The OtaKuties- Round Three [E]

[Dragon Warrior]

[size=1]Okay, kids. Time for Round Three to begin. Check your newly updated scores if you'd like. [b]Desbreko[/b] is currently our leader in high scores. C'mon, everyone, let's top him! Quite a few contestants are now out of the competition either from lack of posting in the first two rounds or simply dropping out. Your chances grow![/size]

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[size=1]This Round is about the every day working man and woman. We all have occupations whether we know it or not (being a peeping tom doesn't really count, guys). Now it's time to introduce the world to your view on jobs![/size]

[b]Picture Requirements:::[/b]
This round will surely be fun for you photographers out there. Now's your chance to [i]really[/i] show off some creativity. This round's theme is work, so you can go many ways with this. You can show your own job, someone else's job (with you involved, of course), or even a completely made up job (superhero?)! I have taken the liberty of snapping a quick photo as an example. Yes, I work at McDonalds...

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[list][*]Be a hell-of-a-lot more creative than I was. Mine's a simple example. You guys can really shine with this. Costumes would be a major plus, even! Your job is to find a job and take a picture of it. As said above, it could be you doing your job, involved in someone else's, or even make one up (as long as it would come off as some sort of job... couch-potato doesn't count).
[*]Picture, as always, must be at most 500x600.
[*]The rest is up to you! This round has a lot of freedom, but be careful how wild you get. Some things may turn the richness of your creativity off.[/list]
[b]Questions:::[/b]
[list][*]Do you have a job? [b]If so, where and what do you do? If not, where would you want to work?[/b] (Feel free to answer both questions in the bold if you'd like).
[*]If you were an assistant of Donald Trump, what would your job be? (If you don't know who Donald Trump is, look him up. I guarantee he's at least on Wikipedia).
[*]How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?[/list]

[size=1]Good luck, contestants! You have until [b]Monday, February 12th, 2007 (around 12am, EST)[/b] to complete the task.[/size]

[Claire]

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[B]
[FONT=Arial]Do you have a job? If so, where and what do you do? If not, where would you want to work?[/B]
Unfortunately, I'm officially unemployed. However, I consider myself a musician, which is technically a career. It's what I really want to do in life, as well.

[B]If you were an assistant of Donald Trump, what would your job be?[/B]
I'd probably just be in charge of getting him coffee. In all honesty, I can't see myself ever getting any sort of job like that; especially not for someone like Donald Trump.

[B]How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?[/B]
So much wood that he could start his own lumber company and be the Donald Trump of woodchucks (but I wouldn't work for him, either).[/FONT]

[Karma]

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[left][color=mediumturquoise][size=1]FOR ANYONE THAT WANTS TO KNOW: [/size][size=1]I'm writing in my "What I Think" book. It's where I write what I think about certain things. The one there says this: [b]OtakuBoards is the best! [/b][/size][size=1]I'm gonna be writing about some people that I've met here too. ^_^[/size][/color][/left]
[left][size=1][/size] [/left]
[left][font=Arial][b]Do you have a job? If so, where and what do you do? If not, where would you want to work?
[/b][font=Tahoma][size=1][color=#48d1cc]Nope. No job. I'm way to young. Only 12 lol. Well since I have no job, I'd probably want to work as a writer maybe. I don't know. I really love to write and all of my friends are currently reading my story called [b]"The Chosen."[/b][/color][/size][/font]

[b]If you were an assistant of Donald Trump, what would your job be?[/b]
[font=Tahoma][size=1][/size][/font][font=Tahoma][size=1][color=#48d1cc]I'd probably be in charge of writing everything down for him. I write really fast and it comes out very legible.[/color][/size][/font][/font][/left]
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[b]How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?[/b]
[/font][font=Tahoma][size=1][color=mediumturquoise]So much wood that the entire world would not have any more wood! Then the woodchuck wood laugh and we would not have anymore paper and I wouldn't be able to write anymore. :animecry: [/color][/size][/font][/left]

[Boo]

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For those who didn't know this yet - which is very likely, because I rock at what I do - I'm a hunter and a master of disguises. In this photo I'm awaiting for my prey to come closer and have a taste of the delightful birthday cake (it's me, in case you did not see it yet, which is also very likely).[/center]

[list][*][b]Do you have a job? If so, where and what do you do? If not, where would you want to work?[/b]
Well, I just quit college, so I'll need to find a job to have something to do the rest of the half year. Working at a cinema wouldn't be the worst thing I could think of right now, and actually sounds quite entertaining, so I might end up trying to work there. Though, working with a camera, writing, on stage, backstage or with music would be what I'd rathest do in the future. Next to my current profession of hunter and master of disguises of course.

