Sephiroth Posted March 12, 2002 Share Posted March 12, 2002 good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ff big brother, the show where YOU get to vote off the contestants, we currently have 10 contestants.... Cloud Tifa Barret Cid Sephiroth Yuffie Vincent Reno Rude Elena I will be posting the story every day, and I am Big Brother, and when the time comes for you to vote, vote off from whoever it is thats nominated to vote off, its the show where you decide who goes, and now the story.... DAY 1 Everyone has arrived at the house and have unpacked, the girls in the girls dorms, and the guys at the guys dorms, meanwhile, at the guy's dorms.... reno: whew, see how hot tifa looks tonight rude? yowza! *begins to girate* rude: ........ cloud: cut it out, shinra scum reno: hey, I resent that cid: cut it out, willya? we gots more important things to get on with, big bro's gonna give us our assignment for this week soon *begins to puff on a cigarette* vincent: has anyone seen my blanky? everyone: huh??? :confused: vincent: my blankey, I can't find it barret: hell %)*^&(*) man! ain't noone wanna know about yo damn blankey, now shut yo damn mouth befo' I shut it fo ya! vincent: ......big meanie Meanwhile, in the girl's dorm.... yuffie: I can't believe there's only 3 girls, thats so damn sexist tifa: *shrugs* apparently there weren't many interesting female's in ff7 yuffie: what about aeris? tifa: like I said, not many interesting female's in ff7 elena: god! I can't believe I'm stuck here with you two! yuffie: oh gawd! like were any happier tifa: look, were going to be stuck with each other in this house for a while, might as well try and make the best of it elena: well....just don't expect me to be nice or anything Finally, everyone is now in the BB living room.... reno: $"%* face! barret: &$£% sucker! elena: donkey &^%&^$ yuffie: dirty *%$£ rude: ......... cloud: that was low, rude, that was low.... tifa: how can you even tell what he's saying? cloud: ....his facial expressions tifa: .....what facial expressions? cloud: ok then, his eyes! tifa: he's....wearing....sunglasses cloud: *shrugs* so what? sephiroth: can we please keep it down? BB is going to issue us our assignment soon cid: s***! YOU of all people want US to keep it down? I should impale you with my pike! sephiroth: shut up, buttmunch BB: QUIET, ALL OF YOU!!! [everyone shuts up] BB: much better, now seeing as how you've all become such good friends, I have your first assignment ready, you will have a party in 3 days time, have fun, but the assignment is.... [everyone listens on, wide eyed and impatient] BB: a member, male and female, must strip at the party everyone: WHAT?! :eek: to be continued.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted March 12, 2002 Share Posted March 12, 2002 [FONT=century gothic]Safer, I can't figure out if that was hilarious or seriously disturbing....[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Posted March 13, 2002 Share Posted March 13, 2002 *Distracts Safer with some underground Tifa pictures, while a group of guys with white suits and a butterfly net steathily approach from behind.* Hey, nice job. It was pretty darn entertaining. Especially Rude's lines!;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoCactuar Posted March 13, 2002 Share Posted March 13, 2002 *laughs like a FF character* Gwahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OoooooOOOOoooo.... *Takes a deep breath* That's funnier than FF jerry springer! But i though you said FF survivor would be out soon, mabye messa confused:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raiha Posted March 13, 2002 Share Posted March 13, 2002 [COLOR=royalblue]LOL, I say I should get to play Tifa. Anyways, I think it's funny. Seph should be the one to strip. ;)[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted March 13, 2002 Author Share Posted March 13, 2002 cloud: a guy and a girl, to strip? BB: thats right, oh, and I decided on another thing? cloud: ....whats that? BB: I have decided to add two more contestants to the house seph: .....like who? BB: they should be arriving right about......now! [just then, Moe and Aeris step through the door] everyone: wtf?! :eek: cloud: but....if Moe's here....then who's big brother? moe: oh, well I found a reliable replacement cid: and who the $*£! might that be?! moe: .....my roommate, king