Guest Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 The Chicken...The chicken lays the egg, and the egg wouldnt hatch anyways without heat! heh...i spend way too much time thinking about this kind of stuff :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyJaUn~FuLlEr Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 NO NO NO NO see without no egg there would be no chicken but without no chicken there would be no egg sooooo none came first i think :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdsy Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Deus_Ex_Machina [/i] [B] DAMMIT! I wuz gon' post that answer! Oh well... Hehehahahaaa..... I am enjoyed by some, despised by others, and some abuse me. I am a sacrament, a gift. I am never-ending, yet at times some break me. What am I? There is a thing that nothing is and yet it has a name. It's sometimes tall and sometimes short, joins our talks and joins our sports and plays at every game? [/B][/QUOTE] 1.Law? Bah, I'm not sure... 2.... I dunno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan L Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 BWAHAHA(I been sayin that a lot lately) Time for Deus's expolanation of the chicken-egg question... [i]Either answer could possibly be correct. Evolution has been proven. Anyone who says 'it depends whether you beleive in evolution' is a walking, talking idiot. Beleif in religion is one thing, but evolution is a FACT. The explanation for the problem goes like this. Once upon a time there was a bird which for all intensive purposes we will call 'species A' and that bird had lots of little baby chicks, which grew up into more adult specimens of species A. after thousands of years, the process of DNA replication produces small differences in DNA sequence (this also has been PROVEN), which results in small differences in the birds. After a considerable time, chickens evolved. Now. If chickens did not initially use eggs to give birth to their young (which is VERY unlikely) the the chicken came before the egg, however, if species A used eggs, then th egg came before the chicken. Since Dinosaurs laid eggs, and chickens were not around in the time of the dinosaurs, I believe that the egg came before the chicken :D. This explanation brought to you by Deus Ex Machina.[/i] My god that was long. Oh yeah, about my riddle D.Dark is on the right lines with the first one, but the rest of you are way off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elfin_Girl Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 Wow. I'm always thinking about the chicken and egg question, but I never thought about it that way, Deus_Ex_Machina(sorry if your name is spelled wrong). Geez. You must be some intelligent guy. lol As for the riddle, um, silence? I'm crap at riddles though. As for the second one, I have no idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woody Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Deus_Ex_Machina [/i] [B]I am enjoyed by some, despised by others, and some abuse me. I am a sacrament, a gift. I am never-ending, yet at times some break me. What am I? There is a thing that nothing is and yet it has a name. It's sometimes tall and sometimes short, joins our talks and joins our sports and plays at every game? [/B][/QUOTE] 1. love, relationship, happiness, time, no idea 2. TV, don't know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pressure Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 [COLOR=purple]The egg came first... see b/c the VERY FIRST CHICKEN hatched from the egg of another species.. which had mutated into a chicken... so it was the egg OKAY... so here's one.. How come glue doesn't dry on the inside of the bottle?[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiroMunkie Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DBZChikaGhan [/i] [B][COLOR=purple]OKAY... so here's one.. How come glue doesn't dry on the inside of the bottle?[/COLOR][/B][/QUOTE][SIZE=1]Oxygen isn't present inside the bottle to activate the glue's hardening process.[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. Dark Posted January 30, 2002 Author Share Posted January 30, 2002 The chicken and the egg? Hmmm... Neither. Chickens are an evolution of something, and all things came from bacteria, which was in the form of primordial soup (In science, so nothing to do with religion). Therefore, if the first chicken's ancestor was a microbe, therefore making the microbe a chicken, and microbes don't lay eggs, as they divide up, so the first chicken was actually first!:D :D And for DEM's first riddle, could it be free will? Second might be hope? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan L Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by PiroMunkie [/i] [B][SIZE=1]Oxygen isn't present inside the bottle to activate the glue's hardening process.[/SIZE] [/B][/QUOTE] Oxygen, eh? Nah, it's just that air isnt in there. It don' need oxygen in particular. Note: if you leave the lid off a glue bottle, it [i]will[/i] dry. ITs not the lack of air, it's the lack of air movevment that keeps it from drying. [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by D.Dark[/i] Neither. Chickens are an evolution of something, and all things came from bacteria, which was in the form of primordial soup (In science, so nothing to do with religion). Therefore, if the first chicken's ancestor was a microbe, therefore making the microbe a chicken, and microbes don't lay eggs, as they divide up, so the first chicken was actually first! [/QUOTE] D.Dark, I really hate to argue with what you posted, but I [i]have[/i] to just say... that all that proves is that the microbe came before the chicken. Not that the chicken came before the egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. Dark Posted January 31, 2002 Author Share Posted January 31, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Deus_Ex_Machina [/i] [B] D.Dark, I really hate to argue with what you posted, but I [i]have[/i] to just say... that all that proves is that the microbe came before the chicken. Not that the chicken came before the egg. [/B][/QUOTE] Oh well, I guess I got too strung up to finish. Damn.... Well, the chicken came first is what I was trying to say! And, tell us your answers to the two riddles you put up. Here's another one: What is "it" The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it you'll certainly perish. Some of you might know this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cody722_3000 Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by D. Dark [/i] [B]Here's another one: What is "it" The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it you'll certainly perish. Some of you might know this one. [/B][/QUOTE] argh!!!i saw that so many tims but never the answer!you didnt finish it...its greater than god...more evil than the devil...the poor have it...the rich need it...and if you eat it you will die...I HAVE NO CLUE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. Dark Posted January 31, 2002 Author Share Posted January 31, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by cody722_3000 [/i] [B] argh!!!i saw that so many tims but never the answer!you didnt finish it...its greater than god...more evil than the devil...the poor have it...the rich need it...and if you eat it you will die...I HAVE NO CLUE! [/B][/QUOTE] NO, NO, NO!!!!!!! You've given away too many hints!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Ah, it doesn't matter. Geez, it must be frustrating to have seen it, but can't remember the answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pressure Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by D. Dark [/i] [B] NO, NO, NO!!!!!!! You've given away too many hints!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Ah, it doesn't matter. Geez, it must be frustrating to have seen it, but can't remember the answer [/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR=purple]You've got to be kidding right? What's greater than god, More evil than the devil, the rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it you'll die. Answer:Nothing[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avalon Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Cibo [/i] [B]Ummm...a fire hydrant that got beat up? I suck at riddles. [/B][/QUOTE] Nope!!! The answer is my mom angry with a blue jogging suit on!!! *people throw eggs* what? I suck at riddles too!!!:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan L Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by D. Dark [/i] [B] Oh well, I guess I got too strung up to finish. Damn.... Well, the chicken came first is what I was trying to say! And, tell us your answers to the two riddles you put up. [/B][/QUOTE] Due to popular demand. (Well.... maybe not [i]popular[/i], but demand nonetheless) Here are the answers to my earlier riddles 1)marriage 2)your shadow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Voodookanaka Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by PiroMunkie [/i] [B][SIZE=1]Mwuahahahahaha! It's the age old question! Which came first? The chicken or the egg?[/SIZE] [/B][/QUOTE] hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah which ones sat there smoking lol :P oooohhhhh....ive got a really dirty mind, sos anyone else that understands what i mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. Dark Posted February 1, 2002 Author Share Posted February 1, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Deus_Ex_Machina [/i] [B] Due to popular demand. (Well.... maybe not [i]popular[/i], but demand nonetheless) Here are the answers to my earlier riddles 1)marriage 2)your shadow [/B][/QUOTE] Sorry to be a sore loser, but what happens if it's a cloudy day, and your shadow disappears:D Or it's dark, or blah, blah Bah. I hate losing And my riddle that I put is well known, and I was expecting someone to get it easily, thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navi Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 This is pretty easy but: What is at the beginning of eternity, at the end of time and space, what is at the beginning of the eternity and at the end of the human race Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicoTranzrig Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 I'm not really good at riddles but... is it God? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delian Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Navi [/i] [B]This is pretty easy but: What is at the beginning of eternity, at the end of time and space, what is at the beginning of the eternity and at the end of the human race [/B][/QUOTE] Is it Nothing??? It's either that or the universe...but it could be neither....but i'm sure it's one of those 2, the former most likely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrine Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Navi [/i] [B]This is pretty easy but: What is at the beginning of eternity, at the end of time and space, what is at the beginning of the eternity and at the end of the human race [/B][/QUOTE] ..Darkness, or death... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel--Ignition Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Oh, come on morons! It's the letter [size=9]E[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delian Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Cloud Strife00 [/i] [B]Oh, come on morons! It's the letter [size=9]E[/size] [/B][/QUOTE] Hey you're right, but there is no need for name calling:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Here's a riddle: If you take a dog and name it's tail a leg, how many legs does it have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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