Writing Pranks!

[chibi-master]

Hi there. I'm chibi-master. I am a proffesional prankster. I prank for fun, pay and maybe both sometimes. Now, as a prankster, I have maaany victims. These are their stories.
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Rachmaninoff had been out grocery shopping. It was a very nerve-wrecking thing, too. What, with all the pranks being pulled. He hadn't been pranked yet, fortunately. But that only made him even more nervous. So Mr. Rachmaninoff was constantly on the look out for stray banana peels, puddles and falling pianos. But he would soon see that vigilance does not protect everyone...

Rach set the grocery bags down on his kitchen counter. He had an uneasy feeling as he made his way to the living room of the house, ignoring the groceries that needed to be put up. He sat down on the couch and stared at the walls. Then he saw his beloved cello leaning in the corner.

[I]Well, I [B]do[/B] need something to calm me down a bit.[/I], he thought as he made his way over to the instrument. He started to play it. Or at least, he attempted to. But something was wrong. The sound was coming out very strangely if at all. But he ignored this for a moment as he spotted a piece of paper on his coffee table. It hadn't been there when he left, right? So he hurried to the table and picked up the bright green note. In black sharpie was written,

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="2"][B]Check your cello, sir.
c.m.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT]

Rachmaninoff's stomach did a flip as he spun around and examined his cello. It was normal. Shiny, lovely, fruity-smelling-WAIT! Fruity-smelling?! He quickly turned his cello over. The cello spewed out strawberry Jell-o like there was no tomorrow. It would obviously take forever to clean up, and his cello was probably ruined.

"CHIBI-MASTER!!! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!" Rachmaninoff shouted. Somewhere, though he did not know where, chibi-master was laughing maniacally. At him.
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Okay, there you have it! I will be pranking many members...so watch out, you may be next!;)
P.S. If you have any ideas for a good prank to pull on someone or just a good prank idea in general, please let me know, I will most likely use your idea.:animesmil

[Drizzt Do'urden]

You have to give "props" where props are do chibi. It's starting off too, and I'm sure going to continue to be, a funny, unique idea. The cello prank was good and I'm looking forward to seeing what else you'll throw at us.

[Rachmaninoff]

I have absolutely no comment on that prank. I do have a bit off advice for you though chibi-master. It's simple really. Don't [I]ever[/I] pull that kind of prank on someone in real life. I can guarantee you that it's 100% not funny at all, that and you're likely to be grounded for life by your parents. =P

[chibi-master]

Don't worry, Rachmaninoff! I'm too lazy to play a prank like that in real life, not to mention I can't cook worth a crap.
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SunfallE was rushing home. She had received a phone call from her neighbor, Sabrina, Rachmaninoff had been badly pranked and was in a state of shock. She was heading home to comfort him so that he wouldn't go off the deep end. But she was nervous. There was almost nobody walking the streets of Otaku City. They were too afraid of being pranked to leave their homes often. Most people would find this fear to be ridiculously stupid. But most people didn't know chibi's pranks. They were degrading, maddening, and sometimes, potentially dangerous.

As SunfallE hurried through the empty-looking city, she started to hear a beeping. It was the type of beeping you hear in a van when it backs up. She looked around, but the streets were vaccant. She concluded that she was just hearing things in her panic to get home. But the beeping wouldn't stop! It kept a steady rythm with SunfallE's steps. She started to walk faster and faster, until she was sprinting. But the beeping continued, growing louder and louder. SunfallE made a sudden stop.

"WHAT IS THAT BEEPING?!" she yelled into the air, head faced up. And then she saw it. There was a giant construction crane above her. An enormous net of fish attached to it. And the driver of the fishy crane, was non-other than chibi-master, who gave a triumphant smile. "You're kidding me..." SunfallE gasped.

