O.o Where will you hide, when the zombies attack?

[Dodeca]

[SIZE=1]Ah, so many possibilities. My choice? Why, I'd make my way to the coast and steal m'self a mighty gallion, that's what I'd do.

Well, probably not a gallion, but something seaworthy. Hopefully with a decent engine and a fridge, if at all possible. Something tells me that your average zombie isn't exactly a capable swimmer, and they certainly wouldn't be able to man a boat, so it's probably one of the safest places to be.

Sure, I'd have to restock on supplies [food, fuel, etc.] every now and then, but so long as I kept a gun ready - heck, even a baseball bat'd do it - on my journey, I could raid the occassional coastal town or city to fill up on petrol and tinned peaches, perhaps upgrade to a better boat, and of course massacre any zombie(s) that starts hassling me. I'd be like a modern day pirate, 'cept with zombies and speedboats.

Of course, if we ended up with undead sharks my plan might not go so well. In that case, I'd just have to go down with honour - yelling "Eat meh!" as I moon them. Who knows, bare cheeks might be as deadly to a zombie as sunlight to a vampire...[/SIZE]

[Allamorph]

[quote name='Baron Samedi][SIZE=1']Seeing as zombies aren't real, I figure that any sort of contingency plan for such an event is pointless.[/SIZE][/quote]
[FONT=Arial]I'm with DeadSeraphim on this one. Way to ruin the fun.

Speaking of the devil:[/FONT]
[quote name='DeadSeraphim][size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Until my legions inevitably destroy you in a flurry of blades and blood, of course.[/font][/color'][/size][/quote]
[FONT=Arial]They can [I]try[/I]. I'm pretty sure you're going to have to come after me yourself before that'll happen.[/FONT]

[DeadSeraphim]

[QUOTE=Allamorph][FONT=Arial]I'm with DeadSeraphim on this one. Way to ruin the fun.

Speaking of the devil:[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]They can [I]try[/I]. I'm pretty sure you're going to have to come after me yourself before that'll happen.[/FONT][/QUOTE]
[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial][i]Infinite hordes of evil.[/i] Let me run that by you again: [u]infinite[/u] hordes of [i]evil[/i]. They don't try, they [i]do[/i]. No shape shifter with an ego complex is going to stop them.[/font][/color][/size]

[Allamorph]

[quote name='DeadSeraphim][size=1][color=indigo][font=arial][i]Infinite hordes of evil.[/i] Let me run that by you again: [u]infinite[/u] hordes of [i]evil[/i]. They don't try, they [i]do[/i]. No shape shifter with an ego complex is going to stop them.[/font][/color'][/size][/quote]

[FONT=Arial][I]A large, feral grin spread slowly across the half-panther's face, revealing a set of intimidating white teeth. The cuspids were sharp, slightly curved, and pointed like stakes, extending about a quarter-inch beyond the rest of his dental structure. His gold eyes, eyes he kept even in his human state, narrowed to slits, and his nostrils flared in anticipation. A deep, rumbling growl emanated from his chest and throat.

[B]"Bring it on,"[/B] he said quietly.[/I]
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Infinite hordes of evil, bah. I'd probably break a sweat, though.

I think the ego complex comes from a sort of Alucard-like self assurance. I'm not sure. I haven't studied the species enough.[/FONT]

[Horendithas]

[COLOR=DarkRed][QUOTE=Aaryanna][COLOR=DarkOrchid]I really detest zombies, which is why I rarely watch any show that has a lot of them in it. I don?t even like those creepy things in games, as they all need to just die.

So instead of hiding, I?d get my hands on a flamethrower and take those suckers out! [/COLOR][/QUOTE]Agreed, I don't really care for them either. I don't even like the re-deads in Zelda. I just hate those things. So I'll join you as two flamethrowers is bound to be more effective. :p[/COLOR]

[Fyxe]

[quote name='Split Keyblader']Mate with there women and in due time we would become co-existent. ![/quote]

[size=1][color=slategray]Yes. Let's get physical with rotting lumps of flesh. [I]Yum.[/I]

I'd probably be asleep. If they woke me up in any way (which is very unlikely, as I'm a deep sleeper) before they bit me... then... I have plenty of blunt objects in my room.

I suppose.

And you people are silly. Guns do nothing. You need to knock off their heads or limbs before they become immobile. A shovel does beautiful work, though.[/color][/size]

[DaSilva]

Pfft. Hiding. I'd say I'd go into kicka** insanity mode and tear those *****ers apart with a massive array of weaponry.

