Stupidest Movie You've Ever Seen?

[Drizzt Do'urden]

[quote name='Binxy']
[SIZE=1] Halle Berry in spandex which is the only reason I even watched it more than once.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]Wanted.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]The story was slow and slow and slow and then rushed through the last twenty minutes. Made little to no sense. Was kinda weird.[/SIZE]
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I'd have to disagree with something here. You mention Halle Berry in spandex, but yet no mention of Angelina's booty in Wanted (any questions as to why I enjoyed wanted?)

Just to keep from causing distress over not contributing I have to agree with you Lunar, about the transformer's comment. It's all about the CG now adays, and every company wants to compete.

[DeLarge]

[B][SIZE=1]The Spirit[/SIZE][/B][SIZE=1] hands-down. Pointless, confused movie that had some of the worst set-pieces I've ever seen (exposition by talking to a [I]cat[/I]? I mean, come on!), and couldn't even be redeemed by Samuel L. Jackson dressed as a Nazi.

It's a shame, too, because I thought it was going to be a cool, Sin City-esque gritty neo-noir thriller, but as it turned out it was just an overly cartoony half-baked pile of crap. Thanks a lot, Frank Miller, for poisoning my brain for an hour and a half.
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[Magus]

[b]Step Up 2[/b] - I've never seen the 1st one, and when it comes to these type of movies I generally tend to watch them only for the dancing. (or band, or whatever the element that's being supported.) With that said, I've never seen this movie from a story perspective. I'd always fast-forward through everything just to see the dancing. (which is amazing in this.)

This time I actually tried watching this for the story and it's just too sorry. The actors are horrible, and the story is just "huh"... A girl being kicked out of her crew for going to school.... Really? And to make matters worst, she didn't tell them about it. Oh goody, now they're really pissed because she's getting educated and they're not... That issue is too small for someone to get upset over, (and it's sad because there are people out there that would actually hate on you for similar reasons.) let alone for a story. (It's not hooking material.)

[Nerdsy]

[color=deeppink]Oh man I love a good stupid movie. Ed Wood is the coolest person to ever live.

Now, I haven't seen this movie here, but I already know it is the absolute stupidest movie to ever be made. Which means I cannot die before I see it.

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[Botar]

Rugrats in Paris. Oh my god! They should've been in 5th grade by then or something. Then to make matters worse, they came out with a show when they are in middle school, it's so stupid!

[Mr. Maul]

[quote name='Drizzt Do'urden']As far as the stupidest movies I've ever seen are probably mostly movies nobody has ever heard of since they're IFC movies.[/quote]


[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Try me.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]



[quote name='silpheedpilot][SIZE=1][COLOR=SlateGray]Michael Bay's Transformers.[/COLOR'][/SIZE][/quote]


[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Michael Bay can die already.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]




[quote name='Dragonboym2][COLOR=Blue']"Employee of the month"[/COLOR][/quote]


[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Dane Cook can die already[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]




[quote name='Lunox][FONT=trebuchet ms']Superbad. Juno. Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. Basically anything Michael Cera is in, except for Arrested Development.[/FONT][/quote]


[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Michael Cera plays Michael Cera in all of his roles.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


[quote name='SaiyanPrincessX][SIZE=1]I [B][I]hate[/I][/B](despise) [COLOR=Red]all[/COLOR'] Will Farrell movies. I don't think hes even remotely funny.[/SIZE][/quote]


[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Have you seen [B]Stranger Than Fiction[/B]?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]




[quote name='Binxy][SIZE=1']I would so be one of those who argue with I Am Legend. That movie had so much behind it and represented a lot of solitude, remorse, and companionship. I was crying every other scene, I swear. I would agree though that the chosen ending could have been better.[/SIZE][/quote]


[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I was crying every other scene, it was that bad, I swear.





As for me, I find the vast majority of movies that have come out in the past ten years to be stupid.

I find pretty much all horror movies to be stupid/lame/cheesy/not scary.

[B]Nick and Norah[/B] should have never been made.

Pretty much anything [B]Adam Sandler[/B] has done that isn't [B]Punch Drunk Love[/B] or [B]Mixed Nuts[/B].

Most action, sports, and animal movies are completely retarded.

