Match Game!

[Shy]

[center][size=1]Are you ready? It's time to play...[/size]
[b][size=7]MATCH GAME!!![/size][/b]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX06ijHlFrU[/media][/center][size=1][u]The Rules:[/u][/size]
[list][*]Every so often I will post five questions/statements. Each of these will have one of the words BLANKED OUT.

[*]Fill in each of the blanks in your post. Try to be funny, try to be clever, or just post the answer that makes the most sense.

[*]I will have a panel of six OtakuBoards celebrities (TBD) send me their responses in private, and I'll post them here. For every answer of yours that matches our celebrities you will receive 1 point.

[*]Whoever gets the most matches wins, and then we start over again. Doi.[/list]
[indent][size=4][b]Here we go.... 06/01/10[/size][/b]

1. If OtakuBoards were a meal Allamorph would be the [i]BLANK[/i].

2. Always a pragmatist, Al Gore is using video footage from his pending divorce for a new documentary about his wife, An Inconvenient [i]BLANK[/i]!

3. Boo says: â??I think my girlfriend is having an affair with an auto mechanic, last night I found a [i]BLANK[/i] in her bed!â?

4. In real-life Desbreko is just like he is online. The only difference is that people don't like it when Des [i]BLANKS[/i] in public.

5. I've tried visiting other forums before but the people there always freak me out. On one message board their most popular thread is called The [i]BLANK[/i] Party.[/indent]
[size=1]There. Go post.

-Shy[/size] Edited June 1, 2010 by Shy

[The Spectacular Professor]

[quote name='Shy' date='01 June 2010 - 02:59 PM' timestamp='1275429584' post='694140']1. If OtakuBoards were a meal Allamorph would be the [b]nutrition facts[/b].

2. Always a pragmatist, Al Gore is using video footage from his pending divorce for a new documentary about his wife, An Inconvenient [b]Fling with eHarmony[/b]!

3. Boo says: â??I think my girlfriend is having an affair with an auto mechanic, last night I found a[b]n auto mechanic[/b] in her bed!â?

4. In real-life Desbreko is just like he is online. The only difference is that when Des [b]eyes lolis[/b] in real-life people get worried.

5. I've tried visiting other forums before but the people there always freak me out. On one message board their most popular thread is called The [b]Tipper Gore[/b] Party.

[/quote] Edited June 1, 2010 by Aberinkula & Fitch

[Katana]

[size=1][color=royalblue]1. If OtakuBoards were a meal Allamorph would be the [b]bill[/b].

2. Always a pragmatist, Al Gore is using video footage from his pending divorce for a new documentary about his wife, An Inconvenient [b]15 Minutes of Re-fame[/b].

3. Boo says: â??I think my girlfriend is having an affair with an auto mechanic, last night I found an [b]oil spot[/b] in her bed!â?

4. In real-life Desbreko is just like he is online. The only difference is that people don't like it when Des [b]shows his wallet-pictures of lolis[/b] in public.

5. I've tried visiting other forums before but the people there always freak me out. On one message board their most popular thread is called The [b]E.V.I.L.*[/b] Party.



[spoiler]* = Every Villain Is Lemons[/spoiler][/color][/size] Edited June 1, 2010 by Katana

[Shy]

Great responses everyone, I'm looking forward to seeing what else people come up with. I've seen some of the answers from our mystery panel so far and they are hilarious.

-Shy

[Magus]

I'll try... Man I need to watch that show more often.

1. If OtakuBoards were a meal Allamorph would be the [b]appetizer[/b].

2. Always a pragmatist, Al Gore is using video footage from his pending divorce for a new documentary about his wife, An Inconvenient [b]hussy[/b]!

3. Boo says: â??I think my girlfriend is having an affair with an auto mechanic, last night I found a [b]power drill[/b] in her bed!â?

4. In real-life Desbreko is just like he is online. The only difference is that people don't like it when Des [b]speaks[/b] in public.

5. I've tried visiting other forums before but the people there always freak me out. On one message board their most popular thread is called The [b]raid[/b] Party.

It's all I could think of....

