RPG The Nonsensical Tails of The Animal Kingdom(sign up)

[Charles]

[I]This rpg is perhaps the zaniest thing anyone could ever possibly think up. I describe it as "imaginative", while most of you will find it "insane." If anyone does indeed join it, prepare to go on a magical journey where reason has no place. Heck, writer's block definitely shouldn't be a problem.[/I]

[U][B]The beginning, because all stories have one[/B][/U]

Lying in a thicket of grass, Jeremy opened his eyes and stared bewilderedly at the green sky that gazed down upon him. Literally, the sun and the moon eyeballed one other, nose to nose, with malicious intent.

"I must be dreaming," Jeremy said groggily, rubbing his eyes.

The young man became rigid as a squeaky voice said assuredly, "A dream? My boy, this is anything but a dream!"

Turning around slowly, Jeremy gasped in amazement. Before his eyes, sat two animals--a mouse and a rabbit, comfortably lounging over carrots and tea.

"Gerald," the rabbit said to his rodent companion, "what in the world [I]IS[/I] that thing anyway? I don't believe a recognize that particular species."

"I do say," the mouse squeaked in between sips of tea, "ever since the mutant space monkeys and Hypocronos came about, things have been quite strange."

Quite distrubedly, the rabbit replied, "My friend, Night has met day, the folks in West Bob say that the sky has met the heavens, and the sea has saw. This mutated beast is the least of our worries."

"HEY, I'm no mutated beast," Jeremy retorted, "I'm a boy!"

The two animal amigos stared confusedly at one another--they had no idea what a "boy" was.

[I]Clickity.......clickity..........clickity[/I]

"My word, what is that noise," Gerald the mouse questioned, ignoring the anomaly before them.

"Oh, it's nothing but a donkey," Peter the rabbit replied.

Peeking his head out of the ground, a mole wearing lingerie interrupted, "Sheesh, you two are idiots. A donkey goes, [I]'Clickity Clock, clickity clock'[/I] not [I]'Clickity.......clickity....clickity'[/I]

"Well, I never," Peter the rabbit yelled, drawing a sword, "You have insulted me, and I shall slayeth you! First you gallivant around like that and then you sting me with your words! Have at you!"

Withdrawing a pic axe the earth, the mole replied, "How dare [I]you[/I] sir! You shall pay dearly for insulting my honor!"

Jeremy backed away slowly and scratched his head, as the mouse tried to separate it's furry brethren. Screaming nonsense like, "But we must not fight one another! We must work together to defeat T-bone and Hypocronos," the mouse frantically jumped back and forth.

Nose to nose, the two animals glared at one another, resembling the moon and the sun above them. Battle seemed imminent, until a three-legged donkey tripped through the brush and a hawk wearing an eye patch followed.

Rushing to the donkey's aid, the boy asked, "Are you okay mister?"

"Listen up brother, " the hawk said, eying the boy up suspiciously, "This here is the donkey assigned with the task of bringing peace back to the Animal Kingdom. He doesn't need any help from the likes of you."

Rising slowly, his knee trembling, the donkey urged his ally to remain civil.

"Hawk Hogan, he's only trying to help. This world would be a better place if there were more individuals like him in it."

Interjecting himself into the conversation, the mole asked giggling, "[I]He's[/I] the one entrusted with bringing down the Monkey/Hypocronos dynasty?! That's ridiculous!"

"Brother," Hawk Hogan said, "He's not only going to bring down the dynasty, but he's going to withdraw the sword of Zion to aid him. He's going to do what I couldn't. WhatCHA gonna do, when Abe the Donkey runs wild on you?!"

Laughing hysterically, the mole said, "Yeah, whatever" and returned to his hole, but not before blowing a kiss to the rabbit, tauntingly.

"Say," the boy said, "wouldn't this make things a lot easier?"

Jeremy proceeded to grab a straight, sturdy piece of lumber and fastened it to the donkey using some nearby vines, giving him an artificial leg.

"I'll be," Abe said, walking around on his new leg, "How can I ever repay you?"

Looking at the ground ashamed, the boy asked, "Could you help me find a way home? I don't remember where I belong or how I got here?"

"Listen Brother," Hawk Hogan said gruffly, "we appreciate what you did, but Abe has an important task to accomplish. We don't have time to baby-sit some strange animal, while the mutant space monkeys and Hypocronos tear the Animal Kingdom apart!"

"Of course we can help you, "Abe said ignoring his partner, "I have a good feeling about you. I don't know what you are or where you came from, but I have a feeling that we were destined to meet. If you come with me, I'm sure that we'll find a way to get you home."

[I]With that, a boy, donkey and a hawk, set forth on an epic adventure that would determine the fate of the Animal Kingdom.[/I]

[B]If you are nuts enough to sign up, here's what you'll need.[/B]

Name:
Age:
Species:
Weapon: (no guns with real bullets)

[Raiha]

[COLOR=purple]Heh heh heh.......:devil:

Name: Rena Gerclaw

Age: Good question, maybe around............17 in human years?

Species: Human/Panther. Has power to morph into a were puma, but it's painful.......and makes her look a bit strange..............but she's still sexy.

Weapon: Claws, teeth, tail, dewclaws, ears, eyes, tounge?[/COLOR]

[9mm Avenger]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Raiha [/i]
[B][COLOR=purple]Weapon: Claws, teeth, tail, dewclaws, ears, eyes, tounge?[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE]

The tounge? I don't wanna know.

[The Vampire: Ed]

Name: Jabber Jaw
Age: 30
Species: A land walking shark
Weapon: A harpoon, and his massive bite

[Raiha]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Majora's Mask [/i]
[B]

The tounge? I don't wanna know. [/B][/QUOTE][COLOR=royalblue]I was kidding! But......................if you think about it in a perverted sense............nevermind.[/COLOR]

[Sui Generis]

Name: Lalaith Ril (lal for short)
Age: 14 human years
Species: White Tiger
Weapons: Claws...teeth...speed

[liamc2]

Name: Athen
Age: 19 (human)
Species: Human/Snow Leopard
Appearance: (when morphed) large, normal, fully grown snow leopard with a brass tail ring
(human): blue eyes, brown hair, normal travelling clothes
Weapons: large canines, claws, tongue ( :rolleyes: ), large brass tail ring when he morphs to leopard

[The Vampire: Ed]

I think some of you may have confused this with a Bloody Roar RPG, or something. Did anyon take Yugo? :laugh:

[Raiha]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Vampire: Ed [/i]
[B]I think some of you may have confused this with a Bloody Roar RPG, or something. Did anyon take Yugo? :laugh: [/B][/QUOTE][COLOR=royalblue]Nope, and the Beastgirl is still there, and the mole, and the batgirl, who BTW, is freaky beyond all reason.......Oh, and Long's still there too![/COLOR] :tasty:

[Yoda]

Name: Craig
Age: 7
Species: Weasel (oh yeah!! gotta love 'dem weasels)
Weapon: His claws, teeth, tail, and weaselish cunning.

[Chaos]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Raiha [/i]
[B][COLOR=royalblue]I was kidding! But......................if you think about it in a perverted sense............nevermind.[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE]


Now you know, when I was reading your sign-up, I was like..

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy....:naughty:"

:p

*reads topic title* *blinks twice* My God...... Charlie wasn't joking...O_o;;

Name: Doobie
Age: 3
Species: Chimp
Weapon: Poop, screttching voice, large stick