penn elena: ugh, that guy is such a PIG! I can't stand him! yuffie: *murmuring* you can't even stand yourself elena: hey heard that, you low class ninja biatch! yuffie: what did you say?! elena: just bring it on! moe: stop it, both of you, were going to have to decide who strips all the guys: TIFA!!!!!!! [tifa suddenly begins to blush] tifa: I....I can't do that moe: come on guys, if she doesn't want to, then she doesn't have to tifa: aww, thanks moe moe: no problem *whispers to her* you sexy thang ;) aeris: if I may say something here for a mome- everyone: SHUT UP!!! aeris: ..... yuffie: you know, I think the girls should decide on who strips from the guys team! reno: oh well that ain't fair, since your all going to be voting for me to strip, oh yeah baby! *begins to grind* all the girls: -_- moe: hmm, I think the girls should decide on which guy strips, and should flip a coin or something for who strips out of the girls seph: hmm, sounds interesting, but why must they have to decide who strips out of us? moe: ......look on the bright side, you can't really complain about who strips out of them, right? seph: hmm, I guess your right cloud: then it is agreed, the girls pick which guy strips, and flip a coin for who strips out of the girls elena: we'll get started right away [the girls go into their dorm's] cloud: I want tifa to strip reno: I hear that cid: I don't mind who strips out of them, they all better lookin than that ugly &^% shera! vincent: who do you think they will pick out of us? rude: ........ cloud: nah, I doubt it reno: well they're certainly not going to pick vampire boy vincent: I'm not a vampire reno: so, I still doubt they would want to see your diseased body vincent: and I doubt they would want to see YOUR shrivelled up penis reno: hey, don't diss my penis man, where do you think I got the idea to use my nightstick here as a weapon? seph: well they're definately going to pick me, I've got the longest sword cloud: so? I've got the biggest cid: no one can test this pike of mine! As the guys argue, in the girls dorm.... tifa: so, who should we get to strip? all the girls: MOE!!! [In the living room] moe: huh? did I just hear my name just now? seph: *shrugs* beats me* [Back in the girls dorm] tifa: ok, then thats settled, we all want to see moe strip, so who should we get to strip out of us? yuffie: ....well I certainly can't do it, I'm only 16! aeris: she's right, the law won't let her do it until she is 18 elena: I know, rock paper scissors out of the 3 of us! tifa: sounds good to me aeris: I'm up for that [they play rock paper scissors, in the end, tifa loses] tifa: I can't believe I lost! come on, two out of three, please! :bawl: elane: nope, sorry aeris: its the rules [everyone is back in the living room now] reno: so ladies, bet you picked me to strip huh? can't say I can blame ya *begins to grind again* elena: nope, we never picked you reno: what....sniff....I'm heartbroken elena: shut up already, will ya? cloud: so....who did you pick? [all the girls go rushing to moe, holding him by the arms] all the girls: MOE!!! all the guys: MOE??? moe: .....me? :blush: cloud: but.....why? tifa: oh come off it cloud, he's the sexiest out of you guys, though sephiroth did come in a close second seph: ...... reno: ok, ok, but tell us who out of you girls will strip? [the guys begin to chant tifa's name] tifa: .......*beginning to blush* .....me all the guys: YEEEEEEES!!!!!! what will happen next on BB? two new contestants have entered, the deranged king penn is now BB himself! Moe and Tifa have to strip, could things get morwe interesting? to be continued.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shy Posted March 13, 2002 Share Posted March 13, 2002 [size=1]This is very funny Seph, and I am just now realizing what my friends mean when they say that I have no life. Who needs I life when I've got FF7 Big Brother? And I have to ask, does your wife know about your feelings towards Tifa? The sig never gave an answer...[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raiha Posted March 13, 2002 Share Posted March 13, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Shyguy [/i] [B][size=1]This is very funny Seph, and I am just now realizing what my friends mean when they say that I have no life. Who needs I life when I've got FF7 Big Brother? And I have to ask, does your wife know about your feelings towards Tifa? The sig never gave an answer...