"Not at all. This is no joke. It's a prank." chibi said happily through a megaphone. Then she pulled some funny-looking levers and pressed a big red button. Down came the load of fish as the net tore open. The fish landed smack ontop of SunfallE. She was now wet, smelly and had a fish sliding off her shoulder as many more flopped around her feet. She was too stunned to say anything as the crane turned around and merrily sped off.
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Okays! I did it! This is fun! I had this idea in my head for a while today. Glad I finally got it typed up! Now who shall I prank next...:smirk:

[Lunar]

[COLOR="Indigo"]You should prank me next!!!!!!:animesmil As for a good prank, put a slippery ice cube into the back of someone's shirt who's watching tv, really easy, but funny.[/COLOR]

[chibi-master]

That's just what I was thinking, Lunar!:animesmil
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Lunar was calmly walking the streets of Otaku City. She had been on vacation for a while and had just gotten back home. She had her luggage delivered to her apartment and decided to take a walk. But something was wrong. The streets were empty. No one was there. She wondered why as she turned a corner. And then she saw the unthinkable.

"S-sunfallE?!" she stammered as she gazed upon one of the city's Mods that had scolded her many times. SunfallE was covered in fish and slime. "What happened?!"

"Lunar! You're back from vacation!" SunfallE gasped.

"Umm...yeah? What's going on here? You're covered in goop and the city looks deserted." Lunar replied.

"Hurry up and get home! Lock your door and windows! Chibi-master has been on a pranking spree. Anyone she hasn't pranked yet is a target! And since you've been gone, you haven't been pranked!" SunfallE explained. Lunar stared at the Mod in disbelief. Then she ran down the street and to her apartment screaming bloody murder. "Well...that was some reaction...:o" SunfallE muttered as she headed home to take a shower.

Lunar made it to her apartment unscathed. She threw herself into the small living space and locked the door. She then proceeded to rush around the apartment, locking the three windows that adorned the space. When she was done, she sat down on her couch and panted. "What'll I do?!" Lunar panicked. She decided to watch T.V. in order to relax herself. "Hmm. There's no news on...guess all the reporters are hiding from chibi. OH, CRAPPERS!!! SPONGEBOB'S ON!!!" Lunar squealed joyously. Her focus was soon entirely directed toward the T.V. screen. But then, something went wrong with the television. The screen went bright green for a moment. And then the picture of the happy sponge was replaced by the mocking face of chibi-master. It started to speak.

"Hello, Lunar. My, you've been on vacation for a while now, haven't you. I hope it was enjoyable. Well, to celebrate your home-coming, I've set up a 'cool' surprise for you." chibi announced lazily.

"Where are you?!" Lunar shouted.

"Why, right behind you, my dear friend." said a voice as the T.V. shut off. Before Lunar could even turn her head, she felt a cold sensation coming down her back. Ice cubes were sliding down and over her flesh; and she was wearing a tucked-in shirt. It was agonizing. Lunar crumpled to the floor.

"C-COOOLD!!! AAAUGH!!! IT'S FREEZING!!! WHY, CHIBI, WHY?!" Lunar wailed as she squirmed on the carpeted floor.

"Isn't it simple, though? Fine, I'll tell you why I'm doing this. It's fun." chibi proclaimed as she waltzed toward a window. She clucked her tongue against the roof of her mouth when she tried to open the window. "You've locked your windows? How rude! Did you really not want to see me that badly? Good thing I snuck in here before you got home." she sighed as she unlocked and then hopped out the window and onto the fire-escape. Lunar was left on the floor, ice cubes burning her skin. It was no use to try and resist. Chibi-master was going to prank everyone in Otaku City at this rate...
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There you go, Lunar! Wow...I seemed more like a serial killer in this one.:animeswea

[Rachmaninoff]

[quote name='chibi-master']Don't worry, Rachmaninoff! I'm too lazy to play a prank like that in real life, not to mention I can't cook worth a crap.[/QUOTE]Good. =P Now for an idea, somewhere along the line, you should have a prank that backfires and you're the one who gets clobbered instead of your intended target. Like digging a pit for someone to fall into only you miscalculate and fall in it yourself.

