Skye Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 [size=1]"Green M&M's. Oh, [i]HELL[/i] yeah." xD I have a long history with green M&M's... "No, bad zombie! We don't EAT the roses..." Just a little reminder to myself later... if I can still read. o_O[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korey Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 [FONT="Franklin Gothic Medium"]"Wait, you mean to tell me Lysol really is poisounous?" "This grave marker is telling me that no one really is paying attention to what Korey did..." ~ indifference "Here lies, Korey.....yep...he's still there...not gonna move anytime soon..." "I'll be back..."[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChibiHorsewoman Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=3]My tombstone is probably going to say that I talked myself to death- I already talk myself into losing my voice every three months so talking myself to death isn't that much of a stretch. This reminds me eerily of an assignment I had in my twelfth grade English class. After reading [b]Our Town[/b] my English teacher made everyone write their eulogies. For Christ sake I was seventeen, what do I want to write a eulogy for? Okay and now that I read some of the other replies I have some other things to add: "See, I told you I had all of eternity to be skinny!" "Can we dig it? Yes we can!" (Bob the Builder reference) "Please leave me alone. This is the most rest I've gotten in Decades." 'Will haunt for flowers." 'They lied- hard work really does kill people!" "I didn't let worry kill me, I let the church help." "That's all there is, there ain't no more, unless I come to life once more." And maybe now I should stop and let you all shake your heads at this.[/color][/font][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spectacular Professor Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Hah. Dates can't lie to me this time. [U]That[/U] is a post by Chibihorsewoman made within the past hour! What? I'm putting that on my tombstone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skye Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 [size=1]"[b]The goal in life is not to arrive at the grave, well preserved, but instead to slide in last-moment yelling "DAMN, WHAT A RUSH!"[/b]" ... Sorry.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaskedRider Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 [I]On a cold winter morning In the time before the light In flames of death's eternal reign We ride towards the fight When the darkness has fallen down And the times are tough alright The sound of evil laughter falls Around the world tonight Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel Through the wastelands evermore The scattered souls will feel the hell Bodies wasted on the shores On the blackest waves in hell's domain We watch them as they go Through fire and pain and once again we know! So now we fly ever free We're free before the thunderstorm On towards the wilderness Our quest carries on Far beyond the sundown Far beyond the moonlight Deep inside our hearts and all our souls! So far away we wait for the day For the light source so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on! As the red day is dawning And the lightning cracks the sky They'll raise their hands to the heavens above With resentment in their eyes Running back through the midmorning light There's a burning in my heart We're banished from the time in a fallen land To a life beyond the stars In your darkest dreams see to believe Our destiny is time And endlessly we'll all be free tonight! And on the wings of a dream So far beyond reality All alone in desperation Now the time has gone Lost inside you'll never find Lost within my own mind Day after day this misery must go on! So far away we wait for the day For the lives all so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on! Now here we stand with their blood on our hands We fought so hard, now can we understand I'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly can For freedom of every man! So far away we wait for the day For the lives all so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on![/i] My tombstone will be 8 feet tall and made of black marble. I'm going out like a king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[Sound_Nin] Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 [COLOR=Navy][FONT=Book Antiqua]They've done it! Resurrected this thread! Just like I'll be resurrected when the Apocolypse happens. As a mutated super-human. To collect the souls of everyone except the Germans. They don't have souls, after all. (My grandmother's German, so it's okay to say that!) Now, what to put on my tombstone? "Pepperoni." Baha. I'd love to have that on my tombstone. Get it? Get it? "(My name, date born, date died) : Went the way of the Marlboro man." "It wasn't suicide, it was an accident! Seriously!" No, I don't plan on suicide. So if something happens that appears to be suicide, you know it's an accident. :D "And I STILL don't know where babies come from." >.> [/FONT][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChibiHorsewoman Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 [quote name='Aceburner']Hah. Dates can't lie to me this time. [U]That[/U] is a post by Chibihorsewoman made within the past hour! What? I'm putting that on my tombstone.[/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype cosiva][size=3]I know will wonders never cease? I still remember the website and my password Let's see... what else Keep Staring, I might come back to life I'm not dead, just floating (P!nk reference) Would you like to be my neighbor? Hah! Dell can't get me now! My mom was right, I should always wear clean underwear incase I get into a car accident *knock on wood* Don't eat furry grapes (This involves a lady I was taking care of tonight.... ick) See people I am still alive- I just have to catch up on sleep and politics[/color][/font][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwind Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 I want mine to be simple and straight to the point. [CENTER]Here lies Casey James Hengstebeck He lived hard Loved hard And went out with one hell of a bang. Suck It B****es[/CENTER] I have no intention of dieing a boring death from being too old to live. I plan to go out with one hell of a show and I want everyone to know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S#!T-Pistol Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 mines going to say "First and hopefully not the last-Sky Pirate." Cause i'm kool!:animeswea eat a dick:cussing: pshh....how many of you have air ships...show of hands. HA! didn't think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabrina Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 [FONT="Tahoma"]Uh... how about this? "[B]Somewhere, some town is missing it's village idiot.