If the price was right, what would you do?

[Rachmaninoff]

The title really says it all, it?s simple, if given a substantial sum of money, what would you be willing to do? I?ve run into this question many times, in movies, older threads here, even in discussions at school or just with friends. Oh and by substantial I'm talking in the millions here.

Anyway, some of the discussions I've had produced the declaration that one would perhaps be willing to sell their body but unwilling to harm someone else or commit murder. Or the statement that nothing could entice them to go against their moral code or do something that they are normally opposed to.

Personally I like to think that no amount of money could persuade me to do something I would normally be very opposed to and yet without actually facing such a situation, I have to admit that I honestly don?t know what I would actually do.

So? How about the rest of you? Would you do something if the price is right and if so what and why? Or if you wouldn't, again what and why?

[The13thMan]

[quote name='Rachmaninoff']Anyway, some of the discussions I've had produced the declaration that one would perhaps be willing to sell their body but unwilling to harm someone else or commit murder. Or the statement that nothing could entice them to go against their moral code or do something that they are normally opposed to.

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[COLOR=DarkOrange][FONT=Century Gothic]Ahahaha, yeah right.

I'm sure there's a lot i'd do for a ton of money. I think i draw the line at anything that would have a strong and lasting effect on me. That includes lasting psychological damage, AIDS, losing a limb, losing someone else's limb, an STD, etc.

Oh... and i wouldn't do nasty stuff. I couldn't drink a cup of spit... or whatever other bodily fluid. I wouldn't murder someone i loved. I couldn't kill a billion puppies.... or maybe i could.

Watch out, puppies, i'm comin' for ya.
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[eleanor]

[font="trebuchet ms"] I would go through any 'gross' thing for a millions bucks. Drinking a cup of spit for a million dollars is just not a question for me, I'd do it in a heartbeat. At one point in my life I decided that getting in a tank with cockroaches would also be something I'd do for a million. Or even half a million. :)

I would only sell my body if the person taking it was someone I approved, lol. Just kidding... [spoiler]sort of.[/spoiler] [/font]

[Korey]

[FONT="Franklin Gothic Medium"]I have done things for money before, and some of them were pretty degrading....but it was all in wicked good fun.

For example, I once drank a small glass of my own urine and I had to keep it down for a certain amount of time without hurling. That one was pretty easy, albeit a bit disgusting. There is a reason that people shouldn't drink their own urine, and it's because it tastes freakin horrible.

I also drank a small thing of pure vanilla extract. I don't understand why vanilla smells so good and tastes so good in other things, yet pure vanilla is probably the most vile of substances ever concocted. It also makes you kinda tipsy, because it's like 35% alcohol...IDK.....lol.

I've also done the whole "drink a gallon of milk and hold it down for 30 minutes" thing before. That was pretty hard, because milk just fills you up so quick and having that much in your body is just unhealthy. I made quite a bit of money on that one...:animesmil

I do have limits to what I'll do for money however. I will never sell my body for money, nor will I commit murder or any other harm against animals or other human beings. It's amazing what I will do for money,though. The promise of cash normally can get me to do just about anything. I gotta see the cash first though. No cash, no act.[/FONT]

[Rachmaninoff]

[quote name='The13thMan;796897][COLOR=DarkOrange][FONT=Century Gothic]Ahahaha, yeah right. [/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE]This from someone who has never met any of my friends. Nice.[quote name='Lunox;796899][font="trebuchet ms"]I would only sell my body if the person taking it was someone I approved, lol. Just kidding... [spoiler]sort of.[/spoiler] [/font][/QUOTE]Oh I can see doing that, for myself that is. Well maybe in the past or when I'm not dating, but now? I would not do it. After all my girlfriend would probably clobber me if I did. Strike that, I [I]know[/I] she would. XP [QUOTE=Korey'][FONT="Franklin Gothic Medium"']I've also done the whole "drink a gallon of milk and hold it down for 30 minutes" thing before. That was pretty hard, because milk just fills you up so quick and having that much in your body is just unhealthy. I made quite a bit of money on that one...:animesmil[/FONT][/quote]One of my roommates tried that, he ended up throwing most of it back up before the time he had to keep it down came up. He was so close to keeping it down long enough too. We ended up giving him some of the money from the bet that he couldn't anyway, just cause we felt sorry for him. lol