[The Spectacular Professor]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Lookin' pretty good so far. It's clever and fun, albiet a little erratic. And you're right, you sound like a total psycho in that second one. :p

I agree with Rach on the backfiring thing. It would make sense, given the chaotic nature of your pranks. Also, making yourself look stupid is one of the most fun things you can do when writing fiction based around you. Take me getting myself arrested, for example. I had so much fun writing that part, I had myself wondering if I was guilty.[/FONT]

[chibi-master]

Hey, Ace! Whatta coink-ee-dink, you're next!
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Ace peeked out his apartment window when he heard screaming. He saw Lunar running down the street shrieking something he couldn't understand. [I]What a nut-job.[/I] Ace thought as he closed the curtain over the window. He went back to his computer and watched some more Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged. After a while he heard an odd sound outside his apartment...

"Damn it all!" chibi-master shouted as she attempted to crawl her way out of a pit. She had dug the pit as a prank. She made it so that her next target, Ace, would fall in, but her plan had backfired. While she was pulling the sidewalk-colored tarp over the hole, she had tripped and fallen 11 feet to her humiliation. But luckily, she was was only scratched up. [I]Hmm...maybe I'll get lucky and could make this work.[/I]she thought deviously. No sooner than she thought the statement did it come true.

"Chibi?!" gasped a voice overhead. It was Ace. Then, chibi-master had an idea.

"Oh, hello Ace. Long time, no see." chibi sighed in a depressed voice.

"What are you doing down there?!" Ace demanded. Chibi-master sighed.

"Well, Ace, I'm digging my own grave. I'm so ashamed. I humiliated so many people. I feel terrible!" chibi-master sniffled through seemingly-real tears. Ace staggered back a bit.

"Uh, chibi, you don't have to bury yourself alive! C'mon, get out of there!" Ace encouraged. Chibi sobbed loudly.

"I-I can't! I'm stuck!" she cried. Ace stared down at the pathetic-looking teen whimpering in a hole. He jumped in.

"Here, I'll help you." he declared. And then he realized what a rushed and idiotic thing he had just done. "I just need to figure out how..." he muttered. Chibi-master giggled darkly.

"WOW, Ace , just WOW. You've made my hobby a bit too easy." she proclaimed.

"...huh?" Ace replied. Chibi-master shook her head.

"Digging my own grave? You overlooked the fact that I have no shovel. C'mon Ace, you're smarter than that." she said.

"Y-you! You lied!" Ace stuttered, dumfounded.

"Not all of it. I really am stuck, but you're going to help me with that." chibi replied. And before Ace could answer, chibi-master had leaped into the air, landed on his head, and used it as a springboard as she flew upward and out of the hole. "Well, see ya'!" chibi-master cackled.

"Ch-chibi?! You're not going to leave me here! Are you?!" Ace demanded. Chibi stared down at him.

"Yes. Yes, I am." chibi smiled as she turned on her heel and disappeared from Ace's view.

"Chibi?! Chibi?! CHIBI-MASTER!!!" Ace howled from the hole. But chibi-master was already skipping away to find her next victim.
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There, it backfired AND worked!:animesmil

[Allamorph]

[FONT=Arial]Actually, since there are no swear filters in the Anthology, your little asterisk endeavor up there was completely unnecessary.

Unless you just want to censor yourself.

In which case I wonder why you included the expletive at all.[/FONT]

[chibi-master]

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Arial]Actually, since there are no swear filters in the Anthology, your little asterisk endeavor up there was completely unnecessary.

Unless you just want to censor yourself.

In which case I wonder why you included the expletive at all.[/FONT][/QUOTE]

*edits* I haven't the foggiest idea of what you're talking about, good sir.:p

[chibi-master]

Who's turn is it?! ALLAMORPH!!!:animesmil
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Allamorph was jogging back home. Even if the entire city was being pranked, it wouldn't stop him from getting a quick walk or two into his day. But on his way home he stumbled upon a sight most unusual to him. "...Ace?!" he exclaimed. Yes, it was odd. Ace was in a hole. A big one, too! "What are you doing in there?!" Allamorph demanded.

"It was chibi-master! She-ugh, it's a long story! Look, can you just help me get out of here?" Ace begged.

"Umm, yeah. I have a rope at home!" Allamoprh declared. "I'll go get it!"

