Writing I Fell in Love with a Witch! {M- L,S}

[Aberinkula]

[COLOR="Olive"]This is a story I've had for a while now, about 3 or 4 months old. I jus started to continue the story after I opened the file whilst cleaning the word program. I want o work more on characterization, rather than evil doers, plot points/twists, and the occansional violent battles I intend to write. It's a romance comedy, and I've read a bit to my friend, and she laughed a few times. if I could write sex scenes, you'd bet I'd add taht! >_< It's based on real people, and the main character Edward, is the guy I wish I was. Just read alredy![/COLOR]

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[SIZE="3"][COLOR="olive"][U][B]Chapter 1: The New Girl[/B][/U][/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER]

[COLOR="DarkOliveGreen"]My high school life was just wacky. After being dumped by the hottest girl in school and setting the lunch room on fire; I was ready for the worst year of school ever. I had only a few friends this year because most of my other friends gave up on me after almost getting them killed last year. Luckily the events I?m about to tell you about were from my graduation year, so I won?t have to worry about almost killing someone again. But hey at least I?m not a total loser, am I right?

If your wondering my name is Edward and I?m one of the smartest kids in school. Even though I am the bad luck machine, I get rewarded through my good efforts. I?m in the honor society and I?m the schools spokesmen. Believe it or not, I?m actually a rocker by heart. I want to start a band soon with my friends but the thing is they wouldn?t trust me with their equipment even if I was their manager.

If your wondering, my friends are the outcast?s of the school. No one likes the music we listen to because of that rap shit. Don?t get me wrong, I don?t hate people who listen to it, but I just want to blow when I hear it on people?s Ipod.

Anyways this year in particular was the most interesting, not because I was on my way to graduating, but because I fell in love. Love doesn?t seem weird at first unless you fall in love with the new girl, well this one anyways.

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The first day back at school. It was very fun, my friends came up to me and started talking about their vacation, I didn?t though. MY friend Tom put his arm around me, he isn?t ?that way? but he has always been my best friend for the past two years. He looked over at another one of my friends, Jamie, who him and I have a crush on. Her long black hair seemed to shine all the time. Bu it was just a crush that I got over during the summer.

I looked around the lobby to see if anyone else had changed, some did, others didn?t. But I did notice a new person who I had never see before. It was a tall girl with light red hair and a very great sense of style. She was sitting down next to one of the other girls who was talking to her. I looked at her as she looked at me. I jerked my head back and hit my nose on Thomas? head.

[B]?What the hell was that for?!?[/B] he yelled. He rubbed his cheek and sighed.[B] ?What were you doing dude??[/B] he asked me. I was trying to look at the new girl without notice, but Thomas noticed. [B]?Oh, I see! Looking at the new girl, eh??[/B]

[B]?Uh? no I?m just looking at the wall!?[/B] I Blushed a bit. I had my hands in my pockets and I tried to separate them to find my lunch money. Thomas looked at my pants bulge. It was my hand, but Thomas didn?t realize that. Thomas liked to talk out loud, so secrets never stayed secret with him.

[B]?Oh my god! Hey guys, Ed got a boner looking at the new girl!? [/B]Thomas laughed, he meant only for the others to hear him? but the whole lobby did. The new girl just backed away hoping not to be seen. My eye twitched and I felt like I was going to die.

[B]?Thomas? I was looking for my money? I don?t have a boner!?[/B] I yelled. Ugh, I never lived that down. In fact it made me the laughing stock of the whole school for a month. But as that month went by I began to notice the new girl, Maloney, she was staring at me quite often. Probably pissed. Well after being called Boner Boy for a month; things went on.

Well the Monday after the first month was actually a good day. I wore m lucky white shirt that day and I won $12 from a school contest. My jeans were frayed at the bottom and I shaved off the last few hairs that I had forgotten about the day before. My face felt rugged and I was prepared to look my best. Thomas wore his usual shorts and muscle shirt; so he looked like a thug. And my friend Jamie -the one Thomas has a crush on- started to wear tight clothes. She died her hair blonde for a while and it looked great.

As for Maloney, she wore what she did the first day I saw her. Leather pants and a red T-shirt. I noticed that she was wearing a pink bra too. I know, I sound perverted but the thing was? I was starting to like her. We would catch glimpses of each other in the halls. She smiled at me and I smiled back. The thing was that she had become really popular. I was a few years back. And after coming out of the musical closet, people stopped being my friends. That?s how much rap influences our school.

[B]?So Ed, are you going to ask out Maloney out??[/B] Thomas asked me sarcastically.

?She?s way to popular for me, and besides she?s not my type!? Of coarse I was lying. She WAS my type for sure. Well from what I hear anyway. I really wanted to ask her out but I never had the nerve. Jamie was behind me though, she thought I could do it and I know deep inside I can too.

