Worst Bloody Movie Ever Made

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[color=#9933ff]Bloody in the UK term not blood gorey.

I was forced by my daughter who speaks no Italian to watch the Winx Club movie on youtube and it was definately one of the worst things I've ever seen- it was like a 90 minute episiode that was more stuff about the main character with a bunch of flat asexual computer animation. So thanks to that movie you all are getting this thread. Please realize that we're not attacking movies or people so if I say I didn't like Blair Witch don't jump down my throat about it.

Something that I could understand but also didn't like was Water Boy- okay yes I realize it was an Adam Sandler movie and going into those you shoudln't expect much, but it was terrible! I haven't watched it in years and I still remember how bad it was.

Yeah, Well now I have to go but I'll put more later[/color]

[desertphoenix]

[COLOR="DarkRed"][FONT="Verdana"]Apparently Batman & Robin ranks pretty high up there in crap. I don't know, I guess it was just one of those movies I only liked because I was young and naive at the time. I did run into a video of a guy that explains how bad it was better than I ever could.[/FONT][/COLOR]
[URL="http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/nostalgia-critic/34-nostalgia-critic/234-batman-and-robin"]batman-and-robin[/URL]

edit: ummm... best use of vulgar language in dance and song for a web video atleast.

[The Spectacular Professor]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I once watched the latter half or so of Batman and Robin. If I ever do so again, I'm making dang sure there's a Rifftrax to go with it.

Seriously, that movie was so bad that George Clooney [I]himself[/I] promised to refund the ticket price to anyone who saw it in theatres if they met him.[/FONT]

[Break]

I thought you would be talking about Open Water or The Strangers.

[Nomurah!]

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="HotPink"]Well, Lost Boys: The Tribe was pretty much a porn. And I used to, and still do, love Star Wars. But the other day, I saw Episode II for the first time in like... three years? Jesus Christ! The camera angles are horrible, the dialogue is cheesy, and similar to that of a soap-opera. :/ But I did get many inside jokes with friends from watching it. My favorite, possibly, the one in which Obi-Wan Kenobi pulls out his lightsaber, Java Fett (I believe that's his name) flies away. Obi-Wan just sits there looking dumb. And then puts his lightsaber away. It was so random. The old ones are way better.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[size="1"]edit: I just reminded myself of the Star Wars movies that didn't make it to the theaters. Now [I]those[/I] were [I]horrible[/I]. I'm talking of [I]you[/I], [I]Ewok Adventures[/I].[/size]

[eleanor]

[font=trebuchet ms] Plan 9 from Outer Space.[/font]

[Lunar]

[COLOR="Indigo"]I would have to say all the older horror movies. they're kinda non-convincing compared to today's make-you-pee-your-pants stuff. as for a particular movie......um, Barbie's Crystal Castle? gosh, i wish you meant gore! i can tell you some[I] stuff [/I]about that.[/COLOR]

[Darren]

Well besides the old movies, (which you really have to have respect for considering the new age of cinema) and the low budget, (because they're working with what they have) I find that the worst movies tend to be the new horror/thriller flicks... Most of them are just stupid... The last good thriller I saw was Final Destination 1 and Saw 1... The sequels? Not so good. (Although I always enjoy watching the creative deaths in each of those movies' sequels)

Other than that, I'll confess that I've never made it through a Will Ferrell movie besides Stranger Than Fiction. (Don't get me wrong, I love him on SNL) I just don't think he has any good movies, really...

OH! I just remembered the worst movie ever: I Know Who Killed Me

I know there are more, but the shorter list would be best movies ever because most of the time, I walk out of theatre thinking, "Eh. It was okay, but not great."

[Lunar]

[COLOR="Indigo"]Most Will Ferrel movies are just completly dumb. but Stranger than Fiction and Talledega Nights aren't [I]as[/I] dumb. isn't I know who killed me about this stripper that got killed and knew who and tried to find out how to let everyone know? i never saw it and i have no interest in seeing it. i agree that all of today's movies aren't extremely good. some are just unnecessarily gorey for no reason what-so -ever, but my favorite horror movie has an awesome point and alot of gore. Silent Hill.[/COLOR]

[Drizzt Do'urden]

Though I haven't seen it, you have to at least give those movies some credit. Now some movies you actually wonder why the hell they let them ever come out. Off the top of my head "Zombie Strippers" Haven't seen it, but i can imagine just from the trailer.

I watched...well tried to watch Sweeny Todd the other day, now it could've been awesome if they would've had more than 2 people who could sing. That was probably my vote for worst movie ever (I'll watch zombie strippers before I finish sweeny Todd)

[Lunar]

[COLOR="Indigo"]Aw, heck no! Sweeny Todd is freakin' awesome. If you finish the movie, you'll see why. they start putting humans into pies, how the heck can you not be curious? that other dude is kind of a ***, though. anyway i've seen the preview for zombie strippers. stupid, stupid, stupid movie. why the bleeping? i didn't know it was a bad word.=([/COLOR]

[Gavin]

[SIZE="1"][B]Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow[/B]. 1930s idea of the future should stay back in it's own decade.

