Dragon Warrior Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 Another Dude Stories Masterpiece made long ago, but hasn't been posted yet. It's one of my favorites. Read on, Dude!!! [SIZE=3]The 3 little Dudes[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]And the Big Bad DJ[/SIZE] Long ago, when the first bedtime was created, parents told tales of wolves and sly foxes eating animals in little stories. But when the good old 90?s came, so did new stories and here?s just one of them. The story of the 3 Little Dudes and the big bad DJ. There once was a hood that had 3 little happy Dudes in it. Dude 1, Dude 2, and Jerry. One day, Jerry came up to the 2 dudes and said, ?Yo yo yo! What it is! I think we should build our crib outta straw!? Dude 1 shook his head. ?No way, Dude. Our crib should be shiggity and so we shall build it out of sticks!? Dude 2 was surprised. ?What are we in, man! The 1300?s? This is the year 2001 and I say we build our crib outta metal, cement and wood!? The 2 others thought and then said, ?Nah.? So each one of them homey G?s built homes out of what they thought was good. Suddenly, a DJ approached their turf. ?Well, isn?t it a nice day fo? music? Mkay!? He came up to Dude 2?s doorstep and knocked on the nice, wood door painted perfectly. Dude 2 opened it and the DJ spoke immediately, ?Yo yo from the ghetto! Let me in so I can sell some of my bad Cds and rip you off.? Dude 2 thought for a moment and then said, ?No.? He shut the door in the DJ?s face and then the DJ shouted, ?I?ll play, and be gay and make your house fall down from bad music!? He played his bad music but nothing happened to the house. The cement walls kept out his terrible beat. The DJ gave in and went next door to Dude 1?s crib. When Dude 1 opened his stick door, the DJ did his work, ?Yo yo from the ghetto. Let me in so I can sell you some of my bad Cds and rip you off.? Dude 1 thought and then said ?No.? The DJ was getting angry and shouted again. ?I?ll play, and be gay and make your house fall down from bad music!? He played his sickening music and the stick home fell. Dude 1 was on the throne at the time and jumped up from his spot, pulled up his pants and ran into Dude 2?s home. The DJ knocked politely but rudely on Jerry?s door. Dude 1 and Dude 2 viewed what was happening from a safe spot. Jerry opened the door, spoke with the DJ and let him in. Dude 1 and Dude 2 looked at each other and waited and watched. The house suddenly collapsed from the bad music and Jerry laid on the ground. The DJ left with a grin and that?s the end. Moral: Don?t do drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conpiracymonki Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 [b]Hehe, I liked these Dudes & Jerry stories,... anymore new ones? :D[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raiha Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 [COLOR=royalblue]Erum.....that's happy. Really happy.[/COLOR] :demon: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soccer 4 Life Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 Now thats interesting... Good Job!! :therock: :mrt: Peace!!:demon: :naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Warrior Posted February 17, 2002 Author Share Posted February 17, 2002 Thanks for the compliments. I am actually working on a new one called Rip Van Tinkle so watch out for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biida Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 um... I've already read that one, but I'll say it again... Interesting story, Gavers. very interesting. Nice ending on it too. Sorta an ironic twist. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Warrior Posted February 17, 2002 Author Share Posted February 17, 2002 Silence Britty. I know your ways. *glares* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[Sound_Nin] Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 wow, thats good... and didnt you say 'Silence Britty. I know your ways.' before? o_O Oh wait, you didnt, im just really really tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Warrior Posted November 13, 2002 Author Share Posted November 13, 2002 Heh. Yeah. Woah. this is an old topic. Yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devidramon Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 LOL! This is good stuff. Got any more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Warrior Posted November 23, 2002 Author Share Posted November 23, 2002 Yeah. I have more. But I've gotta work on it. Dang, I'm bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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