Formulaic Hollywood blockbusters are stupid.

Pretty much anything that [B]Steve Martin[/B] has been in in the last ten years.

[B]Vin Diesel[/B] movies ([B]Saving Private Ryan[/B] aside).

The vast majority of comedies.

Almost all [B]Mel Brooks[/B] movies.

Almost all [B]Eddie Murphy[/B] movies.

[B]Jason Statham[/B] movies that weren't directed by [B]Guy Ritchie[/B].




The list goes on, trust me.







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[pooperson]

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]I was babysitting & had to watch [B]Napolean Dynamite[/B].

Worst 82 minutes of my life. Ever.

I also have only ever seen one Batman movie: [B]Batman & Robin[/B]. I was stunned, to say at the least. Since then I have not watched another Batman film.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[Mr. Maul]

[quote name='taperson][SIZE=1][COLOR=RoyalBlue]I also have only ever seen one Batman movie: [B]Batman & Robin[/B]. I was stunned, to say at the least. Since then I have not watched another Batman film.[/COLOR'][/SIZE][/quote]


[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]If you value my opinion at all, watch the last two [B]Batman[/B] movies that were made.








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[Drizzt Do'urden]

[quote name='Mr. Maul'][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=dimgray]If you value my opinion at all, watch the last two [B]Batman[/B] movies that were made.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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Really every batman besides [B]Batman and Robin[/B] was worth watching...

The first two were good movies, and yes the last two were really good. Christian bale is an outstanding batman.

He's set himself above the others, he's now even more known as batman then Adam West...

Probably because us old guys and gals are the only ones who've actually seen the old batman show.

[Dragon Warrior]

[size=1]Reading over all of these posts and deciding I've liked pretty much the majority of what you all hate (I'm a big movie buff), I've come to the conclusion it wouldn't be wise for me to speak here.

I can just see me being nailed to a tree for this post alone. Hah.[/size]

[Binxy]

[quote name='Drizzt Do'urden']I'd have to disagree with something here. You mention Halle Berry in spandex, but yet no mention of Angelina's booty in Wanted (any questions as to why I enjoyed wanted?) [/QUOTE][SIZE="1"]Never saw Wanted more than once. I glanced at Jolie's *** too but the storyline threw me off too much. Catwoman had some kind of action in it atleast. I could rewatch that one.[/SIZE]
[QUOTE=Gavin]Have to agree with Nomurah!'s picking I am Legend anyone with even a vague knowledge of biology and chemistry better be prepared to have their intelligence insulted right from the offset by so many factors of this movie, in fact rather than going off and outlining them I'm going to just get the five page article that does already did it. I am Legend Junk Science
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[SIZE="1"]Ever seen the show Look Around You? I Am Legend is nothing compared to that. I actually questioned scientific matter after seeing that show. Not as bad as some things out there.[/SIZE]

[Botar]

Lets just say a little movie called Tropic Thunder, worst piece of **** to ever rape my mind. Also, Jack Black acted, looked, and was a complete ***.

Oh, and to top things off, I ban any comment made about Christopher Walkens that is bad, exept for when he played in Balls of Fury, which sucked, but thats the only movie you can bash him in.

[Gavin]

[quote name='Binxy'][SIZE="1"]Ever seen the show Look Around You? I Am Legend is nothing compared to that. I actually questioned scientific matter after seeing that show. Not as bad as some things out there.[/SIZE][/QUOTE]

[SIZE="1"]No I haven't, although from its Wiki article I can see the comedic nature where I am Legend presented itself as having reasonably accurate science.[/SIZE]

[DeathKnight]

[color=crimson]I watched [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VddG3EzG9ks]Mutant Chronicles[/url] recently for shits and giggles. It is a B-grade movie of incredible stupidity and questionable dialog+special effects, but damn if I didn't find myself entertained by the sheer spectacle of it all.

I'm also not really sure how John Malkovich got involved in that movie.[/color]

[Nomad]

[SIZE="1"][FONT="Verdana"]The two stupidest movies I've seen to date have to be [B]The Invisible[/B] and [B]Step Brothers[/B]. Both movies were just horrid and the one that wasn't supposed to be funny was and the one that was supposed to be funny just wasn't.