[Korey]

[quote name='Rachmaninoff'] XP One of my roommates tried that, he ended up throwing most of it back up before the time he had to keep it down came up. He was so close to keeping it down long enough too. We ended up giving him some of the money from the bet that he couldn't anyway, just cause we felt sorry for him. lol[/QUOTE]

[FONT="Franklin Gothic Medium"]Yeah I kept it down for like [I]exactly [/I] 30 minutes before I went to the bathroom and purged it out. That is probably the worst feeling ever, trying to keep yourself from throwing up. There is nothing you can really do either...you gotta just sit there and be miserable until the magic minute comes up. I couldn't even watch TV because it made me queasier...[/FONT]

[Vicky]

[SIZE=1]I would do a lot, but not for money. Money is boring, haha. And I'm not kidding.

But I suppose if you [i]need[/i] money, to live off, then I'd probably go as far as degarding myself, no murders or anything. And it wouldn't be too degrading, either. If I needed the money so much then I might as well not both at all and go find a sqaut to live in, like you find on every corner anyway XD

I just don't think I'm a money person. If I were a money person I'd do everything: sex (even with men), theft, murder, pole dancing, hell I'd even lie and say DB is cool for a million bucks... actually, maybe I wouldn't. It's just a good job I'm not a money person, haha.[/SIZE]

[Aaryanna]

[COLOR="goldenrod"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][quote name='Rachmaninoff'].Oh I can see doing that, for myself that is. Well maybe in the past or when I'm not dating, but now? I would not do it. After all my girlfriend would probably clobber me if I did. Strike that, I [I]know[/I] she would. XP [/QUOTE]And I would help her. Smack you that is. :p

Anyway, even though having money would be fun, I can't think of anything I would do to get it. Though I suppose the milk deal or other bizarre stuff like that might be interesting. Though drinking an entire gallon? I gag on drinking just a small glass of the stuff. Blech.

As for more serious things like murder, sex and such. I just don't see it happening. [/FONT][/COLOR]

[Odin M Yggdrasi]

~Odin's strange Price Chart~
#1, at a cost of $5000. I will kiss another guy full on the mouth.
#2, at a cost of $7500. I will wear women's clothing for a full day.
#3, at a cost of $10000. I will ride a bull for 8 seconds.
#4. at a cost of $12500. I will shoot a category-5 rapids using only my body- no boat.
#5. at a cost of $25000. I will climb a nearly impassible rock face of your choice, with only a belaying line and harness for equipment.
#6. at a cost of $50000. I will expose myself to 10,000 volt electric wires with no protective equipment, for 1/10th of a second. (No it won't kill me, it just... tingles.
#7. at a cost of $100000. I will run around fully nude in a thunderstorm, carrying a steel rod pointed skywards.
#8. at a cost of $250000. I will allow a boa constrictor to wind itself around my body, and will not panic.
#9. at a cost of $500000. I will bungee jump off of a bridge, the type of jump where the cable at maximum stretch dips my head into the river below the bridge.

#10, at a cost of $1,000,000. I will grant any wish you desire, crimes and marriages excluded. [size=1]Wishes have a non-negotiable duration of 24 hours, and may not be refunded for any reason. Wishes must also not have a total expense greater than $750000. [/size]

All prices must be paid in advance, and are only available in-person.
Any services not listed may be obtained at the #10 rate, otherwise are not available.


So yeah, there's a lot I would do that I wouldn't normally if I had cash in pocket for doing so. Note the fine print on #10 though, and you will see how I work.


[quote name='Aaryanna'][COLOR="goldenrod"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"] Though I suppose the milk deal or other bizarre stuff like that might be interesting. Though drinking an entire gallon? I gag on drinking just a small glass of the stuff. Blech.
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Only a small glass of the stuff? I drink a gallon of milk on a regular basis. It helps living on a farm, where the supply of it is rather large.

