YoukaiAlchemist Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 ^ A question I got off of G4. personally, I'd choos a church. That way I could get my weapons blessed. ^_^ and then I could act out the Holy Hand Grenade scene from the Holy Grail. (yeah, i'm nerdy). So where would you hide? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synister Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I would probably hide in wal-mart near all the guns and ammunition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ber0n the Neko Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Hide? I want to BE a zombie. To quote Bloodbath: "But there's a way out of the misery, you can join the massacre, once you're in, you're never out, a soldier of the dead forevermore." I'd be the zombie with a flamethrower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadSeraphim Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 [size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]I will hide in the hollowed out corpse of a bear, cradling my shotgun and my few remaining shells as I slowly descend into madness. When the zombies find me - and they will - I will kill as many as possible before being finally and viciously taken down by the ravenous horde. Then, when I reach whatever evil destination my soul is destined to go, I will topple the master of that dark place and take my place on his throne, commanding my infinite hordes of evil to pillage and destroy as I tear apart the very fabric between worlds. When I am done, when the world is naught but twisted spires and mountains of rotting flesh, mark my words - you will wish there was still zombies.[/font][/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ber0n the Neko Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Actually, I'm with deadseraphim. That was about five times as badass as mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 [SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]I don't hide. I would blow all of them away with my awesome gun. Because I am Alucard and I love a good challenge, because I know I cannot be defeated. "In the name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished into eternal damnation. Amen.[/COLOR][/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoukaiAlchemist Posted November 20, 2006 Author Share Posted November 20, 2006 ^_^ Sweet hiding (or not hiding) spots!!!o.o they all blow mine out of the water! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaryanna Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 [COLOR=DarkOrchid]I really detest zombies, which is why I rarely watch any show that has a lot of them in it. I don?t even like those creepy things in games, as they all need to just die. So instead of hiding, I?d get my hands on a flamethrower and take those suckers out! [/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Flasher Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 [COLOR=Sienna]Victorian Mansion, if possible with a creepy labratory in the basement. A lot to ask, I'm aware, but definatly the ideal hiding place. Barring that, I'd probably get in some form of mobile command center; like maybe a bus with the headlights replaced by sawed-off shotguns and the STOP sign replaced by a chainsaw or something, with reinforced walls and a kickass sound system. Maybe with some kind of engine that runs entirly on blood, gore, and T&A shots so I never have to stop for gas. Oh, and I'd bring some friends along to man the gates, as it were, with some shotguns, and all the ammo I could get my hands on. And porno DVDs. Can't forget porno DVDs.[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackTigerGurl Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 [FONT=Arial][COLOR=DarkRed][CENTER]Hiding are for those scared of a challenge. I would get my dad's samuri swords, kanntas, and whatever other japanese weapons he has and go on an all night war. Mwhaha!!![/CENTER][/COLOR][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonboym2 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 [COLOR=Blue]Zombie trouble? Then go out and get "The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks. That will help you out in no time! [/COLOR] [COLOR=Red]As for me,I'm not worried. I'm Dante. I'm half-man, half-demon, and zombie bites don't work on me! They just hurt and piss me off! Besides, I got a badass sword, guns that NEVER run out of ammo, demonic powers, need I say more? Bring on all of those undedad ugly @$#^s! I'll send'em to back to Hell! "JACKPOT!" [/COLOR] [COLOR=Blue]Dragonboym2[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikillion Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 [color=#d2b43b][SIZE=1][FONT=Trebuchet MS]Pfft. By the time we do something stupid enought actuall have zombies walking around eating brains and whatnot. I will just probably just take an easy ride to a secret floating space station and just wait it out. EVeryone knows that zombies cannot fly thing... Cept for the flood though, but I doub't that I will be seeing them any time soon. So then while the world is off burning in pain and turmoil at the zombie menace I will be yawning, sleeping, or just playing with my Wii[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
only1specialed Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 [COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=4][FONT=Impact]Well seeing how in most movies the military seems to be useless against them...id probably leave the base with M16 in hand and go somewhere like a desert or something and if that doesnt work i would pledge my allingance with dead. Maybe i would head into the mountains and creat a series of underground tunnels along with some other survivors. that way i can hide out like Osama.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allamorph Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 [FONT=Arial]I can tell you one thing, it won't be anywhere near Red Queen. Heck, though, I'm an allamorph. I'm only half human; I'm skilled with all melee weapons; I'm incredibly agile, fast, strong, and have a high endurance; my demon-form (still haven't found a name for it) makes those kids on [I]Bloody Roar: Primal Fury[/I] look like Care Bears ? what the devil am I hiding for? I'll just hang out with all these other vigilantes here and shred me some zombie flesh. Eat [I]that[/I], Everquest.