Views on self pleasure

[2010DigitalBoy]

[quote name='Lunox'][font="trebuchet ms"] *Silent laughter*[/font][/QUOTE]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]*uproarious laughter* man my ***! Seriously, the reason I have to take off my pants is cuz I don't want to have to reach through the zipper to get to it XD[/COLOR]

[Ikillion]

[COLOR=#001824][SIZE="1"][FONT="Trebuchet MS"][quote name='DeathKnight'][color=crimson]So you get butt naked to masturbate? Doesn't fit through your zipper or what? Jesus you must be huge.[/color][/QUOTE]
[quote name='DeathKnight'][color=crimson]Jesus you must be huge.[/color][/QUOTE]
[quote name='DeathKnight'][color=crimson] huge.[/color][/QUOTE]

[CENTER]
[IMG]http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/1322/1189125356798ul8.png[/IMG][/CENTER]

Oh my god, I can't UNSEE it. CLEANSE IT WITH FIRE![/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Starwind]

Hey, I can understand that. I have to drop my pants first before I can start going at it. Truth is, I prefer to be fully nude. I find it to be more comfortable, but that's not to say that it's always a requirement.

Even porn isn't always needed for me. I have enough of an imagination to get by on that alone. But ever since me and my GF started having sex I've had a lot less urges. I used to be pretty bad. I was going at 2, sometimes 3 times a day. It was starting to chaf.

[P.J. McKrafty]

you know i look at this thread and it makes me proud, not being sarcastic, to see people talking about how we masturbate... ok maybe im being a little sarcastic. But i have to say that this thread is an instant source of LULZ, keep up the good work.

[SunfallE]

[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][FONT="Lucida Sans Unicode"][quote name='indifference'][COLOR="Indigo"]Watching two teenage boys talk about masturbation is always weird James. lol[/COLOR][/QUOTE]I'll agree with that. XP

And getting caught? Along with all the other insane things in this thread? *dies laughing*

As for my view on it in general? I think it's been covered already, it's pretty common and hardly something I would consider a sin that would send one to hell. Also... it's a given... Sex is way better. lol [/FONT][/COLOR]

[Ellerby]

[FONT="Tahoma"][COLOR="DimGray"]When I first started reading through this thread I wanted to replay with a quick *walks into thread* [insert disturbing quote from the thread] *walks out of thread* kind of post. But after reading through all four pages I've found there are to many disturbing quotes to pick just one.

I mean... just... erk. This is lame, guys. Can you imagine if a brand new member registered to OB and saw this thread? If I didn't already know you guys and your personalities I would be scarred.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[Doublehex]

You guys are all gods. This thread is pure win.

But yes, in regards to masturbation, well, I have my techniques. ^^

[Guest The Blue Jihad]

[quote name='8bit'][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=DimGray]When I first started reading through this thread I wanted to replay with a quick *walks into thread* [insert disturbing quote from the thread] *walks out of thread* kind of post. But after reading through all four pages I've found there are to many disturbing quotes to pick just one.

I mean... just... erk. This is lame, guys. Can you imagine if a brand new member registered to OB and saw this thread? If I didn't already know you guys and your personalities I would be scarred.[/COLOR][/FONT][/quote]

Or you could stop being such a little b*tch and pound one out like the rest of us.

[Metalcore501]

[quote name='Starwind']Hey, I can understand that. I have to drop my pants first before I can start going at it. Truth is, I prefer to be fully nude. I find it to be more comfortable, but that's not to say that it's always a requirement.

Even porn isn't always needed for me. I have enough of an imagination to get by on that alone. But ever since me and my GF started having sex I've had a lot less urges. I used to be pretty bad. I was going at 2, sometimes 3 times a day. It was starting to chaf.[/QUOTE]

I know what your saying, but I've got you beat man. My girlfriend is waiting till her wedding night so im **** outa luck, so my hands seem to become more and more 'handy' :animesmil And also whats with all the hetai I come across these days having these chicks witch the huge tits!? I mean honestly there supposed to be japs, or chinks whatever. But how often do you see an asian with huge way past double d knockers getting bucked around!?

