Writing Amputate This Appendage [16+ - VLS]

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[COLOR="Sienna"][B][U]Translation Notes[/U][/B]
This story is written to take place in Japan. Don't like it? Bite me. I have a better understanding of Japanese schools than American ones. Also, just as an advanced not because someone will probably get confused, this story is NOT being told in third person. Also, it has not been altered or even reread since being written. In fact, it was written in this box.

Suffix explanations: [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_titles]Go here[/url]. If you don't know JP suffixes, read about them all.

Character Names: The characters in this story have ridicules names that no rational person would ever name their child. These are the rough translations. Remember that in "Nihongo", the last name comes before the first. Spoilers on characters who show up later.

Kinmu Te - Kinmu: service, duty, work - Te: hand
Kokoro Satsu - Kokoro: heart - Satsu: kill, butcher
Jimi Desu - Jimi: plain, average - Desu: it's hard to explain. It's like the end of a sentence in most cases... the meaning is complicated. [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copula#Japanese]Wiki can't explain it well either.[/url] However, when Jimi introduces himself, he would have to say "Watashi wa (I am) Jimi Desu Desu" and if he said he was "Jimi Desu" it might seem like he's saying "I'm Jimi" or even "I am plain." Basically, his name sucks. Also, don't accentuate the "u" sound. It should sound basically like "Dess"
Ecchi Maya - Ecchi: sex - Maya: It's just a cute name >_>
[spoiler]Shinbo Kadono: Named after my two greatest influences, Akiyuki Shinbo and Kouhei Kadono. Obviously not a girl's name, though, lol.
Ureshii Warai - Ureshii: happy - Warai: luaghter, smile
Kyoubou Kyou - Kyoubou: (in this case) conspiracy, Kyou: (in this case) bad luck[/spoiler]

There's notations where necessary, too. Anyway, onto the story...[/COLOR]






[COLOR="Purple"][B][CENTER]Amputate This Appendage [16+ - VLS]
by: Little Digital Deus ex Machina "Conrad Collins"

Chapter One: This is the exposition chapter. In the exposition chapter we introduce the narrator, the main characters of this chapter, and part of the concept. [/CENTER][/B]

[B]"How do the desks always get outta order, anyway?" [/B]The voice whom bore these words was crass and rough, though exceptionally high-pitched. It was definitely a voice you wouldn't hear anywhere else, but then again, Satsu-san wasn't the type of person you'd ever see twice in your life. 16-year old Kokoro Satsu wore his slick, long, black hair in a ponytail that gave his look a certain edge. Satsu-san didn't need to look any edgier, though, because his mouth was a bear trap. No, not literally, but it was true that his teeth were all notably sharp as if they'd been filed. Te-kun had asked him about it once before, and the reply had been that "my teeth have been sharpened on the bones of men whom I ravaged." Te-kun didn't doubt this.

[B]"Well, I'm sure they don't notice they're doing it when they mess up the desks. It's probably strange that I take notice at all." [/B]This was Te-kun's response as he handled a meter stick between any two desks. Atop this meter stick was a tiny balance measure which sat in it's exact center.

[B]"Is this why ya ain't in any school clubs?" [/B]Te-kun didn't look up when he replied, as his eyes were fixed with all his concentration on the tiny bubble.

[B]"Oh come now, I'm not silly after all. If I had a reason to leave the room immediately, I would, but if I'm just going home anyway I couldn't stand to leave things molested as they are."[/B] There was a pause. A hand suddenly plopped onto Te-kun's shoulder, causing him to jump a bit.
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"Dude.... did you even remember that you agreed to come to my house?" [/B]Te-kun stood up briskly and the yardstick-balance-combo disappeared. Te-kun had talent with standing up. The way his legs uncurled and his back rose in a perfect semicircle not unlike an erection... n-nevermind, moving on, Te-kun laughed to himself, blah blah blah, but anyway they left the school and decided to go to their friend Desu-san's house instead. At first, Satsu-san was opposed to it, because "all that otaku bastard plays are eroge! :*1" but when Te-kun mentioned that Desu-san was playing the game with the violent ending :*2: he was ready and willing.

It deserves to be mentioned that Satsu-san was a violent maniac. He only played games that somehow involved death, or more specifically, himself killing people. He loved to play American games that had lots of guns and killing. Satsu-san was well-known for threatening people with elaborate punishments and besides, anyone with a face that frightening is definitely evil. And anyway, who the hell names their kid that?! It really makes no sense how someone like Te-kun, who's beautiful.... sexy.... oh.......

