Get Out of It (Game)

[Tekkaman]

[font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray][color=indigo]'Get Out of It'[/color] was one particular event that I was planning to release for [color=indigo]'Otaku Idol 2'[/color]; however, I was never able to enter due to time restraints and current problems around the home. Now that I have the time to post more often, I feel that I want to see how this game'll go.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray]The [color=indigo]rules[/color] are simple: One person, and i'll elect myself for the scapegoat, will post a 'situation' that will be directed towards the next person, a setting, a problem to get out of, and tools to help (Tools can be random for creativity). You will then end the post with the phrase, 'Get Out of It'.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray]The person who posts next will answer with their most creative method of getting out of the situation (With the tools, if provided), so long as it's creative. Posts that include some sort of superhuman ability will not be allowed. After the creative post is complete, that same poster will create a new scenario for the next poster to read and so forth.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray]We'll see how far this game goes, heh.[/color][/size][/font]

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[font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray]You awake in a lion's den filled to the brim with about a dozen beasts. The exit, 50 meters ahead of you, is surrounded by three (3) of the biggest lions in the pack. A truck - engine running - is parked right outside the exit. You have a hatchet in your hand and 2 grenades. Some of the lions are beginning to stir.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=indigo]Get out of it.[/color][/size][/font]

[Albert Flasher]

[QUOTE=Tekkaman]

[font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray]You awake in a lion's den filled to the brim with about a dozen beasts. The exit, 50 meters ahead of you, is surrounded by three (3) of the biggest lions in the pack. A truck - engine running - is parked right outside the exit. You have a hatchet in your hand and 2 grenades. Some of the lions are beginning to stir.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=indigo]Get out of it.[/color][/size][/font][/QUOTE]
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Simple. First, I'd use my hatchet to make a hole in the truck's gasoline tank. I'd then toss a grenade into said tank with some form of delay device I'd rigg together; then I'd jam the truck in drive and send it screaming towards said wee beasties. If my timing is right, the truck will explode just as it reaches the thickest section of lions and blow the bastards to smithereens. Then I'd calmly walk out, just because I can.

[B]THE SITUATION![/B]

Egad! You wake up in total darkness, with a throbing headache and a pain in your lower back. Getting up, you strike a match (You have a pack of them!) and discover you've been walled up inside a... MORGUE! Looking around frantically, you spot several things that might be useful; a large lead pipe, a group of rotting corpses, a pair of shurikans, and a broken beer bottle. QUICKLY! Time is of the essence! As the corpses rot, the air you need to breath is being replaced by fowl, extremely flammable corpse-gas!

[B]GET OUT OF IT![/B][/COLOR]

[The13thMan]

[QUOTE=HedonismBot][COLOR=Sienna]
Simple. First, I'd use my hatchet to make a hole in the truck's gasoline tank. I'd then toss a grenade into said tank with some form of delay device I'd rigg together; then I'd jam the truck in drive and send it screaming towards said wee beasties. If my timing is right, the truck will explode just as it reaches the thickest section of lions and blow the bastards to smithereens. Then I'd calmly walk out, just because I can.

[B]THE SITUATION![/B]

Egad! You wake up in total darkness, with a throbing headache and a pain in your lower back. Getting up, you strike a match (You have a pack of them!) and discover you've been walled up inside a... MORGUE! Looking around frantically, you spot several things that might be useful; a large lead pipe, a group of rotting corpses, a pair of shurikans, and a broken beer bottle. QUICKLY! Time is of the essence! As the corpses rot, the air you need to breath is being replaced by fowl, extremely flammable corpse-gas!

[B]GET OUT OF IT![/B][/COLOR][/QUOTE][COLOR=DarkOrange][FONT=Century Gothic]
Well...first off i'd just like to say wow. It's amazing that you managed to do all of that to the truck when it was outside the exit...

First thing's first, i gotta poke the dead bodies with the lead pipe. After probably a good 2 hours of morbid entertainment i realize i've got two minutes left before i choke to death on corpse fumes, er, i mean extremely flammable corpse-gas! I quickly start moving all of the corpses to one of the walls of the morgue. I pour a tiny bit of the remaining hooch left in the beer bottle on the pack of matches, making sure i keep one for myself. I place the matches on top of the corpses, and walk to the other end of the room with my lead pipe and shurikens. I start striking the shurikens with the lead pipe in an attempt to warm up the shurikens with the friction caused by the striking motion. When i get one hot enough i throw it at the matches which light on fire and cause a huge corpsy explosion. Luckily i manage to survive. I run outside and take a breath of fresh non corpse air.