"Just be careful, man!" Ace called from the pit as Allamorph sped away.

"I will!" Allamorph answered back.

Allamorph soon made it into his house. "Where did I put my rope?!" he wondered aloud as his eyes scanned the house. "Wait a minute! I think they're in my basement!" he said. Allamorph quickly made his way to the basement door. But something didn't feel right. But he ignored his instincts and entered the basement anyway. "Now if I could just find hose ropes..." he muttered as he turned on the lights and searched the basement. He looked everywhere, but there was no rope to be seen. And then his eyes caught something. "You've got to be kidding me..."

There, on a stack of boxes, lay a black cat suit. It was clean and lemony fresh, too! Not coated in inches of dust like everything else in the room. And it hadn't been there before. And then Allamorph heard giggling. He turned around to see chibi-master on top of the stairs and by the basement door.

"Hello! I was wondering when you'd get here." chibi-master stated.

"Chibi-master! What are you-" Allamorph started to ask, bt he was interrupted.

"You were going to help Ace out of the pit! Weren't you?!" chibi demanded angrily.

"Well, yeah, but-"

"No one messes with my pranks, Allamorph, no one!" chibi snarled. Allamorph cocked an eyebrow. He was staring at a real psycho. "But I guess I don't have to worry about that now...after all, you may be here for a while." chibi sighed.

"What the Hell are you talking about, chibi-master?!?!" Allamorph fumed.

"I've hid a cell phone in one of the boxes in this room. If you find it, you can call for help. If not, well, let's just say you'll be a bit hungry for a while. So long, Basement Cat!" chibi said with a chuckle. She then walked out the door, slammed it and locked it.

"You're gonna get it chibi-master! I'm getting Desbreko on your hide as soon as I find that phone!" Allamorph shouted as he tore threw the nearest box.
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Lessee...now I'm gonna take care of the other trouble maker...
Y'know, these seem to be sounding less like pranks and more like attempted murder each time...:animeswea

[Drizzt Do'urden]

Attempted murder, kidnapping, It's all fair game on the boards. I hope you keep these coming because they're hillarious so far. One problem though, what if say someone would call the number of the phone you hid in allamorph's basement (something to spice it up a bit, I couldn't imagine a PI$$ed off Allamorph hunting you down...scary)

[chibi-master]

All in good time, all in good time.
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Sabrina was standing in Rachmaninoff and SunfallE's living room.

"Don't worry, Rach! She'll be here soon!" Sabrina said as she tried to comfort Rachmaninoff. Then Sabrina heard a door open. "SunfallE?! What happened to you?!" she gasped.

"Chibi-master. That's what happened. I'm gonna go take a shower." she sighed. Rachmaninoff dragged himself to the couch and just layed there on it.

"I guess I better go, I'll see you guys later." Sabrina stated as she left.

Sabrina soon arrived in her apartment. It was right next to Rach and SunfallE's house, after all. Anyway, Sabrina was heading to the kitchen to make herself a snack when the phone rang.

"Hello? This is Sabrina." she answered.

"SABRINA?! Good, I reached you in time!" said the other line. It was Allamorph.

"What? In time for what?"

"It's chibi-master, she-ARGH! The battery on this cheap-ass phone is low!"

The phone disconnected. But Sabrina had heard all that she needed to. Chibi-master was coming. [I]What do I do?!?! Should I lock the doors? Go back to Rach and SunfallE's place? ACK![/I] she worried. But then she heard something. There was a tapping coming from the bathroom. Though she knew she shouldn't have, Sabrina started toward the bathroom. The tapping continued.

"Hello? Who's there?" she called in vain. No one answered. She opened the door to the bathroom and walked in. There was no one there. But the tapping was still going strong. And then Sabrina noticed a sticky note on the shower curtain.

[B][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="2"]You might want to get that leak fixed.
~chibi-master[/SIZE][/FONT][/B]

Sabrina pulled back the curtains of the shower. And she found the source of the tapping. The ceiling above the shower was leaking skittles.

"What?!" she exclaimed. Suddenly, a little tape recorder was lowered on a string. Sabrina took it in hand and pressed the play button.