[/size] [/B][/QUOTE][COLOR=royalblue]Get real Shyguy, he's married. He's not going to answer that one. Not if he values his life.[/COLOR] :demon: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zeh Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 [COLOR=indigo]:bellylol: :blulaugh: :haha: Thats awesome.... Only, it would of ruled if they chose rude or barret to strip... lol [/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenixflames Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 Poopies. I think that it would be more entertaning if Sephy stripped. ***poutes*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted March 14, 2002 Author Share Posted March 14, 2002 ooc: don't take anything I say about Tifa too seriously ;) -------- DAY 3 Finally the day of the party has arrived, and Moe was doing some practice stripping before he had to do it for real reno: no no no, you gotta grind more, man! seph: shake those hips too rude: ......... cid: yeah, that too, good suggestion rude moe: ugh, good thing we don't have to completely strip reno: why? don't you want them to see your small penis? moe: :flaming: reno: errr...forget I said that Finally, it is party time, and everyone is having fun, music, drinks, all thats left now is for the strippers to do their thing reno: its about time we see some damn stripping! everyone: STRIP! STRIP! STRIP! moe and tifa: :blush: tifa: ugh, so who goes first? moe: ladies first tifa: bah, ok then.... [Tifa gets on the table and begins to strip, she dances and begins to take her leather jacket off, slowly taking off more clothes until she is in her undergarments, she quickly jumps off and puts her clothes back on] all the guys: no! we wanna see more! tifa: *blushes* elena: thats enough now, we wanna see moe strip! all the girls: MOE! MOE! MOE! moe: *blushes* ok then, I guess its my turn [moe gets on the table and begins to strip, all the girls screaming and cheering him on until he is left in his underwear, he calmly gets off the table and puts his clothes back on] elena: poop, I wanted to see more, sigh.... [tifa gets up to get herself a drink, she walks past reno and he slaps her butt] reno: nice show, sexy [tifa turns around, fire in her eyes, and punches reno so hard it sends him across the room] reno: AAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!! *splat, he hits the wall* tifa: don't ever think of doing that again seph: note to self, don't slap tifa's azz [reno begins to groggily get up] reno: come on babe, you know you love me really tifa: drop dead! reno: gladly, at least I'll be able to see up your skirt tifa: shut the hell up!!! [she angrily sits herself down in her chair, sipping her drink and giving reno death looks, but he merely blows a kiss back at her] BB: This is big brother reno: man, your such an optomist BB: erm, yes, well anyway, seeing as how your assignment was successfully completed, tomorrow you will get a PS2 with 3 games of your choice for a full day everyone: cool! ^_^ cloud: what games though tifa: tekken tag, I wanna kick some butt everyone: *nods in agreement* cid: hmm, what else? seph: gotta have MGS2, sure its 1 player, but its still cool everyone: *nods in agreement* yuffie: what should the last game be then? rude: .......... everyone: YES, DEFINATELY! moe: so it is agreed, tomorrow the 3 games will be tekken tag, mgs2, and ssx tricky.... to be continued.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 I never saw BB but this is great berret should be kicked out first (it is only becase I just don't like he thats why) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shift Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 [SIZE=1][COLOR=royalblue]That's funny as hell so far!!! LOL! But Tifa only went down to undies...DAMNIT!!!![/COLOR] [/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted April 7, 2002 Author Share Posted April 7, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Herman Nation [/i] [B][SIZE=1][COLOR=royalblue]That's funny as hell so far!!! LOL! But Tifa only went down to undies...DAMNIT!!!![/COLOR] [/SIZE] [/B][/QUOTE] I would have carried this on, but no one really seemed interested in it, I might start it again if there is a demand.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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