Pick up lines

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[QUOTE=Tekkaman][font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray] [/color][/size][/font]
[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Sounds like a scientific experiment that's bound to go AWRY to me.[/color][/size][/font]

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[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Me: *Tries Raina's plan on a random girl*[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Me: Hey sweet thang.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Random Girl: What?[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Me: Baby, can I be your DNA helicase? 'Cause I want to unzip your genes.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]*Slap*[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Me: *Holding face while trying to keep dignity*[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Me: I'll take that as a no.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Random Girl: That's a 'hell no!'[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Me: Well...Thanks for your time.[/color][/size][/font][/QUOTE]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Yeah, I can see that going straight to Hell unless you have the money, the car, The job, the looks AND the personality to back it up.

I've heard: Nice jeans, I wonder how they'd look on my floor. I told the guy, I don't know... maybe you should buy yourself a pair and toss them on your floor to find out.[/color][/font]

[Raina]

[QUOTE=Tekkaman][font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Me: *Tries Raina's plan on a random girl*[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Me: Hey sweet thang.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Random Girl: What?[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Me: Baby, can I be your DNA helicase? 'Cause I want to unzip your genes.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]*Slap*[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Me: *Holding face while trying to keep dignity*[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Me: I'll take that as a no.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Random Girl: That's a 'hell no!'[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Me: Well...Thanks for your time.[/color][/size][/font][/QUOTE][COLOR=Blue]AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rotflmao: Did you actually try that one!? Or just stating a possible scenario? Either way, it's really funny! My face and my stimach hurts from laughing too much! :bellylol:

Hey someone give me a really bad pick up line. I want to try it out on my boy friend and see his reaction![/COLOR]

[Hanabishi Recca]

[quote name='Raina][COLOR=Blue']Hey someone give me a really bad pick up line. I want to try it out on my boy friend and see his reaction![/COLOR][/quote]

"Wanna go kill all humans?" -.-'

So terrible, I'm sorrowful for the person who would even think of that.
*Drowns in sorrow* (I'm not sure if I will ever recover from such a bad pick up line if any are good in the first place)

(edit) That is enough of making fun of it anyway.

[Retribution]

[QUOTE=Hanabishi Recca]"Wanna go kill all humans?" -.-'

So terrible, I'm sorrowful for the person who would even think of that.
*Drowns in sorrow* (I'm not sure if I will ever recover from such a bad pick up line if any are good in the first place)

(edit) That is enough of making fun of it anyway.[/QUOTE]
[size=1]It's actually a decent pick up line, if you look at what he's implying, not to mention the humor attached to it. I don't see what's so bad or sorrowful about it... perhaps you missed the humor of it?[/size]

[conpiracymonki]

[QUOTE=Hanabishi Recca]"Wanna go kill all humans?" -.-'

So terrible, I'm sorrowful for the person who would even think of that.
*Drowns in sorrow* (I'm not sure if I will ever recover from such a bad pick up line if any are good in the first place)

(edit) That is enough of making fun of it anyway.[/QUOTE][size=1]Somebody get this dude a TV before [i]I[/i] drown in sorrow :/[/size]
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[Allamorph]

[quote name='Raina][COLOR=Blue']Hey someone give me a really bad pick up line. I want to try it out on my boy friend and see his reaction![/COLOR][/quote]
[FONT=Arial]If its the dregs you're looking for, then who else but Weird Al Yankovic to ask? Taken straight from his song (in no particular order):

[I]"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"You must have fallen from heaven - it would explain how you messed up your face."

"I don't have my library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"

"You'd look like [U]Venus de Milo[/U] if I just cut off your arms...."

"I'll bet your outfit makes a lot of noise in the dryer...."[/I] (umm, do [I]WHAT?![/I])

[I]"My lips are registered weapons; can I invade your personal space?"[/I]

And the list goes on....[/FONT]

[Aaryanna]

[COLOR=Red]Well all I have to say about pickup lines is that they guy in question would have to be pretty damn cute for me to overlook it. I?ve already had a couple of the cheesy ones about love at first site used on me and all it did was make me want to poke their eyes out. >_<

I think the worst one was one guy who came up to me in the library when I was reading. It went like this?

Guy: Tell me what your favorite type of book is.

Me: I like fantasy, why do you ask?

Guy: Because I want to be a fantasy book so you?ll put your hands all over me. (with a cheesy dramatic grin thrown in)

Me: Grow up idiot. (takes her book and leaves him standing there.)