One of my classmates downed a shotglass of diesel once, supposidly he actually liked the taste of it.

[Desbreko]

[color=#4B0082]I'd delete OtakuBoards for $1 million. Drop me a PM if you're interested.[/color]

[SunfallE]

[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][FONT="Lucida Sans Unicode"][quote name='Rachmaninoff']Oh I can see doing that, for myself that is. Well maybe in the past or when I'm not dating, but now? I would not do it. After all my girlfriend would probably clobber me if I did. Strike that, I [I]know[/I] she would. XP [/QUOTE]I would say you had it coming. :p

Anyway, as for the topic... Stuff like the milk or other assorted gross things I might consider, the other stuff? Murder, no. Selling my body to someone... no. Other random stuff that is bad but I won't list... No.

Guess I'm stuck with hoping there's something that is gross and yet not so gross that I couldn't do it for money. XP Also, someone offer Des a million to NOT delete OB! Oh and Odin M Yggdrasi, when you say ride a bull, that can be taken so many ways. Oh the image that came to mind that I wish had not! XP[/FONT][/COLOR]

[The13thMan]

[quote name='Rachmaninoff']This from someone who has never met any of my friends. Nice.[/QUOTE]

[COLOR=DarkOrange][FONT=Century Gothic]Wanna bet money on it? =D

Jeeze Odin, for a million you'd do anything besides the illegal and marriage? How about... have sex with a pig in antartica while naked and....no protection. Would you do that for a million? I don't think that's illegal... but if it is then change antartica to wherever it wouldn't be illegal. Would you eat a years supply of laxatives after stapling your butt hole shut?

...I'm kinda messed up.

BUT WOULD YOU!?
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[Raiha]

[COLOR="DarkOrchid"][FONT="Times New Roman"]Considering I once considered Porn Star as an occupation.....

Yeah not much I wouldn't do for money. But most of them would be pretty sick and nasty and going into detail here would get me an infraction or two. But as far as the pig thing in Antartica. Replace pig. With Horse. And you have yourself a deal.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[Odin M Yggdrasi]

[quote name='SunfallE'][COLOR="RoyalBlue"][FONT="Lucida Sans Unicode"]Oh and Odin M Yggdrasi, when you say ride a bull, that can be taken so many ways. Oh the image that came to mind that I wish had not! XP[/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE]

I was referrring to the rodeo event, not whatever innuendo you made out of it. The reason it ranked so high is because I don't plan on breaking 3/4 of the bones in my body without enough money to pay for the resultant hospital bill. And it's not the ride that's the danger, it's the dismount- getting off the bull and out of the arena before I get killed.

[quote name='The13thMan'][COLOR=DarkOrange][FONT=Century Gothic]
Jeeze Odin, for a million you'd do anything besides the illegal and marriage? How about... have sex with a pig in antartica while naked and....no protection. Would you do that for a million? I don't think that's illegal... but if it is then change antartica to wherever it wouldn't be illegal. Would you eat a years supply of laxatives after stapling your butt hole shut?

...I'm kinda messed up.

BUT WOULD YOU!?
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That's a lot of parameters for the antarctic one , however if it was agreed on in writing and either paid for in advance or the money held by a neutral agency I would have little recourse. The other one is just plain sick and is quite impossible.

Odds are I wouldn't do something that crazy, since being nude in antartica would result in me being turned into an ice cube on short order, and I should have considered someone suggesting that when writing out my terms.

So by the time all is said and done, no. I wouldn't agree to that, intercourse with anything other than a human of the female variety (or maybe a female body android) is not going to happen for any price.

And I should have considered people with sick minds when writing out my terms, I was not expecting stuff like you guys have suggested at all.

[Ikillion]

[COLOR=#001824][SIZE="1"][FONT="Trebuchet MS"]Once I actually give it a thought, I'm such a sick and disturbing person a better question would be to ask what would I [I]not [/I]do if the price was right[/FONT].[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[James]

[quote name='Desbreko'][color=#4B0082]I'd delete OtakuBoards for $1 million. Drop me a PM if you're interested.[/color][/QUOTE]

[font=franklin gothic medium]And I'd pay someone $100,000,001 to hunt you down if you did. :catgirl:[/font]

[Allamorph]

[quote name='James][font=franklin gothic medium']And I'd pay someone $100,000,001 to hunt you down if you did. :catgirl:[/font][/quote]
[FONT=Arial]Wait, what?

