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[COLOR=darkblue][i]Marth looks at his car, a Porsche Boxter[/i]

Marth:This comes with everything?

Jose:Yeah.....

Marth:*looks at the speakers*Needs a subwoofer, bigger speakers....Yep, definetly needs the works. Whats the point of driving around in a cool car if you can't shake the ground beneth people's feet?

Jose:Marth, this isn't about style!

Marth:That's what you think.....Do you got this car in black? It'll go good with my clothes.

Jose:*sigh*[/COLOR]
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"You want black, you got it." Jose got into the Boxster and put the top up. He punched some buttons in on a panel next to a huge machine the size of an 18-wheeler. He drove the car in, and came out about a half minute later, driving a black Porsche Boxster. He drove back to Marth and got out. "You need any modifications to these cars, besides the music upgrades, you need to do that yourself, see me."
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by AlmightySSJ4 [/i]
[B]Hey, people! I was wondering, since Jose is the computer expert, can I also be this RPG's "Q" (In other words, the gadget guy.)? I've got my next part in mind and it will work out really good if I have that position. [/B][/QUOTE][COLOR=royalblue]That's been taken......by me! Haven't you been reading my posts? Oh nevermind........
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[COLOR=seagreen]Sabir: Okay.............let's see what the boys can do.........*waves goodbye* BREAK A LEG!!

All: HUH?!?

Sabir: *shivers* Oops........wrong good luck charm.....HAVE FUN!

All: BYE!

Neil: I'll keep in touch!

Sabir: *touches earing* We know.......we know......*sigh* *turns and walks back to the building*[/COLOR]
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siren: ok who am i stuck with?

all:...

siren: forget it...i'll take my ride

she dissapeared around the coner and came back on a black suziki (sp?) moterbike

siren: shall we? it's not impressive but with some of the adujestments i've made i'm pretty sure i can match anything you boys can hand out...
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[color=crimson][i]Ken and Neil jumped in the Hummer and took off down the highway headed for the airport.

Heavy Metal music emitted from their car, and They punched the gas. Ken flew down the highway, and arrived at the airport. He took out satellite walkie talkie, and talked into it..[/i]

Ken: AIGHT! We got a private ****ing jet, so no shooting guards. Got it? Good. Nuff said. *shuts off SWT*

Neil: No guards?

Ken: Sorry Bro, No guards.

Neil: WHATTTTTT?!!!!!

Ken: DUDE! WE HAVE A GODDAMN JET! NO GUARDS!

Neil: I KILL GUARDS NO MATTER WHAT!

Ken: NO FRIGGING GUARDS!

Neil: KILL GUARDS!

Ken: NO!

Neil: YES!

Ken: IF YOU DONT KILL GUARDS I GIVE YOU MORE CASH!

Neil: ... So?

Ken: With more cash you could get a bigger gun, those allowing you to kill more guards later.

Neil: ooooo... how big a gun?

Ken: HUGE! huge gun.

Neil: Done deal.[/color]
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[color=crimson][i]At the airporttttt....

EVERYONE [that is going on this mission] Got out of their respective cars. Ken walked foreward, through a gate, and entered a hangar.

There was the Merc's prviate 747. Ken had convinced the boss to lend it to Ken for this mission. Ken walked into the plane and nodded to the pilots, as the others began to come onto the Spacious Jet.... [/color][/i]
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Jose walked into the cockpit and tapped the pilot on the shoulder. "Hey, how much longer 'till we get there?" "ETA's 30 minutes." Jose walked back to where everyone was and grabbed the microphone. "I just talked to the pilot, everyone. We'll be there in thirty minutes, so get ready."
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DeathKnight [/i]
[B][color=crimson][i]Ken and Neil jumped in the Hummer and took off down the highway headed for the airport.

Heavy Metal music emitted from their car, and They punched the gas. Ken flew down the highway, and arrived at the airport. He took out satellite walkie talkie, and talked into it..[/i]

Ken: AIGHT! We got a private ****ing jet, so no shooting guards. Got it? Good. Nuff said. *shuts off SWT*

Neil: No guards?

