How Strong Is Your Hadouken?

[DeadSeraphim]

[COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial]As we all should know (and if you don't, find a well and drown yourself - no buts, just do it), a hadouken is basically a fireball shot from the palms from Street Fighter. They're pretty hardcore, with Ryu and Akuma having the best, but I'm almost positive that there's plenty of us out there who're stronger. Sure, Akuma destroyed an island with a punch one time, but can he hadouken a bus? No, I didn't think so.

Personally, my hadouken is almost a godmod. For example, remember Earth's second moon? [i]Exactly[/i]. I also hadoukened Atlantis at one point (it was an accident, really, my sneeze sounds earily like 'hadouken' and my hands happened to be in the right position), but luckily for them it was a bit weaker than the moon blast and their advanced technology has kept them alive in secrecy for centuries. It's safe at this point to assume I'm a time traveller (hey digitalboy, you should show more respect to your grandfather!).

For more everday uses I've used my hadouken to flash cook roasts, small beams to open letters, hell, just the other day I patched up a tire by melting the rubber around the hole with a small hadouken. It wasn't a permanent solution, but it got me to the next petrol station. Clearly the hadouken isn't just an offensive technique.

So I ask you, how strong is [i]your[/i] hadouken, and how do you use it?[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[desertphoenix]

[COLOR=DarkRed]Your power is pretty impressive. Mine is not that good. Can you give me some advice what I'm doing wrong? [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlZIe6CMT_k]My progress[/URL] [/COLOR]

[2010DigitalBoy]

[quote name='DeadSeraphim][COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial](hey digitalboy, you should show more respect to your grandfather!).[/FONT][/SIZE'][/COLOR][/quote]

[COLOR=DarkOrange]You gave my brother 20 dollars and took him to the zoo while I was at school. I [i]hate you![/i]

Anywho, my hadoken sunk the titanic. I don't know what dumbass got it confused with an iceburg, but I don't mind. Once I'd seen the crapfest that was the Hollywood production, I wanted to distance myself from association as much as possible[/COLOR].

[DeathKnight]

[color=crimson]Hiroshima and Nagasaki were very pristine vacation spots until I arrived. It's all in the wrists. You gotta do that little 'twek' motion or else it just doesn't have that combination of spunk and energy that is so vital to wide spread destruction.

Usually, with my work, I don't get to use it that much. On the weekends I head out into the hill country and just unwind on some of the hills.

I'm looking to try to integrate it into my sub sandwich making profession.. perhaps toasted subs?[/color]

[DeadSeraphim]

[quote name='desertphoenix][COLOR=DarkRed]Your power is pretty impressive. Mine is not that good. Can you give me some advice what I'm doing wrong? [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlZIe6CMT_k]My progress[/URL'] [/COLOR][/quote]
[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Smoke more, drink more, **** indiscriminately, kill ants, eat fatty food and then, and only then...

will you be partway to my power.[/font][/color][/size]

[Wet Cement]

[COLOR=DarkOrange]Hadouken? Um, right, what is this, feudal Japan? The hadouken's gone the way of the SHORYUKEN!!!!!! and the, er, hurricane-uppercut thing that Joe did, ya know, the one that was rigged... Outdated, bud. Time to move on.

All the [i]cool[/i] people are doing the gadouken right now. Dan just didn't know how to use it; in the right hands, the gadouken's at least half as powerful as the hadouken (smaller=better) and you only need one hand to use it. Which leaves your other hand free to, like, make a sandwhich or get a girl pregnant or [i]whatever[/i].

I once used the gadouken to break the surface tension of the Black Sea, while at the same time using my free hand to take a poloroid of the aftermath. That's not even getting [i]into[/i] that time I used it to mess with Sagat's garden... classic!

But, oh, keep your 'hackdoken' if that's what you want... If ya don't wanna be cool, go ahead...[/COLOR]

[DeadSeraphim]

[QUOTE=Wet Cement][COLOR=DarkOrange]Hadouken? Um, right, what is this, feudal Japan? The hadouken's gone the way of the SHORYUKEN!!!!!! and the, er, hurricane-uppercut thing that Joe did, ya know, the one that was rigged... Outdated, bud. Time to move on.

All the [i]cool[/i] people are doing the gadouken right now. Dan just didn't know how to use it; in the right hands, the gadouken's at least half as powerful as the hadouken (smaller=better) and you only need one hand to use it. Which leaves your other hand free to, like, make a sandwhich or get a girl pregnant or [i]whatever[/i].

