heero~For a training exercise.
Duo~::grumbles and rolls over:: 5 more minutes, Heero.
Heero~::rolls eyes and puts his cold hands on Duo's bare back::
Duo~::snaps eyes open and leaps straight up into the air:: YIPES!
Heero~::throws Duo his shirt:: Now go into the bathroom and get
dressed.
(In The Kitchen)
Quatre~::waves at a scuffling Duo:: Good morning, sunshine!
Duo~::gives Quatre an evil glare and sits down at the table::
Heero~::walks in behind Duo:: How did you sleep, Trowa?
Trowa~Other than Quatre kicking me in the back every half hour, it was
pleasant.
Quatre~::turns red::
Wufei~ Are you all ready?
Trowa, Wufei, Heero, Quatre~::nod except Duo, who has fallen asleep
in his
scrambled eggs::
Quatre~Duo?
Duo~::jerks up suddenly:: But I like to play horsey, Heero.
Trowa, Wufei, Quatre, Heero~ ::stare at Duo in silence::
Heero~::cheeks turn crimson::
Wufei~ I am going to pretend I didn't hear that.
Trowa~::handing Duo a full cup of cafinated coffee:: Here, drink
this, it'll
make you feel more awake.
Duo~::takes the cup gingerly in his hands and slowly sips:: This is
good.
What is it?
Trowa~::rolls eyes:: Coffee, Duo. Coffee.
Duo~:: is starting to wake up:: Coffee, huh? I like it! ::chugs the
rest of the
cup::
Quatre~::whispers to Wufei:: Should we have done that? I mean, Duo on
a
sugar high is bad enough, but Duo on caffeine?
Wufei~::shrugs:: Whatever we can do to wake him up.
Heero~::looks at clock:: It's time to go.
(At the Training Station)
Duo~::runs around the hanger:: Coffee! Does any one have any
coffee?!?!
Wufei~::sweatdrop:: I knew this wasn't a good idea.
Trowa~ I hope he can still pilot his Gundam.
Wufei~ Yeah.
Training Instructor~Good morning, Gundam Pilots.
Duo~::rushing up to the Training Instructor with eyes wide open and
clinging to his pants:: Do you have any coffee?!?! Do
ya?!?
Training Instructor~::looks down, confused:: Um, yes, son. In the
corner
over there.
Duo~::rushes off to find the coffee::
Training Instructor~:oints to Duo:: Will he be alright?
Heero~No worries.
Duo~::rushes back with a big mug:: Hey you guys! Did you know that
they
make Raspberry flavored coffee?!?!?
Trowa~Yes, Duo. Now put the mug down and listen to the nice man.
Duo~::shakes and sips coffee quietly and listens to the Instructor::
Training Instructor~Today you are doing a training exercise in space.
No
more in this hanger. We have set up a few obstacles
and Mobile
Suits in space that you have to destroy. When you are
finished,
report back here. Ready?
Trowa, Wufei, Heero, Quatre~:: nod understandingly::
Duo~:: nods ferociously::
Training Instructor~Ok, you may enter your Gundams and wait for my
signal.
Duo~::bolts towards Deathscythe and leaps inside:: Oh wow! Look at all
the nifty gadgets!
Heero~::enters Zero:: Duo, if you need any help?
Duo~::interrupts:: No help is needed!! Nope nope nope!!
Trowa~::enters Heavyarms:: Are you sure, Duo?
Duo~Yes, Duo is fine!
Wufei~::inside Nitaku:: ::to Quatre in Sandrock:: When he speaks
in third person, I get scared.
Quarte~Yes, I'll have to agree with you on that one.
Training Instructor~Pilots ready? GO!
Duo~::shouts `Hurah!' and goes through the roof of the hanger and up
towards space::
Heero~:: pilots Zero through the hole in the ceiling, followed by
Nataku, Sandrock, and Heavyarms:: Sorry about the
hole!
Quatre~::giggles::
(In Space)
Wufei~:: looks around:: Well, we made it without any harm.
Duo~::flies erratically around in space:: Hey guys, watch what I can
do!!!
::does a barrel roll::
Wufei~Riiiiiight.
Heero~::looks around:: Where are those Mobil Suits?
Trowa~::looks around and spots about 50 Taurus' coming towards them::
There!
Heero~If we each take 10, we should be over fairly quickly.
Duo~::zooms towards a Taurus and grabs its hands and starts to dance
with
it:: Let's play dance!
Wufei~::chops off a Taurus' legs and arms with the beam trident::
Would
someone take care of Duo please?
Heero~::sclices up 2 Taurus':: Duo! Stop that! You're supposed to be
destroying it, not dancing with it!
Duo~::hugging it:: Don't touch him! We're in love!!!!! ::laughs
hysterically::
Trowa~::taking out about a dozen Taurus':: Should I be concerned?
Wufei~::chopping the head off of a Taurus with the beam trident:: We
should be anyways even
when he isn't on a coffee high.
Quatre~::cuts up 4 Taurus':: Nah, he's harmless.
Duo~::whilst laughing insanely, he goes on a rampage, cutting
anything in
his path with his scythe:: YEEAAHHH!!! I FIGHT IN THE NAME OF
RASPBERRY COFFEE!!!!!!!!
Wufei~::moves in front of Deathscythe to try to stop him:: Duo! Calm
down! Ten each! You've done at least twenty fi?
Duo~::sclices Nataku across the chest:: HOW DARE YOU STAND IN THE
WAY OF FREEDOM AND RASPBERRY FLAVORED
COFFEE!!!
Heero, Trowa, and Quatre~::stop fighting and look in awe at what just
happened
Wufei~::looks down astonished at Nataku's chest:: What?did?.you?.just
do?
Duo~I defended COFFEE!
Wufei~::Nataku's eye's glow a bright green::
Heero~Wufei, NO!
Wufei~::charges at Deathscythe:: NO ONE HIT'S ME AND GETS AWAY
WITH IT! AHHH!!!!
Duo~::charges at Nataku:: I MUST DEFEND MY GLORIOUS COFFEE!!
AHHH!!
Duo and Wufei~::start to duke it out fighting as best they can for
their
cause::
Trowa, Heero, Quatre~::sweatdrop::
Wufei~WEAKLING
Duo~
Heero~::shouting:: WUFEI! DUO! STOP AT ONCE!!
Wufei~NEVER!
Duo~NEVER!
Heero~Than you leave me no choice. ::raises the twin buster rifle and
fires
one powerful shot at both Gundams knocking them apart and leaving the
Gundams both badly damaged::
Quatre~Duo! Wufei! Are you alright?
Wufei~::stunned:: Y-y-yes.
Duo~::stunned, but OK:: I'm fine, I think. ::looks around::
Trowa~We're done here, lets go back.
(At The Training Station)
Training Instructor~::looks at Nataku and Deathscythe and shakes
head::
(At The Winner Mansion)
Heero~::sits on his bed:: Well that was interesting.
Trowa~::falls onto the bed, stretched out:: You can say that again!
Quatre~::leaps onto the bed and gives Trowa a hug around the chest::
You
did a good job today, Trowa, even if we did have a bit of
trouble.
Trowa~::looks at Quatre:: Do you really think so?
Quatre~::smiles and nods::
Heero~::looks around:: Hey, has anyone seen my mug?
Wufei~Can't say I have.
Duo~::walks into the doorway holding Heero's mug filled with
cafinated raspberry coffee:: Does anybody want some?
Wufei~::whips out sword and charges at Duo:: Why you little..!!!!!
Duo~::bolts out of the doorway and runs frantically away from Wufei,
cradling his precious coffee:: NO! NOT THE COFFEE!!!
Trowa, Heero, Quatre~::sweatdrop::
~END~