[TheShinje]

1. If OtakuBoards were a meal Allamorph would be the [b]Duck.[/b]

2. Always a pragmatist, Al Gore is using video footage from his pending divorce for a new documentary about his wife, An Inconvenient [b]Witch[/b]!

3. Boo says: â??I think my girlfriend is having an affair with an auto mechanic, last night I found a [b]Crankshaft[/b] in her bed!â?

4. In real-life Desbreko is just like he is online. The only difference is that people don't like it when Des [b]administrates[/b] in public.

5. I've tried visiting other forums before but the people there always freak me out. On one message board their most popular thread is called The [b]Paddled Broom[/b] Party.

[Cat]

1. If OtakuBoards were a meal Allamorph would be the [b]caviar[/b].

2. Always a pragmatist, Al Gore is using video footage from his pending divorce for a new documentary about his wife, An Inconvenient [b]Slut[/b]!

3. Boo says: â??I think my girlfriend is having an affair with an auto mechanic, last night I found a [b]gear stick[/b] in her bed!â?

4. In real-life Desbreko is just like he is online. The only difference is that people don't like it when Des [b]appears[/b] in public.

5. I've tried visiting other forums before but the people there always freak me out. On one message board their most popular thread is called The [b]Communist[/b] Party. Edited June 9, 2010 by Cat

[Shy]

Heads up, I'll be posting the responses in two days time. Get your answers in now!

- Shy

[Lady Asphyxia]

[font="'Arial Narrow"][size=2]1. If OtakuBoards were a meal Allamorph would be the [/size][/font][b][font="'Arial Narrow"][size=2]cheeese[/size][/font][/b][font="'Arial Narrow"][size=2].

2. Always a pragmatist, Al Gore is using video footage from his pending divorce for a new documentary about his wife, An Inconvenient [/size][/font][b][font="'Arial Narrow"][size=2]Alimony[/size][/font][/b][i][font="'Arial Narrow"][size=2]. [/size][/font][/i][font="'Arial Narrow"][size=2]

3. Boo says: â??I think my girlfriend is having an affair with an auto mechanic, last night I found a [/size][/font][b][font="'Arial Narrow"][size=2]Hot Wheel[/size][/font][i][font="'Arial Narrow"][size=2] [/size][/font][/i][/b][font="'Arial Narrow"][size=2]in her bed!â?

4. In real-life Desbreko is just like he is online. The only difference is that people don't like it when Des [/size][/font][b][font="'Arial Narrow"][size=2]does the caramelldansen[/size][/font][/b][font="'Arial Narrow"][size=2] in public.

5. I've tried visiting other forums before but the people there always freak me out. On one message board their most popular thread is called The [/size][/font][b][font="'Arial Narrow"][size=2]Palin[/size][/font][/b][font="'Arial Narrow"][size=2] Party.[/size][/font]

[Gavin]

[font="Tahoma"][size="2"]Ask and you shall receive.

1. If OtakuBoards were a meal Allamorph would be the [b]indigestion afterwards[/b].

2. Always a pragmatist, Al Gore is using video footage from his pending divorce for a new documentary about his wife, An Inconvenient [b]Institution[/b]!

3. Boo says: â??I think my girlfriend is having an affair with an auto mechanic, last night I found a [b]bill for service rendered[/b] in her bed!â?

4. In real-life Desbreko is just like he is online. The only difference is that people don't like it when Des [b]pranks[/b] in public.

5. I've tried visiting other forums before but the people there always freak me out. On one message board their most popular thread is called The [b]2 Members 1 Thread[/b] Party.[/size][/font]

[Shy]

Special thanks to our celebrity panel this week: [b]Adam, Raiha, Someguy, Japan 86, James and Me![/b]


[b]1. If OtakuBoards were a meal, Allamorph would be the [i]BLANK[/i]![/b]

[indent]Adam: ...The mom forcing you to eat your vegetables.

Shy: ...Wiiiiiine.

Raiha: ...Pickles on the side.

Someguy: ...Bill with gratuity already added in.

Japan 86: ...The check!

James: ...The bill.[/indent]

[b]2. Always a pragmatist, Al Gore is using video footage from his pending divorce for a new documentary about his wife, An Inconvenient [i]BLANK![/i][/b]

[indent]Adam: ...First Lady.