[FONT="Impact"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]T[/COLOR][COLOR="DarkOrange"]A[/COLOR][COLOR="Yellow"]S[/COLOR][COLOR="Lime"]T[/COLOR][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]E[/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]T[/COLOR][COLOR="Purple"]H[/COLOR][COLOR="Magenta"]E[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]R[/COLOR][COLOR="Orange"]A[/COLOR][COLOR="Yellow"]I[/COLOR][COLOR="Lime"]N[/COLOR][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]B[/COLOR][COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]O[/COLOR][COLOR="Purple"]W[/COLOR][COLOR="Magenta"]![/COLOR][COLOR="Red"]![/COLOR][COLOR="Orange"]![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] screamed chibi's voice. And out of nowhere, the ceiling opened and Sabrina was buried by skittles. As the last of the skittles fell, someone entered the bathroom.

"That's what you get for calling SunfallE, silly little tattle-tale." chibi smirked. She then turned on her heels and walked out of the apartment.
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I was hungry and in the mood for skittles...wow it's gettin harder and harder to link every prank together.:animeswea

[Rachmaninoff]

You know what would be fun... go back and edit your post and format the "taste the rainbow" so each letter is a different color. =P For some reason I just think that would be hilarious.

[chibi-master]

[quote name='Rachmaninoff']You know what would be fun... go back and edit your post and format the "taste the rainbow" so each letter is a different color. =P For some reason I just think that would be hilarious.[/QUOTE]

DONE! That was really hard work. Enjoy your giggles, Rach!:animesmil

[Rachmaninoff]

[quote name='chibi-master']DONE! That was really hard work. Enjoy your giggles, Rach!:animesmil[/QUOTE]Of course, it's always fun when you play with the formatting for effect. =P It makes it more interesting to read. Well for that paticular prank that is.

[chibi-master]

VICKY TIIIME!!!
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Vicky was staring out her window. She was looking across the street at her neighbor Sabrina's home. While looking, she saw someone who wasn't Sabrina come out of the apartment.

"Chibi-master!" she gasped. The odd little teenager was trotting down the sidewalk after racing down the steps. Vicky grabbed a baseball bat and went sprinting out her door. She followed after chibi, making sure to never let the little prankster out of her sight. But then chibi made a sudden turn into an alley. "Shit! What if she knows I'm following her?!" Vicky muttered. But there was no turning back now. She had come too far. And as she turned into the alley, everything went black.

When Vicky woke up, she was back in her apartment.

"Was that a dream?" she wondered under her breath. She inched her way up off the couch. "Ooh, my head is pounding...strange, I don't remember drinking anything alcoholic today. Damn, what a boring day." She got up and headed for her bathroom. When she finished staggering there, she opened the medicine cabinet. She unscrewed the aspirin bottle's top as she closed the cabinet with her wrist. Then she looked up and saw herself in the mirror. She dropped the bottle in the sink and started screaming. Her hair had been dyed bright orange with bubble-gum pink bangs. Then she realized, the chase had been no dream.

Chibi had knocked Vicky out and dragged her back to the apartment where she dyed her hair while she slept. Vicky realized this even in her state of shock and anger.

"I'll get you chibi...NO! This is too wrong...I'M GOING TO RAIHA!!!" Vicky screamed. Chibi was perched outside of Vicky's window to hear her response.

[I]Crap! She's going to get Raiha, huh? Looks like I'll be having some trouble with OB's assassin...[/I] chibi thought as she swung down from the window ledge and ran off down the street.
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Oh, goody! I finally thought of a prank for Vicky. I just wonder if she'd actually ENJOY this, seeing as she likes body mods...

[Vicky]

[size=1]Haha that's pretty neat. You know, I was intending on dying my hair pink at one point =p. Pink just ain't my colour at all.

I was wondering whether to give some little bits of advice and critic your pranks but I decided to refrain from it since no one else is either XD. Unless you want that...