[B]"Go away! No solicitors!" [/B]Desu-san's voice boomed from inside the apartment.

[B]"Damn, he sounds pissed." [/B]A freakishly downright outre smile enveloped Satsu-san's whole face. [B]"You were right! this is gunna be awesome!"[/B] He began pounding his fists on the door erratically. [B]"Hey!!!!!! It's us!!!!!!!" [/B]Desu-san's voice became closer as he shouted back.

[B]"God dammit, I told you to- oh, it's you two!!! Why the fuck didn't you answer your cell-phones?![/B]" Desu-san was a rather short, pudgy boy with black, block-like glasses draped across his face. He was both an extreme otaku and a hikkikomori :*3: who's only friends were the crazed psychopath and the stunning (though admittedly scrawny) Adonis.

[B]"I don't own a cell phone, sorry..." [/B]Te-kun replied.

[B]"You know damn well there's a bomb in my cell phone, what good would it be to open it on myself?"[/B]

[B]"Ugh! Why can't you two be more damn normal?!" [/B]The abnormal guy was furious. "[B]Anyway, get it here NOW! You won't believe what I'm about to show you!!!" [/B]he dashed back inside, leaving the other two to enter themselves.

[B]"Ittekimasu! :*4:" [/B]Te-kun uttered elegantly. Entering after his friend, he made sure that the door was firmly shut and locked. It took several tries to make the air cushion perfectly while gliding the door into it's place.
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"Praise the lord and pass the ammunition!"[/B] Somehow this was the other guy's catch-phrase. As the pair entered, the otaku was rushing about, gathering things into his arms. [B]"So, I heard you were going to kill someone. Where's this game anyway?" [/B]Desu-san stopped, turned,

[B]"What the fuck? I beat that game 5 hours ago, where the fuck were you?"[/B]

[B]"I was at school."[/B]

[B]"Ah, of course! Society's wastebasket! Let me tell you, being home schooled is the way to be! How could I ever abandon my precious dakimakura :*5: and go to that place with all those ugly people and anyway, who's idea was it to have homework? If you're going somewhere for that long, you should be able to-"[/B] Oh god, weren't you looking for something? His rant became incomprehensible after a moment and it took a bitch-slap from Satsu-san to set him straight. Perhaps violence is, sometimes, the answer.

[B]"Okay! Look at this!!!!!" [/B]In the middle of his tiny apartment's floor, he'd laid out a box for Gundam model kit, as well as glue and scissors and other supplies necessary for putting together a model kit.

[B]"I've never been much of a Gundam fan... killing people isn't quite the same without the blood..."[/B]

[B]"Dammit, will you be quiet for a fucking minute and just check this shit out?!" [/B]Desu-san took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and wore a more concentrated look than before. He looked down at the box, and the lid slowly began to raise off of the box. We all gaped in amazement as the baggies containing sheets of pieces floated from their cardboard cage. Plastic crinkled to the ground, and click were heard as scissors ever-so-carefully met plastic. Everything that moved did so with quickness and efficiency befitting of a talented model-builder. Within minutes, the last piece had been fitted and the model carefully floated into Desu-san's waiting hand. He glanced up at Satsu-san, whose mouth sat agape.

[B]"Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuck!"[/B] Satsu-san stepped forward and smacked his hands on Desu-san's shoulders. [B]"How?"[/B] Was the only word he could muster. However, Desu-san looked up at him with eyes full of tears.

[B]"I-I.... I don't know..." [/B]Desu-san suddenly started bawling like a baby. He clung to Satsu-san's shirt and cried while the violent boy wore an annoyed expression.

[B]"Great, he's 'reverted' again..." [/B]Satsu-san was referring to Desu-san's constant switching between intense rage and a state of horrified paranoia.

[B]"I like him more this way," [/B]Te-kun laughed as he repeatedly removed and reattached the Gundam's head, "but Desu, you ought to let go of Satsu before he chucks you out the window..." Desu-san pulled back and wiped the tears from his eyes.

Moments later, while he presented things on his laptop...

[B]"You see, I was busy looking for the latest issue of my favorite porn mag online, when I came across this program called E.P.I.L.E.P.S.Y. Basically, it said that if I saved it to my computer I'd get special powers. Well, I thought it was a joke, and I wanted to test out the new virus blocker I created anyway, so I went back to the site with an almost empty hard drive that had my virus blocker and a few junk files. But instead it actually downloaded, and I got scared because afterward the site crashed and I couldn't get back to that page once it was back up. Timidly, I opened the folder and, no surprise, it was empty. So I was feeling a lot more calm, and decided to go get myself a drink...

