Effin' Robots!!! (Robot Sex)

[Allamorph]

[quote name='Vicky][SIZE=1']Now let's all blame Allamorph for mentioning Data =)[/SIZE][/quote]
[FONT=Arial]That's [I]Mr.[/I] Morph to you, milady. :D

And hey, I'm pretty sure the Borg queen was havin' some o' those same thoughts herself.

(Incidentally, the fact that she was quite hot was completely canceled out by the fact that she looked very much like a slug. Supermodels are one thing. Humanoid gastropods are something completely different.)

[B]Edit:[/B] Oh, [I]don't[/I] try do draw me into this ludicrous farce of an argument, [COLOR="DarkRed"]Odin[/COLOR]. Sheesh. I came in to toss some badly-needed humor around, and that's all I'm going to do. You're ignoring key information, but I really don't care. :p[/FONT]

[Vicky]

[quote name='Odin M Yggdrasi']Last I had heard, Data lacked a few 'parts'. Also, something that would be a good cause to worry about all this, is if you ever offended or tried to break up with a robot partner, what is to say they won't use those multitrillion calculations per second to plot your untimely demise in such a way that nobody would ever know it was them? Just hypothetically anyway. [/QUOTE]

[SIZE=1]Physically he didn't lack anything, he was made in the image of his creator - fully (also Soong seemed to have a massive ego so maybe he made a few other things... errm... yeah) - and he's definitely capable of it. He screws Tasha in the Naked Now. But if he was lacking anything emotional, he still has his emotion chip (and we shall ignore the movie Nemesis, 'cause it's just plain retarded before anyone says anything about that). But by 'lacking' you mean he's been blown up then... I hate you =(

My God. I can't believe I'm having this conversation, haha.

To be honest you're right about them using their massive brains to plot your death if you upset them, but in that case I'd stay away from the robots who got pissy about being broken up with. I'm sure Data wouldn't mind XD.

@ [I]Mr[/I] Morph: Data was too good for the Borg Queen. She might as well just be a lesbian and go have a Borgified-relationship with Seven of Nine... if anyone talks about robot relationships being unethical, then what she did was completely out of order! I swear he could do better. A stapler would be better![/SIZE]

[Allamorph]

[quote name='Vicky][SIZE=1]@ [I]Mr[/I'] Morph: Data was too good for the Borg Queen. She might as well just be a lesbian and go have a Borgified-relationship with Seven of Nine...[/SIZE][/quote]
[FONT=Arial]I'm a-thinkin' slugs are a major turn-off to either gender, so Seven would probably just give her the ole' eyebrow.

And maybe you're right about the stapler, but I think Milton would get upset and burn something down.[/FONT]

[Vicky]

[SIZE=1]That's a thought. Staplers are technology, and probably hella-advanced compared to ancient civilizations... does sex with a stapler fall into the disturbed category of robot sex in which we speak?

Staplers are a little out of my league though.

I'll just stick to my good ol' Androids. And yes when they build a robot that can have sex I'll be one of the first to jump on it.[/SIZE]

[Allamorph]

[quote name='Vicky][SIZE=1']That's a thought // ... does sex with a stapler fall into the disturbed category of robot sex in which we speak?[/SIZE][/quote]
[FONT=Arial]No, I'm pretty sure that's more BSDM than anything.[/FONT]

[Vicky]

[SIZE=1]Ah, so we can't tell the Egyptians they're having sex with a human trapped inside a metal casing? They wouldn't know the difference!

So I'm not going off topic, haha, maybe sometime in the future robots, whilst having sex with humans, will have sex with each other and instead of AIDs, they get viruses. Sexually Transmitted Trojans =/

There could be a whole career in the study of Robot Sex in the future. Yesss, the perfect University Course![/SIZE]

[Odin M Yggdrasi]

[quote name='Vicky'][SIZE=1]Ah, so we can't tell the Egyptians they're having sex with a human trapped inside a metal casing? They wouldn't know the difference!

So I'm not going off topic, haha, maybe sometime in the future robots, whilst having sex with humans, will have sex with each other and instead of AIDs, they get viruses. Sexually Transmitted Trojans =/

There could be a whole career in the study of Robot Sex in the future. Yesss, the perfect University Course![/SIZE][/QUOTE]

What do you think the best way to spread computer viruses is? Attach them to a porn site.

Somebody goes to such a site bent on pleasuring themselves, and while they are having a good FAP, their computer gets raped.