[Tatsubei Yagyu]

[COLOR=Navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]^
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Now, now, boys...settle down. :animeswea

Zombies you say? It's a good thing that me and a couple of buddies formed the "SDZF" (Super Defensive Zombie Force) sometime last year...

...Alas, we haven't had too much training, as we blew it off considering the odds of a zombie attack, and even less likely chance we'd actually survive one. :animesigh

It's a good thing we have big guns. :cool: [/FONT][/COLOR]

[Madarame2]

Nah... Hiding... Who´s hiding?
I won´t hide if I don´t have to!
I rather would like to take my "Broken Butterfly" and do some walking, while I´m listening to th Hellsing OST :p ! MAY THE HUNT BEGIN!!!
But IF I would have to hide (out of ammo or my katana isn´t sharp enough anymore), I would hide in a HUGE mall... ^____^

[silpheedpilot]

[COLOR=DarkSlateGray][SIZE=1]Lets think back to all the zombie movies out there..Who lives? No one.
Your chances of hiding and waiting for zombies to, uh, 'die out' is impossible. They'll find you and they will eat you. They would find me and they would eat me and then I would find the next you and eat you.

Its the circle of life and it's just the way things go. Sorry.

But what DeadSeraphim said was pretty crazy so maybe Zombies don't sound so bad compared to what he has in store for us. Lets not hope for either.[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Dodeca]

[QUOTE=di.fm][COLOR=DarkSlateGray][SIZE=1]Lets think back to all the zombie movies out there..Who lives? No one.
Your chances of hiding and waiting for zombies to, uh, 'die out' is impossible.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE][SIZE=1]That's because they never thought of taking to the high seas, matey!

A barely mobile heap of rotting flesh ain't going to be a good swimmer, and salt water wouldn't be too good for said exposed flesh. And who needs to wait for them to die out? I just don't want them to eat me, so I'm set.

And hey, you could always repopulate on a deserted island out at sea, raiding the mainland for sweet, sweet sustenance...

Of course, it wouldn't be too long before there was no unspoiled sustenance left to raid for, but hey. I could still say that I tried, right?[/SIZE]

[Baron Samedi]

[size=1]I don't think there is enough munition lying around Australia to do all the gung-ho stuff you yanks go on about... but then again, I've never seen any zombie movies concerning Australia, so it's probably OK.

Also, -1 for whichever admin lacked the sense of humour to leave the previous posts between me and Alan up.[/size]

[Aaryanna_Mom]

Personally I?m just glad Zombies really don?t exist. I?ve never cared for movies with those creepy things in them. And I?ve no interest in fighting them either. So assuming we had the technology when said event happened. I?d just hide out in space since Zombies can?t fly. No way those things are getting me up in a space station or at a base on the moon. ;)

Oh and about this comment: [quote name='Baron Samedi][size=1']Also, -1 for whichever admin lacked the sense of humour to leave the previous posts between me and Alan up.[/size][/quote]I offer a ?2 score for you for adding posts with absolute gibberish in them and then complaining when they are removed. You may have thought they were funny, and perhaps they were. But honestly hun, I didn?t have a clue as to what you were even trying to say, let alone if it was actually funny. :animesigh

[only1specialed]

[COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=4][FONT=Georgia]Man too many people saying they would fight back or that they would hide in a mall. :animesigh did no one else play dead rising or see dawn of the dead. :animeswea No place is safe. like some of the people said the sea is the place to be (hey that rhymes...sweet. :animesmil ) Although if dead can really somehow become ruler of the undead i see no point in trying to survive. its like they say if you cant beat them join them. :animestun Let the zombie invansion come i want to see would be heroes get killed for thinking they got some sort of super human strenght while i hide out in sea or join the ranks of dead's legion. :animesigh [/FONT] [/SIZE] [/COLOR]

[The13thMan]

[quote name='HedonismBot][COLOR=Sienna']And porno DVDs. Can't forget porno DVDs.[/COLOR][/quote]
[COLOR=DarkOrange][FONT=Century Gothic]You are so right... and to think, i almost forgot the porno dvds! Urgh...i feel like less of a man...

This reminds me of the zombie plan from red vs blue. It was hilarious, you guys should check it out at redvsblue.com. I'm not sure which video it is...it's probably pretty obvious though.

I would first get a mallet, the same same one from shaun of the dead, and go hunting zombies possibly with my fat best friend and super attractive girl friend. And i guess she can bring her annoying friends/couple too. Oh, and my mother would have to come along as well seeing as my dad would've already been turned into a zombie. Anyways, we would slowly make our way to disney world...or disney land, i always forget. I'm sure my girlfriend can correct me on that one as she usually does... Once at disney land/world we would hide at the top of the tower of doom cuz everybody knows zombies can't climb...or is that wolves? I dunno. Anywho, that's my plan.