[*][b]If you were an assistant of Donald Trump, what would your job be? (If you don't know who Donald Trump is, look him up. I guarantee he's at least on Wikipedia).[/b]
I'd either be his court jester or his personal assassin. Most likely right now would probably be that I'll be selling coins at one of his casinos, but it's definitely one of those two once I get older and decide to work for him.

[*][b]How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?[/b]
Not very much, because he'd be thrown in jail for illegally chucking wood. Donald Trump wouldn't like him chucking wood without his permission, so I might end up having to assassinate it if the authorities won't handle it.[/list]

[b]PS:[/b] The hat says "Hartelijk Gefeliciteerd" which means something like "Honest Congratulations"/"Happy Birthday".
[b]PPS:[/b] Hell yes it's snowing outside. Finally. *overjoyed*
[b]PPPS:[/b] That's a survival knife in my hand. The ultimate weapon for all who want to be a hunter. It even has a fish line and hook in the handle if you screw the compass off. Ooh. [/size]

[Desbreko]

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[size=1]Angry Tech Support Guy[/size][/center]


[color=#4B0082][b]Do you have a job? If so, where and what do you do? If not, where would you want to work?[/b]

I don't currently have a job, though I am looking for one. The job market where I live kind of sucks -- kind of [i]really[/i] sucks -- so finding anything other than fast food isn't easy. I'd like to get a part time job some place like Best Buy or GameStop, or maybe one of the local coffee houses (possibly Starbucks if I can bring myself to work with subpar coffee), at least for the short term. Once I finish college I want to move on to bigger and better things.


[b]If you were an assistant of Donald Trump, what would your job be?[/b]

I would be the guy in charge of finding poor saps to make into his scapegoats. Obviously you can't just have a single scapegoat to pin all your screw-ups on -- that would be way too suspicious -- and he'd be too busy to find people himself. (Not to mention you don't want that kind of thing traced back to yourself.) So I'd be the underhanded assistant that takes care of all the dirty corporate affairs that no one else can find out about.

Of course, if my conscience ever caught up to me and I quit to find a more honest job, Boo would probably assassinate me for knowing too much. But at least it would be fun while it lasted.


[b]How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?[/b]

If a woodchuck could chuck wood it could chuck [font=times new roman][size=3]π[/size][/font] metric tons of wood. [i]Exactly.[/i] Thus putting our supercomputers to shame.[/color]

[Zen]

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I am, as you all know, The Boss. I Boss people for a living. This includes telling them what to do, how to do it, when to do it, regardless of what it may be. The repercussions for not following orders are a swift and painful punishment which would usually intel a swift kick to the face or a similar maiming strike.


[b]Do you have a job? If so, where and what do you do? If not, where would you want to work?[/b]

I'm a full time student. I have no 'real' job. I do a bit of volunteering at my Tae Kwon Do class by helping teach lower belts, small children, and warming up the classes. If that would be considered a job, then that's mine.

My real dream job is to become one or all of three things. A full-time author/writer who travels often. A Mixed Martial Artist, which is, of course, a full-time athlete. Or to own and teach at my own martial arts studio. Those would be my dream jobs.

Other than that, though, I think I'll stick with the bossin'.

[b]If you were an assistant of Donald Trump, what would your job be?[/b]

Simple. I would be his daughter's little slave boy... oh wait. That came out wrong.

I think I would his a bodyguard if anything. That's what my talents entail and that's all the talent of mine I think he would need. Also I'm pretty sure he'd give me a solid-gold rocket launcher. Maybe even some diamonds to season my food with.


