Dragon Warrior Posted February 23, 2002 Share Posted February 23, 2002 You only get a certain amount of time to post what you want, but here's your chance to show people how funny you are. if you one of these 9 canidates: Gavin (Dragon Warrior) Matt (Son Goten) Neil (SuperSayian) Ken (DeathKnight) Danny Lucking (Deus_Ex_Machina) Bon-Bon Boy (AlmightySSJ4) Andrew (MajinVegeta) Amber (ssj chic) Duo Maxwell then proceed in posting. If not, please don't post an act. Do not post other people's material unless given permission and you may use as many posts to fulfill your act. Just don't spam or the mods won't like this. Once you've done your act, u can't add anymore so think this through. You don't have a lot of time. good luck to ya'll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duo Maxwell Posted February 24, 2002 Share Posted February 24, 2002 I know this is gonna suck... half the things I find funny others think is stupid ---------------------------------------------------- hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle the cow jumped over the moon the little dog laughed to see such fun and the dish ran away with the spoon random character: that was not funny... Monook: I know ^_^ and on to the act... one stupid morning in april 1969... uh... no it was 2045, anyways the young boy known as moo-shwey was walking down the road carrying a walrus, he was on his way to asassinate his jedi uncle monook, god knows why but it seemed like a logical thing for a boy his age to do, so he was on his way when he saw his mum and mum, obi and mo-chan (yes he has two mothers, me and my friend long story...) skpping down the road to visit their daughter the queen of poopie-heads, brit and obi's one time lover king of poopie-heads jason. anyway back on topic... moo was going to asassinate monook by squashing him witha walrus uh... I sorta gotta work on this so I'll post more later... [SIZE=1]boy does this suck or what?[/SIZE] I know you said not to edit anything all I'm doing is adding what I'm about to write (I didn't want to double post) Moo: *after noticing his mum's he tried the pretend to be a gnome so no-one will see me trick* Obi: is that moo-shwey? Mo-chan: why yes it is, Obi: lets go see what he's doing the pair walk up to moo Obi: hey moo *waves Mo-chan: how are you? Moo: ... Obi: thats good ^_^ what you doing? Mo-chan: pretending to be a gnome... Moo: ......... Obi: now why would you wanna go do that? Moo: ... ..... Mo-chan: well it sound like fun... lets join him! Obi: so who was it again? Moo: Monook... Obi: ok lets go! *points to KFC across the road* Mo-chan: to the KFC? Obi: *pionts hand in different direction* Kill Monook!!!!! Moo: *sweat drops* how can I be related to these two... Somewhere else... Monook: mmmmm..... Back to the others Mo-chan: are we there yet? Obi: no Mo-chan: are we there yet? Obi: no Mo-chan: are we there yet? Obi: no... Mo-chan: are we there yet? Obi: no so shut your freakin mouth!!!! Mo-chan: *scaredies* Moo: ah-ha!!!! there's a boulder! Obi: whats the boulder for? you gonna throw it at Monook? Moo: no, I'm sitting on it Obi: *falls over* voice behind boulder: oh, look we found my keys! other voice: I'M GONNA KILL YOU JACOB!!!! Mo-chan: Jacob?!?! *runs around boulder to find anthony and jacob wrestleing and zack looking annoyed* YAY!!!! Zack: *sigh* jacob: hey mo-chan!!! *forgets about anthony and stands up* Mo-chan: Jacob sit down, I feel so short Jacob: ^^ poor you Mo-chan: *glares, then stomps on Jacobs foot, thus getting a smile from Zack* Obi: that wasn't nice Mo-chan Moo: *stands up an continues walking* Obi: hey!! mo-chan: *dragging Jacob, anthony and zack* we're off to kill Monook, come join us after a long long walk from South australia to canada they arrived a Monook's fort worn out and tired Mo-chan: we should of at least stopped for a break in hawaii! Jacob: yeah, she's right how come we have to go so far just to squash a guy with a walrus? Obi: dunno, but sounds fun Zack: why am I here anyway? intercomm: who dare goes there? Moo: Moo, Obi, Mo-chan and some goofy guys... doors open and all of them enter Mo-chan: *slips on random pool of water* Obi: where did that come from? Monook: what are you doing here? Moo: I've come to kill you!! *picks up walrus* Monook: You can't kill me Moo: why? Monook: I'm a jedi, duh! Moo: *throws walrus at monook* I can and I will!! Monook: *gets hit inthe head with walrus tusk and falls unconcious* Mo-chan: did you kill him? Obi: Mo-chan, you should be dead too! Mo-chan: why? Obi: aren't you monook too? Mo-chan: yeah so... hey! I should too be dead! *lays on floor pretending to be dead* Moo: ... Obi: yeah but hey I'm used to her now Moo:... ....... Obi: *slaps forehead* thats right hey Mo-chan we gotta go see the king and queen! Mo-chan: *jumps up and colides heads with Jacob* OUCH!!! Jacob: *falls to floor* Mo-chan: sorry man! *leaves quickly* um... I guess you could call that the end... still don't think its funny though... Man my version of the three muskateers would be way funnyer its just it loses sence after the third sentence so I thought no not posting it, plus its full of wierd stuff... actually sware words, sex and stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Warrior Posted March 10, 2002 Author Share Posted March 10, 2002 Very interesting story, Duo. I forgot all about this. ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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