Inuyasha Fandom Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 here's one for ya: If life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eye and haul ***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skye Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 [size=1]If life gives you lemons, make grapejuice - then step back and watch everyone wonder how you did it. You just sarcasm'd all over my happy moment.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChibiHorsewoman Posted April 26, 2009 Author Share Posted April 26, 2009 [color=#9933ff][size=4][font=monotype corsiva]Glad this is up and running again. Thanks Okay so I have some new ones: [B]When you have to brag about how good you are you probably aren't as good as you think you are.[/B]-Me to my friend's soon to be boyfriend. Needless to say when you say something like that you get people thinking you're mean. [B]I have a dream, and in it something eats you[/B]-Happy Bunny [b]Please tell me you didn't make any drunken confessions of love[/b]- Me to a friend after she went out drinking. [B]Better a smart *** than a dumb ***- [/B]my boyfriend who is both at times. :animeswea [B]People begin their lives at once when they are able to live for something other than themselves[/B]- Albert Einstein. [B]When life gives you lemons throw them back harder[/B]- unknown [b]When life gives you lemons squirt them into the eyes of your enemies[/b]- Happy Bunny [b]Using large words that you don't know the meaning of doesn't automatically make you smarter[/b]- one of my friends about my ex husband. So that's all I have for now. Can we keep this thread going?[/color][/font][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inuyasha Fandom Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 [IMG]http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee260/inufandom/christianity.jpg[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 [quote name='Inuyasha Fandom'][IMG]http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee260/inufandom/christianity.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE][size=1]What on earth was the purpose of posting that image? Can a poorly compressed, artefacted-to-hell, [i]text only[/i] black and white JPEG really express the point more clearly than simply typing it out?[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skye Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 [size=1]Of course, lovely Chibi! [b]"I would never be able to have the username Jerkface; someone would call me by it and I'd get offended before I remembered it was my username."[/b] - me on WoW upon seeing someone with the character named Jerkface. [b]They say that getting in a car with a drunk driver is dangerous, but so is driving with someone else who's drunk and very persuasive.[/b] - my boyfriend [b]Closets are for clothes. Really fabulous clothes.[/b] - my very gay friend [b]Me:[/b] I will now say something random. Variegated purple diamond. [b]My brother:[/b] [who has not been listening] What'd you say about a purple dildo? There will be more... as soon as I remember them...[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChibiHorsewoman Posted April 26, 2009 Author Share Posted April 26, 2009 [quote name='Stephanie'][size=1]Of course, lovely Chibi![/size][/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Thanks... Uh Chibi one or Chibi two? Anyways more quotes? [B]Vie es belle. Et elle commence demain[/B]- I either spelled it wrong or something, but basically this is French for Life is beautiful and it begins tomorrow. I know I spelled tomorrow wrong, but I got the rest of it right. And the truth is that life does begin tomorrow. Despite my bad French. [B]They say that the quickest way to a man's stomach is through the stomach. But I find that punching a hole into the breastbone is a lot faster[/B]- unknown [B]Irish diplomacy- the art of telling a man to go to Hell in such a way that he looks forward to making the trip[/B]- Irish saying Ok hat'll be it from me for tonight.[/color][/size][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibi-master Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 [quote name='ChibiHorsewoman'][color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Thanks... Uh Chibi one or Chibi two?[/color][/size][/font][/QUOTE] Probably both of us. Yeah, we're just that awesome.:catgirl: [quote name='ChibiHorsewoman][color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=3][B]They say that the quickest way to a man's stomach is through the stomach. But I find that punching a hole into the breastbone is a lot faster[/B]- unknown[/color][/size'][/font][/quote] Really? I find that getting to a person's stomach through their stomach is pretty quick as it is.:animeswea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skye Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 [size=1][b]They say the way to a mans heart is through is stomach. I say they're aiming about ten inches too high.[/b] - Me. Constantly.