Anime Suteki Tantei Labyrinth

[2010DigitalBoy]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]I couldn't even find any pictures for this show. Which is just as well because this show may actually be the HOLY GRAIL OF TERRIBLE SHOWS!!!

Set in an indiscriminate amount of time in the future where Tokyo has been crushed by a giant earthquake and almost no one lives there, a whole bunch of mysterious cases keep appearing that the detective "higher-ups" are calling 'phantom cases' but lately, phone calls come in from some kid with answers to the cases.

Two of the detectives who don't believe in 'phantom cases' decide to mean this kid who lives in a mansion out in a random forest.

Meanwhile, in school, a group of 4 friends are spreading rumors. The friends consist of Completely Normal Girl who looks suspiciously like Mai from Mai-HiME only without boobs! We next have the silver-haired twins. One of them is practically a robot. Everything he says is purely factual! Meanwhile the other is more laid-back though still a complete wuss. You can tell them apart because the laid back one DOESN'T BUTTON HIS SHIRT ALL THE WAY. I KID YOU NOT. And adding to that, the fourth friend is the shy, sickly girl who coughs a lot and always has her hands placed together!!!

Anyway, the three dumbass teens who aren't sick decide to go check out this mansion they've heard rumors about. These kids' brains are so insanely huge that they decide to climb through a broken window that isn't very wide and covered in glass shards to get inside. The minute they enter they here a woman's scream so they decide that, since the cellphone doesn't get reception to call the police, they investigate.

Meanwhile, having met the butler, the two detectives are waiting to meet the genius kid. Meanwhile some ***** with HUGE boobs add the most generic get-up you can order breaks into some remote part of the house looking for some crap. The butler confronts her by summoning two bouncy-chested dominatrix women who get into a poorly-animated catfight with the first chick who o course 'will finish this up later'.

Long story short when the detectives and kids all meet up they met the genius kid who comes forth in an eruption of golden light whilst everyone stares in awe of him. It turns out the cream they heard is because of a maid who's so clumsy that she trips every 10 seconds trying to get around the house. Oh, and by the way, the kid solved those cases by [i][b]sensing the solution.[/i][/b] Thank you have a nice day.

Anyway, the show tries to make itself look edgy with random shaky cam and experimental lighting. I'm pretty sure it's, no joke, the same people who did Zombie-Loan.[/COLOR]