I once used the gadouken to break the surface tension of the Black Sea, while at the same time using my free hand to take a poloroid of the aftermath. That's not even getting [i]into[/i] that time I used it to mess with Sagat's garden... classic!

But, oh, keep your 'hackdoken' if that's what you want... If ya don't wanna be cool, go ahead...[/COLOR][/QUOTE]
[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]not even Frank Zappa can save you from this. *hadoukens both your hands off* TYPE WITH YOUR TONGUE I DARE YOU.[/font][/color][/size]

[Nerdsy]

[QUOTE=DeadSeraphim][COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial]
(hey digitalboy, you should show more respect to your grandfather!).[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[color=deeppink]So you're to blame![/color]

[Mr. Maul]

[size=1][color=DimGray]Remember the time the universe was "big banged" into existence?




Yeah, that was me.




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[DeadSeraphim]

[quote name='nerdsy']So you're to blame![/quote]
[size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]It was a night of passion after a night of excessive alcohol consumption. I fled the scene but... well, some things have consequences. [i]I'm very sorry.[/i] :(

(also: Mr Maul's NOT telling you that there was seven other hadouken users there, DK, myself and Batman included.[/font][/color][/size]

[Nerdsy]

[quote name='DeadSeraphim][size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]It was a night of passion after a night of excessive alcohol consumption. I fled the scene but... well, some things have consequences. [i]I'm very sorry.[/i] :([/font][/color'][/size][/quote]

[color=deeppink]You know what you must do to make things right.

That's right. [i]Hadoken him in the face.[/i][/color]

[Neko]

[IMG]http://www.conspiracyplanet.com/images/9-11%20%203.jpg[/IMG]

Perhaps not as powerful as yours, but more well-executed.

[Zen]

[color=darkred][size=1]

I once set a fart on fire with a sweet Hadouken... burned down Rome by mistake. Boy was Nero pissed...

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[Aberinkula]

[COLOR=Navy]Those ****ing dnosaurs pissed me off so bad! Bastards got what they deserve. hey made fun of my teeht.

Oh, and during sex, my ex-girlfriend would get set on fire, whoops...[/COLOR]

[COLOR=Navy][I]I use mine to cook food. I usually end up burning don the kitchen but, oh well![/I][/COLOR]

[desertphoenix]

[QUOTE=2007DigitalBoy][COLOR=DarkOrange]
Anywho, my hadoken sunk the titanic. I don't know what dumbass got it confused with an iceburg, but I don't mind. Once I'd seen the crapfest that was the Hollywood production, I wanted to distance myself from association as much as possible[/COLOR].[/QUOTE]
[COLOR=DarkRed]I don't know what you are talking about. I have prof that Asuka sunk the Titanic. [/COLOR][URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFFX45iAZxw]My prof[/URL]

[QUOTE=DeadSeraphim][size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Smoke more, drink more, **** indiscriminately, kill ants, eat fatty food and then, and only then...

will you be partway to my power.[/font][/color][/size][/QUOTE]
[COLOR=DarkRed]This is not my idea of training, but if it will get me up there with the other OBers, I guess I'll give it a try :animedepr [/COLOR] [spoiler]lmao[/spoiler]

[Wet Cement]

[quote name='DeadSeraphim][size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]not even Frank Zappa can save you from this. *hadoukens both your hands off* TYPE WITH YOUR TONGUE I DARE YOU.[/font][/color'][/size][/quote]
[COLOR=DarkOrange]
Dude, what your avatar does in ten seconds only takes my gadouken [b]five[/b]! [i]Suck that **** down![/i][/COLOR]

[Sasori]

Well, I can knock out a free vending machine soda (just diet drinks though). My Hadouken needs some serious work, but my Garyou Tensei is sweet. :animesmil

[Fasteriskhead]

Frankly I find this entire topic disturbing, and it's a personal issue for me. Too many people today, especially young men and women, are using their hadoukins without taking even the most basic safety precautions. Hadoukens must be strictly regulated so that they can be used without risking lives or property (if they're not banned altogether). But more important than that is providing our citizens with a basic education on how to hadouken [i]safely and productively[/i].

I'll admit, back in the day I would have laughed at someone who told me this. I would have told them that it's my life to live, and then I would have hit them with a hadouken (jab only). Back in those days I would use my hadouken for just about everything, from jumpstarting my friends' cars to doing trim work around the lawn. That all changed after an uncle of mine, whom I was very close to, was in a horrific hadouken accident which he never completely recovered from (you can see the video [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO6wQTlmNNc][U]here[/U][/URL]). After that I never quite trusted them again.