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[Lia]

:laugh: funny! i like it!

[Biida]

*bursts out laughing* Funny, funny! :laugh:

[Time Killer]

hahahahahahahaha:rotflmao: [COLOR=crimson]That was really funny[/COLOR]

[Pressure]

HAHAHAAA that was good...
but why was Duo shirtless in the beginning?! :therock:

[Sui Generis]

He is asleep...

[Time Killer]

Well he should put something on to conceal him self.!!.:whoops:

[Guest Athena]

There's nothing wrong with Duo being shirtless...not that it matters to me or anything...:angel: And the story was hilarious:laugh:. Reminds me of myself on a sugar high, kinda scary and rather destructive:devil: !! Keep writing!:D

[Dragonballzman]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Matt]

lol.:laugh:

[Deedlit]

:laugh: :laugh: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Do another one!! I can almost imagine Duo doing that.

[Guest Zeh]

Haha!

That was great!

Keep at it!

[Pressure]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DuoGod of Death [/i]
[B]He is asleep... [/B][/QUOTE]

Oh.. umm...

-.-''' I knew that... eh...

*walks away silently*

[Sui Generis]

Lol...don't we feel smart now?

[duomaxwell1202]

That was really funny,you should do another like him on a sugar rush. I couldn't stop laughing...:rotflmao: :rotflmao: How duo is in the morning is like I am...Good thing I don't like coffee...

[conpiracymonki]

[b]Duo Maxwell[i]house[/i]
lol[/b]

[duomaxwell1202]

Wanna hear something allmost as funny...I told my friends at school about that and they just looked at me wierd...i don't think that they believed me...I'm going to print out a copy of it and give it to them to read...oh yeah this is also funny...one morning I woke up and instead of coffee I had hot chocolate...I was hyper for the rest of the day...I wonder why?

[Chaos]

LOL! Ah, coffee highs! I remember me first one( AKA Persian Gulf War) Heh... j/k.... Although you COULD classify it as a nuclear incident. People were on the ground begging for pain-killers and ear plugs and stuff. Hey, I was 7! Jeez.. -.-;;;;;;;

Anyway, that was funny Bryan! :D Although I SHOULD kill you for making Duo say "Duo~::jerks up suddenly:: But I like to play horsey, Heero." *slowly picks up knife and advances on Bryan from behind..*

[Sui Generis]

Hehe thanks *sees the knife* *gulps* Hey Hey!!! I like DUO!! Too!! Don't hurt me!!! Ah!!

Sheesh man you picked this up from what 7 pages? Or something?

[Chaos]

*blinks twice* Mind repeating that for us that are st00pidly challenged?

[Guest Zero]

That was fun remind me of my first cup of coffee. The good year.

[Sui Generis]

Lol I know don't you just LOVE coffee....its the best thing on Earth....but I only get it on weekends no fair...well yeah thanks everyone for making comments on this....but I think this should be moved to stories and poetry anyway too?