Gavin Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 [quote name='James'][color=#606060]In terms of the Japanese attitude towards sex, I did once read that there used to be a big problem in Japan of men stealing underwear off washing lines. The solution? To establish nation-wide Used Ladies Underwear Stores. Apparently ladies who have a shabby pair of knickers can kick them off and rake in the dough while they're at it, all without having some creepy pervert in their backyard. Nobody does convenience like the Japanese.[/color][/QUOTE] [SIZE="1"]That has to be one of the funniest/creepiest things I've ever read. Seriously, just imagine the amount of people wearing trench-coats in that store. :animesmil Also Japan, I don't know about other Europeans, but generally when it comes to sexual activity, I think Holland is sort of like our version of Las Vegas or Atlantic City, what happens there, stays there. ;)[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japan Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 [COLOR="DarkRed"]Of course Gavin. Holland is the center of the black market pretty much. You can do any thing or have sex with anyone...The red light district is disturbing, so are house boats with red lights. And Allamorph, found another picture for you. This is an example of DB when he sees that cat in his room when he is busy. [/COLOR] [IMG]http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/omg.jpg[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomurah! Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 [SIZE="4"][B]AGHHHHH[/B][/SIZE] [SIZE="1"][FONT="Franklin Gothic Medium"][COLOR="HotPink"]Dude. I didn't think the title meant...that kind of self pleasure. xD ...that's my cat! This thread...is so creepy...and yet. Enlightening. Everything I knew was once a lie. And now, I'm a man. I'm growing a beard. And, I'm not ashamed to let my cat see me now.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] ps- that was the coolest poem ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Blue Jihad Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 [quote name='8bit'][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=DimGray]I was actually referring to the disturbing quotes such as chopping your dick off not the self pleasure thing in general. But thanks for being a dick![/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=DimGray] [RIGHT][SIZE=1]Pardon the pun. >_>[/SIZE][/RIGHT] [/COLOR][/quote] Come on, baby. If the mutilation is cramping your style, play with your cocksickle. You'll feel better. You know I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Shears Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 [quote name='Dagger']If nothing else, at least I got a new custom title out of this thread. (Thanks, James!) I find that the capitalization lends it a certain aura of majesty... ~Dagger~[/QUOTE] [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="1"]GTFO I HAD IT FIRST! Or we could be The Rubbery Friends, kinda like the Superfriends... There are now so many more inside OB jokes now because of this thread. Whoever does the PR for masturbation shoud make a slogan about how it brings people together. Now we have people like 2007DB and Starwind trading inside secrets and tips on jerking off. Anyways, I love how in the ad for the Hello Kitty vibrators, you can't help but use it because of her "pleading eyes". :o Yeah, if I were a woman, I would love to be staring at a ****ing creepy cartoon cat while I got off. Just ew.[/SIZE][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metalcore501 Posted October 11, 2007 Author Share Posted October 11, 2007 [quote name='Starwind']Trust me, James isn't the only one enjoying this thread. Anyway, I'm fine with the kittes cause I'm more of a dog person anyway. I feel like that this could be the opening of the can worms for many more bodily function themed threads. Anyway, back to the topic. I recently went to one of those sex stores with a few of my buddies. And I'm sure some of you know how that is for a guy. You know, you walk in your friends, laugh at everything in the store, then come back 2 hours later alone and actually buy it. I had such an experience just last night with a friend of mine that worked pretty much just like that. What I bought was vibrating, rubbery replica of the "female anatomy". I still can't get over how funny this thing is. I mean, it plugs right into the wall. Yeah, I'm gonna put my Penis that squirts a liquid into something that's plugged directly into the wall. So I was on my bed humping this thing, when the lights dimmed and I almost **** my pants. That's not how I want my family to have to find me like that: "This is how we found your son, Mrs.Nova. Looky, looky." Needless to say I don't think I'll be using it again.[/QUOTE] IVe seen of these things online only there called flesh lights, they come from everything from a tight ***** to an anus XD you shoulda got one of those they run on batteries XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomurah! Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 [FONT="Franklin Gothic Medium"][SIZE="1"][COLOR="HotPink"]You guys waste money on this crap. When all I need is just me, and the cat. Yeah, baby.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberinkula Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 [COLOR="Olive"]With Masterbation, you don't get complaints that you suck afterwords. Cha-ching, ZING!! Db, and Metalcore, please refrain from the name calling. I have a week constitution for those things. :([/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metalcore501 Posted October 11, 2007 Author Share Posted October 11, 2007 [quote name='Whoa, Mann'][FONT="Franklin Gothic Medium"][SIZE="1"][COLOR="HotPink"]You guys waste money on this crap. When all I need is just me, and the cat. Yeah, baby.