[b]I Am Legend[/b]. I know there are people who will disagree with this, but really and truly it not only stole 100 minutes of my life with a sub-standard, suck-*** horror movie that seems to have been created to simply showcase that Will Smith can indeed do a one-person film, but the whole idea of the science behind the movie made anyone with any grasp of biology want to stand up and yell "WTF ?!".

[b]Star Wars: The Clone Wars[/b]. I gave a rant in this movies thread on how bad it was. Seriously the Force was not with this one, at all, it's the Jar-Jar Binks of movies.

I have to disagree with Darren about Will Ferrell movies though, he's had some misses sure, but [B]Anchorman[/B] and [B]Blades of Glory[/B] are just awesome.[/SIZE]

[Lunar]

[COLOR="Indigo"]You may say that I Am Legend completely sucked (which i disagree with) but it showed some real truth. it makes you think, what if we really screwed and the world ended like that? not something i like to think about.....anyway, blades of glory was funny, but kinda dumb(and gross). i've never seen anchorman, no interest in seeing that either.[/COLOR]

[Darren]

[quote name='Gavin'][SIZE="1"]I have to disagree with Darren about Will Ferrell movies though, he's had some misses sure, but [B]Anchorman[/B] and [B]Blades of Glory[/B] are just awesome.[/SIZE][/QUOTE]
Hah, I've tried watching both of those movies... I think I got about an hour into Anchorman before I decided it wasn't worth finishing. And Blades of Glory: 20 minutes tops, if that even. Also, I haven't even attempted to watch Talladega Nights, nor do I ever want to. I already lost too many brain cells watching the preview and hearing people doing impersonations and hearing all the idiotic ringtones created from the movie... I attempted to watch semi-pro as well here recently, but I fell asleep because it was sooooooo boring and stupid. Also, I went to watch Step-Brothers in the theatre not too long ago and I got up and left. (Waste of 8 dollars)

What can I say, I'm not as easily impressed by comedy as other people... *shrugs* But still, Will Ferrell rocked SNL!

[Lunar]

[COLOR="Indigo"]Sometimes they go overboard with stupid movies, Semi-Pro.......i watched it with my mom. STUPIDest movie i've ever seen in my life, the first half hour of it...i've never seen him on snl, though. [/COLOR]

[Darren]

[quote name='Lunar'][COLOR="Indigo"]Sometimes they go overboard with stupid movies, Semi-Pro.......i watched it with my mom. STUPIDest movie i've ever seen in my life, the first half hour of it...i've never seen him on snl, though. [/COLOR][/QUOTE]
Yeah... Trust me: Hilarious... If you ever get curious enough, buy the best of Will Ferrell on SNL. There's some really great skits like the Spartan Cheerleaders, "More Cowbell," and Harry Caray!!! But it's a little off topic, so just to keep this relevant:

Bad movies: Elektra, Prom Night, The Golden Compass, and Babel... (Just random movies I thought of)

[Lunar]

[COLOR="Indigo"]ok, maybe i will. so the golden compass was really [I]that [/I]bad? i wanted to see it. as for skits, i like living color, jim carrey and jamie foxx are funny.[/COLOR]

[Gavin]

[quote name='Lunar'][COLOR="Indigo"]You may say that I Am Legend completely sucked (which i disagree with) but it showed some real truth. it makes you think, what if we really screwed and the world ended like that?[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[SIZE="1"]Showed some real truth ? I'm sorry Lunar, but the fact majority of the science behind that film, most particularly the virus is composed of utter BS.

[url]http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/worst_case_scenarios/4236920.html[/url][/SIZE]

[Lunar]

[COLOR="Indigo"] not the whole virus from the cure of cancer kind of thing, i agree that they could have thought up a better virus (if that's in fact what you're saying) and i don't believe that creatures would come from a virus, but the possiblities are endless, we don't know what the future holds, so, to me the movie made me realize that the world isn't always happy and that there is a possiblity of us messing up something. that sucks. :animedepr[/COLOR]

[Allamorph]

[quote name='Lunox][font=trebuchet ms'] Plan 9 from Outer Space.[/font][/quote]
[FONT=Arial]Ehh, that doesn't work for me. Plan 9 was so epically bad it was amazing. :p

The DiCaprio redux of [B]Romeo and Juliet[/B] made me want to spew either stomach contents or atrocities so vile that Satan himself would cover his ears. The pool scene was [I]especially[/I] tasteless and unnecessary, and was probably put there so people would sit through Shakespeare to get to be fanserviced.

[B]Superbad[/B]. The name speaks for itself. Possibly the [I][B]only[/B][/I] funny moment in the movie was McLovin, and even that only the first time. Every other second I spent watching this movie was also spent wondering who in the world wrote the script, and what debilitating brain disorder they had self-inflicted to be able to write it.

I'll try to think of some other horrors I've seen.