[/B]" Oh would I just laugh like crazy if I ever saw that on a grave marker. :catgirl:[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberinkula Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 [B][COLOR="Navy"]"I came, I saw, I blacked out." "Sadly, I had just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico." "Does anyone have any lotion for cracked skin? "This isn't goodbye, I'll be in your garden tomorrow!" "I guess where the sidewalk ends is a cliff..." "Don't piss him off, seven days can become less." "In case of Necrophelia, break bones."[/COLOR][/B] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyrusDragon Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 "Here lies the most insane person in our lives. We only hope hell is treating her kindly (as if that's possible) She gave us someone to talk to, someone to cry on, someone to trust. In her death, sorrow is bad. We should be happy because she would want us to be." I guess that's what mine would say. I can't think of anything more original then that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibi-master Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Hmm... Mine would say something like: "Don't worry peoples. I am happily burning in the pits of Hell. By the way, anyone got any aloe vera for this first degree burn here...and here...and here...and, OH GOOD LORD, I'M ON FIRE!!! WAAUGH!!! PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OUT!!!" How's that?:animesmil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haku877 Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 I just thought of one "Don't blame me, all I said to her was if I could see if they were real..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenso Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 "He finally got the wrong guy mad at him." "We told him to keep his mouth shut - he didn't listen." I'm not known for watching what I say, and I've been getting warnings for year that I'm gonna get my butt kicked one of these days. Not that people haven't tried, but I tend to prove fairly resilient. But even I know I'm gonna be on the severely losing end eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 "No Good Deed Goes Unpunished." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haku877 Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 What if you just have those pranks or jokes like: "this is just as bad as the yellow snoco--- why you bastards...." "This is why I hate High School Musical..." "Crap, did I leave the water running?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odin M Yggdrasi Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 [quote name='MaskedRider'][I]On a cold winter morning In the time before the light In flames of death's eternal reign We ride towards the fight When the darkness has fallen down And the times are tough alright The sound of evil laughter falls Around the world tonight Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel Through the wastelands evermore The scattered souls will feel the hell Bodies wasted on the shores On the blackest waves in hell's domain We watch them as they go Through fire and pain and once again we know! So now we fly ever free We're free before the thunderstorm On towards the wilderness Our quest carries on Far beyond the sundown Far beyond the moonlight Deep inside our hearts and all our souls! So far away we wait for the day For the light source so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on! As the red day is dawning And the lightning cracks the sky They'll raise their hands to the heavens above With resentment in their eyes Running back through the midmorning light There's a burning in my heart We're banished from the time in a fallen land To a life beyond the stars In your darkest dreams see to believe Our destiny is time And endlessly we'll all be free tonight! And on the wings of a dream So far beyond reality All alone in desperation Now the time has gone Lost inside you'll never find Lost within my own mind Day after day this misery must go on! So far away we wait for the day For the lives all so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on! Now here we stand with their blood on our hands We fought so hard, now can we understand I'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly can For freedom of every man! So far away we wait for the day For the lives all so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on![/i] My tombstone will be 8 feet tall and made of black marble. I'm going out like a king.[/QUOTE] DragonForce: Through the fire and the flames we carry on. Interesting choice at least. Here's my latest one: "Death before dishonor. And well, I lied." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chibiotomegamer Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Mine would say, "here lies a shy and slightly weird girl who played to many games" I want mine to admit what I really am:animeswea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haku877 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 It could say somthing like" Here lies haku, he was kind, gentle, and always loved------What? this isnt haku? well damn, who is this then? oh well lets move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWNED Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 'His invincibility was greatly exaggerated' "Rocked too hard for his own good" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChibiHorsewoman Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 [quote name='Ben']"No Good Deed Goes Unpunished."[/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Props for the Wicked/ Elphaba reference. I can't wait... I'm going to be seeing that play in June :animesmil I have some more... Hmm I guess that spell didn't work Beware of brunette girls from Kansas flying houses I guess they do have expiration dates for a reason. Damn... maybe I shouldn't have mixed Chlorox with Windex And it turns out... I can't fly either[/color][/font][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spectacular Professor Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 "Coke and Mentos: Fun to Watch, Not Fun to Experience." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenso Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 "Maybe Now He Actually Can Fly" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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