[James]

[quote name='Andrew'][size=1]Yeah, what Vick said, only ¬_¬ instead. Seriously James, where the hell'd you come up with that?
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[color=#606060]I was trying to be as polite as I could...I don't know the woman, so I didn't want to really say "remind her of the ten massive vibrators you found in her room". I thought rubbery friend would be more fitting. ;)
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[quote]*uproarious laughter* man my ***! Seriously, the reason I have to take off my pants is cuz I don't want to have to reach through the zipper to get to it XD[/quote]

[color=#606060]*falls over* :blulaugh:

In terms of the Japanese attitude towards sex, I did once read that there used to be a big problem in Japan of men stealing underwear off washing lines.

The solution? To establish nation-wide Used Ladies Underwear Stores.

Apparently ladies who have a shabby pair of knickers can kick them off and rake in the dough while they're at it, all without having some creepy pervert in their backyard.

Nobody does convenience like the Japanese.[/color]

[Shy]

[size=1]Okay, I'm pretty sure that after reading this thread that I'm going to be flaccid for the rest of my life. Ew.

Thanks OtakuBoards!

-Shy[/size] :(

[SunfallE]

[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][FONT="Lucida Sans Unicode"][quote name='Shy'][size=1]Okay, I'm pretty sure that after reading this thread that I'm going to be flaccid for the rest of my life. Ew.

Thanks OtakuBoards!

-Shy[/size] :([/QUOTE]Oh Shy! :blulaugh: That's every bit as funny as some of the more out there posts by none other than 2007DigitalBoy! ^_~

Also James... you're right, gotta love the Japanese! Used underwear stores... lol[/FONT][/COLOR]

[Japan]

[COLOR="DarkRed"]And James, do not forget the vending machines. Talk about convenience around the clock to help any fifty year old pervert male to get it on.[/COLOR]

[James]

[color=#606060]Yeah, the vending machines are interesting. I suppose they make sense.

After all, maybe it's too embarassing to buy used underwear from a store? If you can run down to a vending machine and choose the pink florals without witnesses, maybe it's better.

What makes this all the more weird is that Japan seems to be the only country on Earth to have so many bizarre options for sex-related products.

The rest of the planet doesn't seem to be losing sleep over the fact that they can't conveniently purchase used ladies underthings.[/color]

[Shy]

[quote name='James'][color=#606060]What makes this all the more weird is that Japan seems to be the only country on Earth to have so many bizarre options for sex-related products.[/color][/QUOTE][size=1]Have you heard about the Hello Kitty vibrators they sell in Japan? I had always assumed they were normal vibrators with a logo on it or something, but I saw them online recently and they are [i]shaped like Hello Kitty[/i].

I'm the first to admit that I don't know a lot about the female anatomy, but can anyone explain to me how stuffing a cat up there would provide any sort of stimulation? Girls are weird.

-Shy

[b]Edit:[/b] [url=http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/fleshbot-tests-the-hello-kitty-vibrator-verdict-great-for-hello-clitty-not-so-good-for-hello-cooty-302004.php]Here (link!)[/url] is what the darn things look like.[/size]

[Japan]

[quote name='James'][color=#606060]Yeah, the vending machines are interesting. I suppose they make sense.

After all, maybe it's too embarassing to buy used underwear from a store? If you can run down to a vending machine and choose the pink florals without witnesses, maybe it's better.

What makes this all the more weird is that Japan seems to be the only country on Earth to have so many bizarre options for sex-related products.

The rest of the planet doesn't seem to be losing sleep over the fact that they can't conveniently purchase used ladies underthings.[/color][/QUOTE]

[COLOR="DarkRed"]Perhaps they aren't as open compared to Japan? I find it interesting that Japan seems so open about things like this but they are so reserved.

Perhaps also Japan likes the simplicity of the the panties compared to other 'things' in Europe? When I was in Amsterdam, I found this sticky life sized penis that could stick on the wall if you threw it. It scarred me for life. (I was only 11!)[/COLOR]

[James]

[color=#606060]A wall penis? lol

Well, Australia is pretty reserved by comparison. The only place in the country that you can buy either fireworks or highly-explicit movies is ACT (Australian Capital Territory - think District of Columbia as a comparison).

Trust the politicians to keep the best to themselves![/color]

[Allamorph]

[quote name='Japan_86][IMG']http://www.cisnky.com/images/blog/ceiling_cat.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

[FONT=Arial][CENTER][B][SIZE="4"]o_O[/SIZE][/B][/CENTER]

Oh, my Lord. That's frikkin' hilarious.