But it took me a moment to realize that I hadn't actually gotten up yet and the cup had already poured itself! So I immediately tried to make some cup ramen and, sure enough, it was already in the microwave before I knew it! I checked to make sure I hadn't taken an extra dose of my medication, and I tried it a couple more times, and it worked like a charm! So I went back to look at the folder properties and there were two more folders inside. Have a look..." [/B]Desu-san opened the folder and showed the contents to his friends.

The first folder was labeled [U]"Obsessed Compulsed" [/U]and the second was labeled [B]"Formal Deviant" [/B]It wasn't hard to guess the meanings of these titles.

[B]"No way! How is that possible?!" [/B]Satsu-san was excited.

[B]"How should I know? After all, these powers are weird enough already."[/B]
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"Well, we should definitely try opening the folders," [/B]Te-kun said with assurance. There was a braveness to his voice that was radiant and soothing... one could practically feel his breath on their neck...

Te-kun had opened the folder and after a moments load, it disappeared.

[B]"Did it work?" [/B]Satsu-san asked, impatiently.

[B]"Hold on..." [/B]Te-kun closed his eyes slowly and tried to concentrate. His stature was so dignified... like a statue built to resemble a god. Meanwhile, Satsu-san was already opening his own file and then, too, tried to concentrate.

[B]"You know, i don't think you have to put as much effort into it as that... try thinking about going to get a drink."[/B]

[B]"Okay..." [/B]Te-kun opened his eyes. Then, suddenly, there was a thunderous CLAP!!! With a snap, every single thing in Te-kun's vision had organized itself. The clutter about the floor had organized itself alphabetically on the shelves. The trash had all been disposed of and crushed to make the depth in the trash can level. Chairs were pushed in, and what's more, Satsu-san and Desu-san had been placed in them, tucked tightly into the table. This happened in such an instant that it was impossible to see exactly what order everything had moved in. Reacting to the sudden shock of movement, Sastu-san flipped and whipped a shotgun out of thin air, yanking the barrel into Te-kun's face.
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"What the fuck just happened?!?!" [/B]

[B]"Ah... Satsu-san, how did you," [/B]Desu-san's comment was cut short when the gun instantly arced over and with a pop blasted his head into oblivion. Wait, WHAT?! Both Satsu-san and Te-kun stared, horified, as a fountain of blood erupted from the decapitated shoulders of their former friend!!! OH MY GOD!!!

[B]"OH MY GOD!!!"[/B] They both cried simultaneously, as blood and brain chucks plastered the walls! Tears built up in Te-kun's eyes. Biting his teeth together as hard as he could, he pressed his face into this shirt sleeve and began crying loudly while Satsu-san only stared off into space, his arms gone limp and the shotgun disappeared.

For a good 30 seconds, Te-kun was crying. Striking as his voluptuous frame had become as it shook with sorrow, the real sight was being hidden from his very eyes as something amazing happened.

[B]"Um... Te-kun,"[/B] the voice didn't register above his cries. [B]"Te-kun..." [/B]nothing... [B]"TE YOU DUMB BITCH!" [/B]Te-kun's eyes shot up to find that Desu-san was looking back at him.

[B]"D...Desu?!" [/B] Te-kun sniffed and jumped up, rushed over, and embraced his friend. [B]"Oh my god! I thought you were dead! There was a squish and your head was broken and something that looked like gum hit me in the face!" [/B]
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"Alright! Chill, dude, I'm fine!" [/B]Te-kun backed off. His happy face was downright [i]satisfying.[/i] "Your power must be that when you close your eyes tightly and reopen them, then everything in sight reverts to what you consider to be order. As for Satsu-san... I'm guessing that you can summon munitions out of thin air..." There was a bitterness to his voice.

[B]"S-sorry man..." [/B]

[B]"You're lucky this time..." [/B]Desu-san's smile made it obvious he was going to get back at him.

[B]"You know,"[/B] Te-kun sniffed, [B]"It might be strange to bring this up now, but it might be important, since it's kind of bothering me. I noticed that there was a part in the books that formed on your bookshelf, and it's to allow the hole with the camera in it to see. Do you mind if I put books in front of it?"[/B] Te-kun pointed at me. Slowly, Desu-san turned toward me as well. Wait...

