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[COLOR=deeppink][SIZE=1]The joke is...

There is a Cajun & a Farmer, the Cajun just moved to Texas
The Cajun buys the farmers donkey for $100, the farmer agrees to deliver the donkey the next day..The next day the farmers drives up and says

Farmer: "Sorry, i got some bad news, the donkey died."

Cajun: "Then just give me my money back."

Farmer: "Caint' do that, I done went and spent it."

Cajun: "Well then just drop the donkey off."

Farmer: "What are ya' gonna' do woth a dead donkey?"

Cajun: "I'm gonna' raffle 'em off."

Farmer: "Ya' 'caint raffle off a dead donkey!"

Cajun: "Sure I can, I just won't tell no-one he's dead

A couple of months later the Cajun met up with the farmer. The Farmer asked...

Farmer: "So how'd that raffle go?

Cajun: "It went pretty good, I sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece and made a profit of $898."

Farmer: "Didn't no one complain?"

Cajun: "Only the guy that one so I gave him his 2 dollars back!!!"

LOL!!!LOL!!!LOL!!!



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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Char-Char,Mander-Char! [/i]
[B][SIZE=1][B]HM... CALL ME SLOW, BUT I DON'T GET IT.
*SITS AROUND AND WAITS FOR PEOPLE TO CALL HIM SLOW*
"CHAR, YOU'RE SLOW..."
:D :D :D [/B][/SIZE] [/B][/QUOTE]

[COLOR=deeppink][SIZE=1]No 'yer not, don't diss 'yerself...that's someone elses job...JK!!!LOL!!![/SIZE] [/COLOR]
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Char-Char,Mander-Char! [/i]
[B][SIZE=1][B]HM... CALL ME SLOW, BUT I DON'T GET IT.
*SITS AROUND AND WAITS FOR PEOPLE TO CALL HIM SLOW*
"CHAR, YOU'RE SLOW..."
:D :D :D [/B][/SIZE] [/B][/QUOTE]
I don't get it either.If it makes you feel better, we can be stupid together!:):confused: HEY! I din't see KyJaUn~FuLlEr's post!Its a stupid trio!j/k...Umm..I still don't get it.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sere Tuscumbia [/i]
[B]Welcome to the club of nongetters . . .

I SERIOUSLY don't get the point of that joke . . .

Does it even HAVE a point? [/B][/QUOTE]
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I seriously don't know if there is a point or not. If it is making fun of or insulting texans me and someone are going to have a talk. DON'T MESS WITH TEXANS!!!LOL![/size]
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SuperSayian [/i]
[B]I find this offencive. Seeing as how I AM cajun. You make us seem so stupid. Man, forget this. *adds Herman Nation to "People to Invisorate" list*

-Screw you- [/B][/QUOTE]

I'm sorry if that offends you. But when i posted it i didn't think it would offen anyone...so i guess...the joke is kinda' stupid...(and i wasn't the one that made the joke up so just [b]Shut up!!![/b] And stop complainin' 'cause it aint' my fault..
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he got like 588 dolars for a dead horse or w/e. Someone wins. The other guy asks how did it go blah blah blah. ANd he saiys "didnt they get mad" The other guy says Only the guy who WON, so i gave him his 2 dollars back, thats what he gave for the horse thingy. Get it now?
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by \¤~NoodleZ~¤/ [/i]
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I seriously don't know if there is a point or not. If it is making fun of or insulting texans me and someone are going to have a talk. DON'T MESS WITH TEXANS!!!LOL![/size] [/B][/QUOTE]

[b]No[/b] it's not making fun of Texans..i wouldn't do that the only Cajun I don't like is SuperSaiyan (by the way SuperSaiyan [b]SCREW YOU[/b] and i would't make fun of a state that most of my family is from!!!
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Herman Nation [/i]
[B]

[b]Shut up!!![/b] And stop complainin' 'cause it aint' my fault.. [/B][/QUOTE]
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Don't tell him to shut up!! Yes, it is your fault! You are the one that posted it up so yeah it is your fault![/size]
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sere Tuscumbia [/i]
[B]Ha ha . . . NOT!

Even though I get the joke now . . .

It still isn't funny . . .

Oh and Hermey dearest,

When you put para. around words, do try to close the paras. (Like this) NOT (like this

See?

~!*Sere*!~ [/B][/QUOTE]

Yeah i tend to do that...should i delete this entire topic since i creted it???
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Victorious987 [/i]
[B]he got like 588 dolars for a dead horse or w/e. Someone wins. The other guy asks how did it go blah blah blah. ANd he saiys "didnt they get mad" The other guy says Only the guy who WON, so i gave him his 2 dollars back, thats what he gave for the horse thingy. Get it now? [/B][/QUOTE]

There read that coolcamon007
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[SIZE=3][FONT=century gothic][COLOR=crimson]for some reason i think that joke sucks...
$100 for the donkey
then sold 500 tickets at $500 dollars is $250,000 total
subtract the $100 for the price of the donkey leaves you with $249,900
then you give the winner back his 2 dollar ticket, wait i thought it said $500 per? so uh yea... the joke is on anyone who laughed[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by kuja [/i]
[B][SIZE=3][FONT=century gothic][COLOR=crimson]for some reason i think that joke sucks...
$100 for the donkey
then sold 500 tickets at $500 dollars is $250,000 total
subtract the $100 for the price of the donkey leaves you with $249,900
then you give the winner back his 2 dollar ticket, wait i thought it said $500 per? so uh yea... the joke is on anyone who laughed[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/B][/QUOTE]

if you notice i edited it to say $2 per ticket...i made a typo now do you get it?
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by kakkarot ssj4 [/i]
[B]that was alright ...but ive seen better..no offense [/B][/QUOTE]

[COLOR=darkblue]None Taken[/COLOR]
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