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Koom Valley


That was where the trolls ambushed the dwarfs, or the dwarfs ambushed the trolls. It was far away. It was a long time ago. No one is sure who was victorius.... Quite frankly, few non-dwarves care.


This is somewhat revelant now in Ankh Morpork, The Watch have experienced a slight problem with the murder of a single, respected dwarf, and are now almost on the verge of the Battle of Koom Valley occuring again.... Right in front of their Watch house. In their desperation, they seek the services of a Junior Inspector Beet (As in the Vedgetable) Infidels-with-Religous-Texts to find out more on the death of this dwarf and prevent what could be a potential war (And Humourus at that). All that Beet has to do is evade would-be assassians, Homicidal Dwarves and possibly sentinent Rocks (Or Trolls as what is considered Politically Correct). All it'll take is a knife or club to end it and he isn't exactly popular.

(OOC: As you can see, I have made a little spin on Terry Pratchetts latest City Watch series book.)

------------------Character Creation----------
With this I'm getting a little help from Oxymandius Jones' Character creation thread as it is well done.

Name: You can pull anything out for the name; If your character is a Troll then their name will be Geologically inspired, A Dwarf will have some first name and then be accompanied by something like Thighbiter or Skullcrusher.

Age: 7 - 100, I would think... Although if you want you can even be Dead.

Profession: Not everyman is a beggar, Smart People actually join guilds and less smart people join the watch. Really smart people turn out like C.M.O.T Dibbler.

Backstory: What your character has done prior to the Rocks and Ankle biters fighting (Trolls and Dwarves respectivly). No one appears from nowhere.... usually.

Appearance: No one has no appearance, except for Faceless Pete and various beggars who you only wish you couldn't see. Perhaps a little writing saying what you look like or if you are incredibly fancy, perhaps a picture.

Personality: What you character is like.

Stuff: Do you own things? At least you own a pair of pants (Hopefully, Otherwise it could become a disturbing war) and if you are someone like Nobby Nobbs then you'd probably have that persons pants.

Talents: Can you read or Write? Speak Intelligble English? Know the right end of a Knife.
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OOC: A retry of an RPG that I tried a year ago, It's a comedy so no fears being overly violent or such, It'll only be overly British.