?Then who is your type, the strong and masculine type?? Thomas obviously threw some sort of gay comment at me, and I didn?t work. I knew what to say.

[B]?Oh, you mean like your mom? She looks like my type then.?[/B] Thomas stopped laughing and he walked away, he was mad of coarse. Well as I was getting my books from my locker I noticed she was walking towards me. I went into panic mode. I started shaking and blushing uncontrollably, I felt my pants knot up. I looked at her and she was standing right next to me. She smiled.

[B]?Hey, your Edward, right?" [/B]She asked me calmly. Her body looked great and she sounded like a goddess. I was about to melt right in front of her.

[B]?Ummm, yes I?m Edward? or just Ed.?[/B] I smiled back at her. I noticed her blue eyes, they felt calm. I could also feel her body heat, she was nervous. Suddenly it felt calm. Hey if she?s nervous and I?m nervous then we really aren?t that different. ?Why is there something you need?? I asked her politely.

[B]?Would you like to come over to my house tonight and maybe hang out. Don?t worry about my parents they?re gone for the week.?[/B] She smiled again and walked away. I smiled too. Thomas was listening of coarse, I saw his mouth wide open.

[B]?Dude, no parents! She wants to get you in her sack! If you lose your virginity I will give you five dollars!?[/B] I looked at him and walked over he was still laughing. I picked him up by his shirt and got in his face. He stopped laughing, he swallowed and he started shaking.

[B]?Look here Thomas. I?m sick of you always laughing at me when girls talk to me. I really love this girl and I want you to shut up, got it?!?[/B] I dropped him right there.

He frowned. [B]?I was just kidding.?[/B] he said sadly. I shook my head.

[B]?Well, I?ll be over for a while before I go to her house. Bye?[/B] I said that as I left the building. School was over for the week, and I had a girl to meet.[/COLOR]

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Funny as is everything you write Prem, you've read some of this to me before but it's funny all the same!

[Aberinkula]

[COLOR="Green"]Easily amused as always. Bread could make you laugh to the brink of death.[/COLOR]

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[COLOR="Olive"]I sat at my house thinking. My parents were at work so I could do anything. I was upstairs reading my father?s magazines for advice. You never know what could happen. After reading for about thirty minutes I left for Thomas? house. I walked the town with a smile on my face. I saw a few couples that looked like they were doing good. If only I was like them.

When I got to Thomas? house it looked like his parents were gone to work too. I saw him on the sofa, he was watching TV, and a crappy show I might add. He looked a me and ran over. [B]?Hey Ed, we need to talk about something.?[/B] Thomas sat me on the couch, he put his hands in his pocket and took out a condom. I awkwardly looked at him in the eyes.

[B]?Are?you?serious?? [/B]I asked. We had learned about safe sex a few years ago, I just took it from him and threw it in the garbage. [B]?Dude, I don?t need it, I have no nasty intentions.? [/B]Thomas dropped the remote by accident . As he bent down to pick it up I took he condom out of the garbage and put it into my pocket. Thomas got out of his chair and walked me into the kitchen. He had a bowl of cereal on the table, he sat down and ate the rest of it.

[B]?So Thomas, do you plan on asking Jamie out??[/B] I wanted a answer but I just got a nod.

[B]?Yeah ummm cool.? [/B]he said, I knew he was trying not to say anything. I looked at the clock and it was five thirty, I was supposed to be at Maloney?s house in ten minutes.

[B]?Well I got to go!? [/B]I said excitedly, Thomas just waved me out of the door. The sky was still blue so it looked like there wasn?t going to be rain over my parade. Well, that?s what I thought until I got to Maloney?s house.

Her front door was made from oak by the looks of it, and the outside walls were a light brownish color. The house was really nice, plus the flowers gave it a nice touch. I walked inside to see Maloney talking to some fish inside a bowl she also had a few cats around the living room; the animal loving girl I guess. I had a few cats of m own, but they always attacked me when I came into the house. After she fed her fish she walked over to me. We had only talked for like one minute at school today, and it was an awkward minute for sure. But now I was alone with her, and I had to be smooth. No shaking or anything that could shake her off of me.

[B]?So, why did you ask me over, Maloney?? [/B]I asked her, she was looking rather exquisite I might add. She had changed into a beautiful blue skirt and a very nice black T-shirt. Her eyes looked even better up close.

[B]?Well some of the girls at school told me that you?re a very nice guy. You dress nice, you do look nice? but are you nice??[/B]

She plastered a very easy question for me, at east I thought it would be easy. [B]?Well, that depends. Are you a good girl?? [/B]I asked the worst possible question! A pick up line after just meeting her, ugh, I was in for a hurting. Or so I thought.

