Ikillion Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 [SIZE="1"][FONT="Trebuchet MS"][quote name='Metalcore501'][COLOR="DarkOrchid"] what do you think of self pleasure or mastrubation?[/COLOR][/QUOTE] Its cool, but sex is better. I can't stop laughing at this thread, its unfortunate that it happened to you but this thread is made of win.[/FONT][/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachmaninoff Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 [quote name='Ikillion'][SIZE="1"][FONT="Trebuchet MS"] Its cool, but sex is better.[/FONT][/SIZE][/QUOTE]So true. lol [quote name='Ikillion'][SIZE="1"][FONT="Trebuchet MS"]I can't stop laughing at this thread, its unfortunate that it happened to you but this thread is made of win.[/FONT][/SIZE][/QUOTE]Same here, especially since 2007DigitalBoy sailed in so enthusiastically with his response to this thread. XP A word of advice, though others have already said it Metalcore501, be more careful next time. lol And seriously dude, your parents aren't likely to be accepting of it so long as they see you as a kid. And even as an adult, some never will. Remember, your parents are married and for many, that more than justifies any sex toys or other things they use. Especially since they are adults. I'd lay off the arguing with your Mom or telling her that she is going to hell, all that will do is reinforce her opinion of your immaturity. Save it for when you are older as a point of conversation as to why they don't consider using sex toys as a sin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheResplendent Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 [FONT="Tahoma"]Time for me to do my first official "silly picture" post. [img]http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b191/Bklynstyles/puppywoman-1.jpg[/img] Tis true. Give puppies life. Anyway, Ikillion pretty much has the right idea. Sex is great. Nuttin wrong with masturbation either. Unless of course your a follower of strict religious delirium. [/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwind Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 As far as sex versus masturbation I'm pretty sure I don't need to say which is better. But I do enjoy my own self pleasure from time to time. Anyway, my heart bleeds for you man. I was one of the lucky ones. In all the time that I lived with my parents they never caught me in the act. After hearing your story I can't tell you how thrilled that I am about that fact as well. Personally, I not only think that masturbation isn't evil, I think it's perfectly healthy for a kid your age. Hey, nothing wrong with making your day just that little bit better, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aethon_Liam Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Yeah, well I heard that everytime a guy masterbates, god kills a kitten... I find two problems with that though; for one, I don't believe in god, and two, I would've killed my own cat by now I would think... Either way, I find nothing evil about personal pleasuring at all. If your girlfriend's not giving you any, or for any other reason, I think it's perfectly fine for you to. On, a different note, this thread is officially the weirdest I've ever read... period... I'll have nightmares now guys... thanks alot...:animecry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicky Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 [quote name='James'][color=#606060] lol. In any case, anyone who tells you that masturbation is wrong while they are simultaneously using a sex toy...ah, well, that's pretty self explanatory. Every time your mother tells you you're evil for doing it, just remind her of her [B]rubbery friend.[/B][/color][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1][I]Rubbery friend?[/I] Just... what? XD I feel like I'm back in Sex Ed with all the boys giggly when the teacher said 'penis'. I don't actually have anything of value to say, I just thought I'd laugh at a few quotes in this thread. ...Not that it's a bad, mean laughter... ...yeah I'm going... [spoiler][I]Rubbery friend?[/I] XD[/spoiler][/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 [SIZE="1"]This has to be the funniest thread I've read in months, with [I]rubbery friend[/I] taking the gold. That, and poor Prem, all he needs now is for someone to upload that video onto Youtube and link it to this thread...and no, that wasn't a hint at all Metalcore. :animesmil [/SIZE] [quote name='Desbreko'][color=#4B0082]This is why getting a locking doorknob for your bedroom door, even if you have to buy and install it yourself, is completely worth it.[/color][/QUOTE] [SIZE="1"]Wiser words has never been spoken. :animesmil[/SIZE] [quote name='Ikillion'][SIZE="1"][FONT="Trebuchet MS"] Its cool, but sex is better.[/FONT][/SIZE][/QUOTE] [SIZE="1"]True.[/SIZE] [quote name='Ikillion'][SIZE="1"][FONT="Trebuchet MS"]I can't stop laughing at this thread, its unfortunate that it happened to you but this thread is made of win.[/FONT][/SIZE][/QUOTE] [SIZE="1"]Yeah, this is definitely a contender for Nifty Fifty, or whatever the hell we call it now for next year.[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blayze Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 [SIZE=1]"Rubbery friend"? New custom title for someone, methinks. And 2007DigitalBoy? Some of your responses in this thread have gained you my instant respect. On topic, if you want to do it, then do it. There's nothing evil about "taking matters into your own hands" whatsoever. "Choking the chicken" isn't wrong, neither is "adjusting the antenna," "applying the handbrake," "cranking the shank," or any of the other amusing euphemisms I can think of (the weirdest being "dry-humping the ottoman" - all I can say to that one is "WTF?") Good thread. [/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 [quote name='Vicky'][SIZE=1][I]Rubbery friend?[/I] Just... what? XD[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [size=1]Yeah, what Vick said, only ¬_¬ instead. Seriously James, where the hell'd you come up with that? *Repeats any random comment about jacking-off being good, people who think otherwise being bad* Also, never been caught at self or sex pleasure, despite the shear volume of people running round every time.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2010DigitalBoy Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 [COLOR="DarkOrange"]ADVANCED WARNING: Even I found this joke a little frightening I am in awe. If I knew I could get respect on OB by talking about my masturbation habits, every forum would be [spoiler]white with my excitement![/spoiler] [/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japan Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 [IMG]http://www.cisnky.com/images/blog/ceiling_cat.jpg[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMNOMNOMALY Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 [FONT="Georgia"]I, like many others, have little to nothing to actually contribute, because it's really all been said. You know, it's not actually bad, just don't get caught, etc. . . but because of the sheer amount of lulz it caused, I must throw in my two cents. [B]One of my favourite threads. Ever.