I mean, wow. I was not expecting that.[/FONT]

[Horendithas]

[COLOR="Indigo"][quote name='Shy'][size=1]Have you heard about the Hello Kitty vibrators they sell in Japan? I had always assumed they were normal vibrators with a logo on it or something, but I saw them online recently and they are [i]shaped like Hello Kitty[/i].

I'm the first to admit that I don't know a lot about the female anatomy, but can anyone explain to me how stuffing a cat up there would provide any sort of stimulation? Girls are weird.

-Shy

[b]Edit:[/b] [url=http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/fleshbot-tests-the-hello-kitty-vibrator-verdict-great-for-hello-clitty-not-so-good-for-hello-cooty-302004.php]Here (link!)[/url] is what the darn things look like.[/size][/QUOTE]Haha! It was probably a guy who designed it or rather thought of it instead of a woman. So in other words Shy... Guys are weird! :p[/COLOR]

[Dagger]

If nothing else, at least I got a new custom title out of this thread. (Thanks, James!) I find that the capitalization lends it a certain aura of majesty...

~Dagger~

[Aaryanna_Mom]

[quote name='Metalcore501'][COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Ok, my parents sorta caught me pleasuring myself :animeshy:and well they say its 'evil' :o but I myself could care less, the point of discussion: what do you think of self pleasure or mastrubation?[/COLOR][/QUOTE]My view? Seeing that I'm a parent myself and that all the responses in here were more than enough to make me cringe... I'm simply going to pretend I never read any of it. :animesigh It would be better than expressing what I really think since I was raised so differently from all of you.

I will say one thing though. I can understand why your parents gave you a hard time, really, it's hard to see your children grow up and move into things like this. Especially when you have Christian values that tell you to teach your kids well and stop this kind of behavior.

But I'm not interested in derailing the thread. I do agree that it's probably one of the weirdest I've seen since I joined. Though I'm not sure if that's good or bad. lol

[Sandy]

I was going to post to add in my two cents [spoiler](or rather, 17 centimeters)[/spoiler], but now that Kathy posted, I'm suddenly blushing all over. XP

STOP READING THIS THREAD, KATHY! It's not suitable for your kind of woman!

Anyway, to summarize this thread, [B]Metalcore[/B]'s parents are hypocrites, [B]DB[/B] spends way too much time alone in his basement, [B]James[/B] is really enjoying this thread, [B]Shy[/B] will apparently need viagra for the rest of his life, and a lot of puppies are born as little kittens die at the same.

And there's a cat staring each and everyone of us from the ceiling. XP

[Ellerby]

[quote name='The Blue Jihad']Or you could stop being such a little b*tch and pound one out like the rest of us.[/QUOTE]
[FONT="Tahoma"][COLOR="DimGray"]I was actually referring to the disturbing quotes such as chopping your dick off not the self pleasure thing in general. But thanks for being a dick![/FONT]

[RIGHT][size=1]Pardon the pun. >_>[/size][/RIGHT][/color]

[Starwind]

Trust me, James isn't the only one enjoying this thread. Anyway, I'm fine with the kittes cause I'm more of a dog person anyway. I feel like that this could be the opening of the can worms for many more bodily function themed threads.

Anyway, back to the topic. I recently went to one of those sex stores with a few of my buddies. And I'm sure some of you know how that is for a guy. You know, you walk in your friends, laugh at everything in the store, then come back 2 hours later alone and actually buy it.

I had such an experience just last night with a friend of mine that worked pretty much just like that. What I bought was vibrating, rubbery replica of the "female anatomy". I still can't get over how funny this thing is. I mean, it plugs right into the wall. Yeah, I'm gonna put my Penis that squirts a liquid into something that's plugged directly into the wall.

So I was on my bed humping this thing, when the lights dimmed and I almost **** my pants. That's not how I want my family to have to find me like that: "This is how we found your son, Mrs.Nova. Looky, looky."

Needless to say I don't think I'll be using it again.

[Nerdsy]

[quote name='Shy'][size=1]
[b]Edit:[/b] [url=http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/fleshbot-tests-the-hello-kitty-vibrator-verdict-great-for-hello-clitty-not-so-good-for-hello-cooty-302004.php]Here (link!)[/url] is what the darn things look like.[/size][/QUOTE]

[color=deeppink]What what what? Those aren't the Hello Kitty vibrators I know and love.

[URL="http://www.tokyotimes.org/archives/hellokittyvibrator02.jpg"][i]These[/i] are the more commonly known ones. THey're the stuff of legends.[/URL][/color]