[B]?Well, the girls were right, you are charming. It wasn?t the most honorable thing to say, but it sure had charisma!? She walked closer to me and grabbed my hand. ?Come on, I want to show the kitchen!? [/B]She swept me away, out of the room we went and into the kitchen. it was remarkable! Herbs and food everywhere. Plus the tale had a very nice center piece. A pot of flowers gave of a sweet scent. Hey, a guy can like flowers too.

[B]?So whadya thing, nice house or what? Cost me- ur? us a lot of money! Luckily where we last lived, we were able to work for a very large amount of money. In fact we bought a ten thousand dollar vase, the same vase that the flowers are in. And there?s also some food on the table!?[/B] She said as she ran over and sat down to took a bite.

She seemed awfully ditzy, but it was very cute and kind of a turn on for me. Now I?m the kind of guy that finds girl like her a turn-on, I mean I?m not the only one so it isn?t weird. Well, I sat down at the table to see a very god looking chicken with mashed potatoes. She really outdid herself. Especially In terms of flavor. The chicken practically melted in my mouth. I don?t know how she did it, but it was really good, almost like magic.

[B]?Oh my, where did you learn to cook like this?? [/B]I asked her she smiled at me again. She loved to smile at me for some reason. I wonder if she had a crush on me? I was waiting for an answer, but she was just starring blankly at the food. It took a few seconds before she snapped out of it.

[B]?Oh, my mom taught me. She?s really great at cooking!? [/B]she smiled and closed her eyes.

There was a glass of soda next to me. If this girl loves soda as much as I do, we would make a sweet couple. I took a sip, and by my surprise it was MT Dew. Most of the girls I?ve met drink that Sierra Mist crap. After a few minutes, my legs felt tight again. This time it wasn?t love, it was the urge of nature. [B]?Umm, where?s your bathroom?!?[/B] I asked shaking in my chair.

[B]?It?s upstairs, you can miss it!? [/B]

[B]?Thank you!?[/B] I yelled. I charged out of the kitchen. As soon as I passed the fish tank I heard a voice. It was not Maloney.

[B]?If you ever touch our daughter, I?ll hurt you!? [/B]said a male voice. I looked back to see no one there. Then I looked to see the fish staring at me.

[B]?Wha? what?? [/B]I asked frantically.

[B]?You heard me!? [/B]one of the fish yelled. Okay, a talking fish could be normal? Or not. I just nodded, suddenly, I lost the urge of nature, and I booted straight for the kitchen. A fricken fish just talked to me! What else was I supposed to do? Just say ?okay? then go and take a piss? NO!

[B]?Maloney, your fish just talked to me, what the hell is going on!? [/B]I yelled. I felt so uneasy, and scared. This girl had one freaky home. I?m surprised one of the cat?s didn?t yell at me too.

[B]?Umm, when I said my parents were gone, I lied.? [/B]Maloney answered. She scratched her head. ?Well, those fish are my parents.?

[B]?ha, Maloney, you?re a funny girl. No really.?[/B] I honestly thought she was kidding. But she wasn?t. I could tell by the look on her face, she looked so serious. ?You?re not joking are you??

[B]?No, I turned them into fish, using? ma? ma? magic!?[/B] she screamed and fell to her knees. ?that?s why I moved here. I got kicked out of the last town for turning the mayor into a pickle!?

I seriously felt like giggling. [B]?You can use magic? You?re kidding right??[/B]

[B]?No.? [/B]She said sobbing. [B]?I?m dead serious. The food, it?s all fake. The chicken used to be a dead rat. And the mashed potatoes; you don?t even want to know!? [/B]she put her hands on her head. Suddenly I turned around and spit the rest of the food out of my teeth.

[B]?it?s okay, even if you are a witch, I?ll still lov? like you for who you are. doesn?t matter!?[/B]

[B]?Does that mean? you?ll go out with me, even if I?m a witch?? [/B]She asked me. She looked so cute in the light, and I felt so?. Well, better not say. But for that moment I realized, she was the one. She just had that aura around her. I smiled and I approached her.

[B]?Yes, I?ll go out with you. It?s not your fish parents, or your old pickle powers I need to worry about. The only thing that matters is who you are.? [/B]I said sincerely. Sat down next to her and gave her a hug. She was warm too.

[B]?Oh, and if you break up with me, or tell anyone I?m a witch, the gods will kill you.?[/B]

[B]?Oh, the only? huh??[/B] I asked.

[B]?If you tell anybody about my powers, or if you break up with me, the gods will kill you. I should have mentioned this earlier!?[/B]

[B]?It?s no problem!?[/B] Yeah, no problem. I was in deep, there was a problem. But all that mattered was her. For that moment, all seemed so small. Heh, that?s what I get for falling in love with a witch.[/COLOR]