Shy: ...Woman.

Raiha: ...Drain on finances.

Someguy: ...Chat Roulette.

Japan 86: ...Imbecile.

James: ...Kiss.[/indent]

[b]3. Boo says: â??I think my girlfriend is having an affair with an auto mechanic, last night I found a BLANK in her bed!â?[/b]

[indent]Adam: ...A bucket of lube.

Shy: ...Muffler.

Raiha: ...A tool.

Someguy: ...[spoiler]A used condom.[/spoiler]

Japan 86: ...A wrench.

James: ...Jack.[/indent]

[b]4. In real-life Desbreko is just like he is online. The only difference is that people don't like it when Des BLANKS in public.[/b]

[indent]Adam: ...Braids random girls' hairs

Shy: ...Uses his mod rod.

Raiha: ...Talks to Navi.

Someguy: ...Screencaps girls.

Japan 86: ...LOLitards.

James: ...Thrusts.[/indent]

[b]5. I've tried visiting other forums before but the people there always freak me out. On one message board their most popular thread is called The BLANK Party.[/b]

[indent]Adam: ...Crossplay Furries Party.

Shy: ...The Donner Party.

Raiha: ...Yiffing Party.

Someguy: ...We Like to Party.

Japan 86: ...Green Pary.

James: ...The Bible Party.[/indent]

[center][size=5][b]Leaderboard:[/size]
Katana: 4 Points
Magus: 1 Point[/b][/center]

[b]Congratulations Katana! Here we go again.... 6/13/10[/b]

[indent]1. Gavin tried to organize his very own soccer team in honor of World Cup, but he had one problem: Gavin doesn't have any [i]BLANK[/i]!

2. Raiha tells me that one of the many translations for the word 'Otaku' is 'House.' If OtakuBoards were a house Raiha would spend all of her time in the [i]BLANK[/i].

3. Did you know that Japan 86 worked at McDonalds? Once she accidentally dropped [i]BLANK[/i] into the meat grinder, and they charged double for the hamburgers.

4. Adam's huge passion for movies inspired his 100ThingsILearned website, but I would never see a movie with him. The problem is that he won't stop [i]BLANKING[/i] during the picture.

5. Superman said, "The strangest thing happened to me. Ever since I was exposed to Kryptonite my [i]BLANK[/i] glows in the dark!"[/indent]

-Shy

[Gavin]

[font="Tahoma"][size="2"]1. Gavin tried to organize his very own soccer team in honor of World Cup, but he had one problem: Gavin doesn't have any [b]interest[/b].

2. Raiha tells me that one of the many translations for the word 'Otaku' is 'House.' If OtakuBoards were a house Raiha would spend all of her time in the [b]basement[/b].

3. Did you know that Japan 86 worked at McDonalds? Once she accidentally dropped [b]meat[/b] into the meat grinder, and they charged double for the hamburgers.

4. Adam's huge passion for movies inspired his 100ThingsILearned website, but I would never see a movie with him. The problem is that he won't stop [b]critiquing[/b] during the picture.

5. Superman said, "The strangest thing happened to me. Ever since I was exposed to Kryptonite my [b]nads[/b] glows in the dark!"[/size][/font]

[TheShinje]

[indent]1. Gavin tried to organize his very own soccer team in honor of World Cup, but he had one problem: Gavin doesn't have any [i][b]goals[/b][/i]!

2. Raiha tells me that one of the many translations for the word 'Otaku' is 'House.' If OtakuBoards were a house Raiha would spend all of her time in the[b] Recreation Room[/b].

3. Did you know that Japan 86 worked at McDonalds? Once she accidentally dropped [b]real beef[/b] into the meat grinder, and they charged double for the hamburgers.

4. Adam's huge passion for movies inspired his 100ThingsILearned website, but I would never see a movie with him. The problem is that he won't stop [b]scribbling notes [/b]during the picture.