[b]How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Based on my calculations using many of Einstein's theories of relativity, the average woodchuck should, in prime conditions, be able to chuck atleast 22378008 ounces of wood. I don't know if that's accurate, but that's what my calculator says... Hey, if I turn it upside down it says "Boobless"! [/color]


*Forgive the hassle with the image earlier, Raiyuu. Photobucket was being stupid with the resizing and it took a while to change the image size. It should be fine now.[/size]

[Darren]

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[CENTER][SIZE=1]Darren in Despair[/SIZE][/CENTER]

[B]Do you have a job? If so, where and what do you do?[/B]
Well, because of hick-state laws and my untimely month and year of birth, I was one of the unfortunate ones who were held for six months from getting any type of driving privledges... It's a long story, but my parents say, "without the transport, there's no job." However, with everything I do at school that takes up extra-carricular time, I consider them jobs. My first would be theatre, (that was going to be my original picture) which I spend every day after school practicing until about 5:00pm. Plus, set construction and all that jazz takes up a lot of time. The other one is the yearbook staff, which probably takes up more time than the school play. I have to go to all the games and special events and take a bunch of pictures of complete strangers giving me the finger and funny looks... Then go and edit, upload, organize, index, and send them in with a very short amount of time. Not to mention page creation and yearbook articles/captions... It's very stressful. The above picture, is of me trying to organize the 8th grade's yearbook order forms... It's really sad when a bunch of 13 to 14 year olds can't write their own names. What is America coming to?

[B]where would you want to work?[/B]
Well, I feel that I've already addressed what I want to actually do for a living, but for my part-time job, I either want to work in a movie theatre or in a book/coffee store... Coffee, books, movies= greatness!!!

[B]If you were an assistant of Donald Trump, what would your job be?[/B]
Haha, I would be the guy who left first on his reality TV show, [I]The Apprentice[/I]! I think I would get on everyone's nerves there (Including Trump's) and I would be fired. That's probably the closest I'd ever get to his assistant. I'm not complaining either... I wouldn't want to work for Trumpy anyway. I don't like suits... [SIZE=1]or bald people with hairpieces. shhhh.[/SIZE]

[B]How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?[/B]
Until he exploded! I imagine that would be quite a scene... Very gorey, but worth watching... You could tell all your kids how you saw a wood chuck chuck so much wood that he exploded and that if they ate too much, they would explode too! Then, you wouldn't have to worry about large grocery lists... But that's a little off topic.

[sakurasuka]

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[b]Fries with that?[/b][/center]



[b]Do you have a job? If so, where and what do you do?[/b]
I work at a fast food place called Chick-Fil-A. Needless to say, we sell chicken. I'm sure most of you have seen those stupid 'EAT MOR CHIKIN' commercials, with the insane murderous cows. If not, well, you're really not missing anything.

[b]Where do you want to work?[/b]
Obviously I don't plan on working in fast food forever. I'm going to college in the fall, and I'm hoping to be able to secure an assistant teaching job where I would work with two and three year olds four days a week. Meaning I'd have ample time for school in the evenings. Rather than working every day at a place I hate with restrictive hours for six bucks an hour.
Of course, after college, I plan on entering the field of either graphic, web, or fashion design. Or I could be one of those people who paints the makeup on Barbie. I've always wanted to do that.

[b]If you were an assistant of Donald Trump, what would your job be?[/b]
I'd be his hair stylist. He sure needs [i]someone[/i] to help him get that comb-over just right. Plus then I'd get to say I touched Donald Trump's head. Can any of you say that? Hah, didn't think so.

[b]How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?[/b]
The world may never know.



[b]Edit[/b]- It was impossible for me to get too creative. My manager would have killed me if I had taken out my camera phone and did something wild in hte middle of the store. Well. We're not even allowed to CARRY our phones when we're on the clock. So I had to make do with the simple tipping of the hat.

And yeah, it's backwards. Camera phones tend to do that, in case you were unaware.

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[Vicky]

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[SIZE=1]We're Manchester Scum! That's a real job, you know.[/CENTER][/SIZE]


[B] Do you have a job? If so, where and what do you do? If not, where would you want to work? (Feel free to answer both questions in the bold if you'd like).[/B]
[SIZE=1]We're Manchester Scum! It's a real life occupation but only here in Manchester. We do nothing with our lives, we're not even hobos. We pretend we smoke un-lit cigarettes, who carry around plastic chains, big sticks and run around in gangs with 20 year olds. We get paid for this, too. Sometimes if we see 15 year old kids waiting at a bus stop, we show off our skills and steal their money, mobile phones, and bruise the entire right side of their faces for the fun of it. If we're lucky, we get £2.50 per job! It's amazing, and the police really can't be bothered dealing with street attacks anymore, so we get away with it all the time!