[spoiler][I]*is avoiding Napoleon Dynamite because he knows he'll get crucified by [U]someone[/U]*[/I][/spoiler][/FONT]

[eleanor]

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Arial]Ehh, that doesn't work for me. Plan 9 was so epically bad it was amazing. :p
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[font=trebuchet ms] I know, doesn't that make it the worst movie ever, in a twisted sort of way? I think I laughed for 5 minutes straight when we first saw the saucers "flying" across the sky.[/font]

[Darren]

[quote name='Lunar'][COLOR="Indigo"]ok, maybe i will. so the golden compass was really [I]that [/I]bad? i wanted to see it. as for skits, i like living color, jim carrey and jamie foxx are funny.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]
Yes. Horrible... But maybe because I've read the series... And btw Lunar, considering out debates we've been having via PM, I don't think you would like the movie anyway. At least not the sequels. (If they're ever made)

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Arial]Ehh, that doesn't work for me. Plan 9 was so epically bad it was amazing. :p

The DiCaprio redux of [B]Romeo and Juliet[/B] made me want to spew either stomach contents or atrocities so vile that Satan himself would cover his ears. The pool scene was [I]especially[/I] tasteless and unnecessary, and was probably put there so people would sit through Shakespeare to get to be fanserviced.

[B]Superbad[/B]. The name speaks for itself. Possibly the [I][B]only[/B][/I] funny moment in the movie was McLovin, and even that only the first time. Every other second I spent watching this movie was also spent wondering who in the world wrote the script, and what debilitating brain disorder they had self-inflicted to be able to write it.

I'll try to think of some other horrors I've seen.

[spoiler][I]*is avoiding Napoleon Dynamite because he knows he'll get crucified by [U]someone[/U]*[/I][/spoiler][/FONT][/QUOTE]
I actually really like anything Shakespeare regardless of what movie, who plays in it, etc... Both DiCaprio and Danes were excellent, and even though it wasn't executed very well, the concept was still nice.

Agree 100% on Superbad. I walked out of the theatre when I was it the first time. I tried to re-watch it with some friends last weekend, but fell asleep... Can't do it at all.

And the reason why I'm staying away from Napoleon Dynamite is because it was low budget... If I included ever low budget movie that sucked, the list would probably never end.

[Doublehex]

[quote name='Gavin'][SIZE="1"][B]Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow[/B]. 1930s idea of the future should stay back in it's own decade.[/quote][/size]

What are you crazy? This is a personal favorite in my book. It had so much class and style, and the plot fell right in with the '30s space age. The soundtrack was pure gold.

[quote][SIZE="1"][b]I Am Legend[/b].I know there are people who will disagree with this, but really and truly it not only stole 100 minutes of my life with a sub-standard, suck-*** horror movie that seems to have been created to simply showcase that Will Smith can indeed do a one-person film, but the whole idea of the science behind the movie made anyone with any grasp of biology want to stand up and yell "WTF ?!"[/SIZE].[/quote]

It's not one of my personal favorites - the short novel is [I]much[/I] better - but the movie is still very well made. And besides, it was fiction. It doesn't have to make sense, if in the end the story itself was told well.

[QUOTE][b][SIZE="1"]Star Wars: The Clone Wars[/b]. I gave a rant in this movies thread on how bad it was. Seriously the Force was not with this one, at all, it's the Jar-Jar Binks of movies[/SIZE].[/QUOTE]

I watched it online. I want my wasted bandwidth back.[/QUOTE]

[Nomurah!]

[quote name='Gavin'][SIZE="1"][B]Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow[/B]. 1930s idea of the future should stay back in it's own decade.

[b]I Am Legend[/b]. I know there are people who will disagree with this, but really and truly it not only stole 100 minutes of my life with a sub-standard, suck-*** horror movie that seems to have been created to simply showcase that Will Smith can indeed do a one-person film, but the whole idea of the science behind the movie made anyone with any grasp of biology want to stand up and yell "WTF ?!".

[b]Star Wars: The Clone Wars[/b]. I gave a rant in this movies thread on how bad it was. Seriously the Force was not with this one, at all, it's the Jar-Jar Binks of movies.

I have to disagree with Darren about Will Ferrell movies though, he's had some misses sure, but [B]Anchorman[/B] and [B]Blades of Glory[/B] are just awesome.[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [SIZE="1"][COLOR="HotPink"]God. I'm so glad someone actually thinks the same way as me when it comes to film.

But don't forget about the heavy ammount of Ford Mustang commercialism placed in I Am Legend. That made it even worse. Yes. That's right folks. What happens when you give everyone the measles to cure cancer? They turn into vampires with down syndrome. Simple biology folks.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[quote name='Darren'] Prom Night,[/QUOTE]


[color=#9933ff]Oh man I remember that movie my roommates in college made me sit through that movie. I thought it was going to be scary, but it was just... dumb the ending... yeah it was bad.

I also thought the Hours was pretty bad- it was the first time I'd ever fallen asleep at a movie- I think I passed out for like an hour and when I woke up it was stiil on so I went and got my money back and ended up watching Dare Devil which wasn't much better IMHO.

Let's see, I didn't like Blair Witch either- it could be because my friends and I were pretty much sitting with our noses to the screen in the theater. We were told by Amanda's brother that it was a good movie- but instead my friend Becky got motion sickness and when the movie was thankfully over we all went back and yelled at Amanda's brother. Lesson learned- don't trust your friend's siblings.[/color]