Lame joke..

[Char!]

Yeah, okay...
...........
Hmmm...
Right. I'm speechless at these "jokes"...
Wow... Some are funny, but some are...
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Wow...

[conpiracymonki]

[b]OK, a [i]real[/i] lame one that made me just cry:

'Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted'

and the funny one:

'There was a lawyer that was talking to his client who just committed murder.
He said: "I have some good news, and some bad news. The bad news is that you're getting the electric chair."
His client said: "That's terrible!! Well, what's the good news? " The lawyer said: "I got the voltage lowered." '

Now [i]there's[/i] a joke, lol[/b]

[Cibo]

LOL! I love that last one.

[D. Dark]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by AJ2K1 4 Life [/i]
[B][b]OK, a [i]real[/i] lame one that made me just cry:

'Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted'

and the funny one:

'There was a lawyer that was talking to his client who just committed murder.
He said: "I have some good news, and some bad news. The bad news is that you're getting the electric chair."
His client said: "That's terrible!! Well, what's the good news? " The lawyer said: "I got the voltage lowered." '

Now [i]there's[/i] a joke, lol[/b] [/B][/QUOTE]

The first one's really cheesy, but the second one's cool.

Here's another lame joke:

A man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm
He walks up to the bartender, and in reply to the question "What would you like?",
he answers "One pint, and one for the road".

By the way, that's like the most popular in Denmark or something (Anyone who's read the Metro should know)

[Navi]

I think its funny when people start to tell a joke then do something weird while at it.

Scenario 1:
Guy: Tell me a joke
Guy2: Ok, Why did the chWATCH OUT THE CAR IS GOING TO HIT YOU!!!!!!!!!icken cross the road?
Guy: Huh?????? Uhm..ok....what car? What are you talking about?
Guy2: What do you mean what car? Answer the question. I didn't say anything about cars, dork.
Guy: Uhm..ok. I give up, why?
Guy2: To get to thTHE CAR IS COMING!!!!e other side.

Scenario 2:
Person: So the dog in the house peed on the *long emotionless glare*....
Person2: Huh??? Why are you looking at me like that?
Person: *glare*
Person2: Hellooo????
Person: *glare*............AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAA.
Person2: *scared* JESUS CHRIST you're a jerk!

[Dan L]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DrunkenMaster88 [/i]
[B]ok i know this is a lame joke thread but i think this one is to funny to pass up...

In the near future, Ethiopia will no longer be starving. Why is this?

Because Sally Struthers is dead!!

AHHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(well i thought it was funny) [/B][/QUOTE]

.........:therock:

yes....... very funny.......
perhaps living in the UK too long has made me ignorant to such jokes.....

wellll...

There are three men in a plane who are going skydiving. One holds an apple, the other has an orange, and the last has an unlit bomb.

The man with the apple throws his fruit out, jumps out with it. When he gets to the ground, there is a girl standing next to a dead cat and crying. The man asks, "Little girl why are you crying?"

She replies, "An apple came out of the sky and hit my cat in the head and she died." So he gets her a new cat.

The man with the orange throws his orange out and jumps with it. A little boy is standing next to a dead dog and crying now. The man asks, "Little boy, why are you crying?"

He replies, "An orange came out of the sky, hit my dog in the head and he died." So he gets the boy a new dog.

The last man lights his bomb, throws it out, then follows. There is a little boy at the bottom, laughing and standing next to a pile of rubble. The man asks, "Little boy, why are you laughing?"

And he replies, "I farted and my house blew up!"