That whole thing was just beyond stupid. Blech.[/COLOR]

[Desbreko]

[quote name='Aaryanna][COLOR=Red']Well all I have to say about pickup lines is that they guy in question would have to be pretty damn cute for me to overlook it.[/COLOR][/quote][color=#4B0082]Hey baby, wanna ban all members?[/color]

[Guest NIKI12345]

[QUOTE=Raina][COLOR=Blue]Here's my favourite awkward/funny pick up line that was used on me by a classmate:

[I]Guy: Can I borrow 40 cents?
Me: Sure. Here you go.
Guy: Thanks... I promised my mum that I was going to call her after I talked to the girl of my dreams.
Me: ...
Guy: ...
Me: ... Um... If you want to call your mum, you can use my phone...
Guy: ... Uh... No, that's alright...[/I]

I'm not dating the guy who used this on me, nor will I ever date him.

So I was wondering... Why do people use pick up lines? Do they actually work? And what were your best/funniest/worst pick up lines that you have used/heard?

*I hope the guy who said this to me isn't reading this... :animeswea *[/COLOR][/QUOTE]


What type of pick up line is that. It sounds so tacky!

[Lady Asphyxia]

[size=1][b]Boy: [/b]Hey, do you have any Irish in you?
[b]Girl: [/b]No.
[b]Boy: [/b]Do you want some?
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[pooperson]

[QUOTE=celestialcharm][COLOR=DarkOrchid][FONT=Book Antiqua]I never actually used a pick up line before, but I was randomly searching the web the other day and found this:

"Baby, can I be your DNA helicase? 'Cause I want to unzip your genes."[/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Ha, in my freshman year, my boyfriend and I were listing our favorite ones. There weren't that many at the time, but now there are 10 zillion more that are amazing, such as:
"I Wish I Were Your Derivative So I Could Lie Tangent To Your Curves!"


Ohhh yes, Math Nerds unite!

I've never used a pick-up line, nor have I had one used on me, but I think it would be so much fun! I'm going to the mall next week, so I might try the above one. However, there is also:
"I seem to have forgotten my phone number... can I have yours?"

But anyway, I love pick-up lines. I think they are HILARIOUS, and I semi-respect anyone who can use them. ;]

[Aaryanna]

[COLOR=Red][quote name='Desbreko][color=#4B0082']Hey baby, wanna ban all members?[/color][/quote] :animeblus [QUOTE=taperson]"I Wish I Were Your Derivative So I Could Lie Tangent To Your Curves!"
//snip//
Ohhh yes, Math Nerds unite!
//snip//
But anyway, I love pick-up lines. I think they are HILARIOUS, and I semi-respect anyone who can use them. ;][/QUOTE]I have to admit that's far more interesting than the one's I've had thrown my way. And now that I think about it, the guys who have used really cheesy pickup lines on me have also been on the annoying side. I didn't like them before they used the silly lines. [/COLOR]

[Retribution]

[quote name='taperson']"I Wish I Were Your Derivative So I Could Lie Tangent To Your Curves!"[/quote]
[size=1]I love that one.


If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. Bam![/size]

[Rachmaninoff]

[quote name='Desbreko][color=#4B0082']Hey baby, wanna ban all members?[/color][/quote]Pick up lines are even more impressive when the person using them actually has the power to do what they suggest. I think the rest of us don't have a chance in regards to that pick up line. ;)

[Tekkaman]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Hey, Desbreko. I got a better one for you.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Instead of saying[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray][QUOTE] Hey baby, wanna ban all members?[/QUOTE][/color][/size][/font]
[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]to Aaryanna, why not say this:[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray][QUOTE] Hey baby, wanna ban all 'inactive' members?[/QUOTE][/color][/size][/font]
[font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=gray]Hm? Wouldn't that be equally as fun? You'll be cleaning up the boards and you can still sweep ol' Aaryanna off her feet with that line at the same time.[/color][/size][/font]

[Raina]

[QUOTE]Can I be your DNA helicase? 'Cause I want to unzip your genes."[/QUOTE][COLOR=Blue]I think I'll use this on my bf. :catgirl: He's going to all like: :eek: and :animeblus and :animenose
Ahahaha I can't wait to use it on him! :D

I didn't know that there were so many pick up lines... And they're mostly boy -> girl. But there are some that can be used girl -> boy. Ahaha no sexism in the world of pick up lines!

Here's a really bad one that was used on my friend when we were 17 years old:

[I]Boy (who seems to be about 10 years old): Excuse me.
Friend: What?
Boy: Your shoe is bleeding.[/I][/COLOR]