DeadSeraphim Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 [COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial]I... I think I killed a dude. I was driving to the pub, and it was dark, and I heard this huge bump and a scream and... ****, I just ran off. But, you know, I have more guts than that so I came back... it was gruesome. He was all over the road, I swear I didn't know the human body had so much blood in it. I called 000 and fled the scene, but... I don't know man. I'm not sure if I should fess up or not. Here driving on L Plates and causing a fatality is considered murder, and I'm not sure if doing the noble thing is all that noble when no one saw me, and my life is before me. Sure, I'd have to live with the guilt, but that's easier than the prison time. I did tell Mum though, in confidence, and she promised me she wouldn't say anything, and told me "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!" I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo holmes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there - to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 [SIZE=1]So you are the one who killed my retard neighbour Bilo after he escaped from his cage. Sir, you are a hero of Kazakhstan, and we will reward you with the pubis of might red haired American propagandist Conan O'Brien. [spoiler]Borat is just too funny.[/spoiler][/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomurah! Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 [COLOR=Magenta][B]This is muh man, DeadSeraphim He's got Bilo's blood stuck up in his rims He can't get blamed for riding his Jetbike But Bilo can get blamed for taking a midnight hike So what, my butt Who cares who died Nobody in Kazahkstan cares enough to cry Now if you do get caught, Run and change your name to Birhony Say you hate salami, but you love the belogni If ya need a ninja then, I'll be there in a flash try and bribe the cops with a gi-hugic load of cash I hope you dont have to go to jail, to sleep on a prison cot You just say "I didn't kill a man.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................NOT!" [SPOILER]More Borat jokes xD mixed in with Star Wars and randomness[/SPOILER] But dood, I'm gullable, so did you actually kill a guy, cuz then, I could actually be of a littlle help.[/B][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdsy Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 [color=deeppink]I think the only solution is to keep killing until there's no one left to stop you.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomurah! Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 [COLOR=Lime][B]Even Ol' Miss Peterson. You know she knows something is up. I say we can help you come up with ways to kill everybody...muahahaha...muah..MUAHAHAHAA...We shall make a horror movie series like Friday the 13th...only sept...it shall be... The Crazy OtakuBoard Member xD.[/B][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farto the Magic Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 [quote name='Nerdsy][color=deeppink']I think the only solution is to keep killing until there's no one left to stop you.[/color][/quote] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]I concur. The best way to cover up a murder, is to make several, to throw them off your trail...even if you did them. Just make them random people, so they can'ttie them to you. And destroy the weapon afterwards.[/COLOR][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathKnight Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 [color=crimson]Hey guys I'm just here to tell you Dead killed me and not to suspect him, alright? Later.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomurah! Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 [COLOR=Cyan][B]Dead, I've decided that the only way out...is a risky...and painful one...but..... I'm gonna say I did it. Thank me later. Always wanted to see what Prison was like. You guys can bust me out in about a week, okay guys? xD[/B][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadSeraphim Posted April 5, 2007 Author Share Posted April 5, 2007 [size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]It'll be hard work convincing them you did it when you're not even Australian, but hey, someone's gotta pay for DeathKnight's death, and it sure as hell isn't going to be me.[/font][/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farto the Magic Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]The thing to remember is that, when they ask if you did it, say no. They're trying to get you in trouble. Just remember that for the future. Or blame it on a gorilla that escaped from the zoo...or a clown from outer space.[/COLOR][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadSeraphim Posted April 5, 2007 Author Share Posted April 5, 2007 [quote name='Farto the Magic][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]The thing to remember is that, when they ask if you did it, say no. They're trying to get you in trouble. Just remember that for the future. Or blame it on a gorilla that escaped from the zoo...or a clown from outer space.[/COLOR'][/FONT][/quote] [size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Dude, I could never rat out Space Clown. How dare you even suggest it.[/font][/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomurah! Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 [COLOR=Cyan][b]We can blame it on Chewbacca.[/b][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maully Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 [COLOR=SeaGreen]I want you to think about this real hard, which is worse, prison or Bel Aire? You've been sent to a different kind of prison, one with sunshine and beaches and bikinis.... Oh, wait. Nevermind. *mourns DeathKnight* Just take the car to the carwash and ask everyone you see to help you wash it in a very frantic manner, tell them it was just a dog. I bet strange things will happen. Blame Shinmaru[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space-chan Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 [COLOR=DarkRed]dude, when they ask you,just point the finger to the car and say:"It's not me,it's the car 'who' killed him" ...They'll probably 'arrest' the car and you're saved.Why not just tell the truth?There's no harm innit.[/COLOR][SIZE=4][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raiyuu Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Sorry, we've just had an email from the Australian police telling us to place a lockdown on incriminating forum posts. Who am I to argue with the long arm of the law? [b]Thread locked.[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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