I like to think of it as self-employment. I mean, nobody wants us to work for them. We'd still their cigarettes and pretend we smoke, or steal the money from their business. We can't help it, we're scum. We have nothing better to do with our lives. I don't ever want another job, well even if I did I can't get one. Nobody wants us. It's so depressing it might turn me emo... except if I did that, I risk looking 15 and getting beat up by my homies.

It's a great job. You should try it sometime![/SIZE]

[B]If you were an assistant of Donald Trump, what would your job be? (If you don't know who Donald Trump is, look him up. I guarantee he's at least on Wikipedia).[/B]
[SIZE=1]We scum bag wouldn't be much. We'd probably just end up being the window cleaner for his window cleaner.[/SIZE]

[B] How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?[/B]
[SIZE=1]If I had gone to school instead of spending my time on street corners, I might know what you were on about.



[spoiler]For those of you who don't know, I'm kidding. I do not smoke, I do not walk around with that hat on or take my sword outside. I had some great shots of me for this round, but they looked awful because of that big bruise on my face. On Thursday, we got attacked by a bunch of 20 odd year old lads thinking they were great. They were carrying around un lit cigarettes, empty alcohol bottles (WKD, for the record), had plastic chains wrapped over their knuckles and, basically, thought they were bad to beat us up. Broke my glasses as well and gave me that nasty bruise.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]I'm very upset they ****** up the pictures I had, they were actually great. I decided to be a jerk and mock them. They don't have jobs (we see people from their little group every day hanging around the streets), they get along by robbing people with plastic chains. They pretend to smoke and pretend their alcoholics to get in with their 'gangster' crowd. They have no respect. They have a crap life style. But, that's their career, isn't it? You can't say being a 'MANCHESTER SCUMBAG' is not a career now.[/spoiler][/SIZE]

[pooperson]

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[COLOR=RoyalBlue][SIZE=1][CENTER]"The Angry Food Runner"[/CENTER]

[B]* Do you have a job? If so, where and what do you do?[/B]

I work at the lovely Casler's Kitchen and Bar. It's not a chain, just one restaurant. It's basically a sports bar... a mix between O'Charlie's and B-Dub's. I work as a hostess, busser, and food runner... whichever one they need that day. As a hostess, I have to seat people and make sure that everything is working out okay. As a busser, I have to be the b**** and let everyone walk all over me as I clean their tables. And as a food runner, I get to deal with crappy customers who got chips instead of fries and want their napkins and want them NOW. It's a good time... but it makes my arms hurt. :]

[B]* If you were an assistant of Donald Trump, what would your job be?[/B]

I would totally do all those little random jobs. I'd clean the bathrooms in the Tower, I'd sweep the floors, and I'd make the coffee! But those would be my day jobs... at night I would play my trumpet oh-so-melodiously at all those fancy parties he goes to! It'd be a good time, lemme tell ya.
[B]
* How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?[/B]

Too bad they can't... BUT... a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[OMNOMNOMALY]

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[I]never again.[/I]


[B]Do you have a job? If so, where and what do you do? If not, where would you want to work? (Feel free to answer both questions in the bold if you'd like).[/B]

In my picture, I'm combining some of my outfits from my pseudo-job, cosplay. This could be called a cosplay disaster. I also like to pretend that karaoke is a fruitful career choice. So sue me. I used to work at Blockbuster. It kind of sucked. Alot. The only good thing about that job was the few coworkers (that left right before I did) and the free movie rentals (it's like ASKING me to gain weight. ugh.) I've thought about where I'd want to work for awhile, and I could go the conventional route and tell you that I'd love to work at EB games because I'm an uber dork (see above picture). Buut I won't, because this is all about being creative, my friends. I would like to work as a freelance contract killer. So technically I couldn't 'work somewhere' because then it'd be easy to find me. I'd have to come up with a cover, and do other work on the side (think mr & mrs smith) but yeah. Make up your own hours, choose the scumbags you want to kill.. there is big money in that, ladies and gents.

[B]If you were an assistant of Donald Trump, what would your job be? (If you don't know who Donald Trump is, look him up. I guarantee he's at least on Wikipedia).[/B]

I think this question is a little bit backwards, it should say [I]"what would Donald Trump do for you?"[/I] buuut seriously. If I HAD to do something for that low iq-d dolt with the ugly hairpiece, I would probably be the contract killer lurking in the background, waiting for my time to strike. If I had to do something real... I would be the toupee lady.

