TheShinje Posted June 2, 2007 Author Share Posted June 2, 2007 Hawright! That's as close to being a consecutive winner as you can get! [URL=http://img519.imageshack.us/my.php?image=school1el5.jpg][IMG]http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/7900/school1el5.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertphoenix Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 [QUOTE=Jeremiah] [URL=http://img519.imageshack.us/my.php?image=school1el5.jpg][IMG]http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/7900/school1el5.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE] Even though he is currently in intensive care after being mauled by alligators, the parachuter was able to laugh at what happened to his plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skye Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 [size=1][color=gray]Recorded conversation, after the accident, between pilot-to-be and his mother. Pilot: [b]I didn't mean to...[/b] Mother: [b]That's why they didn't say 'bring your own plane.'[/b][/size][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2010DigitalBoy Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 [COLOR=DarkRed][B]Onlooker A[/B]: Oh my god! That plane just crashed into that tree! [B]Onlooker B[/B]: Yes, but the irony of the situation is hilarious. I think i'll take a picture and put it on the internet. [B]Pilot[/B]: *has a branch impaled through his chest* I don't think... I've got the hang of it... quite yet... *dies*[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberinkula Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 [COLOR=DarkRed]Pilot: Ummm, I just spilled hot coffee all over my lap. In a ditch effort to miss that rock back there, I sort of landed in this tree by accident.... don't worry we'll be okay. Hooker: There I'm finished, now pay up.[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Justjohnny Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 [COLOR=Gray]American Aviation - teaching drunk pilots to fly ****** planes into big-*** trees since 1963! OR "My god! There's a plane growing out of that tree!"[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikillion Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 [COLOR=#5d0b08][SIZE=1][FONT=Trebuchet MS]" The Student crashed because of forgetting the #1 rule when flying a plane. Always check for Motherf*ing snakes on your Motherf*ing plane"[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 [SIZE=1]Aftermath: "[I]Please note all trainee pilots are requested to [b]drive[/b] to training...[/I]"[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakoni Stark Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 [SIZE=1] After spilling his coffee on his lap, he's now seeking $100,000 in compensitory damages caused by Ronald McDonald [his parent company, McDonalds] and his coffee attack force for injuires to himself and his plane... [B]Pilot:[/B] well, how was I suppost to know that the coffee caused first degree burns to my crotch area? [B]Friend:[/B] hmmm...let's see...what's the first rule of the...err... airway? [B]Pilot:[/B] to stay focused...on the ro--sky?[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShinje Posted June 4, 2007 Author Share Posted June 4, 2007 [QUOTE=Gavin][SIZE=1]Aftermath: "[I]Please note all trainee pilots are requested to [b]drive[/b] to training...[/I]"[/SIZE][/QUOTE] Okay, [b]Gavin[/b] gets this round with a superb reference to "idiot proof" warnings. Honourable mention to Johnny for his plane growing from a tree one. Take it away Gavvy. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2010DigitalBoy Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Johnny honestly deserved that. for your travesty you get this. [url]http://s17.photobucket.com/albums/b90/BamaZ28/?action=view¤t=7de4bc9a.jpg[/url] That's how we terrorists do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShinje Posted June 5, 2007 Author Share Posted June 5, 2007 Nope. Gavin's the winner. When you've won one and you're juding the winner, you can pick whoever you like, savvy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2010DigitalBoy Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 [quote name='Jeremiah']Nope. Gavin's the winner. When you've won one and you're juding the winner, you can pick whoever you like, savvy?[/quote] [CENTER] :mad: You donkey! Get out of my kitchen! [IMG]http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f344/MICuteorWt/hells-kitchen-050615.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allamorph Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 [QUOTE=Nonentity]Johnny honestly deserved that. for your travesty you get this. That's how we terrorists do.[/QUOTE][quote name='Nonentity][COLOR=DarkOrange']Anywho, I didn't think R2vq's captions were funny at all >_< Allamorph's trophy hath been pilfered[/COLOR][/quote] [FONT=Arial]Well, I am pleased that you've felt strongly enough about personal bias to speak out on such occasions, but I don't believe that your concern applies in this case, since the judge always changes. Personally, I preferred [spoiler]Ikillion's[/spoiler], but I wasn't the judge. I don't think [COLOR=DarkRed]Johnny Justjohhny[/COLOR] has any problems with the decision. When you win a round, the kitchen's yours, and you can kick out who you like. (I always worry about ending up head chef, because I have difficulty serving up good pictures.)[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 [SIZE=1]Thanks for the vote. Given recent events this seems to be a fair candidate. [IMG]http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/duhlivery.jpg[/IMG] [/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Justjohnny Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 [COLOR=Gray]A Crazy Cat Lady's version of "Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Drunk." [/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadHat Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 [QUOTE=Gavin][SIZE=1]Thanks for the vote. Given recent events this seems to be a fair candidate. [IMG]http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/duhlivery.jpg[/IMG] [/SIZE][/QUOTE] [color=crimson]&$%^ing mouse, i'll show him! LOL[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shy Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 [size=1]Naps drives to the border to escape persecution from his fellow members. -Shy[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2010DigitalBoy Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 "Meow...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShinje Posted June 5, 2007 Author Share Posted June 5, 2007 At Charles' school for cats with cAttitude, not only do the cats learn to drive, they learn to drive [i] with style.[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farto the Magic Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Mr.Cuddles, international man of mystery... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerxes Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 [COLOR=Purple]"Just 'cause I'm a cat doesn't mean that I don't know how to drive in st- Hey you! Yeah. That's right, I'm talking it you! You just ****ing cut me off! * says under breathe* Damn mice and their love of speed..."[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horendithas Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 [CENTER][IMG]http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/duhlivery.jpg[/IMG] [color=indigo][SIZE=1]Cat talking to the tourist it just ran over:[/SIZE] What part of "[B]Get The Hell Out Of My Way![/B]" did you not understand?[/COLOR][/CENTER] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funny Girl Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 [COLOR=Magenta]"Hey Johnny! Move out of the way! I'm driving this baby!" Takes the wheel. "Mr. Snickers? Why are you driving?" "Shut up Johnny! I'm driving! The passenger must be quiet while the driver is driving! Got it?!" Johnny nods as they run over a person. "Stupid humans. They never listen to what's behind them."[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellerby Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 [COLOR=DimGray][FONT=Tahoma][b][size=3]Only Humans can be Humans.[/b] Men will do almost anything for the great taste of HISkas People food. [/size] A shot at the "Only Cats can be Cats" commercials where guys are doing cat-like things by Whiskas.[/FONT][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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