School Exits

[Akuya Astarios]

Post your best school exits here. (The best way of leaving school on the last day)

I'll start.

Being stuffed in a trashcan, having a pencil shoved through your foot, and leaving the school with in an ambulance with all your friends waving at you through the back window.


(They do not need to be exits you have yourself executed, you can come up with some of your own. The above is one that actually happened to me. Don't be afraid to PM me if you want the dirty details.)

[2010DigitalBoy]

Sounds like you were just looking for an excuse to vent. That's fine, though. When I leave for the summer next week, I think I'm going to go home, get on the computer, open 2 pages - one of youtube and one of OB and do what I do when I come home every day.

[Funny Girl]

[COLOR=Magenta]My sis stepped on a piece of sharp broken glass at a skate park, and her foot was bleeding and bleeding all over the place. It had looked like someone died and we decided to make a crime scene out of it.

Since I'm out of school, I'll hang out at home, watch T.V., Volleyball camp, and many more of the lovely summer fun. ^^[/COLOR]

[Xerxes]

[COLOR=Purple]Lol. I remember that one sis. Yeah, I was walking around barefoot at a skatepark and then stepped on a piece of sharp broken glass. I didn't feel it and it didn't hurt. All my friends were all grossed out and freaking out. I was fine and they didn't understand my expression. My foot was bleeding an *** load because it was a pretty deep cut. I can't even walk on it cause it's so swollen. So I left school with a bang and an injured foot. I'm doing fine now but I still can't walk on it which makes me feel useless.

I plan on spending my summer [when my foot is healed] going to waterparks, maybe volleyball camp [if my foot isn't too bad], staying home, and anything I damn wanna do in the frickin' summer break.[/COLOR]

[EverZero]

[COLOR=RoyalBlue]I was walking through the hallways when I was talking to my friends and not paying attention. I didn't notice the fire extinguisher that was hanging on the wall. So I bumped my head on the metal pipe and I fell to the floor. A few seconds later the fire extinguisher toppled over and fell on me a second time. I went to my English teacher and said hi as if nothing happened. Then I found out my head was bleeding. Everyone was grossed out. I went home with a bruised and bloody forehead.

Sigh, that was in 7th grade. Good memories....[/COLOR]

[Claire]

[FONT=Arial]The weirdest school exit for me happened this year. The whole day was weird, actually, but at least nothing painful occurred.

My school has a really crappy way of dismissing students. First they call all the car riders, drivers, and walkers to go directly to the main hallway and out the front door and to their destinations. About thirty minutes later they dismissed the busriders by HALLWAY. Once you were able to leave your classroom you had no choice but to get off school grounds.

"Until you are off school grounds, you are on school grounds." Said my principal. Lolz.

Anyway, I was spared from this mess because I was helping my awesome english teacher clean her classroom. I did have to leave once to take something to my friend, and it required a pass from the office. Once my friend and I finished cleaning, the teacher had to escort us out of the hallway.

My school probably has some kind of teacher cult going on.[/FONT]

[Fyxe]

[size=1]I've never actually had something happen. On the first and last day of school, however, I am getting known for dressing up in extreme outfits.

This year for my last day of school, I was dominatrix Robin. :cool: [/size]

[Japan]

[COLOR=DarkRed]I puked once in class.

This is not entirely an exit, but an exit to my day. I went on a school field trip once in my junior year of high school. We went fly fishing at this one creek that is at the bottom of the hill. I ended up being forced to ride with about four other males. I was like, whatever fine. Then at the creek, no one caught a fish. The boys that I rode with either jumped into the smelly creek on purpose or fell in. My fly got caught in the reeds and guess what...I fell in. If you believe that it couldn't get any worse....it did. On the way back up the hill, our driver's clutch died. Not only was I smelly, but I had four guys who I didn't know very well, smelling just as bad or worse. We were stuck at the bottom of the hill and a dying cell phone. With the dying cell phone, we managed to get a ride with someone's mom to the school. It was about 3:30 pm when we arrived. I missed the bus. I had to walk into the school office to call my mom, getting weird looks from everyone because I was drenched in smelly creek water. At about 4 pm, my mother came to pick me up. Because of all of that crap, I missed Japanese club. To this day I hate that class and to this day I hate that retarded teacher.[/COLOR]

[TheShinje]

I got out of school once by virtue of accidentally spiking my wrist with a chisel in shop class. The funniest part about the whole ordeal was the councillors and concerned school teachers checking up on my mental state, thinking I had done this on purpose.

It took 3 stitches in all to stop that baby bleeding. Hurr hurr. -_-