[B]How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?[/B]

Not much if I killed it.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[Roxie Faye]

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[color="plum"][b]Do I look like Martha Stewart or what? a.k.a. Creepy homemaker, anyone?[/b][size=1]
Photography Credit: My sister. (Whom I didn't think would take the picture) >_>
Gimping: ...slight sepia layer and lightening
Special Thanks: Luminaire. Just thanks. ^_^[/size][/center]

Explanation on the picture: Not that I ever want to be a chef (NEVER! Nightmares about being a chef, brought on by life-scarring fanfiction! *_*), but I would love to improve my baking skills. I can barely make things come out okay, and that's when I'm actually following the recipe. =P [b]Roxie Faye: [/b][i]She can bake, and she can bake while wearing a frilly pink apron completely sewn herself![/i] (Yes, I did sew the whole apron.)

And for the record, I also admire Martha Stewart a lot. I think she's ingenious to be able to turn the profession of homemaking into an entire multi-million-dollar-making company. [size=1][b]Side trivia:[/b] Ms. Stewart grew up in the same town as my first home: Nutley, New Jersey.[/size]


[b]Do you have a job? If so, where and what do you do? If not, where would you want to work?(Feel free to answer both questions in the bold if you'd like).[/b]

Yes, I have a job. I work as a receptionist in a doctor's office. A podiatrist (all those feeties, although thankfully I don't have to see any of them. =P) I'm usually filing away [i]something[/i]. Filing is like my life at that job. *_* I like my job, and I like my co-workers a lot. And they seem to think I'm the best thing since sliced bread (not kidding), so it all works out.

The job I hope to have one day is working as an environmental scientist of some type, or working with environmental law, perhaps for the EPA. I'm a "tree hugger" at heart - I've always loved the environment, and I want to do something to improve the world we live in.

[b]If you were an assistant of Donald Trump, what would your job be? (If you don't know who Donald Trump is, look him up. I guarantee he's at least on Wikipedia).[/b]

Wouldn't it be assistant? I could have sworn assistant meant just... assistant. :therock: But since I'm just that great, I'd be his [i]executive[/i] assistant. :p

[b]How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?[/b]

Since groundhogs are [i]totally[/i] better than woodchucks, what you [i]should[/i] be asking is: How much ground could a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?[/color]

[celestialcharm]

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The Socialite: A pretty sweet job. All you have to do is look pretty and feed the media with stories. :animeswea

[B][list][*]Do you have a job? [b]If so, where and what do you do? If not, where would you want to work?[/b] [/B]

I have no job... I'm more of a summer worker. If I work during school, I'd have a reason to fail. ;)

I would have LOVED to work as a flight attendant, but then I realised that I get motion sickness. So, I'll settle for a job with the government, even if I strongly dislike them, at least they take care of you.

[B][*]If you were an assistant of Donald Trump, what would your job be? [/B]

I would be a helper monkey. I'd be the person sent on runs for coffee, dry cleaning etc. It would be like [I]the Devil Wears Prada [/I] all over again. Except that I wouldn't be a jerk like her.

[B][*]How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?[/list][/B]
A woodchuck would chuck so much wood that the environmentalists would shoot it down for destroying their forests. [/COLOR] [/FONT]

[Mr. Maul]

[size=1][color=DimGray]My picture is coming, don't worry. I've been sick for the past few days, but I will manage to post my picture by the end of the day.

Don't count me out!




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[Japan]

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[COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=1][B]"After A Hard Day's Work"[/B]
(Yeah so it is slightly doctored in photoshop. However, I never get to use photoshop much and I just couldn't help myself)[/CENTER][/SIZE]


[SIZE=1][B]Do you have a job? [/B] Yes I do. I work at Mcdonalds as an ordinary crew person. I work pretty much everything but the grill.

[B]If you were an assistant of Donald Trump, what would your job be?[/B] I would be a entertainment for his shows in casino industry. When I am not doing that, I'd dress just as sensual and be his personal and beautiful assistant, taking notes for him as well as running errands and dealing with various clients.

[B]How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?[/B]The woodchuck would chuck so much wood that he gets so fat and explodes when he falls on the master sword that Desbreko carelessly left out in his backyard when he got preoccupied with dumb clients in his tech support job.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[Dragon Warrior]

[size=1]Woot. Sorry about the delay, folks. My internet died before I could close things. I guess those who made it late got an extra chance ;) Anyways, on we go...[/size]

[center][size=4][b]Round Three Closed.[/b][/size][/center]