Ken: Sorry Bro, No guards.

Neil: WHATTTTTT?!!!!!

Ken: DUDE! WE HAVE A GODDAMN JET! NO GUARDS!

Neil: I KILL GUARDS NO MATTER WHAT!

Ken: NO FRIGGING GUARDS!

Neil: KILL GUARDS!

Ken: NO!

Neil: YES!

Ken: IF YOU DONT KILL GUARDS I GIVE YOU MORE CASH!

Neil: ... So?

Ken: With more cash you could get a bigger gun, those allowing you to kill more guards later.

Neil: ooooo... how big a gun?

Ken: HUGE! huge gun.

Neil: Done deal.[/color] [/B][/QUOTE]

ooc:Damn funny, Ken. :D

ic:

Marth:*sits down*I like this jet...I could get used to this.
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[color=crimson][i]The plane shook and Ken looked up from his book for an instant.[/i]

Ken: What the **** was that?

[i]Ken looked over at Neil who was listening to loud music in a large comfy chair, reading a playoby magazine...[/i]

Ken: Neil.

Neil: I FELT THE HAIT RISE UP IN ME! KNEEL DOWN AND CLEAR THE STONE OF LEAVES! I WANDER OUT WHERE YOU CANT SEE, INSIDE MY SHELL I WAIT AND BLEED! dum dum dum...

Ken: Neil!

Neil: dum dum dum...

Ken: NEIL!

Neil: I WAIT AND BLEED! Oh yea... dum dum...

Ken: $^)*@)_^*$...

[i]Ken picked up a pillow and tosses it at Neil hitting him in the face. Several other mercs nearby burst out laughing as Neil sat there with a huge pillow in his face[/i]

Ash: He did it *points at Ken*

Ken: Wha- Er. Neil?

Neil: .....

Ken: Errr... Marth did it.

Marth: Like hell I did.

Ken: .....

Neil: WHO THREW THE PILLOW

Ken: ..... Uh. I think Jose walked in and threw it, and ran out. Riiight guys?

All in the room: Sure. Yea.

Neil: WHERE IS HE

Ken: Errr... He's.... He's in the cockpit! Yea. Dont bother him. Get him when he comes out.

Neil: THAT STUP-

[i]The sound of Gun fire erupted from behind, and the right wing erupted into flames. The whole plane shook, and Ken was thrown out of his chair.[/i]

Ken: What the ****...

Neil: SHITTTT...

Warlock: WHOA

Jose: *bursts in the room* MIGS!

Ken: WHERE

Jose: BLEW THE WING UP

Ken: SHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...

[i]The plane began to rapidly fall and Ken ran, or attempted to run, to the cockpit.[/i]

Ken: ****...

Pilot: COME ON... COME ON GIRL, DONT GIVE OUT ON US NOW...

[i]Ken looked as a grassland came into veiw. The plane's landinggear could be heard and Ken rolled his eyes[/i]

Ken: WHAT THE HELL IS LANDING GEAR GOING TO HELP

Pilot: I DONT ****ING KNOW!

Ken: ****! $)%^I@$^_+*...

[i]The Plane skidded into the ground, sending Ken flying backwards and everywhich way. The plane's wall next to Ken ripped open and he was sent flying out... everything went black...[/i]
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Note: Everyone is alive except for the two pilots...
and everyone is kinda ****ed up from the crash...

and no, I aint good at writing plane crashes...[/color]
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[I]Warlock knelt against one of the 747's ruined walls. Unlike most of the others, he was lucky enough not to be knocked out, and had hardly suffered any major injuries. Slowly, he got onto his feet, and dragged himself to a broken window, and jumped out. Accidently, he landed on Ken, sending him out of dream-land.[/I]

Ken: OOOF!!!

Warlock: ...Whoops...

[I]Warlock jumped off Ken, and looked around the wreckage as Ken got up.[/I]

Ken: ...Did you just jump on me Warlock?