Of course I have a feeling that robots would have that even worse, since a male robot of the pleasure variety might go to a porn site without using a PC interface, and get personally raped by the same viruses. Could probably happen with robot-robot deals too, though I think that is a bit farfetched. I doubt a machine would have the drive that causes humans to seek out a mate and do [i]That[/i], so the odds of a robot-robot bed sharing would be very low.

That is kind of a different topic though.

[SunfallE]

[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][FONT="Lucida Sans Unicode"][quote name='Odin M Yggdrasi;795407]Sorry SunfallE, I got you and Sandy mixed up. Still crappy with names. [/QUOTE]No worries, but your post did have me going wtf? lol Because like indifference said.. I'm a woman. :p [quote name='Vicky'][SIZE=1']There could be a whole career in the study of Robot Sex in the future. Yesss, the perfect University Course![/SIZE][/quote]Haha! If that were so I just know that DB or rather Deus ex Machina would be the first student to take that course. [/FONT][/COLOR]

[Aberinkula]

[COLOR="77656"]Actually, I'd probably meet DB in the line to that coarse SunfallE. >_> but a threesome with a friend and a robot sounds... [size=1]sexy.[/size]

I can hear some women now, "domo origato... Mr. Robato." [spoiler]Points to whoever got the joke.[/spoiler]

What do robots have for vagina's? Something that has a disclaimer saying "insert penis here?" I don't know. But I'd see this [B]"WARNING: DO NOT take hot shower sex with this unit. Could result in wounding or fatal electicution." [/B][/COLOR]

[Vicky]

[quote name='Gunslinger'][COLOR="77656"]

What do robots have for vagina's? Something that has a disclaimer saying "insert penis here?" I don't know. But I'd see this [B]"WARNING: DO NOT take hot shower sex with this unit. Could result in wounding or fatal electicution." [/B][/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[SIZE=1]A disk drive. Or somewhere for you to put your floppy disk =)






[spoiler]...sorry, I kid, but only a little =p[/spoiler][/SIZE]

[Odin M Yggdrasi]

[quote name='Vicky'][SIZE=1]A disk drive. Or somewhere for you to put your floppy disk =)

[spoiler]...sorry, I kid, but only a little =p[/spoiler][/SIZE][/QUOTE]

Nobody even uses floppy disks anymore. Still, that would be a minor problem I think. Probably they would use a special slot for it, since you really wouldn't want to put anything else there.

@Gunslinger: A practical real-world robot would have to be waterproofed enough to bathe or get rained on, otherwise it would end up getting dirty and foul smelling on short order. If you really were into that kind of thing, you probably could take a hot shower with one, just make sure the charger port is plugged.

[Aaryanna]

[COLOR="goldenrod"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Haha! You guys have no idea how much I laughed over the idea of having sex with a robot! *dies laughing* I may be a virgin, but I sure as hell don't intend to eventually do it with something that isn't human. XP Oh so silly! roflmao The thread was at least entertaining to read, I haven't laughed this much in quite a while. Hehehehehe[/FONT][/COLOR]

[Aberinkula]

[COLOR="77656"]Aaryanna, don't knock it till you try it. :p[/COLOR]

[The13thMan]

[quote name='Aaryanna'][COLOR="goldenrod"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Haha! You guys have no idea how much I laughed over the idea of having sex with a robot! *dies laughing* I may be a virgin, but I sure as hell don't intend to eventually do it with something that isn't human. XP Oh so silly! roflmao The thread was at least entertaining to read, I haven't laughed this much in quite a while. Hehehehehe[/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[COLOR=DarkOrange][FONT=Century Gothic]=D Part of the reason i posted this thread was because i knew people would think the idea of it was both funny and absurd. And i'll admit, it is rather funny. ;D

I'm going to program a robot that looks and feels exactly like a human to go and hit on you, then when you don't realize its a robot and have sex with it i'm going to jump out of your closet and say, "Ha! He's a robot! Take that!" Then i'll run away laughing histerically.


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[Desbreko]

[color=#4B0082]I've stumbled upon the perfect theme song for this thread. Silicon World, by Eiffel 65. Listening to it made me think of this thread and then I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of it.

Lyrics are attached:[/color]

[Odin M Yggdrasi]

[quote name='Desbreko'][color=#4B0082]I've stumbled upon the perfect theme song for this thread. Silicon World, by Eiffel 65. Listening to it made me think of this thread and then I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of it.

Lyrics are attached:[/color][/QUOTE]

I've got that song, it's not the only one by Eiffel65 to be like that.

Actually I've got Hyperlink by them playing now.

Still, interesting that you would suggest that.

[Baron Samedi]

[size=1]Having sex with a cheap robot is liable to get you all sorts of nasty rust-spots. Don't do it kids.[/size]