Things to think about...

[Sephiroth]

When SNow White married the Prince, was she a virgin?

of course not, there was definately some strange going on's in the dwarves house

If Superman is so great, when does he wear his underpants on the outside?

he wears pants on the inside too, its just co cold when you go out flying that it wouldn't hurt to wear some extra underpants, and he wears it on the outside to reduce wind resistance

How come in movies the pair the UGLIEST guys with the PRETTIEST women?

because they want ugly guys to think they have a chance? heck, I dunno

Why does everyone think George Clooney is so damn sexy?

I think girls really like his chin

Why are you still reading these?

why did you type this? lol :smirk:

And Finally.. my BIGGEST annoyance..

WHY ARE ALL THE HOTT GUYS GAY?!!!!!!!
*stares at TN*

what are you talking about, I'm not gay :smirk:

I am married though, sorry ladies, lol....

[D. Dark]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Deus_Ex_Machina [/i]
[B]Ah ha ha ha ha haa...

Why (on registration forms and such) is there a 'tick the box if you [i]don't[/i] want any info' box? (instead of a 'tick the box if you [i]do[/i] want any info' box)

Why does inflation exist?

Why the **** does 'the exception that proves the rule', prove the rule?

How do manufacturers know the exact day that food goes off? (and it never actually does on that day)


OK I'm done.... [/B][/QUOTE]

The first is that so if you don't read the fine print, then you get done in for it.

Second exists because economists made it that way (I still have yet to fully understand inflation)

Third is probably a saying of sorts.

Fourth, well, they have to appear to be nice guys.

Alright, answer these dumb questions, for I'm getting sick of it:

Why is the sky blue?
Why is the sea blue?
Why is grass green?
Why is the Sun yellow?
Why is space black?
Why do we look the way we look?

I'll think of more, but this is starting to get pointless

[Char!]

D.Dark, to your first 5 questions:
Wouldn't they look weird if they were different colors?:cool:

And the 6th question's answer:
Genes, though they don't help us much these days...

1)If the Universe is infinite how can it be expanding?
2)Who thought up the whole "red means stop-green means go" rule?
3)How come when you download the "latest" AOL version there's always a newer version the next morning?
4)How do people think up these questions?
5)Why do little kids ask "why" all the time?
6)What [B]exactly[/B] is this:freak:

[Pokeman]

1. Who knows?
2. Who knows?
3. They want you to buy a new version of AOL every day
4. If the people who think up these questions dont know, how is anybody else supposed to know?
5. I dunno. Ask one of them.
6. Who knows?

[Dan L]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Char-Char,Mander-Char! [/i]
[B]D.Dark, to your first 5 questions:
Wouldn't they look weird if they were different colors?:cool:

And the 6th question's answer:
Genes, though they don't help us much these days...

1)If the Universe is infinite how can it be expanding?
2)Who thought up the whole "red means stop-green means go" rule?
3)How come when you download the "latest" AOL version there's always a newer version the next morning?
4)How do people think up these questions?
5)Why do little kids ask "why" all the time?
6)What [B]exactly[/B] is this:freak: [/B][/QUOTE]

I know these... or some of them...

1) because infinity can get bigger.. but it's still infinite. You can multiply infinity by any number and it will still be infinity, but from inside it will appear to expand.. or something. (this is the [i]only[/i] serious answer in this post)

2) some guy who didnt like the colour red

3) they want to see how many times an average person downloads

4) i dont know, how did you think up those questions

5) to annoy you

6) either a three eyed smiley or a guy who got shot between the eyes.

[asar]

Have you ever wondered?

How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you?ve tried some of the others?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about? What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped?
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?

Well...have you???

[asar]

And these are a few more my friend found somewhere...


Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Why don?t you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman?s chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?

[Fall]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Blanko_el-miez [/i]
[B]i found one at school me and my friends were talking and this is what we came up with


"why is it that when you ask your parents how to speel a word...why do they always tell you to look it up in the dictonary"

anyone know???????? she really wants to know [/B][/QUOTE]

:laugh: :laugh: lol

Hehe, that's what I want to know. That always happenes to me, and I can't look it up, because I don't know most of the letters in it..... erm..... yeah..... I get really angry with my parents because of that..... :D

[Anti]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DBZChikaGhan [/i]
[B]

And Finally.. my BIGGEST annoyance..

WHY ARE ALL THE HOTT GUYS GAY?!!!!!!!
*stares at TN*[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE]

thats easy....he seems so hot because you can't have him...Humans always want most what they can't have...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by k9* [/i]
[B]

i'm with you on that one, not only are the hot guys gay, they're also the ones with the deepest personalities :mad: [/B][/QUOTE]

:mad: ehehe sorry but I am against the geral classification of a sex just because to many people accept a stereotype....:mad:

will edit post and answer more later....to tired

[D. Dark]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Char-Char,Mander-Char! [/i]
[B]D.Dark, to your first 5 questions:
Wouldn't they look weird if they were different colors?:cool:

And the 6th question's answer:
Genes, though they don't help us much these days...

1)If the Universe is infinite how can it be expanding?
2)Who thought up the whole "red means stop-green means go" rule?
3)How come when you download the "latest" AOL version there's always a newer version the next morning?
4)How do people think up these questions?
5)Why do little kids ask "why" all the time?
6)What [B]exactly[/B] is this:freak: [/B][/QUOTE]

See! If you ask stupid questions, you'll get stupid answers :D :D

Finally, I've proved my point!

Your questions:

1/ Because although it is infinite, infinity can expand, such as the case of "infinity +1". It just eats it up
2/ Something very smart, though I don't know who he is
3/ Marketing. Just another for fat cats to get fatter with money
4/ Because at some point they became curious, and needed to find answers to those questions, such as "Why is there suffering?"
5/ Little kids are very curious people
6/ It's an avatar of a cyclops gone wrong

[Dan L]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by D. Dark [/i]
[B]

See! If you ask stupid questions, you'll get stupid answers :D :D

Finally, I've proved my point!

Your questions:

1/ Because although it is infinite, infinity can expand, such as the case of "infinity +1". It just eats it up
2/ Something very smart, though I don't know who he is
3/ Marketing. Just another for fat cats to get fatter with money
4/ Because at some point they became curious, and needed to find answers to those questions, such as "Why is there suffering?"
5/ Little kids are very curious people
6/ It's an avatar of a cyclops gone wrong [/B][/QUOTE]

Hey... good answers... though for no. 2 I prefer my answer of 'someone who didn't like the colour red'
You even got no. 1 right. I hand you, D.Dark, the 'genius medal of honor' or something like that.