Sabrina Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 [FONT="Tahoma"]This is kind of funny in how pathetic this girl is. I mean crying and getting upset because the new car she got for her birthday is the wrong color? [URL="http://www.yikers.com/video_spoiled_brat_gets_car_and_cries_about_color.html"][U]Wrong Color[/U][/URL] [B]lolwut!?![/B][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 [CENTER][IMG]http://zeitgeistglee.250free.com/HoboKarateRevenge.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://zeitgeistglee.250free.com/RedNeckHottub.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunfallE Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 [COLOR="RoyalBlue"][FONT="Lucida Sans Unicode"]Wow, that car one... o_O Talk about pathetic. Anyway, moar cats! Sometimes, I actually find myself wanting to do this. XP [CENTER][IMG]http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/26/srslystfu128510662103906250.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] This one makes me laugh, even though I [I]know[/I] it's photo shopped. XD [CENTER][IMG]http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/2963/paniclm2.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER][/FONT][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 [quote name='SunfallE'][COLOR="RoyalBlue"][FONT="Lucida Sans Unicode"]Anyway, moar cats! XP[/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [SIZE="1"]Ur doin it rong, teh kittehs go in teh Caturday thread ! If you liked the hot-tub one Beth, you'll love these. [CENTER][IMG]http://file044a.bebo.com/5/large/2008/09/02/20/6789171883a8794824715l.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://file044a.bebo.com/5/large/2008/09/02/20/6789171883a8794823454l.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://file044a.bebo.com/5/large/2008/09/02/20/6789171883a8794823030l.jpg[/IMG][/size][/CENTER] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korey Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 [Font= "Franklin Gothic Medium"]I've been really diggin on these guys as of late. Flight of the Conchords is so good, I can't stop listening to their CD or watching vids on them...lol[/font] [YOUTUBE="Albi, the Racist Dragon"]X-jVAHAuiS4[/YOUTUBE] [YOUTUBE="Business Time"]WGOohBytKTU&feature=related[/YOUTUBE] [YOUTUBE="A Kiss is not a Contract"]9iSlPoQm2XY&feature=related[/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allamorph Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 [FONT="Arial"]A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan; so, the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but, we're a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies, "The airport wanted to charge me two hundred dollars to store my car. Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" (Not all blondes are dumb.)[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachmaninoff Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Nice one Allamorph. =P Now since this is a dog and not a cat... I present the attack of the Aaryanna's! [CENTER][IMG]http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/2/128648548157251762.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeLarge Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 [SIZE=1]Not sure if anyone's posted this already, but... [/SIZE][center][SIZE=1][IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b16/Blayze54/LOL-1.gif[/IMG][/SIZE] [/center] [SIZE=1] MEGA-LOLZ [/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 [SIZE="1"]A few jokes from Comedy Central. Oh and DeLarge, that was awesome.[/SIZE] [QUOTE][SIZE="1"][B]Computer Diagnosis[/B] One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. ''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks." Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message: "Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better." [B]Man, Woman, Sleeping Compartment [/B] A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket." The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married." The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles. "Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!" [B]Another Dumb Blonde [/B] A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!'' The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''[/SIZE] [/QUOTE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allamorph Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 [CENTER][FONT="Arial"]And now for something completely different![/FONT] [IMG]http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/2/ihazacleese128648564641972697.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabrina Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 [FONT="Tahoma"]Hehehe, this one made me giggle a lot. ^_^ [CENTER][IMG]http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/funny-dog-pictures-dog-is-allergic-to-your-baby.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horendithas Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 [CENTER][IMG]http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/5/eatrightexerc128651416557127145.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabrina Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 [FONT="Tahoma"]This video is pretty funny if you like Shakespeare. Raiha sent it to [COLOR="Indigo"]Indi[/COLOR] who then sent it to me. So I am now sharing it with all of you. :catgirl: [CENTER][YOUTUBE="Reduced Shakespeare Co. on Jeopardy!"]oOWC5zf8YMw[/YOUTUBE][/CENTER][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allamorph Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 [CENTER][FONT="Arial"][B]Warning: Language[/B]-ish-ness. Kind of. Shaddup. [URL=http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicbabytreated2.png][COLOR="Blue"]linky[/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/CENTER] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 [SIZE="1"]Our lecturer showed this to us as a group during the lecture break, absolutely awesome. [CENTER][YOUTUBE="Terry Tate - Office Linebacker"]RzToNo7A-94[/YOUTUBE][/CENTER][/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allamorph Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 [CENTER][FONT="Arial"]Hey hey. Looka-here. [IMG]http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/duran-duran-1986-gayer-than-advertised.jpg?w=470&h=350[/IMG][/FONT][/CENTER] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sangome Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 [size=1]o hai gais Haha, so I have a boatload of fail to provide you all, fresh from my forays over into 4chan. Enjoy. [IMG]http://i37.tinypic.com/dr7fgk.jpg[/IMG] Classic. [IMG]http://i37.tinypic.com/348k9js.jpg[/IMG] Clearly, that's a vampric baby. [IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/2vinqth.jpg[/IMG] wat [IMG]http://i36.tinypic.com/1zoyfic.jpg[/IMG] And people wonder why I hate yaoi. [URL="http://i38.tinypic.com/2hnq8fp.jpg"]Linked out 'cause this psycho posted her address publicly...then again, that's HER own fault...[/URL][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allamorph Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 [CENTER][IMG]http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/17/128661191271413035.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/16/128660486875348997.jpg[/IMG] [FONT=Arial]Seriously? No one's posted? Come on, guys![/FONT] [IMG]http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/16/128660828961313411.jpg[/IMG] [URL=http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/17/128661702268695531.jpg][COLOR=Blue][FONT=Arial]On second thought, I'll link this.[/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/CENTER] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spectacular Professor Posted September 21, 2008 Author Share Posted September 21, 2008 [CENTER][IMG]http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/21/128664562285622644.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Because Zack Efron is a creepy mutha.[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horendithas Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 [COLOR="Indigo"]theslackerz is an awesome site with the comics they've produced, so with that in mind, I present this little gem for your enjoyment. [CENTER][URL="http://theslackerz.com/comic/003.jpg"][COLOR="DarkOrchid"]What'cha gon' do?[/COLOR][/URL][/CENTER][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allamorph Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 [CENTER] [YOUTUBE="Epic Fail Is Epic"]bPWZ7ASnhiE[/YOUTUBE] [/CENTER] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaryanna Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 [COLOR="DarkGreen"][FONT="Book Antiqua"]You know it's true. [I]*laughs*[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/6682/gaspricespf6.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER][/FONT][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spectacular Professor Posted September 25, 2008 Author Share Posted September 25, 2008 [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]So I figured we should get some PSAs out there after the whole thing with Oprah and the over 9000 joke (look it up yourself, I'm not posting it.) [URL="http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/Lunastalker.jpg"][COLOR="Blue"][B]It's kinda big.[/B][/COLOR][/URL][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 [COLOR="Indigo"]This song is hilarious! the music video, not so much. Anyway, alot of people should know this song![/COLOR][YOUTUBE="Peanut Butter Jelly Time"]UmdeSW4OA-I[/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertphoenix Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=DarkRed]It's been quite a few years since I've seen something that has reminded me of this video.[/COLOR][/FONT] Edit: I'm having a sudden realization that I have somehow always post videos that have language in them. [youtube="Banana Phone"]YQ4j-MBnLQo[/youtube] To compensate, I'm also posting this [IMG]http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/664/pyzamstupidityoy5.jpg[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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