[/B][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol' Fighter Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Wow after a few months away from the OB I return to find a thread about masturbation in full bloom what a nice present, but yeah dude just try not to get caught or well, you got caught so you know what look your parents give you that I'm talking about lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2010DigitalBoy Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 [quote name='Japan_86'][IMG]http://www.cisnky.com/images/blog/ceiling_cat.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [COLOR="DarkOrange"]Now see, I can't deal with that. There was actully a time where I had removed my clothes, had already opened the porn folder and then realized the my brother's cat was in the room. I had to minimize the image, put all my clothes back on, pause the music, get the ****ing cat out of my room, re-lock the door, probably stub my toe or fall down my stairs since my room in innavigable in the dark, get all the clothes pack off, unpause .[B]..And the Great cold Death of the Earth[/B], bring 98-tan back to the screen (the one guy who understood that just shot milk out of his nose) and restart. At least I was pissed and ready to go like a ****ing steam engine.[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japan Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 [quote name='2007DigitalBoy'][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Now see, I can't deal with that. There was actully a time where I had removed my clothes, had already opened the porn folder and then realized the my brother's cat was in the room. I had to minimize the image, put all my clothes back on, pause the music, get the ****ing cat out of my room, re-lock the door, probably stub my toe or fall down my stairs since my room in innavigable in the dark, get all the clothes pack off, unpause .[B]..And the Great cold Death of the Earth[/B], bring 98-tan back to the screen (the one guy who understood that just shot milk out of his nose) and restart. At least I was pissed and ready to go like a ****ing steam engine.[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.oralse.cx/contrib/psakitty.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR="DarkRed"].....and, think of poor Charles[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2010DigitalBoy Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 [COLOR="DarkOrange"]Maybe that's why one of the family cats recently disappeared? Maybe I kept taking shots and finally killed one of the poor bastards?[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japan Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 [COLOR="DarkRed"]You are a heartless bastard then. You killed Fluffy and I have proof.[/COLOR] [IMG]http://static.flickr.com/29/59880012_913f5a7524_o.jpg[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2010DigitalBoy Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 [COLOR="DarkOrange"]*insert joke in regards to how the way that the hand holds the gun is not unlike the way one weilds their manhood as they venture off into the land of purgatory*[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desbreko Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 [quote name='2007DigitalBoy'][COLOR="DarkOrange"]...bring 98-tan back to the screen (the one guy who understood that just shot milk out of his nose) and restart.[/COLOR][/QUOTE][color=#4B0082]I don't drink milk but that's still pretty disturbing. Seriously, OS-tan hentai?[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2010DigitalBoy Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 [quote name='Desbreko'][color=#4B0082]I don't drink milk but that's still pretty disturbing. Seriously, OS-tan hentai?[/color][/QUOTE] [COLOR="DarkOrange"]O_o I have a harder time finding OS-tan pics that [i]aren't[/i] hentai. I had assumed it was their primary purpose.[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desbreko Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 [color=#4B0082]Really? There's a whole [url=http://ostan-collections.net/][u]website[/u][/url] devoted to OS-tans, with a large picture gallery of mostly clean images. The separate adult gallery is pretty small in comparison. [center][img]http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/2830/metanpr0ncs7.jpg[/img] [b]ME-tan does not approve of your pr0n addiction.[/b][/center][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2010DigitalBoy Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 [quote name='Desbreko'][color=#4B0082]Really? There's a whole [url=http://ostan-collections.net/][u]website[/u][/url] devoted to OS-tans, with a large picture gallery of mostly clean images. The separate adult gallery is pretty small in comparison. [center][img]http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/2830/metanpr0ncs7.jpg[/img] [b]ME-tan does not approve of your pr0n addiction.[/b][/center][/color][/QUOTE] [COLOR="DarkOrange"]Right, well, the only image place I really spend time in is [B]Gelbooru[/B] so that should tell you everything. [/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathKnight Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 [quote name='2007DigitalBoy'][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Now see, I can't deal with that. There was actully a time where I had removed my clothes, had already opened the porn folder and then realized the my brother's cat was in the room. I had to minimize the image, put all my clothes back on, pause the music, get the ****ing cat out of my room, re-lock the door, probably stub my toe or fall down my stairs since my room in innavigable in the dark, get all the clothes pack off, unpause .[B]..And the Great cold Death of the Earth[/B], bring 98-tan back to the screen (the one guy who understood that just shot milk out of his nose) and restart. At least I was pissed and ready to go like a ****ing steam engine.[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [color=crimson]So you get butt naked to masturbate? Doesn't fit through your zipper or what? Jesus you must be huge. More like 2007Digital[B]Man[/B].[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eleanor Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 [quote name='DeathKnight'][color=crimson]So you get butt naked to masturbate? Doesn't fit through your zipper or what? Jesus you must be huge. More like 2007Digital[B]Man[/B].[/color][/QUOTE] [font="trebuchet ms"] *Silent laughter*[/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Shears Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="1"]Jesus Christ @ this thread...[/SIZE][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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