I know I'm probably not going to change any lives here. But to anyone reading this, I urge you: if you [i]must[/i] use your hadouken, please do so responsibly! Educate yourselves on the risks. There are now 1-2 week seminars on proper hadouken handling available in 36 states, and at reasonable prices. There is also an abundance of information available on the internet. Hadouken smart, and hadouken safe!

[PWNED]

You know all the cyclones that Australia gets? That's my Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku (Hurricane Kick). You should watch the end of RaW this week to see my Hadouken.

[Raiyuu]

I like to focus my hadouken into a narrow radius, allowing for precision cutting instead of widespread immolation - my hadouken is to all of yours what a laser cutter is to a Molotov Cocktail. I've used it to scratch my tag into the surface of Pluto, just to give NASA something to think about when Voyager gets there. It's also handy for slicing vegetables, making paper snowflakes and performing non-intrusive brain surgery. Remember Prick Wizard? Dude used to be JJ ... I surreptitiously lobotomised him after the whole MAMA debacle.

[Neko]

[quote name='Fasteriskhead]I know I'm probably not going to change any lives here. But to anyone reading this, I urge you: if you [i]must[/i'] use your hadouken, please do so responsibly! Educate yourselves on the risks. There are now 1-2 week seminars on proper hadouken handling available in 36 states, and at reasonable prices. There is also an abundance of information available on the internet. Hadouken smart, and hadouken safe![/quote]

Oh, well if you're looking for practical, responsible hadouken use, um...well, my dad doesn't need to worry about paying to have a sun roof installed in his ferarri? Of course, he might need to get a new [I]roof[/I] sometime...

I know I don't exactly know proper hadouken use, but I know the risks involved pretty well. Every time you Hadouken, God kills a kitten, right?

[2010DigitalBoy]

[quote name='Fasteriskhead]I know I'm probably not going to change any lives here. But to anyone reading this, I urge you: if you [i]must[/i'] use your hadouken, please do so responsibly! Educate yourselves on the risks. There are now 1-2 week seminars on proper hadouken handling available in 36 states, and at reasonable prices. There is also an abundance of information available on the internet. Hadouken smart, and hadouken safe![/quote]

[COLOR=DarkOrange]I've been to a hadouken seminar before. It was boring, so I hadoukened it. Was that a bad move?

And anyway, If grandad hadoukens me in the face, so help me god, I will come back 5000 times more annoying XD[/COLOR]

[Venge]

Meh, my hadouken varies from time to time, depending on if I'm tired or not. I once said 'Kamehameha' and blew up a 4-KIDS One Piece expo and got sued by FUNimation for copyright infringement...and I had just woke up 5 minutes before that whole incident.



Anyways, I use my hadouken for everyday use. Heating food, heating water, heating the sun. Yeah, Mr. Maul did the whole 'big bang' thing...to tell you the truth, it wasn't all that big. But he hired me to keep the sun going. Should I turn it down a bit?

Oh, and that 'Meteor' spell that that wimp Sephiroth cast? No, it wasn't magic. It was a combined hadouken of me, DB, and Neko. Square just made it seem like a meteor with some major special effects. And yes, that spaceship was useless against our awesome might. Ever wondered why Holy barely stopped 'Meteor'? It was scared of getting pwned.

[Allamorph]

[quote name='2007DigitalBoy][COLOR=DarkOrange']And anyway, If grandad hadoukens me in the face, so help me god, I will come back 5000 times more annoying XD[/COLOR][/quote]
[FONT=Arial]Jays, he's like one of those synthetic oil molecules. You hit him, and he breaks into three million tiny DBs, then recombines.

Do we really want that many of him around, even momentarily? :p

Yeah, I don't use my hadouken anymore. Death Valley was an accident, (I got mad at a small child), and I'd rather not do it again.[/FONT]

[Nerdsy]

[QUOTE=Allamorph][FONT=Arial]Jays, he's like one of those synthetic oil molecules. You hit him, and he breaks into three million tiny DBs, then recombines.

Do we really want that many of him around, even momentarily? :p

Yeah, I don't use my hadouken anymore. Death Valley was an accident, (I got mad at a small child), and I'd rather not do it again.[/FONT][/QUOTE]

[color=deeppink]So we hadoken him so completely that al his molecules are destroyed. Worked with Cell when he got hit by that hadoken rip-off.[/color]