Allamorph Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 [FONT=Calibri]It's about time we had a repository for all the weirdass news that happens around the country/world/whatever you live on. So here it is. The Shallow End of the Gene Pool, for us all to laugh and groan and "....what in the blue freaking blazes" at. First up: [URL="http://www.kansas.com/197/story/970373.html"][COLOR="Blue"]I don't even know.[/COLOR][/URL] Like, okay. You sure get weird points for location. I mean, you're making love in a dumpster. In a fracking, honest-to-God, back-alley [I]dumpster[/I], of all places. But then you get [I]robbed??[/I] BY [U]OLD[/U] [U]PEOPLE[/U] Like . . . there are no words.[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachmaninoff Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Every time I read that article, it makes me laugh. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nony Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Just goes to show you can never mature away stupid. If you have it, it ain't goin' nowhere. But man... it really does make you wonder. It's not like the people in question were still within the get-away-with-stupid-crap age, they're both 44. Seriously, wtf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibi-master Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 ......... *horrendous laughter* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drizzt Do'urden Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 I can't even bring to words what I'm thinking...I do have to say however that its nice to see butch cassidy and sundance back in action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sangome Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 [SIZE="1"]YO MIDDLE AGED COUPLE I KNOW YOU MAKIN LOVE IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT--*smacked* Anyway, as for stupid news...can someone move that old Adolf Hitler Campbell thread into here? << *smacked again*[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 [SIZE="1"]A dumpster ? Seriously ? Romance really is dead. Oh and lol at them getting robbed too.[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaryanna_Mom Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I don't even know where to begin with this one. No matter how I look at it, all I can do is well ... laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japan Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Firstoff, that couple must of been pretty desperate to choose that type of setting for such an activity. Second, they must of been making a lot of noise to be noticed by an old man. Third, how the HECK did a 60 year old rob them?? One would think that the sixty year-old would be somewhat brittle with age. This is just one w. t. f. story. Society is gone as we know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sangome Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 [SIZE="1"][FONT="Microsoft Sans Serif"][COLOR="Magenta"]Oh, here's a good one. [URL="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_odd_crack_for_clunker"]guy sells his dad's car for crack.[/URL] And not for, like, a decent amount. Just $50 bucks worth. Unless 50 = 5,000,000 in Crackinese or something.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabrina Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 [FONT="Tahoma"]Both of those stores are pretty wacky. When it comes to sheer absurdity, the one about the dumpster wins. I mean... what the heck were they even thinking to choose [I]that[/I] kind of location? o_O[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedJ Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 .....what? Just...what? ....I could go on about the dumpster thing, but I wont. As for the selling your dad's car for $50(O_o) of CRACK...they must have been pretty desperate to get high o_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachmaninoff Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 This just goes to show that one should be careful who they decide to rob. [URL="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32953941/ns/us_news-weird_news/"][U]91-year-old man makes arrest ? in the nude[/U][/URL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spectacular Professor Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 [quote name='Rachmaninoff']This just goes to show that one should be careful who they decide to rob. [URL="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32953941/ns/us_news-weird_news/"][U]91-year-old man makes arrest ? in the nude[/U][/URL][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]There's actually a subtle genius here. It might be intimidating to be held at gunpoint by an old guy, but I imagine it's absolutely mortifying to be held at gunpoint by a [I]naked[/I] old guy.[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachmaninoff Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 [quote name='Ace][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]There's actually a subtle genius here. It might be intimidating to be held at gunpoint by an old guy, but I imagine it's absolutely mortifying to be held at gunpoint by a [I]naked[/I'] old guy.[/FONT][/quote]I know, it made me laugh, a lot. Pwnd by an old guy, [I]naked[/I] no less. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I, Colossus Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Sadly enough making love in a dumpster isn't so uncommon. Well, making love IN the dumpster is, but I know quite a few young ladies who have stooped as low to have sex behind dumpsters. Plus in cars, on the sides of houses, stairwells, the library for christ's sake. Personally, I've only done the deed on my bed, and someone else's floor. Perhaps I'm not adventourus enough? ...Or do I just have self-control? Anyway, no matter where one was making love it would be might unpleasant to be robbed. From one of the greatest pleasures in life, to losing your valuables and dignity. Weaksauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheResplendent Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 [FONT="Tahoma"][URL="http://kotaku.com/5364947/cops-play-wii-during-undercover-drug-raid"][u][b]Wii Bowling becomes new procedure for drug raids![/u][/b][/URL] Now i'm not saying this is something I [I]wouldn't[/I] do (well...maybe Marvel vs Capcom 2 or Soul Calibur)...but then again, I don't intend on being a cop either. Still, I'd like to hear the explanations for this one when the time comes. My reactions pretty much ranged from hilarious laughter to a shaking head of the "these poor bastards" persuasion.[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachmaninoff Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 I've heard of insane stalkers before, but this had me going... wtf? [URL="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33006266/ns/us_news-weird_news/"][U]Police: Pilot used plane to stalk ex-girlfriend[/U][/URL] The kicker:[quote][FONT="Arial"]Police have arrested a pilot who they say stalked his ex-girlfriend by repeatedly flying his plane low over her house. ... Leftwich says police have been investigating reports of a low-flying plane in the area for more than a year.[/FONT][/quote]Someone obviously doesn't grasp the concept of no, I do not want to date you and get the hell out of my life. o_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumpkin Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 [quote name='Rachmaninoff']The kicker:Someone obviously doesn't grasp the concept of no, I do not want to date you and get the hell out of my life. o_O[/QUOTE][size=1]Ahahaha...this totally made me laugh and i just shot milk out of my nose. So funny. This reminds me of a story.... [url="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26024894-13762,00.html"]Stalker Snake bites man on nose, claims it is stalking him[/url] Darn those snakes on a plane..... [/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachmaninoff Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 [FONT="Trebuchet MS"]Well here's one way to get back at your ex... [URL="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33088053/ns/us_news-weird_news/"][U]Woman eats ex's goldfish after spat[/U][/URL] All I can think is... o_O And since no one has posted... [I]*deletes and reposts*[/I] [URL="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33310078/ns/us_news-weird_news/"][U]'Diehard' Democrat wrong choice for panel Alabama party didn't realize he was dead when he was appointed[/U][/URL] That made me laugh, a lot. :D[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 [SIZE="1"]For some reason I'd assumed she'd eaten the goldfish raw and I can't logically explain why. O_o Also good to know Alabama isn't discriminating against the dead for public positions, a landmark in politics.[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Maul Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 [center][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray] [URL="http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/21306839/detail.html"]Boy Takes Off in Futuristic Silver Thing After Parents Named Him "Falcon"[/URL][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray][IMG]http://www.accidentalsexiness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/up52.jpg[/IMG][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Poor Balloon Boy. R.I.P. [/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sangome Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 [FONT="Microsoft Sans Serif"][SIZE="1"][COLOR="#862A51"]Except he was just found alive. :p And on another note, [URL="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_racing_australia"]dwarf racing[/URL]! [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 [size=1]I just want to say that I could probably have made that up.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdsy Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 [quote name='Sangome'][FONT="Microsoft Sans Serif"][SIZE="1"][COLOR="#862A51"]Except he was just found alive. :p[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE] [color=deeppink]And he didn't even ride in the balloon. [center][img]http://a6.vox.com/6a00c22523d659604a0123ddc45516860c-pi[/img][/center][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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