Dumbest Insults & Names People Have Said to You

[Aberinkula]

[COLOR="77656"]Has anyonetried to insult you, but ended up sounding stupid? Well, I have had poeple do that to me, and they've made fun of themselves in the process. It's a funny phenominon too. So share your experiences here. Tell us names people have called you that are completely stupid, any kind of insult that's stupid.

Well, one time at lunch I had to get the broom to clean something up. now at our school, everyone cracks gay jokes, even the gay people at school crack gay jokes. >_< Anywyas this kid was right at the vending machine, so I take the broom andhe goes "hey big boy," in that 'I'm hitting on you' way of talking he was making a gay joke at me, that was really directed to himself.

Plus, people call me Pretty Ricky... >_>[/COLOR]

[2010DigitalBoy]

[COLOR="Darkorange"]My bro and I experiment with insults. Gayfag, fagweed, anal molester, ball lover, rectal receiver, you enjoy orally caressing male genitalia, cockbite, any combination of the prefixes ***- gay- and cock- with the suffixes -weed -sucker -lover -molester -etc., you have rectal hemorrhoids, fagqueen, male prostitute, manwhore, buttfreakingcockfag, cocksucklovetaco, or any of prefixes cock- anal- butt- gay- ***- with the suffix -taco, queerfag, or any sentence like 'you gay stupid ****** piece of fagish gayness', flambouyantly gay fagbite

yeah, it goes on like that. Though I mostly just say 'whore'.[/COLOR]

[Vicky]

[SIZE=1]"Goth" O_o

I know I should be insulted, but I'm really not. People might as well call me by my first name. You know, it's those little kids in tracksuits living on council estates with inbred brothers and sisters, who're eight years old and think they're cool trying to get drugs off people (actually it's even sadder when adults shout it at me). Among the variations are "mosher", which I don't mind either.

Aside the fact I'm [i]neither[/i], it's the most stupid insult in the world because of the grin on their face. They think they've just devastated my entire life by shouting it across the street... but you know, it's a bit more devastating to them if you challenge 'em =).

I could make a list of conversations and comebacks, but you know, it's very long. They mostly revolve around them thinking they look great and normal is handed down tracksuits with some 'go faster' strips shaven all wonky into their hair. Funny.[/SIZE]

[eleanor]

[font="trebuchet ms"] On Facebook I called a sophomore an idiot for using racial epithets, and he responded:

"shut up asian girl"

and

"Hey how can you be in the high school network and the duke network at the same time? ur so stupid."


I don't know how that was supposed to insult me, but I don't expect much from a guy whose profile picture of a starving African child labeled 'Barry Bonds'.[/font]

[pooperson]

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]I'll be the first to say that my ears are big, and they stick out like whoa. So the insults range anywhere from "Dumbo" (which is [I]so[/I] first grade, really) to "Gollum" (which hasn't died after three years).

I don't think any of them ever really upset me after third grade though, which is when I realized that people will always say stuff like that and that it's "a cover for their own insecurities".

So now when people say that, I just say, "Well, at least I'm cuter than you". Then if they say anything else, I just hit them. :)[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[The Spectacular Professor]

Usually I end up turning whatever insult is thrown at me right back at double speed.

For example:

"R U gay or sumthin?"

"Why, are you asking me out?"

It's pretty easy once you get the hang of it, since most people who call names don't have much imagination in the first place.

[Stuart]

[FONT="Trebuchet MS"]"Your mom"[/FONT]

[Aberinkula]

[COLOR="77656"]Well, your mom is a valuable asset to the community and she helps out the needy. PLEASE SHE IS UGLY!

Yeah, today I got called Pretty Ricky again. If only I couldn't get in trouble and I could strange every kid in my class.[/COLOR]

[Sangome]

[size=1]"Bisexual"

Now, lemme get one thing straight -- I have nothing against gays, lesbians, or bisexuals. However, no one likes to be called something that they're not. Especially when I don't give off any air of being bi, to my knowledge. o_O Let's also keep in mind these same kids that called me this use "gay" [and variations thereof] as insults on a regular basis, so that doesn't help.

And, "Slut; ho"

Quite ironic when my pants are pretty much laced with electricity and barbed wire.[/size]

[Allamorph]

[quote name='Paramount][size=1']Quite ironic when my pants are pretty much laced with electricity and barbed wire.[/size][/quote]
[FONT=Arial]That's frikkin' hardcore. How the devil long does it take you to get dressed in the morning? :p


I don't usually get nicknamed or insulted ? at least, not insulted outside the usual bland array of current slang. Somebody tried Skippy once, but it didn't really work. Maybe lasted a week.