[B]"They've found me?!?!" [/B]I immediately yanked the camera from the wall and rushed under the cover of my bed. [i]Wait, why am I lying here?! Shouldn't I lock the door?![/i] Just as I had this thought, the door was suddenly busted open.

[B]"Alright, who the fuck is spying one me?!?! Where are you?! I'll tear you in half!!!" [/B]Desu-san was in rage mode again! I began to quiver, and I felt like I was going to wet myself. Desu-san was still howling expletives and stomping about. Suddenly I watched a hand calmly grab onto the blanket under which I lay and slowly pull it up. My eyes were wide as the blanket was carefully draped off of me and, looking down at me with eyes that pressed their lips against my heart, was Te-kun.

I felt my throat close. My face turned red. I couldn't form words or even expressions. Here he was standing over me where I lay in my tiny bed in my pajamas. Slowly, he knelt down to my eye level.

[B]"Are you alright miss?" [/B]I think the others were glancing over his shoulders at me, but I couldn't tell. All that I heard were the creamy words of my precious Te-kun as they exploded in my mind like an orgasm.
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"M-Maya..." [/B]I couldn't believe it. I was speaking to him!!!
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"Maya-san... do you mind if I tidy your apartment in a moment?"[/B]

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READING PROGRAM: E.P.I.L.E.P.S.Y. ... NEW FILE FOUND: "Nymphomania"[/COLOR]

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Notes: Well, I hope you like my sporadically created story. Oh, who am I kidding, you probably thought it was rubbish, but I LOVE it already and am dead-set on continuing. I'm aware that there seem to be a lot of downright weird things happening even without the powers involved - hint: that's the point. Anywho, those numbers...

:*1: - An eroge game is a type of visual novel that has sexual content. Basically, it's like a dating sim. Desu is a very lonely man.

:*2: - It's a reference to the ero-game-recently-turned-anime School Days which is infamous for it's sadistically bloody endings.

:*3: - Hikkikomori is a term for a shut-in - basically, a gue who never leaves his house out of fear of the outside world. Desu obviously has some way of making money since he lives in an apartment and pays for anime, but we don't know how yet. Either way, he never talks to anyone but Satsu and Te, though this may not be wholly true...

:*4: Ittekimasu - basically "I'm coming in", said whenever coming into a house. If you've watched anything in Japanese, you've probably heard it. Rather than this common ritualistic phrase, Satsu uses his own, which actually has it's own little story behind it.

:*5: Hug pillows featuring anime girls. Ridiculously expensive.

BTW: If you don't have an understanding of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, go look it up. Te-kun has it to the EXTREME extent. I am afflicted with this too, and I chose rearranging desks for the beginning because lately, I always find myself trying to straighten my row/my desk. [/COLOR]

[Aberinkula]

[COLOR="77656"]Funny. My friend is somewhat a obsessive cumpulsive, hell I used to think I was. I have a knack for counting steps, and usually I have to do things an even number of times. before I stop. Like tapping. Sometimes I make a spicific order and I opposite m last action, and I hate not switching that pattern. Say I tap my right foot 5 yimes, nect I have to tap my left foot 5 times, then 10 times right, then 10 times left, ect, ect. Sometimes I sort things like CD's and playlists, then I disemble that order and re-order it in a completely different way. I don't have OCD, but it's odd what a person can do. So this story, I can relate to; in a sense. Sounds like an adventure me and my friends would have actually.

Anyways, the story, I could follow some of it and the rest was all WTF. I smiled when Te-kun shot that Desu-San, I laughed. Ironically, I love to read about murderers and deaths. I always set up soemthing in my stories that remind me of vilolance. In Persever and Avenge I wanted Trachos to decapitate Ilo and spill the blood from his neck. I also wanted Ilo to rip off his body parts and regrow them, he was supposed to be a masochist sort of character. So I loved the whole "head-shot" scene in this story. I can't wait for more violance and blood. 16+ seems REALLY promising.

Plus how you described some things were amazing. Especially where you comapred one of the characters and said "erection". I loved that disription. Hell the first person view makes it even more exiting. Every emotion a character excerts can be discribed much better from the 1st person perspective. Which is an even better upside to this story.

Now I only skimmed through a few parts and quickly read some of it because it's late. But this story is downright charming, and I'm dyng for more. But tomorrow when i get home from... [size=1]hell.[/size] I'll read this more thoroughly.[/COLOR]