Yeah baby, that plan makes perfect sense.

You find yourself in a room on the 2nd level of a whore house. You walk outside into a hallway and into the adjacent room to find a quite attractive prostitute laying in bed, barely clothed. As you walk up to her you notice a rather unpleasant odor. You shrug it off, as you have a burning desire to....yeah. As you place your arm on his/her shoulder you realize that (s)he's dead...or i should say undead! Oh no! Zombie prostitutes! All you have on your body is a wallet full of ones and a flamethrower.

Get out of it!

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[Tekkaman]

[font=Century Gothic][color=#ff8c00][QUOTE=The13thMan] [font=Century Gothic][color=#ff8c00]You find yourself in a room on the 2nd level of a whore house. You walk outside into a hallway and into the adjacent room to find a quite attractive prostitute laying in bed, barely clothed. As you walk up to her you notice a rather unpleasant odor. You shrug it off, as you have a burning desire to....yeah. As you place your arm on his/her shoulder you realize that (s)he's dead...or i should say undead! Oh no! Zombie prostitutes! All you have on your body is a wallet full of ones and a flamethrower.

Get out of it! [/color][/font][/QUOTE][/color][/font]

[font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray]Hm, Quite difficult. Let's see:[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=#808080]I would first try and reason with the zombie prostitute before I went off the deep end. Upon seeing the glazed look in her eyes and the drool escaping her lips, I begin to question the thought that she may not really be a zombie and just that she may be into me. I begin to whip out my $50 dollars in $1's and when I see that she's not into money, I realise that she is, in fact, a zombie. I whip out my flamethrower and burn the unliving hell out of her while I motion myself closer to the 2nd floor window. As the zombie-prostitute burns, I throw my $50 at her burning body in disrespect before jumping out the paned window. As I land, I do a fancy roll; the zombie falls out of the window and spatters into burning zombie-goo.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=#808080]I walk away with sore feet and a few cuts from the jump - oh, and a hurt ego, lol.[/color][/size][/font]

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[left][font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray]You are in the middle of an ocean with one life raft. You have deep cuts on your wrists; you tried to commit suicide from the thought that no one will save you. Many sharks are swimming around your raft; once one of them bite the intertube, you'll sink from fatigue and be eaten alive. A helicopter is directly above you but their saftey ladder is too short to reach you. You have one harpoon gun a fish net and a bottle of bleach.[/color][/size][/font][/left]

[left][font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=indigo]Get out of it.[/color][/size][/font][/left]

[TheResplendent]

[QUOTE=Tekkaman][font=Century Gothic][color=#ff8c00][/color][/font]

[font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray]Hm, Quite difficult. Let's see:[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=#808080]I would first try and reason with the zombie prostitute before I went off the deep end. Upon seeing the glazed look in her eyes and the drool escaping her lips, I begin to question the thought that she may not really be a zombie and just that she may be into me. I begin to whip out my $50 dollars in $1's and when I see that she's not into money, I realise that she is, in fact, a zombie. I whip out my flamethrower and burn the unliving hell out of her while I motion myself closer to the 2nd floor window. As the zombie-prostitute burns, I throw my $50 at her burning body in disrespect before jumping out the paned window. As I land, I do a fancy roll; the zombie falls out of the window and spatters into burning zombie-goo.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=#808080]I walk away with sore feet and a few cuts from the jump - oh, and a hurt ego, lol.[/color][/size][/font]

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[left][font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray]You are in the middle of an ocean with one life raft. You have deep cuts on your wrists; you tried to commit suicide from the thought that no one will save you. Many sharks are swimming around your raft; once one of them bite the intertube, you'll sink from fatigue and be eaten alive. A helicopter is directly above you but their saftey ladder is too short to reach you. You have one harpoon gun a fish net and a bottle of bleach.[/color][/size][/font][/left]

[left][font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=indigo]Get out of it.[/color][/size][/font][/left][/QUOTE]

[font=tahoma]I twist the fishnet tight enough to make it an ample enough bandage, and wrap it around my wrists to stop the bleeding. I take the harpoon gun and shoot it angled through the bottom rung of the rope ladder. As the harpoon falls it pieces itself into one of the sharks. As i climb the rope long enough to reach the ladder, the harpoon falls out of the shark leaving a large wound but being close enough I grab hold of the bottom rung. I take the bottle of bleach and pour it into the sharks's wound causing him to go crazy from the pain and ram into the other sharks while i laugh knowing i did it just for fun since i'm being carried away by the helicopter already.