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE] yeah sex toys are EXPENSIVE, I went to a sex party where they sell toys out of a magazein. Just looking at the mag made my eyes hurt from 45 to 110 dollars! prem sorry we didn't tell you about how you sucked on it, but.... we thought it would make you think of past events that would......how you say...... destroy you inside XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2010DigitalBoy Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 [COLOR="DarkOrange"]Oh my god, what have I and my young, easily malleable friends created?! XD This thread kicks ***, I can' believe we cured the OB drought with masturbation - the things I save when I'm bored XD Anyway, aweosme stuff here, and yall talking about JP fetishes - you aint seen NOTHING yet. Do me a favor and go to a trusted image search (one that allows NSFW) and type in "Guro" or even "Futanari" and say goodbye to your eyeballs XD Oh, and in regards to the basement comments, I find them interesting because my personal set of stairs actually go up instead of down, but it a way my room is like a basement in that it's disconnected from the rest of the house in a way (it's over the garage and it's huge - I've even got my own fridge in the hallway to get to it XD) My room kicks *** though.[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metalcore501 Posted October 11, 2007 Author Share Posted October 11, 2007 [quote name='2007DigitalBoy'][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Oh my god, what have I and my young, easily malleable friends created?! XD This thread kicks ***, I can' believe we cured the OB drought with masturbation - the things I save when I'm bored XD Anyway, aweosme stuff here, and yall talking about JP fetishes - you aint seen NOTHING yet. Do me a favor and go to a trusted image search (one that allows NSFW) and type in "Guro" or even "Futanari" and say goodbye to your eyeballs XD Oh, and in regards to the basement comments, I find them interesting because my personal set of stairs actually go up instead of down, but it a way my room is like a basement in that it's disconnected from the rest of the house in a way (it's over the garage and it's huge - I've even got my own fridge in the hallway to get to it XD) My room kicks *** though.[/COLOR][/QUOTE] ive said it before and ill say it again, JAPANEISE ARE ****** UP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomurah! Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 [quote name='Metalcore501']ive said it before and ill say it again, JAPANEISE ARE ****** UP![/QUOTE] [SIZE="1"][FONT="Franklin Gothic Medium"][COLOR="HotPink"] Because, that's all that old Japanese dudes think about. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] ps- oh yeah, DB, MasterbationMAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 [quote name='Billy Shears'][COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="1"]GTFO I HAD IT FIRST! Or we could be The Rubbery Friends, kinda like the Superfriends...[/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE] I approve of this, though it makes me wonder whether rubbery supervillains are lurking in the shadows even as we speak. ~Dagger~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2010DigitalBoy Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 [quote name='Metalcore501']ive said it before and ill say it again, JAPANEISE ARE ****** UP![/QUOTE] [COLOR="DarkOrange"] I think I'll cap you off: do 'Shota'. The combination of those 3 alone should make you want to kill yourself XD Rubbery frends eh? Vibration Boy and Dildo Man? With the badguys being the S&M (that's Supervillainry & Masturbation) Legue?! You could fight the evil Dominatrix and Plastic Vagina![/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwind Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 I personally think that the world would be better off if we were all a bit more sexually open. You know, less respressed sexual urges. I'm not saying that porno should become a mainstay on mainstream primetime television, but I think you should be able to talk about sex in public without having to whisper so only people within two inches of your mouth can hear you. Personally, I'm not embarassed at all to tak about having sex with my GF in the middle of the mall. I keep it in reason, you know. I don't get graphic or anything, but I just saying, why be worried about it. I promise that almost everyone who hears and understands what your saying has probably had sex too. In my mind Masturbation is more or less the same. It's just sex with yourself. Anyway, the reason I really came here. I got a buddy of my from back in basic training who had surgery a few years ago and they had to remove a few ribs, so now he can give himself a blow job. I sh** you not. I had never seen anything so amazing in my life. I was both horrified and beyond insanely jealous. After watching him do it, I almost dislocated a disk in my neck trying to do it myself. Sadly, to no avail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberinkula Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 [COLOR="Olive"]As long as we don't have God-awful super orgies with fat women. >_> that's what I'm afraind of most. Speaking of S&M and Bondage, come one? Who doens't love a good whipping? I saw Tila Tequila whip a girl on A Shot at Love with Tila tequila. If only I could sleep with one of the lesbian's on that show. Alas, lesies won't have sex with me. :( Isn't that a dream that DB has too, the chance to sleep with a lesbian? Masturbation is something God gave us all. it is not a sin, rather a gift. Funny you should mention self-blowjobs Starwind. I'm able to bend down that far. I am above all, a much better organism thatn you all. Mwahahahahahha! Hey, I hear the wiccan's don't have a god for premature-ejaculation. But I hear he's comming soon! Cha cha