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inuyasha Fandom Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 The **** you hear about me might be true, but the again itmight be as fake as the ***** who told you You're so fake, you make BARBIE look real You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you ******* are all the same! I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse! Do not set yourself on fire. It kinda hurts. Caution: Zombies may be flammable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 [quote name='Inuyasha Fandom']The **** you hear about me might be true, but the again itmight be as fake as the ***** who told you I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse![/QUOTE][size=1]Misogynist language AND homophobia! You must be a real treat to hang out with.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibi-master Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 [quote name='Sara'][size=1]Misogynist language AND homophobia! You must be a real treat to hang out with.[/size][/QUOTE] Actually, Inuyasha Fandom is homosexual. Therefore, it would be a bit confusing if he were homophobic. But the language part, yeah, you're 100% right about that. [B]So was she born this negative? I mean, did the doctor bring her out to you with a big black storm cloud with thunder and lightning over her head, or did the cloud just accumulate over the years as a result of living somewhere as humid as WNY?[/B]- me asking my best friend's mom why said best friend is so negative all the dang time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botar Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 [quote name='Stephanie'][size=1][b]They say the way to a mans heart is through is stomach. I say they're aiming about ten inches too high.[/b] - Me. Constantly.[/size][/QUOTE] [COLOR="DarkGreen"] Wo, thats a pretty sexy qoute! "**** religion, **** religion, **** religion, **** religion, **** religion." - Propagandhi.[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChibiHorsewoman Posted April 26, 2009 Author Share Posted April 26, 2009 [quote name='chibi-master']Probably both of us. Yeah, we're just that awesome.:catgirl: Really? I find that getting to a person's stomach through their stomach is pretty quick as it is.:animeswea[/QUOTE] [color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]I meant to say heart! I can't believe I messed that one up! But you're right we are that awesome. We just blind others with our awesomeness. [B]They say that a smile is free to the giver and welcome to the receiver, but when someone cuts me off in traffic I think any international F-you gesture will do[/B]- me [B]Becky: I think I may have to cancel tonight, I've a headache that's kicking my *** Me: Oh no Becky you said *** now you'll have to go to jail Becky: No, I have a get out of jail free card[/B] A text message gone very odd between my best friend and I. My daughter tells anyone who swears they're going to jail so that's where the jail time came in [B]So, now that you're on the pill does that mean that we won't be hearing from you again?- [/B]Me to my friend in Iraq who was just put on Ambien for combat stress and sleeping disorders.[/color][/font][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botar Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 [COLOR="DarkGreen"] "You know that one part in someones directions that say, 'If you hit the train tracks, you've went to far.' ku-kunk, ****. -Dane Cook, [/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skye Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 [size=1]"[b]Your throws of extacy send me into throes of amusement. Rouge is a color. A rogue is not. "Your stupid." - my stupid what?[/b]" - an icon bashing bad grammar. "[b]Someone tell me what wan't is a contraction of and I'll understand why people spell it like that.[/b]" - me, upon seeing three comments in a row spelling want as "wan't."[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inuyasha Fandom Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Papa Smurff, can I lick your ***? - song title Please don't ask, I had to watch a vid on that....... I just wanted to tell you your cooter smells a little fishy today - me, saying that to this stuck up **** i have to deal with everyday who had her friend push me, and i happened to fall face first into her coochie..... trust me, that's a place i wish i had never been. When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape. - random button on a random backpack I have opinions of my own, STRONG OPINIONS, but I don't always agree with them.- George Bush Dear god, this jack *** won the election? How the **** did he do that? No, Seriously. Who the **** voted for that dumb ***? I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.- random button on a random backpack. Yes, the same one mentioned above. You did what? To who? For how many cookies?- quote in a speak bubble on a photo of me helping a drunken friend puke in the toilet.....Oh yeah. That was a kodak moment.....real special. Muffins are just ugly cupcakes- another speak bubble on a photo of me holding a muffin and a cupcake... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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