Warlock: Um...yeah...

Ken: ....

[I]Ken was about to walk over to Warlock, when a roar of engines blasted from overhead. They both looked up, and immediately hit the ground. Seconds later, bullets hit the ground around the 747. The MIGS flew past. [/I]

Ken: THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US!!!

Warlock: No sh*t Sherlock...
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Jose got up and hobbled over to his Viper. "This...is....one...of...the reasons...I brought it." He opened the door and opened the weapons panel. He armed the missiles and locked onto one of the Migs. He pressed the fire button, and the missile flew upward. It made a screeching noise as it flew, and when it hit, it completely obliterated the Mig's left wing. It crashed a few seconds later with an ear-shattering explosion. Jose turned the car around and prepared to fire. He pressed the fire button, but got an alarm instead. He looked at the display and saw he was out of missiles. [I]Uh oh.[/I] He opened the door and leapt out just as a missile struck the rear of the car. He ran away and hit the ground as the gas tank blew up. "Oh, hell no. They did not just blow up my Viper. Ow!" Jose noticed his arm was broken and his leg was bleeding. He noticed a pool of blood on the ground, and fell unconscious. (Blood loss.)
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[color=crimson]Ken: We have to get the **** out of here. I'll go get Jose, Warlock get the others and wake them up and get them out of this area. GO THERE'S A FOREST OVER THERE!

[i]Ken ran to Jose and ripped a piece of his shirt off and wrapped it around Jose's leg. He picked him up and ran a distance to the forest and set him down on the edge. Ken ran back to Warlock, and saw Neil limp out, followed by Siren. Andrew came out next, followed by Flash [did he come o_O], and everyone else.

They limped, walked, or were carried to the forest's edge...[/i][
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There's too many people to keep a track of o_O;...
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[COLOR=darkblue][i]Marth was thrown around during the plane crash, and was knocked out......Still inside the plane, Marth hears gun fire as he comes to.[/i]

Marth:Why do the planes always crash?

[i]FAKOOOOOOOM![/i]

Marth:&^%*^*$E&^$%*^$%(&%&%$#&^$!!!!!!!

[i]Marth looked out of the gaping hiole in the 747, and saw the others run for the forest.[/i]

Marth:Wait up!

[i]Just as Marth gets into the forest, the jet goes....BOOOOM![/i][/COLOR]
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Not another Plane crash! Couldn't we just use another transport method or not get shot down or something. ah well
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Andrew: *holds his bleeding side* Those ****ers! I'll get them later................whoever they are!

Ken: Let's calm down then!

Andrew: Ok Mr. Clown

Ken: What?!

Andrew begins spinnig around and then faints. blood begins to pour from his sideas he lies motionless.
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sirn runs up and kneels by his side

siren: not you too!! here goes the rest of my shirt...

she peels it off (she has a tank top on under it) and presses it to his side

siren: i hope the rest of out missions end up like this...*considers somthing* let's find a place to rest safely...
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Ash leans against a tree and pulls out a cigar, his head is bleeding and he has a big gash on the top of his right shoulder.

Siren: Now i'm not ripping anymore of my top off!!

Ash: I'll be fine anyway but thatnks for offering.

Siren::rolleyes:
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[COLOR=royalblue]Sabir: *gasp* NEIL!!

Neil: *slaps hand to ear* Ow! Give it a rest Sabir!

Sabir: *whew* You're alive.......how are the others?

Neil: In pain, but alive.

Sabir: Get out the transporter I put in your bag.

Neil: *shrug* *pulls it out*

Sabir: Put it on the ground.

Neil: Kay. *sets it down*

Sabir: *click*

*FOOM*

Neil: Cool!

Sabir: Alright then........that'll tie you guys over?

Neil: Three medkits.....yeah.

Ken: Tell Sabir thankx!

Sabir: Tell Ken he's welcome.

Neil: Right! HEY SIREN! Your shirt is saved![/COLOR]
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