5. Superman said, "The strangest thing happened to me. Ever since I was exposed to Kryptonite my[b] "pencil"[/b] glows in the dark!"[/indent]

[Cat]

1. Gavin tried to organize his very own soccer team in honor of World Cup, but he had one problem: Gavin doesn't have any [b]balls[/b]! (think what you will for this one)

2. Raiha tells me that one of the many translations for the word 'Otaku' is 'House.' If OtakuBoards were a house Raiha would spend all of her time in the [b]Kitchen[/b].

3. Did you know that Japan 86 worked at McDonalds? Once she accidentally dropped [b]rat[/b] into the meat grinder, and they charged double for the hamburgers.

4. Adam's huge passion for movies inspired his 100ThingsILearned website, but I would never see a movie with him. The problem is that he won't stop [b]criticizing[/b] during the picture.

5. Superman said, "The strangest thing happened to me. Ever since I was exposed to Kryptonite my [b]man tights[/b] glows in the dark!" Edited June 14, 2010 by Cat

[Magus]

I actually got a point off that last one...? Wow.


1. Gavin tried to organize his very own soccer team in honor of World Cup, but he had one problem: Gavin doesn't have any [b]experience[/b]!

2. Raiha tells me that one of the many translations for the word 'Otaku' is 'House.' If OtakuBoards were a house Raiha would spend all of her time in the [b]in her room[/b].

3. Did you know that Japan 86 worked at McDonalds? Once she accidentally dropped [b]her lunch[/b] into the meat grinder, and they charged double for the hamburgers.

4. Adam's huge passion for movies inspired his 100ThingsILearned website, but I would never see a movie with him. The problem is that he won't stop [b]talking[/b] during the picture.

5. Superman said, "The strangest thing happened to me. Ever since I was exposed to Kryptonite my [b]chest[/b] glows in the dark!" (I swear... My initial thought was wayyyy out there.... )

[Allamorph]

[quote name='Cat']2. Raiha tells me that one of the many translations for the word 'Otaku' is 'House.' If OtakuBoards were a house Raiha would spend all of her time in the [b]Kitchen[/b].[/quote]
[FONT=Calibri]I think you are going to die.

This message comes with a pre-added 15% gratuity.[/FONT]

[chibi-master]

[quote name='Shy' date='13 June 2010 - 05:49 PM' timestamp='1276465781' post='695211']
[indent]1. Gavin tried to organize his very own soccer team in honor of World Cup, but he had one problem: Gavin doesn't have any [b]friends who like soccer[/b]!

2. Raiha tells me that one of the many translations for the word 'Otaku' is 'House.' If OtakuBoards were a house Raiha would spend all of her time in the [b]closets, waiting to pounce[/b].

3. Did you know that Japan 86 worked at McDonalds? Once she accidentally dropped [b]my picture[/b] into the meat grinder, and they charged double for the hamburgers.

4. Adam's huge passion for movies inspired his 100ThingsILearned website, but I would never see a movie with him. The problem is that he won't stop [b]eating other people[/b] during the picture.

5. Superman said, "The strangest thing happened to me. Ever since I was exposed to Kryptonite my [b]hair swirly[/b] glows in the dark!"[/indent]
[/quote] Edited June 15, 2010 by chibi-master

[Raiha]

[quote name='Allamorph' date='15 June 2010 - 01:26 AM' timestamp='1276590371' post='695321']
[font="Calibri"]I think you are going to die.

This message comes with a pre-added 15% gratuity.[/font]
[/quote]

[font="Times New Roman"][size="3"][color="#9932cc"]I think Allamorph is correct in his thinking.

Cat your days are quite numbered.


1. [b]grass to play on[/b]!

2. [b]office, as someone has to balance the checkbook[/b].

3. a [b]screaming fangirl[/b].

4. [b]chewing on his knuckles[/b].

5. [b]girlfriend[/b]![/color][/size][/font]

[Cat]

[quote name='Raiha' date='15 June 2010 - 11:10 PM' timestamp='1276668607' post='695377']
[font="Times New Roman"][size="3"][color="#9932cc"]I think Allamorph is correct in his thinking.