za-ZING![/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2010DigitalBoy Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 [quote name='Revolver'][COLOR="Olive"]As long as we don't have God-awful super orgies with fat women. >_> that's what I'm afraind of most. If only I could sleep with one of the lesbian's on that show. Alas, lesies won't have sex with me. :( Isn't that a dream that DB has too, the chance to sleep with a lesbian? [/COLOR][/QUOTE] [COLOR="DarkOrange"] Rev: Oh my god.... I can see it all noe.... t3h fat chixorz are coming to get me! Their gunna pound me between their thick rolls of excess and bludgeon my penis into grotesque oblivion!!!! WHERE CAN YOU HIDE FROM T3H FAT CHIXORZ?!?! Anyway, dream of sleeping with lesbians? Just because everything I read is yuri (just picked up volume one of Tetragrammaton Labyrinth today. It's got lesbian goth-lolis! And blood! And tiny boobies!) doesn't mean I have a lesbianty complex or something >_> I totally wish I was a woman. [/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberinkula Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 [quote name='2007DigitalBoy'][COLOR="DarkOrange"] Rev: Oh my god.... I can see it all noe.... t3h fat chixorz are coming to get me! Their gunna pound me between their thick rolls of excess and bludgeon my penis into grotesque oblivion!!!! WHERE CAN YOU HIDE FROM T3H FAT CHIXORZ?!?! [/COLOR][/QUOTE] [COLOR="Olive"]You can hide in a weight watchers. :D I can masturbate 6 times a day at max, why do you think my username is Revolver? I'm aslo a sharp-shooter. I will sometimes bit my lips becasue it gives me a sense of pleasure. I'm not crazy of coarse, but hey, it feels good. I love to get slapped. [spoiler]Knock knock. Who's there? Mr. Bush. Mr. Bush who? Mr. Bush so I shot her in the stomach.[/spoiler] I don't see the big deal. My parents know that I dance the 5 knuckle shuffle, and they don't care. Hell, my dad already knows I read his pr0n. They haven't sat me down and said "Th4t is teh sinning.. Liek ZOMG don't doo 1t." Actually, today my mom got home and I was almost cought with my dad's magz. I just said I was looking for the puppy. I should make a Fetish thread. Of coarse DB would be completely barred from posting his, because we all want to keep our dignity, and we don't want to be scarred for life. [/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachmaninoff Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 [quote name='Sandy']And there's a cat staring each and everyone of us from the ceiling. XP[/QUOTE]Only if said cat watches sex as well as masturbation. And seriously... a cat? XP Anwyay, I'm not even gone for a day and you all are in here posting like mad. lol But then it seems that DB and Rev are keeping this thread going more than anyone else here. And I can't help but laugh over the idea of buying used underwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 [quote]I can masturbate 6 times a day at max, why do you think my username is Revolver?[/quote] [color=#606060]LOL, that's where you got your name from? I just hope nobody gets their username from extraordinary bowel functions or something. >_>'[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunfallE Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 [COLOR="RoyalBlue"][FONT="Lucida Sans Unicode"][quote name='Revolver'][COLOR="Olive"]I can masturbate 6 times a day at max, why do you think my username is Revolver? [/COLOR][/QUOTE]I have only one thing to say about that. XP Too much information! I am so calling you Prem from now on, and if I find out that there is something similar behind that user name? I'll make something up for you that isn't twisted. [/FONT][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwind Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 [B]6 TIMES!!!!![/B] Man I thought I was pretty bad. I would like to take this moment to thank Rev for giving me a higher opinion of myself today. Did you ever give yourself a rash like that? I know I had that problem for a while. Though I have always been a little vigorous with my "handy work". While this news from you Rev, makes me feel better about myself, it also gives me a new kind of respect for you. It may not be the kind your looking for, but it's still there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allamorph Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 [quote name='Revolver][COLOR="Olive"']I can masturbate 6 times a day at max, why do you think my username is Revolver?[/COLOR][/quote] [FONT=Arial]So that's, what, a four hour down time between shots? That's depressing.[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberinkula Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 [COLOR="Olive"]I don't do it six times every day, just saying I can rub one off 6 tiems a day. Hell, I'm proud that I can do that. I masturbate 6 times on a good day. Actually today looks like a good day... [spoiler] I'm kidding![/spoiler] I usually do it at least twce a day, when I get home from school, and when I go to sleep, it helps me sleep faster. @ Sunfall: Don't worry, Prem was named after that movie Premonition aired in theaters. But then again the actress in it was hot so... My new username is going to be dedicated to either Ali Larter or Hayden Penettiere. I'm a fanboy... <3<3<3 Actually I'm changing my name back to Prem soon. I was completely joking about tthe reason behind my username. I was playing Dirge of Cerberus when I chose that name. However the 6 times bit is true...>_>;;[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero of Zero Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 [COLOR="SlateGray"]If you need something done right, do it yourself. All I'm gonna say is that, on a good day, I make Revolver look like a monk. I'm like a masturbation ninja. It's crazy. Hah, how's that for a first post?[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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