Vicky Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 [size=1]Normal guys. My brother's like that all the time, ha.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allamorph Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 [FONT=Arial]That's because you're family. =P I love reasons.[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibi-master Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 [quote name='Vicky'][size=1]When I'm on my period I cry. A lot.[/size][/QUOTE] Apparently, I get into fights with my incredibly religious father about gay rights... Stupid, stupid, stupid temper of mine...and stupid Dad that believes I shouldn't be allowed to have an opinion different from his because I'm 14...whoops, there goes my temper again...:animedepr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicky Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 [quote name='chibi-master']Apparently, I get into fights with my incredibly religious father about gay rights... Stupid, stupid, stupid temper of mine...and stupid Dad that believes I shouldn't be allowed to have an opinion different from his because I'm 14...whoops, there goes my temper again...:animedepr[/QUOTE] [size=1]It's the hormones! The terrible, terrible hormones... And it's always odd that women tend to come on at the most unfortunate times. Example: Oh! I got paid today and it's a Friday! Time for an epic night out tomorrow! Then I wake up with a stomach ache screaming around the house how I hate my ovaries.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibi-master Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 [quote name='Vicky'][size=1]It's the hormones! The terrible, terrible hormones...[/size][/QUOTE] Why do they have to make us emotional?! I've got enough teenage hormones without the other ones being tossed in for Mother Nature's sh*ts and giggles!:animedepr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skye Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 [size=1]I have the tendency towards narcolepsy during that time, as well as stuffing the nearest available pillow in my mouth to keep from screaming in pain. -__- OMG, so I finally finished filling out FAFSA papers. [dies][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sangome Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 [SIZE="1"]I just tend to be incredibly grouchy. ...well, moreso than normal. The first day I get cramps from HELL. Though, they're not as bad as they used to be...which is good, 'cause my grandmother would get them so bad, she'd [I]faint.[/I][/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skye Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 [quote name='Sangome'][SIZE="1"]I just tend to be incredibly grouchy. ...well, moreso than normal. The first day I get cramps from HELL. Though, they're not as bad as they used to be...which is good, 'cause my grandmother would get them so bad, she'd [I]faint.[/I][/SIZE][/QUOTE] [size=1]Same here. They're not so bad now, but when I first started... great gods and little fishes, it was pure hell.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicky Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 [size=1]Oh bad times for us ladies. When I started waaaay back in the beginning of high school (yes I was blessed *rolls eyes*) I got my ear pierced. Passed out, lol. I also decided to have a drink at one point when I was very bad... passed out, went to hospital, lol. But now the only things that come to mind are (spoilers for perhaps sexual content) [spoiler]Yes! I'm not pregnant (although that doesn't matter but I'm still paranoid) and damn, I can't have sex for a week.[/spoiler][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibi-master Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 [quote name='Vicky'][size=1]Oh bad times for us ladies.[/size][/QUOTE] Makes me happy whenever I see a guy get hit where the sun don't shine with a baseball bat, or hammer, or my heavy boot. :catgirl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 [quote name='chibi-master']Makes me happy whenever I see a guy get hit where the sun don't shine with a baseball bat, or hammer, or my heavy boot. :catgirl:[/quote] Uh uh, we've had that discussion here before. A hit to the nads is worse than your period. I will not yield on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenso Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 [quote name='John']Uh uh, we've had that discussion here before. A hit to the nads is worse than your period. I will not yield on that.[/quote] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1][COLOR=seagreen]I'm gonna yield to them on that, even being a guy. A kick to the nads hurts for like 5 minutes (though that may be my pain tolerance). They deal with it for a week to a week and a half. So I'm voting that they get the worst end of it.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachmaninoff Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 I'm going to agree with Kenso. Mainly because of the time factor. Sure it's possible that it hurts more, but it certainly doesn't last an entire week. o_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibi-master Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Wearing a long-sleeve sweater in the middle of the summer while doing maaany chores was probably not a smart decision... *has a heat stroke* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachmaninoff Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 I'm not hungry, but I do find this article amusing. [URL="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31994119/ns/us_news-weird_news/"][U]Hungry? 150-pound cupcake sets record[/U][/URL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicky Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 [size=1]For all you men... imagine popping a baby outta your va-jay-jay. Like something the size of a MELON with arms and legs sprawling about trying to crawl its way to the light. Also, being kicked in the stomach while you're on your period hurts far more than being hit in the nuts. Believe me. You throw your guts up.