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You're in a deep and misty jungle, walking along trying to find your way out. You reach a giant wall that is part of a mountain. As you turn around to go the other way you fall into a hidden pit about 8 feet deep. You see two bears inside the pit that is roughly 10 ft x 18 ft, one is still sleeping but the other begins to eye you with gritted teeth. There are 5 members from a native tribe standing above you looking down. Each armed with machetes, while the leader has a blowgun as well with only one shot in it, a tranquilizer dart that takes 5 seconds to take effect. You reach into your pocket to find a rusty hunting knife, a mirror, and a 3 ft long piece of twine.

Get out of it.[/font]

[Tekkaman]

[QUOTE=BKstyles] You're in a deep and misty jungle, walking along trying to find your way out. You reach a giant wall that is part of a mountain. As you turn around to go the other way you fall into a hidden pit about 8 feet deep. You see two bears inside the pit that is roughly 10 ft x 18 ft, one is still sleeping but the other begins to eye you with gritted teeth. There are 5 members from a native tribe standing above you looking down. Each armed with machetes, while the leader has a blowgun as well with only one shot in it, a tranquilizer dart that takes 5 seconds to take effect. You reach into your pocket to find a rusty hunting knife, a mirror, and a 3 ft long piece of twine.

Get out of it. [/QUOTE][font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray]The first thing i'd do is stab the sleeping bear multiple times in the forehead with my rusty knife. Considering half a dozen stab wounds to the top of the cranium in quick succession, the slepping bear'll just twich wildly before laying still.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray]Now at this time, the other bear'll running towards me on all fours. I'll take my mirror and, with a little luck, shine the sun onto his eyes causing him to run into the wall of the pit.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray]At this time, (I'm sure the native tribe are still waiting for me to die, right?) i'll use the knife that I stabbed the slepping bear with and hold it at the ready; i'll blind the leader with the mirror, causing him temporary paralysis. Then i'll throw the knife at the leader, hitting him in the stomach. Shocked, the leader'll drop the blowgun - complete with the one shot - where i'll pick it up. [/color][/size][/font]

[font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray]As the bear recovers from the pit run-in, the natives began to get riled up because of the death of their leader. I'll use the one shot (I'm shooting him in the eye since it's the softest) to paralyze the bear and then use the twine to wrap around the bear's neck. The Natives will use their hatchets and machetes to try and kill me, but will only succeed in finishing the bear for me. [/color][/size][/font]

[font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray]With no weapons and seeing me take out two bears, the natives will flee for their lives while I take time to climb out of the pit.[/color][/size][/font]

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[left][font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray]You're stuck at an elderly hospital where you're visiting your great-grandmother. You're located on the 20th floor in the middle of the city. There is no fire escape. Suddenly, your great-grandmother's two best friends come in to console you (They always had a crush on you). Then, without warning, both women begin to take off their clothes for you, showing their flabby and wrinkly bodies. One of the naked grandmothers lock the door to your escape and it so happens that the door knob is faulty, denying you an exit if you were to turn the handle. You don't want to hurt the women - you'll be detained for the rest of your natural life. And all you have is a blanket, a TV remote (The remote can turn on the TV), a pack of gum, and a vial of Epidural.[/color][/size][/font][/left]

[left][font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=indigo]Get out of it.[/color][/size][/font][/left]

[Allamorph]

[QUOTE=Tekkaman][font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray]You're stuck at an elderly hospital where you're visiting your great-grandmother. You're located on the 20th floor in the middle of the city. There is no fire escape. Suddenly, your great-grandmother's two best friends come in to console you (They always had a crush on you). Then, without warning, both women begin to take off their clothes for you, showing their flabby and wrinkly bodies. One of the naked grandmothers lock the door to your escape and it so happens that the door knob is faulty, denying you an exit if you were to turn the handle. You don't want to hurt the women - you'll be detained for the rest of your natural life. And all you have is a blanket, a TV remote (The remote can turn on the TV), a pack of gum, and a vial of Epidural.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=indigo]Get out of it.[/color][/size][/font][/QUOTE]
[FONT=Arial]Hooo! .....awkward.

