Char! Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 When you're insane like me, you have a lot of time to think of questions to annoy people with... 1. If getting punished for something you didn't do is wrong, why would I get in trouble for not doing schoolwork? 2. When you really take the words "hunger strike" apart, it means you're taking a strike from hunger, meaning you DO eat... Hmm..... 3. Why do you wash clothes if they just get dirty again? 4. Why does one always think of the answers to a test AFTER the test is turned in? 5. Why is software never soft? I'm at a loss for what useless things my independant mind churns up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Matt Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 1. because adults rule the world. 2. because adults made it up 3. it gives your mom something to do so she isn't yelling at you for not doing your homework. 4. because that's when u look at the book. 5. old skool floppy disks were soft...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Char! Posted January 28, 2002 Author Share Posted January 28, 2002 ...... Uh, thanks. Though those questions were made to be rhetorical, thanks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fall Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 :confused: :confused: Come to think of it, some of them questions have been bobbing around my head too..... Especially the schoolwork one..... I have not one answer..... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Matt Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Char-Char,Mander-Char! [/i] [B]...... Uh, thanks. Though those questions were made to be rhetorical, thanks... [/B][/QUOTE] i know. i just wanted to answer them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyJaUn~FuLlEr Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 [size=1][i][b]Wut u confuse me :confused: i don't understand this topic can someone explain it to me?[/b][/i][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan L Posted January 29, 2002 Share Posted January 29, 2002 Sorry, but... those questions are [i]never[/i] rhetorical... 1) Because you got punished for what you [i]did[/i] do, which is [i]failing to hand in homework[/i] 2) no, if it meant 'strike from hunger' it'd be called a 'strike [i]from[/i] hunger 3) because if you didn't, theyd get dirty[i]er[/i] 4) nervous tension 5) .... The word software originated because hardware was called...'hardware'... why? because the first computers were the size of a [i]hardware store[/i]... (at least that's what my teacher once told me), and software is kind of the opposite of hardware, hence 'soft' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ Posted January 29, 2002 Share Posted January 29, 2002 [FONT=courier new][COLOR=darkred][SIZE=4]SHOW OFF![/SIZE] [/COLOR] [/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Char! Posted January 31, 2002 Author Share Posted January 31, 2002 Okay, well... .......................... Dangit, I can't think of anymore. I'll be back...:demon: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amiboshi Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Deus_Ex_Machina [/i] [B]Sorry, but... those questions are [i]never[/i] rhetorical... 1) Because you got punished for what you [i]did[/i] do, which is [i]failing to hand in homework[/i] 2) no, if it meant 'strike from hunger' it'd be called a 'strike [i]from[/i] hunger 3) because if you didn't, theyd get dirty[i]er[/i] 4) nervous tension 5) .... The word software originated because hardware was called...'hardware'... why? because the first computers were the size of a [i]hardware store[/i]... (at least that's what my teacher once told me), and software is kind of the opposite of hardware, hence 'soft' [/B][/QUOTE] Wow. Those are good answers..:eek: I was wondering about the knowing the answers after you turn in the test thing. All your answers made pefect sense! Thanks! ^^; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renee Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 To all who answered the questions (especially Deus_Ex_Machina) You have no life. :p :D Heres some dumb questions 1. If goose is geese, the is moose meese? 2. Why do dogs sniff each other? Or better yet, why do they always sniff people in the crotch? 3. Why is it that most Japanese people (in anime) have normal eyes, while Americans have eyes that take up half of there head? That all I can think of, sad huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan L Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Renee [/i] [B]To all who answered the questions (especially Deus_Ex_Machina) You have no life. :p :D Heres some dumb questions 1. If goose is geese, the is moose meese? 2. Why do dogs sniff each other? Or better yet, why do they always sniff people in the crotch? 3. Why is it that most Japanese people (in anime) have normal eyes, while Americans have eyes that take up half of there head? That all I can think of, sad huh? [/B][/QUOTE] Hmmmmm... I have no life... well..... :shifty: :shifty: Your questions on the other hand, though still not rhetorical, are unanswerable... except for no. 1... the answer is no.... [QUOTE]SHOW OFF![/QUOTE] [i]KICKS Darncoolguy1[/i]:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 uhhh you are all confussing meeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k9* Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 actually, i can give an answer for #2 :D they sniff to get your personal scent - their main sense is not sight like ours is, they recognize individuals by scent. and the area where the scent is truest and strongest happens to be the crotch :rolleyes: i know the strangest info :freak: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cody722_3000 Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 you people are life-less if you go and answer questions to prove you have no life...i think i confused my self...renee!help!i need sleepy time tea!pweeze:angel: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. Dark Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Renee [/i] [B]To all who answered the questions (especially Deus_Ex_Machina) You have no life. :p :D Heres some dumb questions 1. If goose is geese, the is moose meese? 2. Why do dogs sniff each other? Or better yet, why do they always sniff people in the crotch? 