It's still very entertaining to read though. Nice job, haha.[/size]

[chibi-master]

[quote name='Vicky'][size=1]I was wondering whether to give some little bits of advice and critic your pranks but I decided to refrain from it since no one else is either XD. Unless you want that...[/size][/QUOTE]

You can, if you want. All I ask is that anyone doing so, please be nice...this is the first kind of story-thing I've ever put on OB...I think. Plus, I'm not doing this to improve my writing or pranking skills, it's purely for fun. Have mercy on the nOOb...

[chibi-master]

It's Raiha's turn! YEEP!
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Raiha was leaning on her desk, head in hand.

"Damn boring job..." she muttered as she stared out her window. But the phone began to ring, making her jump a little. She reached for the phone and picked it up. "Hello, this is the Assassin Branch of Gavin Corp., we screw people over so you don't have to. Whom do you wish for us to pwn?" Raiha asked lazily.

"I want you to teach chibi-master a lesson." hissed the voice on the other line. It was Vicky. Raiha sighed.

"Oh, wow! We've never gotten one of [I]those[/I] requests!" she replied, her tone dripping with sarcasm.

"Look, someone needs to make that punk stop pranking every damn person in the city!" Vicky huffed. "And who better to do so than [I]you[/I], Raiha: Slayer of Idiots?!" she added.

"I suppose..." Raiha muttered. "So what are you willing to pay?"

"I happen to have an old army tank lying around." Vicky said after a small pause.

"I'll do it!" Raiha stated. She hung up the phone and twirled in her swivel chair.

"I wonder how much a tank costs..." Vicky muttered as she hung up her phone.



Raiha was lying on her stomach across a roof, sniper style.. An enormous potato gun lay next to her. She had gathered information and traced chibi to the apartment complex across the street of the enormous building. "What's taking that little brat so long, dammit?!" Raiha demanded under her breath.

"Oh, sorry! Am I keeping you waiting?" asked a sickeningly sweet voice from behind. The hairs on the back of Raiha's neck stood on end. She grabbed her potato gun and turned around quickly. In front of her stood...

"Chibi-master! But you're supposed to be...but how?! I-I had a security system! Nobody should be able to get up here!" Raiha stuttered.

"Well, I knew you were following me. And your seurity system is crappy." chibi replied.

"That's impossible! How did you know I was following you?!" Raiha asked aggressively. Chib-master chuckled.

"Well, let's just say that there are some people in the Gavin Corp. that haven't been pranked yet. And most of them wish to stay that way." chibi-master explained.

"LIAR! There are no traitors in Gvain Corp.!" Raiha screamed. She lifted the potato gun and fired. But Raiha had her back against the wall of the roof. The potato gun shot with such a force that it whiplashed her backward and off the roof. Raiha was falling five stories. She saw chibi peeking over the roof's ledge with a cheshire cat smile. Apparently, she had dodged the potato gun's shot.



But Raiha's fall was interrupted by a soft *SQUISH*. "Wh-what?!" she gasped. Raiha looked down to see that she had fallen in a giant pie.

"Hello, Raiha! Enjoying my cooking, are you? That's coconut cream, by the way." chibi asked.

"Why you little! I'm going to ring your tiny neck!" Raiha shouted.

"No, I don't think you will actually. You see, my cooking is terrible and quite dangerous. That pie is not going to let go of you. You will be eaten up until only your neck up is visible. But you can escape by eating your way out. Of course, it won't taste very good." chibi-master explained with a wicked grin. Raiha took a bite of the pie. She almost immediately spit it out.

"That tasted like sour milk and sweat! What the hell is the matter with you?!?!" Raiha shrieked. chibi-master turned on her heel with a grin and began walking away. "Wait!" hollered Raiha "At least tell me who the traitor is!"

"Well, I promised I would offer protection if anyone were to find out. So I suppose I can tell you. Korey."

"What?! That scumbag! What are you planning?!"

"Hmm...since you can't stop me...I plan on pranking Gavin and Desbreko at some point. Then the pranks will cease."

"That will never happen!"

"I guess we'll see."

"CHIBI!!! KOREY!!! I'll get you both!!!"
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Don't kill me, Raiha! ><