What I wanna know is: what is it with all you people and your socio-emotional angstiness? I swear I hear more people get head-up about getting picked at or not getting invited places than complaining about actual ailments. Wowzers.[/FONT]

[Korey]

Hmmm..you people get called the strangest things....mostly my name calling existed of people calling me short or some variation of it like midget or small fry. But that was back in the day. Now a days, if I seem them, I don't seem so short after all. So the joke is really on them for hitting puberty so early.

Since my name is Korey, you can imagine all the play-ons that go on with it, like Korina or Corny. Those don't really affect me at all. It's kinda funny that they would come up with something so unoriginial. I don't get insulted by name callers, because in reality they have something to hide about themselves.

[Aberinkula]

[COLOR="77656"][quote name=' Allamorph']What I wanna know is: what is it with all you people and your socio-emotional angstiness? I swear I hear more people get head-up about getting picked at or not getting invited places than complaining about actual ailments. Wowzers.[/quote]

Here is something, imagine someone saiid this to you. (Refere to quote below) Imagine you have said something on OB and someone is angry at you, they say this:

[quote name='Fake Insult']"Allamorph you are a slutty son of a ***** and you are a good for nothing fagmunch. You get raped by your dad and you lvie with your ugly mom. Your acne is horrible and you have terrible teeth."[/quote]

Okay, now how did that make you feel? If someone said that to you and they meant it, how wuld you feel? I'd be pissed myself. But would you be filled with socio-emotional angstinee after that?

And for those who read this, I'm friends with Allamorph and I would never EVER say anything like that to hurt him. I am not in any way shape or form serius in my quote.[/COLOR]

[2010DigitalBoy]

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Arial]That's frikkin' hardcore. How the devil long does it take you to get dressed in the morning? :p


I don't usually get nicknamed or insulted ? at least, not insulted outside the usual bland array of current slang. Somebody tried Skippy once, but it didn't really work. Maybe lasted a week.

What I wanna know is: what is it with all you people and your socio-emotional angstiness? I swear I hear more people get head-up about getting picked at or not getting invited places than complaining about actual ailments. Wowzers.[/FONT][/QUOTE]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]Allamorph, once you've learned their ways, NOTHING is more fun than hanging out on the internet with angsty Kingdom Hearts fans. You want to hit them so bad, but at the same time, they're just too much fun with all their inability to make sense and mismatched beliefs about themselves. [/COLOR]

[Allamorph]

[quote name='Deus ex Machina][COLOR="DarkOrange"']...angsty Kingdom Hearts fans....[/COLOR][/quote]
[FONT=Arial]Dude, that's an actual ailment.[/FONT]

[Aberinkula]

[COLOR="77656"]I have the odd feeling your talking about me DB... I don't like KH as much as I used to so...

[B]@ Korey[/B]: People call me midget too. when I'm married my wife will say "midget come rub my feet." Just watch, she will. LOL at the puberty thing too. One of my freinds started puberty when he was about 10, now he's 14!

[quote name='Allamorph']Dude, that's an actual ailment.[/quote]

He's right. I almost secamb to that disease. Thankfully a regiment of M-rated games and porn saved my life.[/COLOR]

[2010DigitalBoy]

[quote name='Gunslinger'][COLOR="77656"]He's right. I almost secamb to that disease. Thankfully a regiment of M-rated games and porn saved my life.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]Prem, I've worked my *** off to make you different from the average KH fan with a ****** idea of what's cool, confused emotions, a love of writing crappy stories/fanfiction, a pitiable consistency of languish, and bad taste in music (****ing Linkin Park and Evanescence just aren't that good). You've bridged the gap into slowly-learning pretentiary with an ear for prog-rock, an eye for uniqueness and a sadistic appetite. You still haven't crossed into the world of psychological babble, adherence to cult hits and dissection of lyrical passages, but you're getting there.

For the sake of keeping on topic, here's another insult relating to all that - Narutards. I ****ing love calling people that. There's a kid in my class who I've actually nicknamed that. the best and most fun part about calling them that, though, is how they seem to just sort of take it. As if they know what they're doing is wrong XD[/COLOR]

[The Spectacular Professor]

[quote name='Deus ex Machina'][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Allamorph, once you've learned their ways, NOTHING is more fun than hanging out on the internet with angsty Kingdom Hearts fans. You want to hit them so bad, but at the same time, they're just too much fun with all their inability to make sense and mismatched beliefs about themselves. [/COLOR][/QUOTE]

True, it is fun to talk to some of them, but have you ever tried to convince one that Sora doesn't necessarily win a fight with Link for [spoiler]splitting a building[/spoiler] once in the second game? I mean, I take it down to weapons.

Master Sword, a.k.a. "blade of evil's bane": Legendary sword said to be the only thing able to eliminate the threat of the Evil King Ganondorf.

Keyblade: Don't get me wrong, it's a cool idea and all, but the fact remains that at the end of the day, it's a KEY. A giant KEY. I'd post a meme here, but I'm lazy.