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibi-master Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 [quote name='Rachmaninoff']I'm not hungry, but I do find this article amusing. [URL="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31994119/ns/us_news-weird_news/"][U]Hungry? 150-pound cupcake sets record[/U][/URL][/QUOTE] I curse myself for clicking on this when I'm starving myself to lose weight this summer...:animedepr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaryanna Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 [FONT="Tahoma"][COLOR="DarkGreen"][quote name='chibi-master']I curse myself for clicking on this when I'm starving myself to lose weight this summer...:animedepr[/quote]How about eating healthier and exercising, instead of starving yourself? =P[/COLOR][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 [quote name='Aaryanna'][FONT="Tahoma"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]How about eating healthier and exercising, instead of starving yourself? =P[/COLOR][/FONT][/QUOTE] [FONT="Palatino Linotype"]Aaryanna's right. Sure starving yourslf is a good way to lose a few pounds, but if you do that there are some consequences. If you starve yourself when you do return to eating your body might digest it in a different way and you'll only gain the weight back. At least I think that's what happens? But believe me I've tried starving myself it's not good. Cutting back food intake isn't a bad thing, just eat small meals. And if you like walking I suggest walking for more than 45 minutes, I've read that walking for a bit will help keep your weight maintained, but after I think 30-45 minutes, your body actually starts to burn calories. Right now I've been doing that and taking some One A Day vitamin's for teens and my weight is starting to lower without bad consequences.[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdsy Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 [color=deeppink]My rooms smells like Kahlua and I have no idea why.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spectacular Professor Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 [quote name='Vicky'][size=1]For all you men... imagine popping a baby outta your va-jay-jay.[/size][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I've never claimed to be the exact same as most men, but I'm fairly sure I do share a common trait with many of them in that I do not bear that particular anatomical feature.[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skye Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 [quote name='Aaryanna'][FONT="Tahoma"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]How about eating healthier and exercising, instead of starving yourself? =P[/COLOR][/FONT][/QUOTE] [size=1]Really, chibs. That's what I'm doing and I've lost two pounds in the past two weeks. @Nerdsy: I would LOVE some Kahlua. 'Tis loverly.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibi-master Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 [quote name='Aaryanna'][FONT="Tahoma"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]How about eating healthier and exercising, instead of starving yourself? =P[/COLOR][/FONT][/QUOTE] When I eat, I'm eating healthier...I just try not to eat too much of anything general. And I enjoy exercising 'til I drop!:catgirl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol' Fighter Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 While walking home at about 3:00 in the morning my friend and I were on our way home from a late night of watching movies over at my gf's house when I noticed somthing move out of the corner of my eye. I was rather sleppy at the time and he was texting so we really weren't paying attention to the movement. We payed for that...we got sniped by a smelly sniper...the damn skunk. It was hidden behind a trash can. We thought we were all good, but as we walked the smell followed and as we hit the door home...man did it get us. Everything we had on was dead...even my boxers some how. It was a horrible smell that could wake the dead. Anyway, we found ourselves having to cleanse ourselves with 1 and a half bottles of hydrogen peroxide, don't know how much baking soda, and a lot of liquid soap. I now HATE skunks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magus Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 [quote name='Vicky'][size=1]For all you men... imagine popping a baby outta your va-jay-jay. Like something the size of a MELON with arms and legs sprawling about trying to crawl its way to the light. Also, being kicked in the stomach while you're on your period hurts far more than being hit in the nuts. Believe me. You throw your guts up.[/size][/QUOTE] Va-jay-jay huh... I'm fairly certain we don't have that... Or at the very least, I've never heard guys use to the term "va-jay-jay"... (For some reason I just want to bust out laughing.) I don't know... While I've never been hit in the nuts before, (people are smart enough to not attempt anything on me. Man or woman. Child or older folk. I will kick you dead in the face for attempting.) I've always been told that it's never the initial hit that hurts. It's the after effects that does the damage. Speaking of being hit in the nuts (why I am talkin about this....?) I saw a clip on youtube (old Steve Harvey show) with some guy that can kick himself in the nuts.... In other news, I saw a deer up close for the first time today, or rather last night. It didn't have antlers and I want to say it was gray, but being dark outside, can't really tell. (No street lights..) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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