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I think we need to get some new rules.

Inuyasha Fandom has a website, and thse are his rules. I think he'd be happy I was posting them, because they're funny as hell.

Here are a few rules and guidelines for you to enjoy.

1. No picking of your nose. Just because we can't see you, doesn't mean it's not disgusting. If you must, please use a tissue to blow your nose, and dispose of it in the trash.

2. Remember, if your boobies jiggle suddenly, then it's the ghost. If your nuts jiggle, then stop playing with them.

3.Spamming is allowed, but only in the Chatterbox. Just be sure to shut up those damn poodles.

4. The calling each other of names is childish. If one does so, then risk being subjected to the same. If it continues, then the lot of you are idiots, and action will be taken, most likely involving feathers, handcuffs, and a very, very, rabid and depraved fangirl.

5. Opinions are just like armpits. Everyone usually has at least one and they usually stink.

6. ALL HAIL LORD ILLPALAZZO!

7. If you feel the need to **** me over, at least bring some lube and a condom.

8. INSERT BORING RULE HERE

9. SEE RULE NO. 8

10. Any disiplinary action will be taken before a committee of cows and milked to the point where even the cows will be mooing in pain.

11. If anyone wakes up with a hangover, it is everyone else's job in the Mansion to make sure that one person is miserable.

12. Apples and pin cushions are really the same thing.

13. Have some fun, and be sure to chuck pineapples at morons.

14. Use common sense people.

15. In anime porn, the cuter something is, the more likely it wil be horribly, horribly raped.... by really big tentacles.
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Rachmaninoff OB Superstar

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Ah Gavin, you have the response to this down perfectly... anyway...

I'm going to assume you're kidding and that this is meant to get a laugh out of people. But if you're actually serious about it, let me know and I'll move this over to the Information Kiosk. I am curious about one thing though, have you even read the rules we currently have?
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Rachmaninoff OB Superstar

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[quote name='Dragon Warrior][size=1]What's even more amusing is that if this thread was made back in, say, Version 2 of OB, it'd be a laugh riot and everyone would be replying "OMFG YES!!!11". I swear, it's all a factor of time :'][/size][/quote]I've looked at some of those earlier posts you're alluding too. So I could totally see people agreeing with making something like that the new rules. =P
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[quote name='Dragon Warrior'][size=1]What's even more amusing is that if this thread was made back in, say, Version 2 of OB, it'd be a laugh riot and everyone would be replying "OMFG YES!!!11". I swear, it's all a factor of time :][/size][/QUOTE]

[size=1]The internet was based on OBv2, imo.[/size]
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Allamorph OB Superstar

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[quote name='Ace][FONT="Comic Sans MS"']You act as if I'm a normal person.[/FONT][/quote]
[FONT=Arial]I would so have a witty put-down here except I am too busy laughing myself purple.

Also in the new rules I would like to institute a policy that all trolls must be licensed and sanctioned by me personally after a thorough, comprehensive test of their abilities. All those who fail the test are to be packed inside of [COLOR="DarkRed"]deadSeraphim[/COLOR]'s locker.[/FONT]
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Pumpkin Otaku

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[quote name='Dragon Warrior'][size=1]What's even more amusing is that if this thread was made back in, say, Version 2 of OB, it'd be a laugh riot and everyone would be replying "OMFG YES!!!11". I swear, it's all a factor of time :][/size][/QUOTE][size=1][font=tahoma]Hrmm...I can only imagine what it must have been like....especially adding in rules....[/font]

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SunfallE Senior Otaku

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[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][FONT="Lucida Sans Unicode"]I love what Cloud is saying the best in that image Pumpkin. lol

But yeah, considering how [I]interesting[/I] some of those older threads are, I could so see a rule list like that actually being used back then.

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Pumpkin Otaku

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[quote name='SunfallE'][COLOR="RoyalBlue"][FONT="Lucida Sans Unicode"]I love what Cloud is saying the best in that image Pumpkin. lol [/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE][size=1][font=tahoma]Aha...actually Cloud = James. Or that's what I was aiming for anyhow....poor guy. Stuck in that little corner lol. I should have labeled them, for more dramatic effect. Ah well...

[quote name='DeathKnight'][color=crimson]New rule: Always have your swim trunks and your flippy floppies.[/color][/QUOTE]

What about the women? Bikinis? What for? Or wait...do I even want to know the anwser of that question?


[quote name='Dragon Warrior'][size=1]I can see this thread spawning some kind of set of joke rules officially made for OB, as well as a possible allegiance formed to help reinforce said rules.

... this could get messy...[/size][/QUOTE]

Why do I get the feeling that your scheming up something? Oh wait, that's cause you usually do ;]

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Gavin OB Legend

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[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Arial]Also in the new rules I would like to institute a policy that all trolls must be licensed and sanctioned by me personally after a thorough, comprehensive test of their abilities. All those who fail the test are to be packed inside of [COLOR="DarkRed"]deadSeraphim[/COLOR]'s locker.[/FONT][/QUOTE]

[SIZE="1"]Supported on the condition you never pass anyone and "[I]deadSeraphim's locker[/I]" is a obscure euphamism for the crater of an active volcano on Mars.[/SIZE]
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[quote name='Pumpkin;836904][quote name='DeathKnight'][color=crimson']New rule: Always have your swim trunks and your flippy floppies.[/color][/quote]
[size=1][font=tahoma]What about the women? Bikinis? What for? Or wait...do I even want to know the anwser of that question?[/font][/size][/QUOTE]
Normal women just aren't enough, they'd need to be mermaids. And no, I'm pretty sure you don't want to know what they're for.
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[quote name='Allamorph][FONT=Arial]Also in the new rules I would like to institute a policy that all trolls must be licensed and sanctioned by me personally after a thorough, comprehensive test of their abilities. All those who fail the test are to be packed inside of [COLOR=DarkRed]deadSeraphim[/COLOR']'s locker.[/FONT][/quote]


[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]A [URL="http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail105.html"]test[/URL], you say?


Oh, and [B]Gavin[/B], everyone knows that "[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]deadSeraphim[/COLOR][COLOR=DimGray]'s locker"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray] is an obscure euphemism for locker 14B at the Ogallala, Nebraska Greyhound station.[/COLOR][/SIZE]


[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I don't know where the key is, though.









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