Back on topic: Yeah, most insults never bother me. The few people who actually genuinely hate me enough to try very hard I can load with bruises given a good five minutes. I know it, and that's enough for me.

[2010DigitalBoy]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]Aceburner, your post is a shameful testament to exactly what I'm talking about. You could have substituted Kingdom Hearts for FF or Zelda (though those 2 have a decent fan base as well as a crappy one, while KH mostly has the later) or even People who Still Enjoy Megaman. Actually, just go on youtube and type in "Numb" and every person's name on a video is a person I harbor personal disdain toward.

I wish there was a fun pun for fusing KH with retard like in Naruto's case. Though maybe someone with more wit than I can come help me out with that?[/COLOR]

[Aberinkula]

[COLOR="77656"]DB, you haven't made me less of a KH fan, I did. You just made me, smarter and non-drony. Much better than making me less of a KH nerd. Plus after the I played the last game, I got sick of it. So KH3 or whatver new KH game, is out of the question. Truth be told I wish you were living in my town. >_> I thank you for actually shaping my consciecne into a much more greater thing. I've wasted my mind on cartoons, yu-gi-oh cards, and the occasional pokemon shirt. So without you, I'd be nothing. So my eternal gratitute goes to you.

[QUOTE][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Actually, just go on youtube and type in "Numb" and every person's name on a video is a person I harbor personal disdain toward.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Oh yeah, it's true.

You know what's really insulting? When people think I'm goth. Today this kid actually ****ing told me that I listen to Goth Music. WHY YOU! First of all, I'm not goth. And second of all, I'm closer to emo than goth, but I'm not even close to emo. I have emo freinds, don't get me wrong. But they really don't know what a real emo is, neither do I. >_> Add calling the music I love crap? How dare he, first of all rap and hip-hop suck and I feel no emotion towards rap music. The udnerground scene, I can take but not so much, but 50 Cent and all that **** makes me cringe. A yo future or technology or whatver the **** it is makes me wish I was dead. In fact it makes me wish 50 CENT was dead.

I may have bad tastes in music, but mine is way better than those posers. So don't call my music crap when you haven't even heard what I've heard. And I used to be one of those rap & hip-hop lovers too. Thank god those days are long gone.

GOD I NEED A TAMPON![/COLOR]

[The Spectacular Professor]

[quote name='Deus ex Machina'][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Aceburner, your post is a shameful testament to exactly what I'm talking about.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

I know, I'm pathetic.

My point is that these stupid arguments pop up, everyone thinks they're right and no one can convince each other otherwise, so there's really no point in trying even though everyone still does. I ashame myself sometimes with this type of thing.

[quote name='Gunslinger']DB, you haven't made me less of a KH fan, I did. You just made me, smarter and non-drony.[/quote]

People like DB opened up my eyes to the horrendously evil deeds of a company known as 4Kids Entertainment. As much as I hate to admit it, I may owe people like him my life.

(By the way, what ARE we calling you now? Is it DB or DeM?)

Edit:
[quote name='Deus ex Machina'][COLOR="DarkOrange"]I wish there was a fun pun for fusing KH with retard like in Naruto's case. Though maybe someone with more wit than I can come help me out with that?[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Easy. Kingdummies. (LOLHAHA)

[Aberinkula]

[COLOR="77656"]This **** will make DB LOL into a coma.

[quote name='Shadow Getsuei's Custom Title']Open the door to Kingdom Hearts![/quote]

He's a fricken Kingdom Hearts DORK, and his signature. Christ he's hilarious. Look at his post in the Adventure square, timeless. No offense but god, hilarious![/COLOR]

[The Spectacular Professor]

I'm beginning to think irony is Otakuboards' thing. For example, this stupidity of namecalling thread has become a KH bashing thread.

Love it.

[2010DigitalBoy]

[quote name='Aceburner']I'm beginning to think irony is Otakuboards' thing. For example, this stupidity of namecalling thread has become a KH bashing thread.

Love it.[/QUOTE]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]Notice how throughout the thread I've only mentioned insults that I myself use? It's more along the lines of me and Prem loving to contradict ourselves and generally say what we please XD

Anyone think Youtard would be good for people who spend all their time watching stupid youtube vids? Also, am I the only one who uses the simple term 'Myspace user' as an insult? (I even make fun of my mom for using the godawful disservice)[/COLOR]

[The Spectacular Professor]

[quote name='Deus ex Machina'][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Anyone think Youtard would be good for people who spend all their time watching stupid youtube vids?[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

:shifty: I resent that.

Yeah, I understand the implications. I myself enjoy contradicting you from time to time. It just strikes me as funny that we're now using the thread to make up new insults.

[James]

[color=#606060]I'd say the dumbest insult I've ever heard is "Peach Head". Some members may know what I'm talking about there, lol.[/color]