I'm sorry. My ears tend to perk up at the sound of a prospective customer.

(So, uh, [COLOR="DarkRed"]James[/COLOR]....how bad is the ensuing paperwork? I hate paperwork.)[/FONT]

[Raiha]

[quote name='James'][font=franklin gothic medium]And I'd pay someone $100,000,001 to hunt you down if you did. :catgirl:[/font][/QUOTE]

[COLOR="DarkOrchid"][FONT="Times New Roman"]I'd take that hit for you baby.

I'm only what? An hour away from him? I'll take Polaroids. But that might be extra. Maybe I should dress up as Samus BEFORE I kill him.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[Horendithas]

[COLOR="Indigo"][quote name='The13thMan;796949][COLOR=DarkOrange][FONT=Century Gothic]Wanna bet money on it? =D[/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE]How much you willing to lose? Because as one of Rach's best friends I'm positive that I have never, ever met you.[quote name='James'][font=franklin gothic medium']And I'd pay someone $100,000,001 to hunt you down if you did. :catgirl:[/font][/quote]I'd hunt Des down for free, just so I could... Well I'm sure you don't need me to say just what I would do with him. :p

When it comes to sex, if the price is right there's plenty that I'd be willing to do. I'd much rather do that than some of the 'gross' things mentioned. lol[/COLOR]

[Aaryanna_Mom]

[quote name='Desbreko'][color=#4B0082]I'd delete OtakuBoards for $1 million. Drop me a PM if you're interested.[/color][/QUOTE]And I'd offer you several batches of homemade cookies to not delete OtakuBoards. Considering that it's unlikely that any member even has a million dollars to give you, I think that's an offer that you would be foolish to overlook. :p

Anyway, there really isn't much that I would do for money. I realize this thread is just for fun, but no. I'm just boring that way.

[Blayze]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1]I'd kick Deus Ex Machina in the nads for £1,000,000. Actually, scratch that, I'd do it for free.[/SIZE][/FONT]

[Aberinkula]

[QUOTE]And I'd offer you several batches of homemade cookies to not delete OtakuBoards. Considering that it's unlikely that any member even has a million dollars to give you, I think that's an offer that you would be foolish to overlook.[/QUOTE]

[COLOR="77656"]Darn, cookies or 1-mill. Christ I'm at a standstill.

I'd kick Blayze in the man-cooch for kicing DeM for 1,000,000 dollars! No offense, but no one kicks DeM's nuts expect me and Fyxe.

Actually no, I'd take the whole cast of the OC to dinner than throw them into a lake for a million dallars[/COLOR]

[2010DigitalBoy]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]While Fyxe can do whatever she wants to my nuts, Prem, you do not have the right. Not until you have surpassed me or become my equal. Now return to your training!!!

Anywho, Blayze, I'd pay you to kick me in the nuts, but if you're willing to do it for free, you can go ahead. Make sure you kick them hard enough to make them inert at least, so I can go up to everyone and say "THE BALLS ARE INERT!" and then go get a sex change >_>

For a billion dollars i'd do anything. Period. I'd ****ing amputate my arm and get raped with it, I don't care. For a million, hell, I'll be your ***-slave for eternity. I like money. [/COLOR]

[Aberinkula]

[COLOR="77656"]Who would you be an ***-slave to? Can't be me, I'm taken. *Walks back to his corner* I'll pay DB two-billion to meet me and my freinds so we can torture him with bad music. Well, I have Tool and Coheed & Cambria... but that's all. >_>[/COLOR]

[Panda]

I would have my left index finger surgically amputated for one million dollars. Heck, I would probably do it for less. It's not like I really need that finger, PLUS it would make my hands even since I am already missing my right index finger. Come to think of it, if I were to get a million for each finger I would be willing to give up a few more.