Thinking quickly, I grab the remote and turn on the TV to the first soap opera I can find ? it so happens to be [I]Ryan's Hope[/I], but at the moment it's the best I can do. While the women are distracted, I toss the blanket over their now seated bodies, removing any possibilities that I will vomit during the course of my escape. I then take the remote (which is no longer needed for its original function), the Epidural, and the pack of gum, make like MacGyver, and create a small blowtorch in about two minutes and thirty-eight seconds. (Granted, MacGyver could have done it in thirty seconds flat, but I'm still training.) I use the torch to cut around the knob and locking mechanism, open the door, and flee bare seconds before commercials kick on.

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You realize abruptly that you aren't in Kansas anymore ? rather, you seem to be in a peculiar room with tile on every wall, the ceiling (which is about twice as high as normal), and the floor. You look up to see a window above your head recessed into the wall. [I]-Great,[/I] you think, [I]something sadistic is about to happen to me.[/I] And naturally you're right; tiles on the walls to your left and right are shattered by spikes shooting out from them, and you notice that, true to the cliché, the walls are also centimeter-ing closer to you. You look around; behind you is an old, worn mop, a glass bottle of grape Crush, and a popgun with six 'shots'. You have a pencil in your pocket.

[COLOR=DarkRed]Get Out of It.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[Rachmaninoff]

[QUOTE=Allamorph][FONT=Arial]You realize abruptly that you aren't in Kansas anymore ? rather, you seem to be in a peculiar room with tile on every wall, the ceiling (which is about twice as high as normal), and the floor. You look up to see a window above your head recessed into the wall. [I]-Great,[/I] you think, [I]something sadistic is about to happen to me.[/I] And naturally you're right; tiles on the walls to your left and right are shattered by spikes shooting out from them, and you notice that, true to the cliché, the walls are also centimeter-ing closer to you. You look around; behind you is an old, worn mop, a glass bottle of grape Crush, and a popgun with six 'shots'. You have a pencil in your pocket.

[COLOR=DarkRed]Get Out of It.[/COLOR][/FONT][/QUOTE]One would think that you are almost trying to kill the thread with that scenario. But I?ll give it a try even if my solution wouldn?t work.


First of all I pick up the grape soda and the popgun with six shots. Then I toss the soda bottle at the window deliberately hitting the metal strip running down the center. Since the impact also caused the glass to crack I then use the popgun to finish the job and shatter the glass completely. I discard the popgun as it is now out of ammo and pull out the pencil in my pocket. The old mop is the type that is sewn together in multiple layers and I use the pencil to help me pull the head apart and thus double the length of the strands.

Then I pick up the bottle of grape crush that fell back to the floor and slam the lid against one of the spikes, I pour the soda all over the mop strands and then take advantage of it being wet to wrap the bottle into some of the strands and then tie it tightly. Then stepping back I swing the mop towards the metal strip in the middle of the remaining window. It takes a few attempts, as it?s awkward to do so when the handle of the mop almost isn?t long enough.

Finally I managed to get the string of the mop to whip the bottle around the middle and then to further entangle the bottle in the other side thus temporarily giving me a hold on the metal strip. I pick up the popgun, and quickly ram it into one of the spikes that is approaching far to quickly. I then step on it, ignoring the brush with the other spikes that rip my pants and leave me with shallow but painful cuts, using it along with gripping the mop handle to propel myself upwards. I then use the mop handle to pull myself up just in time to avoid dropping back down when the strands of the mop head snap.

I climb though the remains of the window and exit that horrible room to see where I am.

Feel free to pick that apart since I?m not sure if it would even work.


Now for the next part?

You went to bed last night but when you wake up you find that you are now in the middle of what appears to be a classroom at a school, There is a chalkboard a few pieces of chalk and some erasers, all the desks and other items you would normally find are gone. You go to leave via the door only for it to burst into flames. You run back to the window but there is no fire exit and you are three stories up. You turn back to look at the room to see that over in the corner you missed the fact that there is two cans of unopened paint a few brushes and a white piece of canvas about twenty feet long.

