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[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Calibri]Translate this for me, please.

[SPOILER]Hint: the phrase is actually "from here on in", which makes actual sense.[/SPOILER][/FONT][/QUOTE]

Sorry, inside joke. Probably would have been less confusing to use the other, but having my friend call me up to scream at me about the post was far too much fun I'll change it if you want, though.
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[quote name='chibi-master']Sorry, inside joke. Probably would have been less confusing to use the other, but having my friend call me up to scream at me about the post was far too much fun I'll change it if you want, though.[/QUOTE][font=helvetica]Are all of your malapropisms inside jokes?[/font]
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[quote name='Sara'][font=helvetica]Are all of your malapropisms inside jokes?[/font][/QUOTE]

A good majority are. And are all of your posts sad attempts to humiliate someone you don't even know over the internet?

Still can't figure out how to get pictures into my posts, so look below!:catgirl: I can't imagine what would happen if they had a leak over that...:animedepr
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[quote name='chibi-master']Still can't figure out how to get pictures into my posts, so look below!:catgirl: I can't imagine what would happen if they had a leak over that...:animedepr[/QUOTE]

[color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Yeah, but it looks like a good place to hide some Cakesters! LOL

Okay so here's a good joke:

[COLOR="Red"][B]A young Canadian soldier was attending some college courses between assignments .
He had also completed missions in Afghanistan .

One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He Looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the young soldier got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The young man went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and asked, "What the hell is the matter with! you? Why did you do that?"

Came the reply,
"God was too busy today protecting our soldiers who are protecting your right to talk stupid and act like an *******. So, He sent me" [/B][/COLOR]

And yes, I copied and pasted it from an email a friend of mine sent me, and I am too lazy to correct spelling and grammar because I have a shedload of kids coming over in two hours![/color][/font][/size]
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[quote name='chibi-master']A good majority are. And are all of your posts sad attempts to humiliate someone you don't even know over the internet?[/QUOTE][font=secret font!][size=3]What? No, of course not.

I was commenting (like Allamorph) on an exchange I found confusing and a little bit funny. I certainly wasn't attempting to humiliate anyone.

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings; that wasn't my intent. [/size][/font]
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[quote name='Elk' date='27 July 2010 - 08:37 PM' timestamp='1280277422' post='698063']
Here's another Remi Gaillard video for all to enjoy, since chibi-master loved the first one so much. =]

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[color=indigo]Hilarious! I Googled this guy after watching the video. He does some ridiculous stuff. I wish there was a video where he got caught by one of his "victims".[/color]
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[center][img]http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/funny-facebook-armed-forces.png[/img]

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[FONT=Calibri]This is why you should never get off on feeling superior: someone who happens to be [i]your[/i] superior will probably find out and remind you just how much you're [i]not[/i].[/FONT]
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[quote name='Allamorph' date='25 August 2010 - 10:07 AM' timestamp='1282745265' post='699827']
[center][img]http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/funny-facebook-armed-forces.png[/img]

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[FONT=Calibri]This is why you should never get off on feeling superior: someone who happens to be [i]your[/i] superior will probably find out and remind you just how much you're [i]not[/i].[/FONT]
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[color=indigo]For the win. Doesn't it read kind of like the he wants the dinosaurs to rape and eat these people and their families, but does he want the dinosaurs to torture and murder them as well? I'm sure you could get a dinosaur to rape something, but I don't know if they are going to water-board anyone...that is tough to do without opposable thumbs.
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