3. Why is it that most Japanese people (in anime) have normal eyes, while Americans have eyes that take up half of there head? That all I can think of, sad huh? [/B][/QUOTE] How are these questions unanswerable? They just shouldn't be answered in public places, however, dumb questions can get you dumb answers... 1/ English language rule (English has the most exceptions to it's own rules compared to any language I know other than English) 2/ Think about it. What comes out of the crotch that smells if not properly taken care of... That attracts them 3/ Art styling, I guess. And please don't say these are rheotrical questions, for they are, then it is dumb to ask them for your post has no point... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 [B]One of the most stupid questions is "ARE YOU ASLEEP?" I mean, what kind of question is that, it can't be rhetorical, because it needs an answer, and an answer requires some form of communication, verbal or physical. Silence cannot be the answer of "yes" as no form of communication takes place.[/B] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvet paws Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Squashed Snail [/i] [B]:confused: :confused: Come to think of it, some of them questions have been bobbing around my head too..... Especially the schoolwork one..... [/B][/QUOTE] haha yea i was thinking that one a fews go. glad im not the only one :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 i found one at school me and my friends were talking and this is what we came up with "why is it that when you ask your parents how to speel a word...why do they always tell you to look it up in the dictonary" anyone know???????? she really wants to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hinata Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 [COLOR=royalblue]All I have to say to everyone is that you're crazy, bored and have no life...Not that I don't like it :nope: but it's just bad when you have to take your boredom out on the internet!!!!! :wigout: But to Deus...I liked the answers....:genius: So I GIVE YOU MUCH PROPS.... *thumbs up*[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pressure Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Elite DBZ [/i] [B][B]One of the most stupid questions is "ARE YOU ASLEEP?" I mean, what kind of question is that, it can't be rhetorical, because it needs an answer, and an answer requires some form of communication, verbal or physical. Silence cannot be the answer of "yes" as no form of communication takes place.[/B] [/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR=purple]Wets self laughing and wakes up entire house of sleeping people. o_o;; oops... lesse... erm... (PiroMunkie don't answer this one) Why doesn't glue dry on the inside of the bottle? When SNow White married the Prince, was she a virgin? If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? If Superman is so great, when does he wear his underpants on the outside? How come banks leave their doors open but chain the pens to the desks? How come students have to pay 85$ to go to Kings Dominion but adults only 65$? :mad: (sorry, blowing off steam) How come in movies the pair the UGLIEST guys with the PRETTIEST women? Why does everyone think George Clooney is so damn sexy? How DO you set a VCR? Why are you still reading these? And Finally.. my BIGGEST annoyance.. WHY ARE ALL THE HOTT GUYS GAY?!!!!!!! *stares at TN*[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k9* Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DBZChikaGhan [/i] [B] [COLOR=purple]And Finally.. my BIGGEST annoyance.. WHY ARE ALL THE HOTT GUYS GAY?!!!!!!! *stares at TN*[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] i'm with you on that one, not only are the hot guys gay, they're also the ones with the deepest personalities :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokeman Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DBZChikaGhan [/i] [B] [COLOR=purple]Wets self laughing and wakes up entire house of sleeping people. o_o;; oops... lesse... erm... (PiroMunkie don't answer this one) Why doesn't glue dry on the inside of the bottle? When SNow White married the Prince, was she a virgin? If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? If Superman is so great, when does he wear his underpants on the outside? How come banks leave their doors open but chain the pens to the desks? How come students have to pay 85$ to go to Kings Dominion but adults only 65$? :mad: (sorry, blowing off steam) How come in movies the pair the UGLIEST guys with the PRETTIEST women? Why does everyone think George Clooney is so damn sexy? How DO you set a VCR? Why are you still reading these? And Finally.. my BIGGEST annoyance.. WHY ARE ALL THE HOTT GUYS GAY?!!!!!!! *stares at TN*[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] 1. If there is a reason, its in the book you get when you turn 18 that explains everything in the universe. 2. No 3. The company that made it wants more money 4. Superman is an idiot 5. If the banks chained the doors shut, nobody could get inside 6. The people at Kings Dominion want the extra $20, and most students can get the money from their parents 7. If there is a reason, its in the book you get when you turn 18 that explains everything in the universe. 8. If there is a reason, its in the book you get when you turn 18 that explains everything in the universe. 9. By the time anybody knows that, VCRs will be obsolete 10. I enjoy explaining the unexplainable 11. If there is a reason, its in the book you get when you turn 18 that explains everything in the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokeman Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 And now, the moment youve all been waiting for... Now I will identify the biggest and most mysterious question of all time... Why are you guys asking these questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan L Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 Ah ha ha ha ha haa... Why (on registration forms and such) is there a 'tick the box if you [i]don't[/i] want any info' box? (instead of a 'tick the box if you [i]do[/i] want any info' box) Why does inflation exist? Why the **** does 'the exception that proves the rule', prove the rule? How do manufacturers know the exact day that food goes off? (and it never actually does on that day) OK I'm done.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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