Throwing Up

[Sho Ayori]

I have two diferent stories about this kind of thing, one of them was not me though.

The first one occured when I was about 7-8 years old. I was prepared for just an average school day. As usual, the class register, lessons get planned out, kids feeling okay... except for me. For some reason, in a split moment of time, my whole bodily feelings changed, and I felt bad all over, especially in my stomach. Before I knew it, I had puked up all over our round table, much to the surprise of the teachers and students. I promptly ran to the sink across the room, but managed to throw up again before I reached it. After phoning my mom to come pick me up, I puked up another 2 times.
After getting picked up, we started to walk home, since I only lived down the street, but on the way back I ended up bringing up my own vomit about 4 more times. By the end of the day, I swear I must have lost about 10 pounds or something. My mouth was so sore. Oddly enough, since that day, I've never thrown up since.

The other story occured about 2 years ago when I was hanging around with a friend of mine. He was sitting on the sofa while I was sittingon the opposite side of the room. Like me, he felt completely fine... when all of a sudden he threw up over the sofa. This shocked me, so I quickly sent him to the bathroom and got to cleaning it up. Unfortunately, the bathroom was worse for ware after he'd finished in there. Much to the dismay of my Grandmother who was around. After he explained what had happened, my grandmother, being the odd little lady she is, promptyly stated: "Oh, I just cleaned that bathroom!" Shows she cares...