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[Gavin]

[SIZE=1]Interesting, most interesting.

At first I was tempted to say my local church, given the undead's apparent weakness for anything related to God. However having put a bit of thought into it, and given Alan's references to the infinite hoards of zombies, I think I'm going to be sitting in a deck-chair in the middle of a nice park with a cold Coke, a warm bucket of popcorn and the detonator to a doomsday weapon that will set the planet's atmosphere alight. That way if I go, I take [B]every[/B] zombie with meno matter how many there are.[/SIZE]

[kumi-chanmi]

Zombies are awesome!!!! But I will probly fight and use my katana and some other weapons that I have located in my closets(they are in there just in case the zombies do try to take over) and if I had to hide...well I might hide inside of an abandoned hospital! Just like in the movies! :catgirl:

[Kitchen Sink]

[quote name='kumi-chanmi']Zombies are awesome!!!! But I will probly fight and use my katana and some other weapons that I have located in my closets(they are in there just in case the zombies do try to take over) and if I had to hide...well I might hide inside of an abandoned hospital! Just like in the movies! :catgirl:[/quote]Good luck fighting off hordes of flesh eatng zombies with a Katana. I dubt it would even be a feasable weapon to take the undead to task.

Oh, and abandoned Hospital? You'd have to be absolutely sure the Zombies have never seen a zombie survival flick, or else they'll know just what they need to do to outsmart you and feast upon your brain. Same goes with malls, churches, Raccoon City police depts, that sort of thing... If you really want to outsmart the zombie, you hide in a shoe-shine parlour.
Zombies don't give about having presentable shoes.

[Raiyuu]

[quote name='Kitchen Sink']Good luck fighting off hordes of flesh eatng zombies with a Katana. I dubt it would even be a feasable weapon to take the undead to task.[/quote][FONT=Trebuchet MS]At least you'd die with [i]style.[/i]

Provided you knew how to use the thing properly, of course. Your average Sephiroth fanboy/girl would probably grab the sword and flail, thus indirectly boosting the style levels of every competent sword-wielder in this post-apocalyptic zombie-infested nightmare world.[/FONT]

[celestialcharm]

[FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=DarkOrchid]According to [URL=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_Dead]this[/URL] , zombies have already attacked my town.

But, I think I'd use salt. If that doesn't work, at least it will kill the worms on its corps. That or I'd have my BBQ lighter with my arosol can or perfume bottle. Instant flamethrower. :cool: [/COLOR][/FONT]

[Ol' Fighter]

I abhor zombies and if a day ever came to that I personaly know how to make a small bomb out of paper and I'll blow them to pieces....I...HATE....ZOMBIES*shivers* but if that fails I'll go Link on there ***** just without the bomerang and elf costume.

[Allamorph]

[quote name='Lonley Fighter']...I personaly know how to make a small bomb out of paper and I'll blow them to pieces....[/quote]
[FONT=Arial]Heh. (^_^) I sincerely doubt you're anywhere close to being another MacGyver, buddy. Good luck, though.[/FONT]

[Ol' Fighter]

[quote name='Allamorph][FONT=Arial']Heh. (^_^) I sincerely doubt you're anywhere close to being another MacGyver, buddy. Good luck, though.[/FONT][/quote]

Oh trust me...you'll be suprised at the things I know how to make Mr.Allamorph.

[Allamorph]

[quote name='Lonley Fighter']Oh trust me...you'll be suprised at the things I know how to make Mr.Allamorph.[/quote]
[FONT=Arial]Possibly. I doubt it, though.

The zombies might be surprised. Still, what with all the random sword-grabbing maniacs out there, maybe not. Maybe just startled, if they actually posess enough sentience to do so. But that's not the point. The point is where you would hide, and if not (since that seems to be the general concensus), then how you would go about destroying their bodies.[/FONT]

[NightmareVC]

I'd first get my family together, pick up any people on the way. Probably get as much gas as we could(in the tank, containers, etc.) and head to a gun shop. Take all we could carry, grab anything else that could be useful(first aid, backpacks, etc.) and make our way out of town. Go as far as we could with the car, then walk. Depending on what info I already have, depends on the direction and everything else about where we'd go. Most likely we'd stay in the contry, or go to the ocean area. That way, we'd be able to see them coming if they found us.