Random Malicious Zombies Are Attacking Your City

[Japan]

[COLOR="DarkRed"]So...the question is where would you go? Keep in mind of the necessities of survival. You need adequate shelter, a way to get food and water, and a place where you can get weapons. Keep in mind you have nothing with you when you escape your house unscathed when they raid your home. So where in your town/city is the safest place to reside so that you may be the last hope to all of mankind?[/COLOR]

[Aberinkula]

[COLOR="77656"]I'd mate with them, and soon our race would grow and we'ed be tolerant of each other.

But as for a safe zone, the local sports arena. Zombies can't skate, and neither can I, but that's besides the point. So the'd be slipping, and I'd set the rink on fire and burn the bastards to unholy oblivion.[/COLOR]

[Roxie Faye]

[color=#9933ff]Oi. I don't know if anywhere in our town is really safe. Maybe the schools would act as shelters? O_o;

As for zombies on campus, we'd all either hide out in the basements of our residence buildings, or personally, I'd hide in the library and throw books at the zombies. =P[/color]

[P.J. McKrafty]

I would get as many family members and close friends I could and hold up in the police station. there would be plenty of other people not to forget the officers and firearms they have stored in the station to hold off any attacks.

From their we would make small excursions to the local stores to gather what we need to hold out until help (if it is coming) arrives or until we formulate a plan to move up to colder climates where they freeze and we can find sanctuary.

[Odin M Yggdrasi]

My weapon of choice: 12-Gauge Coach Gun. Shortest legal barrel on a sawed-off, and mounted side by side is the classic shotgun wedding gun.

Loading #8 bird shot, it will convert a silhouette target to a pile of paper pulp at 25 yards with each barrel.

There are others around too, in the event of a zombie invasion I think I would be pretty well set since there's plenty of guns and ammo, spare fuel in teh basement, the well would continue running even if I did have to switch to Aux power

As for food, we've got cows. I doubt I'll be running out of food anytime soon.

[eleanor]

[quote name='Japan_86'][COLOR="DarkRed"]You need adequate shelter, a way to get food and water, and a place where you can get weapons. [/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[font="trebuchet ms"] Wal-Mart seems to be the best choice here. [/font]

[The Spectacular Professor]

El Dojo.

Army of undead, meet army of Katana-weilding Karateka.

Safeway's right down the street, so that takes care of that, too.

[Japan]

[COLOR="DarkRed"]I'd hightail it to the Catholic Cathedral. There is a Mexican resturant nearby and 7 11 nearby, however, I can live off the communion items. The windows are high up and there's heavy doors that can be bolted. Plus there are various sharp objects that can be used as weapons.

My college campus would be horrible. The place that does have food has a lot of big windows and the campus is in walking distance of two cemeteries.[/COLOR]

[The Spectacular Professor]

[quote name='Japan_86'][COLOR="DarkRed"]I'd hightail it to the Catholic Cathedral. There is a Mexican resturant nearby and 7 11 nearby, however, I can live off the communion items. The windows are high up and there's heavy doors that can be bolted. Plus there are various sharp objects that can be used as weapons.

My college campus would be horrible. The place that does have food has a lot of big windows and the campus is in walking distance of two cemeteries.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

You forgot about a Church's main weapon against the scourge of the underworld.

Holy Water.

Remember to repent before dining if you're running on wine and wafers.

[Aberinkula]

[COLOR="77656"]And so god said verily [B]"After 7 days of sleeplessness, feast on my fruits of labor. Then, I shall give thee the holy gift to... SHOW DEM ZOMBIES YA BOOMSTICK!"[/B][/COLOR]

[Maully]

[COLOR="SeaGreen"]The state prison is not far from here, provided I can get adequate transport, I think I might go there. Yeah, there's the criminal factor, but you've got lots of weapons, and high walls and a kitchen and laundry. As far as church, with the points you made, it sounds good, but think about people. If disaster strikes, many of them turn to church as a safe haven. I would think that churches would be one of the first places to fall after hospitals. I want somewhere more desolate. Population breeds danger in these situations.[/COLOR]

[The Spectacular Professor]

[quote name='Gunslinger'][COLOR="77656"]And so god said verily [B]"After 7 days of sleeplessness, feast on my fruits of labor. Then, I shall give thee the holy gift to... SHOW DEM ZOMBIES YA BOOMSTICK!"[/B][/COLOR][/QUOTE]

An excerpt from the Book of Armaments:

[FONT="Book Antiqua"][I]"First, thou shalt pull thine Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to Three. No more, no less. Thou shalt not count to Four. Nor shalt thou count to Two, excepting that thou then proceed to Three. Five is right out. Once thou hast reached Three, being the Third number, thou shalt lob thine Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine enemy. And thine enemy, being naughty in mine sight, Shalt snuff it."[/I][/FONT]

Amen.

[Allamorph]

[FONT=Book Antiqua]O Lord, bless this, Thy hand grenade, that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.[/FONT]

[Justin]

I'd take to a two story house, then destroy the stair case. Simple, yet effective.

-Justin

[Gavin]

[SIZE="1"]Go to your local pub at about seven in the evening, drink for the next five hours and by midnight when the zombies arrive, you'll be outside swaying, sticking and incoherent, in other words, they'll mistake you for one of their own. Repeat for as long as you're liver continues to function.[/SIZE]

[PWNED]

Hide in a shopping center, ala Dead Rising.

It seriously would be the best place to hide as you'd be able to find many things to use as weapons and there's food courts and such. If only my local mall also had a rollercoaster like in that game then it would be perfect.

[Odin M Yggdrasi]

[quote name='Gavin'][SIZE="1"]Go to your local pub at about seven in the evening, drink for the next five hours and by midnight when the zombies arrive, you'll be outside swaying, sticking and incoherent, in other words, they'll mistake you for one of their own. Repeat for as long as you're liver continues to function.[/SIZE][/QUOTE]

We have a new winner LMAO