Raiha Posted March 27, 2008 Author Share Posted March 27, 2008 [COLOR="DarkOrchid"][FONT="Times New Roman"][i]"There Is No Medicine for Angry Fools"[/i][/FONT][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwind Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I came up with this idea after a conversation I had with one of my dumber friends... [CENTER]"Don't worry, dogs love me." He was mauled to death.[/CENTER] This is based off of an actual conversation I had with a friend of mine as we were walking past the MP (Military Police) K-9 training ground. We could hear the dogs barking over in the kennel there and my buddy turns to me and says "Ya know what? I think I wanna run over there and go play with those dogs." I looked at him, a bit confused at the moment because that had nothing to do with what we were talking about only a moment ago. I then followed up with "Are you an idiot? Those dogs would tear you up." He then looks at me and says "Don't worry, dogs love me." I looked back to him and said "Yeah, I'll make sure they right that on your tombstone, just above the line that says you were mauled to death." I swear to you this all happend. And no, he didn't jump the fence to go "play" with the dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 [color=darkred][size=1] I plan on being cremated and not having a tombstone. If I do get one, though.... "He was too Punk Rock for life." "I'm standing right behind you." "Life's a *****, but damn she was good in bed." "h4x" "Life is like a box of chocolates. Most of it tastes terrible, but every once in a while you get something good. Then you choke to death."[/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altorin Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Apparently He Could Touch This. or I Can See Up Your Skirt. WooT!! I'm Not Original!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibi-master Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Since I just spent the last few hours watching Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged... "BURN THE WITCH! Oh wait, we already did..." "Here lies Tristan's voice...or not." "Screw the rules, I'm dead, so I don't need 'em!" ____________________________________________________________________ That is all the crap I have for you today.:bow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeLarge Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 [B][SIZE=1]Here lies Phil: former male prostitute. [/SIZE][/B][SIZE=1]Or, alternatively... [B]He died a noble death: a drug-fuelled sex heart attack.[/B] [/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spectacular Professor Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][CENTER]Here lies Ace. His last words will be forever remembered: "Hold my Coke. I wanna try something."[/CENTER] Alternatively: [CENTER]"You'll pay for this, Allamorph!"[/CENTER][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Persona Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 [B][SIZE="1"][COLOR="DarkOrchid"][CENTER]Will always be remembered as Sango. For her true name is a forbidden word. If you say her true name 3 times, Her ghost will appear and steal your beloved twinkies.[/CENTER] [B][INDENT]Seriously no one calls me by my real name. Even people who don't know squat about anime, introduce me as Sango and stay calling me Sango. I begin to wonder if my friends even rmember my true name![/INDENT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altorin Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Thought of Another one... "He Didn't Get The Memo that Capes Do not Give you the power of Flight." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChibiHorsewoman Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 [color=#9933ff]Hey I still live, I just haven't been able to be here in a while. So I guess I'll shut up and add some more They lied- apperantly hard work does kill people Honestly what is wrong with you, wearing a dead woman's shoes. Were you raised in a barn? (Wicked Reference) Okay okay! Stop staring at me! Don't worry about it! I wrote my eulogy in grade twelve. (This is true. My twelfth grade English teacher had the class write eulogies for themselves after we read Our Town. I don't know what happened to mine.) Blame Canada! Looks like flying around in a bubble isn't for everyone. Yeah crappy come back![/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haku877 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Just something I thought of "Damn, Now i owe him 20 bucks" Or "Ha. To bad he one the bet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 [quote name='Haku877']"Ha. To bad he one the bet."[/QUOTE][font=trebuchet ms]If I were walking through a graveyard looking for interesting names and dates (as one does), and I happened to see this on a marker, my life would effectively be made. It is cryptic [spoiler](heh...cryptic)[/spoiler] both orthoraphically and (as a result) syntactically, to say nothing of the unspecified nature of the bet itself. I don't think it would be going too far to say that this epitaph would haunt me for the rest of my life.[/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Persona Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 [COLOR="Sienna"][SIZE="1"][B][CENTER]"Died Bravely in a Yaoi Fan girls Brawl. Even if she fought over guys made of ink"[/CENTER] Yaoi Fan girls can be really scary. So don't ever offend them or claim that some ink guy belongs to you. Heehee [/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibi-master Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 [quote name='Goddess Katana'][COLOR="Sienna"][SIZE="1"][B][CENTER]"Died Bravely in a Yaoi Fan girls Brawl. Even if she fought over guys made of ink"[/CENTER] Yaoi Fan girls can be really scary. So don't ever offend them or claim that some ink guy belongs to you. Heehee [/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE] We, the Yaoi Fan girls of the world, salute you. And are you speaking from personal experience?:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Persona Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 [quote name='chibi-master']We, the Yaoi Fan girls of the world, salute you. And are you speaking from personal experience?:o[/QUOTE] [SIZE="1"][COLOR="Sienna"][INDENT]Why thank you, thank you! Being a yaoi fangirl has it's honor. Also I do get into arguments and even fights (Playfully or maybe I think it is?) with my best friend. So it gets intense, so I imagine it would be a war zone. A whole bunch of us stuck together in a room! 'Here lies.....ummm [B]whatsherface[/B]?'[/INDENT][/COLOR][/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiaBinx Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Here lies several people: Miranda May-May Binx Mandy Manda Buddy Panda Monkey Person Foxstar, leader of the FoxTribe And ALOT OF OTHERS TOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibi-master Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 "I REGRET NOTHING!!!" "I was never normal, if you are, well then, it sucks to be you." "Buried with her favorite squeaky chew toy." "Idiots are people too!" "Woof. Arf. Ruff. Bark. etc." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChibiHorsewoman Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 [color=#9933ff][center]This loser died defending her right to claim InuYasha first Guess it's too late for her to get a life[/center] That was born of a recent email between my friend Lisa and I [center]Died protecting cheese and crackers from a cranky old person[/center] That was thanks to an incident tonight at work. [center]Migrains do kill you![/center] Gawd I hope not![/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibi-master Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 "Beating the crap outta Hell, and enjoying every minute of it!":smirk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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