[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiyasha Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 [QUOTE=YoukaiAlchemist]^ A question I got off of G4. personally, I'd choos a church. That way I could get my weapons blessed. ^_^ and then I could act out the Holy Hand Grenade scene from the Holy Grail. (yeah, i'm nerdy). So where would you hide?[/QUOTE] If I were you, I won't hide in the church. Like zombies care the building and the weapons holy or something. Well, if luck stays by, hooray, those blessed things prove to work. I'll hide in the arms shop. There's guns and other weaponry, I'll be definitely fine. Then evacuate I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baron Samedi Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 [size=1]Seeing as zombies aren't real, I figure that any sort of contingency plan for such an event is pointless.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 [COLOR=#656446]1) Take car. 2) Go to Mum's. 3) Kill Phil. 4) Grab Liz. 5) Go to the Winchester. 6) Have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zidargh Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Salvation? Ha. Weapons? Guffaw. Allies? Lolz!1 I would stay within my house, and when the moon had reached it's peak, I would place upon my skin, my only friend... A yellow anorak, made of PVC. At this point I would charge out into the distance and when encountering any hordes of merciless, mindless zombie-infested corpses I would respond in an appropriate manner. Flash them to kingdom come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raiyuu Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 [FONT=Trebuchet MS]To get your weapons blessed, there needs to be a priest in the church. You don't get holy just by being in there, you know. The whole discussion depends on whether we're facing George A. Romero zombies, Half-Life zombies or 28 Days Later zombies, or a worldwide plague of all three. You can hide from Romero's shambling hordes on rooftops, because they're thick, but not from lightning-fast jumpy headcrabbed slashers.[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritas Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 [size=1][color=dimgray]My friend and I allready planned this out, ya know just in case, the unlikely event it does happen.[/color][/size] [size=1][color=dimgray][/color][/size] [size=1][color=dimgray]First think we're gonna do is get a car or two and go 'borrow' guns from a few pawn shops, making out way to the mall. There is a sporting goods store there and we can pick up more guns and ammo, there is also one across the street. Well down the street is a Wal-mart, and we'll hit that up for more guns and ammo, food too. Well now we head back up, and pick up some swords from a local knife shop and then go bust into Rite Aid to set up our home base (I would have said wal-mart, but it's big, harder to defend). From there we go save some women and head up into the mountains to this cave and re-populate. And if all else fails go out in a blaze of glory, killing myself before I turn into a zombie. [/color][/size] [size=1][color=dimgray][/color][/size] [size=1][color=dimgray]Why? Zombies are gross and such, I like to be pretty lol, and the just are too social, I need my space I don't want to roll around in a 50 deep horde. Plus zombies are kinda not smart too. Infact the only way I'd ever join the zombie ranks is if I could be a pigmy zombie like in the Mummy 2. Thought if there is ever hordes of vampires or werewolves, I'm joining them like that. o_O[/color][/size] [size=1][color=dimgray][/color][/size] [size=1][color=dimgray]Just because of this thread I think I might go play Resident Evil.[/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadSeraphim Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 [quote name='Baron Samedi][size=1']Seeing as zombies aren't real, I figure that any sort of contingency plan for such an event is pointless.[/size][/quote] [size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Spoil-sport. [quote name='Allamorph][FONT=Arial]Heck, though, I'm an allamorph. I'm only half human; I'm skilled with all melee weapons; I'm incredibly agile, fast, strong, and have a high endurance; my demon-form (still haven't found a name for it) makes those kids on [I]Bloody Roar: Primal Fury[/I'] look like Care Bears ? what the devil am I hiding for? I'll just hang out with all these other vigilantes here and shred me some zombie flesh..[/FONT][/quote] Until my legions inevitably destroy you in a flurry of blades and blood, of course. [/font][/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 [size=1]I shall become best buds with the zombies and teach them my optimistic and peaceful way of life.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sangome Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 [size=1]Easy, steal Link's Light Arrows and shoot them all down. Wait, Link doesn't exist, neither do Light Arrows? Crap. Then I'll just hire Leon from RE4. Wait, he doesn't exist, either? And my parents are nuts and won't let me play that game? ...Then I guess I'm screwed.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberinkula Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 I'd do what Boo would do. Become friend's with them. Mate with there women and in due time we would become co-existent. Or I'd blast their stinkin' heads off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathsye Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 [COLOR=DarkSlateBlue][FONT=Courier New]Hmm.... Let's see... Hordes of mindless zombies that only goal is to suck out the yummy brains and marrow from your body... I would have to say a Mall.... It seems to work if you just lock the doors. O.o Yeah, if Dawn of the Dead taught me anythingis that Zombies don't have the capasity to break down glass doors... Or wooden doors... Or any doors... And there is food and amountless entertainment... Course food running out is a problem but heck you have that one guy that is kind of plump.[/FONT][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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