Get Out of it.

[Tekkaman]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Thank you Rachmaninoff for posting. I really thought the thread was going to die there for a second because I was getting brain farts even trying to figure out what to do with the items Allamorph laid out.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Futhermore people, let's try to keep the scenarios [mildly] simplistic, funny or both; there's no need to work our brains into overdrive, trying to be like MacGuyver. I want for everyone to be able to solve the puzzles.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Ok then, on to the scenario.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray][QUOTE=Rachmaninoff]You went to bed last night but when you wake up you find that you are now in the middle of what appears to be a classroom at a school, There is a chalkboard a few pieces of chalk and some erasers, all the desks and other items you would normally find are gone. You go to leave via the door only for it to burst into flames. You run back to the window but there is no fire exit and you are three stories up. You turn back to look at the room to see that over in the corner you missed the fact that there is two cans of unopened paint a few brushes and a white piece of canvas about twenty feet long.

Get Out of it.[/QUOTE][/color][/size][/font]
[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Okay, noticing that the door is ablaze, I go to the unopened paint cans. The fire spreads quicker than I could've thought so I pound the paint can on the ground until it opens up. I throw the majority of the paint on the fire that is steady coming towards me. the fire is temporarily stopped due to the flames being smothered.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]However, paint is flammable.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]I don't have much time; I grab the twenty foot long canvas and the second can of paint in a frenzy, using the second canister to throw into the window. It shatters, leaving me a three story drop. before the fire picks up again, I jump out, using the canvas as a set of wings.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]If the canvas has a rip or a hole though, well...[/color][/size][/font]

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[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Ok, my turn.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]You find yourself inside of a house looking at your dead friend. Apparantly, you liked him/her very much and their death wasn't something you were expecting. Crying from the loss, you wipe your eyes with your hand only to notice a knife being held by you, covered in blood; you smear the blood on yourself on accident in order to remove the tears.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Crap.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]While your in the home greiving, you hear the sirens of the police coming to the scene of the crime. By judging on sound alone, you have 2 minutes tops. You look around and see a bar of soap, a sink, ammonia, vinegar, bleach, A paint can, and a lighter.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Get out of it.[/color][/size][/font]

[Rachmaninoff]

[QUOTE=Tekkaman][font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]If the canvas has a rip or a hole though, well...[/color][/size][/font]

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[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Ok, my turn.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]You find yourself inside of a house looking at your dead friend. Apparantly, you liked him/her very much and their death wasn't something you were expecting. Crying from the loss, you wipe your eyes with your hand only to notice a knife being held by you, covered in blood; you smear the blood on yourself on accident in order to remove the tears.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Crap.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]While your in the home greiving, you hear the sirens of the police coming to the scene of the crime. By judging on sound alone, you have 2 minutes tops. You look around and see a bar of soap, a sink, ammonia, vinegar, bleach, A paint can, and a lighter.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Get out of it.[/color][/size][/font][/QUOTE]It doesn't have a rip, it's a whole sheet designed to cover the floor when a room is being painted.

Anyway?upon hearing the sirens I realize that I?m in deep trouble. I take the knife and wash it with bleach. I then take my shirt that has blood on it and burn it in the paint can and then pour bleach into the can as well. Then once I?ve done I use soap to clean myself up, I follow up with bleach down the sink and then the vinegar. Then just before the cops are to arrive I pour ammonia on the sink and then go back to my friend and just wait.

Did I get out of it? Only if I remember correctly that Bleach will destroy blood and thus remove traces of it being on me. If I not then I?m toast.

And now for the next scenario?

You?ve escaped the fire by cleverly using the canvas to get to the ground. But you realize that though you are out of the room you are now in the middle of an inside open space of the school grounds. The doors are locked and the fire is raging out of control thanks to you helping it by tossing paint on the fire. It did slow it down briefly but now it?s caused the fire to spread far quicker than it would have on it?s own.

It?s only a matter of minutes until you will be surrounded completely by a burning building. There are some doors to the main entrance that are not in flames, but they are locked. You look around; in addition to the canvas sheet you used to escape the third floor there are some garden tools left out. A few small ones for planting plants and a pick for breaking up the hard dirt. There is also a bucket of water and a small wheelbarrow.

Get out of it.