Cat your days are quite numbered.
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They have been number since I was born. Its called Aging. Tell the truth I thought I was going to be on Gavin hit not Raiha's. What I comeback I have made on OB. Edited June 16, 2010 by Cat

[Gavin]

[quote name='Cat' date='16 June 2010 - 07:23 AM' timestamp='1276669398' post='695378']
They have been number since I was born. Its called Aging. Tell the truth I thought I was going to be on Gavin hit not Raiha's. What I comeback I have made on OB.
[/quote]
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You severely underestimate my laziness. Plus I thought it worked well as a pun.[/size][/font]

[Raiha]

[quote name='Cat' date='15 June 2010 - 11:23 PM' timestamp='1276669398' post='695378']
They have been number since I was born. Its called Aging.[/quote]
[size="3"][color="#9932cc"]
[/color][/size][font="Times New Roman"][size="3"][color="#9932cc"]Actually, when someone decides to end you early, they can be quantified in an actual numerical sense beyond the rather murky realms of 'aging.'[/color][/size][/font][size="3"][color="#9932cc"]
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[Korey]

[color="#000080"][size="2"][font="Garamond"]1. Gavin tried to organize his very own soccer team in honor of World Cup, but he had one problem: Gavin doesn't have any [b]feet[/b]!

2. Raiha tells me that one of the many translations for the word 'Otaku' is 'House.' If OtakuBoards were a house Raiha would spend all of her time in the [b]shower.[/b]

3. Did you know that Japan 86 worked at McDonalds? Once she accidentally dropped [b]Gackt[/b] into the meat grinder, and they charged double for the hamburgers.

4. Adam's huge passion for movies inspired his 100ThingsILearned website, but I would never see a movie with him. The problem is that he won't stop [b]Texting Beth[/b] during the picture.

5. Superman said, "The strangest thing happened to me. Ever since I was exposed to Kryptonite my [b]S[/b] glows in the dark!"[/font][/size][/color]

[Horendithas]

[color="#4B0082"][font="Arial"]How about we play nice you two? Personally I don't see why you couldn't have the talents of a master chef, Raiha. I've always thought of you as someone who could do [i]anything[/i] they put their mind to. Anyway since I'm here...

1. Gavin tried to organize his very own soccer team in honor of World Cup, but he had one problem: Gavin doesn't have any [i]uniforms![/i]

2. Raiha tells me that one of the many translations for the word 'Otaku' is 'House.' If OtakuBoards were a house Raiha would spend all of her time in the [i]gaming den.[/i]

3. Did you know that Japan 86 worked at McDonalds? Once she accidentally dropped [i]a rat [/i]into the meat grinder, and they charged double for the hamburgers.

4. Adam's huge passion for movies inspired his 100ThingsILearned website, but I would never see a movie with him. The problem is that he won't stop [i]singing[/i] during the picture.

5. Superman said, "The strangest thing happened to me. Ever since I was exposed to Kryptonite my [i]nails[/i] glows in the dark!" [/font][/color]

[Shy]

Answers and winners announced tomorrow. Get your responses in now!

-Shy

[The Spectacular Professor]

[quote name='Shy' date='13 June 2010 - 02:49 PM' timestamp='1276465781' post='695211'][indent]1. Gavin tried to organize his very own soccer team in honor of World Cup, but he had one problem: Gavin doesn't have any [b]idea what "soccer" is, since he's pretty sure it's called "football"[/b]!

2. Raiha tells me that one of the many translations for the word 'Otaku' is 'House.' If OtakuBoards were a house Raiha would spend all of her time in the [b]yard, setting elaborate and painful traps for the neighbors' free-range dogs that annoy her so much[/b].

3. Did you know that Japan 86 worked at McDonalds? Once she accidentally dropped [b]coworker[/b] into the meat grinder, and they charged double for the hamburgers.

4. Adam's huge passion for movies inspired his 100ThingsILearned website, but I would never see a movie with him. The problem is that he won't stop [b]saying inane and somewhat off-topic things[/b] during the picture.

5. Superman said, "The strangest thing happened to me. Ever since I was exposed to Kryptonite my [b]cousin from an alternate dimension, you know, the one with the huge... tracts of land,[/b] glows in the dark!"[/indent]

-Shy
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Someday I shall learn to say things with fewer words.[/font]