[B]The Invisible[/B] was one of the worst $9 I've ever spent in my life. I mean, the trailer made it seem interesting and everyone talked about it like it was going to be awesome, but come viewing time, it just sucked, massively.

[B]Step Brothers[/B]... dumb, and not funny. Period.

Now the dumbest movie I've seen that I actually liked has to be Hot Rod. And I only "like" the movie because it's the type of stupid, random humor me and my friends enjoy. I mean the random "Cool beans" remix in the middle of the movie combined with lines/scenes like "This is my hat now, totally my hat" just had me laughing. But the thing is, neither is really that funny... at all, it's just stupid, but I like that. :D[/FONT][/SIZE]

[Mokona]

Bleh stupid movies. My least favorite would have to be [B]The Happening[/B]. That trailor also made it seem like a good scary movie or something along those lines, but it ended up being kind of retarded. Not to mention Mark Wahlberg was really bad at his acting. Luckily i work at a movie theatre so it was free, but still. Such a waste of time.

[Mrs. Camui]

The worst movie I've ever seen was a horror film from the 70's called Bloodfreak. Acting was horrid, effects were terrible, and the man with a turkey head was so obviously fake it was laughable. In fact, the plot was laughable.

A drug addicted biker eats radioactive turkey to earn some money, and gets a turkey head. He can't smoke through his beak, and starts killing people who are high so he can drink their blood and get high off of that.

Totally humourous.

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq9A3kZdy00[/URL]

[HopscotchEyelid]

The stupidest movie I have heard of and don't even have to see is Dragonball: Evolution. Why they chose to give a legendary Anime a bad name is beyond me. I don't even have to see it, the commercials and knowing what happens to great Anime when they get too much attention is enough to want to break every copie of that movie I ever see. The only good one I've seen was Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children. Although, even that didn't use real life characters, just realistic animation which still allowed the super human look.

[Lunar]

[COLOR="RoyalBlue"]As the creator *dramatic music* ......

*ahem*

So as the creator of this thread it is my duty to revive it! Hahahah! So what movie earns the title as Stupidest Movie I've Ever Seen?

Friday the 13th. The newest one.

This. was. a. terrible. horrible. movie. It was basically a porno with some murder scenes thrown in; and the murder scenes weren't even that good. :animeangr The storyline was also stupid.

hmmm...thought I would have more to say....anyway, Friday the 13th = EPIC FAIL.

-Lunar_:catgirl:[/COLOR]

[Zen]

[quote name='Botar']Lets just say a little movie called Tropic Thunder, worst piece of **** to ever rape my mind. Also, Jack Black acted, looked, and was a complete ***.

Oh, and to top things off, I ban any comment made about Christopher Walkens that is bad, exept for when he played in Balls of Fury, which sucked, but thats the only movie you can bash him in.[/QUOTE]

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I'm going to assume you have no sense of humor.

Anyways. Um, I really, really, really didn't like the movie [b]A Walk To Remember[/b], basically a film made for cheap tears, the worst kind of chick flick barely above the level of Lifetime channel movies. I basically all movies like that.[/color][/size]

[The Spectacular Professor]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Finally managed to see [B]Dragonball: Evolution[/B], which did indeed manage to out-stupid [B]Batman and Robin[/B] and [B]Surviving Christmas[/B], if you'll believe that. In a good way, though. I came in expecting it to be bad and was delighted when it surpassed my expectations in that regard.[/FONT]

[Magus]

[quote name='Ace'][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Finally managed to see [B]Dragonball: Evolution[/B], which did indeed manage to out-stupid [B]Batman and Robin[/B] and [B]Surviving Christmas[/B], if you'll believe that. In a good way, though. I came in expecting it to be bad and was delighted when it surpassed my expectations in that regard.[/FONT][/QUOTE]
I know people has to see things for themselves, but sometimes you should take heed to what some people say is going to be a bad movie lol. I plan not to watch that movie whatsoever. Were you really that curious to check the movie out, Ace, or did someone dare you to watch it?

It's been a while since I've last watched any movies... All the movies released this year so far I've had little to no interest in watching, and I'm not really curious to branch out and watch some low budget type movies either. (if there's no martial arts in it that is.) I'm just going to jump ship and say that I can't stand Will Farrell movies either.