Poetic Stanza Game (R for potential language)

[Lt.Zero]

[COLOR="Navy"]In my history class we recently had to remake the 'TWas the Night Before Christmas' poem with an event from U.S. history. So I thought it might be fun if the people in the good old OB created something like it in a comical form one stanza at a time. The rules are simple.

1. Only post one stanza.

2. Each stanza has to be four lines and has to ryhmn.

3. Each post has to correspond in some way to the last.

If you want to post, have fun. If not, oh well.[/COLOR]